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[–]GoldenWrapper 54 points55 points ago

No! Not Stu! He was such a good guy...

[–]ENKC 8 points9 points ago

Whenever I see this scene referenced, it makes me think of David Duchovny in Californication. He's got a similar look.

[–]quantumcatz 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit you're right

[–]Stoogith 0 points1 point ago

It's OK guys! I'll be fine. It was a close call though!

[–]epikax 4 points5 points ago

That's a cool stove.

[–]hedeman 1 point2 points ago

Your neon lights need a partial replacement there

[–]Breathing_Balls 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the street side eatery in Bladerunner.

[–]lazyduke 0 points1 point ago

Maybe we can still save him, he's not dead yet!

[–]glutenfree123 0 points1 point ago

time of death (looks at watch)...

[–]Timecoot 0 points1 point ago

As my name is Stu, I feel like this is a bad omen.

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

I am so sorry to hear of your condition. :(

[–]JediGameFreak 0 points1 point ago

I'm glad Reddit continues affirming that I have no original thoughts.

[–]carpeDeezNuts 17 points18 points ago

The stu eventually becomes blacked out when you can't find a job.

[–]brodesto[S] -1 points0 points ago

hahaha that made me laugh because it is so relevant

[–]snailwithmonocle 0 points1 point ago

Well thank you for explaining us!

[–]Siethron 10 points11 points ago

Going to a school with one of the highest suicide rates around, I can attest to this.

[–]Breathing_Balls 4 points5 points ago

Man, Is school that tough? Sounds like some students have a real struggle.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

School is really hard if you don't have close friends/family to support and understand you. Facebook friends don't help you, you need people you can actually go to with problems and vent.

A lot of students go to college and leave their homes for the first time and feel cut off from everything and can't get these good friendships or lose contact with parents for a while. This lets the stress pile up and it can really become a problem.

[–]Trodmac 1 point2 points ago

It's the pressure.

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

Shit. That is tragic. :(

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[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

For me it passed years ago and was a fairly non-eventful experience. I guess I was one of the lucky ones.

[–]bluesnake4 0 points1 point ago

In the UK asking if school was tough implies you are less than five years old, assuming the question means you have had no experience in school.

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

Unless you are from the travelling community.

[–]bluesnake4 0 points1 point ago

Fair enough, i've always wondered how do you get internet access on a regular basis? I know it's a stupid question i just wondered.

[–]carpeltuna 5 points6 points ago

My name is Stuart and I find this disturbing...

[–]Rebel38 3 points4 points ago

Hello fellow Stu

[–]Timecoot 3 points4 points ago

All aboard the Stu train!

[–]esquinato 4 points5 points ago

Stoo stoo

[–]KlutchKent 1 point2 points ago

when suddenly.... A BRICK WALL APPEARS

[–]TheMightyDucks 2 points3 points ago

Hi Stuart

[–]dclown50 11 points12 points ago

Am I the only college student who doesn't panic or stress out over finals? I mean, you just spent a whole semester learning it shouldn't you know it?

[–]DELTATKG 1 point2 points ago

You are not alone. If you're just learning the shit during finals week, you're doing school wrong.

[–]LickMyLadyBalls 2 points3 points ago

Am I the only one who waited for the Stu to disappear completely?

[–]InfBlitz 3 points4 points ago

i thought the same thing... then saw ur name... then laughed... then sorta got freaked out... it was a weird process

[–]Breathing_Balls 2 points3 points ago

Ball sandwich time...

[–]tenfifteen619 2 points3 points ago

That's flashing at the same frequency that my left eye is twitching at due to all the studying I'm doing.

[–]schwins_cube 2 points3 points ago

Yeah -- learning kills you.

[–]thinlikenate 4 points5 points ago

BOO FUCKING HOO

[–]hackiavelli 5 points6 points ago

Studying and finals take some work! Books cost money! I wasn't handed a job just for graduating! I have to pay my student loans back!

[–]snailwithmonocle 1 point2 points ago

We all thank you kindly for your generous compassion with your fellow redditors. You are a real sweetheart :)

[–]Idiotank 1 point2 points ago

I was like "why is stu blinking?" then I realized stu is dying of an epeleptic seizure.

[–]Breathing_Balls 0 points1 point ago

Due to faulty electrical wiring.

[–]peacecake 0 points1 point ago*

Can you explain your name brodesto? EDIT: Just asking b/c it has my surname in it.

[–]Dontwantyourlemons 0 points1 point ago

Your surname is Lick My Lady Balls?

[–]quezalcoatl 0 points1 point ago

Seisuring

[–]bradtastikal 0 points1 point ago

its ok, ill have a job for a couple years after i graduate.

[–]Ska-jayjay 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to facebook.

[–]xEzio 0 points1 point ago

Stu dying?! Nooooooooooo

[–]Donkeydoo 0 points1 point ago

Stu-beef!

[–]af609 0 points1 point ago

Being up for two all nighters in a row as of now, I couldn't agree more.

[–]stureedy 0 points1 point ago

As someone named "Stu," I find this a bit disturbing

[–]rihd 0 points1 point ago

"student dying" ?

[–]dokenmoken 0 points1 point ago

nice one!

[–]SuperDolan 0 points1 point ago

coincident? yea, probably

[–]racekarl 0 points1 point ago

haha yeah because learning new things about the world fucking kills the soul man. let's go out and jump off a bridge instead.

[–]shutupnube 0 points1 point ago

Your life sounds so super hard.

[–]johntarded 0 points1 point ago

Press escape to fix your problem.

[–]Sweeper8 0 points1 point ago

studying = student + dying

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Are you comparing the process of learning something to actual death?

[–]mypetridish -1 points0 points ago

i wish i had a photoframe that will play gif files, will put this infront of my study table for demotivation