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How i feel arguing with my girlfriend (Xpost from gifs) (i.imgur.com)

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[–][deleted] 135 points136 points ago

Video

[–]NowNowGuys 82 points83 points ago

Thanks. It's clear from the video that the performance is choreographed. Still, it's an impressive acrobatic display.

[–]fox9iner 168 points169 points ago

Did it become clear at the part where the woman beats up the man?

[–]c0up0n 11 points12 points ago

I found it pretty clear once I saw her pull of the move that only works in the WWF. Acrobatic maneuvers like this are always fun to see, but are only used for entertainment.

[–]ConansBeard 9 points10 points ago

If you watch carefully in the gif you can see him help lift her

[–]Ginrou 4 points5 points ago

of course it's choreographed, much like how ANY martial arts demos are. . Anyways, it's called vovinam or vo viet dao and it's a martial art from vietnam that is technically older than tae kwon do. in practice it's a lot like karate but its unique feature is the use of flying scissors. it's true that you're only likely to catch someone with slow reaction/off guard at the neck. However, it can also be thrown at the torso and legs ala Cung Le (at 39 seconds)

[–]ThickPiss 65 points66 points ago*

I'm tempted to X-post this comment to /r/TwoXChromosomes and watch you get flamed

EDIT - WOW, getting downvoted on this...I was joking if that helps

[–]agenthenry 2 points3 points ago*

there ya go
edit: i upvoted them, and subsequently got downvoted. one day reddit will understand me. one day...

[–]fox9iner 8 points9 points ago

A flame kissed grilled chicken sandwich? Why yes, thank you.

[–]primokarim 1 point2 points ago

Testosterone is a performance enhancing drug, bring it on, we got science to hide behind.

[–]OneWhoHenpecksGiants 2 points3 points ago

It should be flamed regardless. That's just dumb. It is unlikely but not impossible for a girl to beat a guy and I saw it happen a while back. Chromosomes don't determine the fight, skill does.

[–]Fearlessleader85 10 points11 points ago

Look at your historic state wrestling champions. There are some DAMN skilled women wrestlers out there, but they lose. I've seen several women lose to less skilled men that weighed the same or less, simply because they're much stronger.

Skill is necessary, but strength is a HUGE factor, and being a male helps that immensely.

[–]Navi419 0 points1 point ago

Honest curiousity, how much does weight factor into wrestling at that level? Are the differences in weight between skilled women and lesser skilled men they competed against enough to tip the advantage?

[–]TreeFiddy1031 3 points4 points ago

Weight is a huge factor in wrestling. There's a reason that the weight class divisions in wrestling are in such small increments (13-15 lbs). It's also the reason that wrestlers (and fighters) will fight in lower weight classes by cutting weight hard, and then stuffing themselves as much as possible in the time between weigh-in and the match. Those few extra pounds can make a big difference. A large part of wrestling is trying to control your opponent's body, and that's much harder to do when they have more body to control.

[–]All-American-Bot 5 points6 points ago

(For our friends outside the USA... 15 lbs -> 6.8 kg) - Yeehaw!

[–]Fearlessleader85 0 points1 point ago

The weight classes have small differences between them, especially in the mid ranges, but there's a huge difference. I wrestled 152lbs for most of high school. The classes below and above were 145lbs and 160lbs. If someone wrestled up a single weight class, they were at a terrible disadvantage. Wrestling up 2 weight classes is beginning to risk injury, enough so that, in my state at least, that was the maximum that you could go (so if you weight 144.8, you could wrestle 160, but not 171).

Really, even the difference between someone dropping 3-4lbs to be exactly at weight and someone who was sitting easy at 1-2 lbs under is big. That's not a lot of weight, but think about the last time you saw 6lbs of meat sitting on the counter?

In college, it's difficult to say exactly what the largest factor is, because everyone is very skilled and ridiculously strong, so small differences and differences in style can be the most important. However, still, if you have two people of similar skill, with a 10lb difference, the heavier one will win almost every time.

[–]fox9iner 2 points3 points ago

I saw an amputee beat a two-legger in a foot race a while back.

[–]grigri 1 point2 points ago

Well sure, the amputee could just put his foot on a skateboard and push it... the two-legger has to drag his whole body around as well, just to get the foot to the finish line.

[–]fox9iner 5 points6 points ago

Yeah he had to cheat, he had one of those million dollar bionic foots

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      [–]frontseatdog 2 points3 points ago

      Bobby Riggs, is that you? ;)

      [–]fox9iner 2 points3 points ago

      Have you seen these? worth a watch.

      [–]frontseatdog 0 points1 point ago

      Andy was good, but I preferred a guy named Tony Clifton. I hardly ever see Tony anymore.

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        [–]OCedHrt 3 points4 points ago

        I thought that was the case when the guy reaches down to support his and her weight right before they fall.

        [–]seashanty 1 point2 points ago

        None one fights like this in real life. Action movies have spoiled boxing and MMA for me.

        [–]wethedownvoted 1 point2 points ago

        this is something i've always wondered about. the MMA guys know all those martial arts and yet invariably they wind up wrestling. why is this? are all those fancy moves ineffective at close quarters? would bruce lee still use kung-fu in this situation or would he too wind up boxing and wrestling? it's a mystery to me.

        [–]cypherdtraitor 0 points1 point ago

        Flying arm bars happen pretty often in professional matches. I wonder how close they would be to pulling this flying head lock thing off.

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdDG5QaJI_0

        [–]Fearlessleader85 1 point2 points ago

        Just from the gif, you can see him pull her up. That is not a realistic method of attacking anyone.

        [–]xoites 4 points5 points ago

        Choreographed or not that has to be one of the most impressive Marshal Arts moves i have ever seen.

        [–]ThinkinWithSand 11 points12 points ago

        [–]xoites 2 points3 points ago

        Very Zen indeed.

        [–]ivosaurus 5 points6 points ago

        *martial

        [–]xoites 0 points1 point ago

        Oops!

        My bad.

        Thanks. :)

        [–]ThinkinWithSand 1 point2 points ago

        FYI: That's why I posted the painting of a marshal.

        [–]fogoticus 0 points1 point ago

        Yeah no. If he'd not jump she'd break his neck.

        [–]deadeight 0 points1 point ago

        Yeah I had to watch the gif a few times, hadn't seen the comments. The guy quite clearly just does a forward roll, something like that wouldn't work.

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          [–]AznMadness42 9 points10 points ago

          jump to 5:58 for slow-mo

          [–]ts87654 13 points14 points ago

          You're a good man

          [–]Hanlons 3 points4 points ago

          Meh. If you want to see the real combatives, check out Roy Elghanayan

          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

          Krav Maga: How to nut shot 6 armed opponents at once.

          [–]Memento1979 5 points6 points ago

          My old Kung Fu instructor cross trained in Krav Maga for a while, and boiled it all down as follows: nuts, eyes, throat. Eyes, nuts, throat. Throat, eyes, nuts. Nuts, nuts, nuts.

          It's super effective.

          [–]Dyolf_Knip 0 points1 point ago

          Called shot to the nuts!

          [–]fox9iner 2 points3 points ago

          Relevant

          [–]JustAWonderfulMan 0 points1 point ago

          a wonderful man, even...

          [–]LordOfPies 0 points1 point ago

          Why is there a gun on the floor?

          [–]alecrev18 36 points37 points ago

          You get your ass kicked a lot, don't you?

          [–]trooperx99[S] 20 points21 points ago

          unfortunatly

          [–]mkymonkey 20 points21 points ago

          unfortunately

          Its OK, I misspell that word a lot as well.

          [–]gapball 14 points15 points ago

          I can not, nor in all likelihood will I ever be able to correctly spell "unnecessary" without Google Chrome's help.

          [–]jlillvik 5 points6 points ago

          Upvote for spelling likelihood correctly.

          [–]2biggiesmalls3 12 points13 points ago

          *It's

          [–]mkymonkey 5 points6 points ago

          Well shit.

          [–]DiaDeLosMuertos 0 points1 point ago

          I misspelled weather and had my girlfriend correct me, uncannily.

          [–]chelseablues111 0 points1 point ago

          I used to struggle with the word embarrassed. So many r's and s's

          [–]ademu5 0 points1 point ago

          Literary ass kicked, literally! Oh wait.

          [–][deleted] ago

          [deleted]

          [–]Bladewing10 1 point2 points ago

          How unfortunate.

          [–]Jace_09 0 points1 point ago

          what did I do

          [–]NobblyNobody 0 points1 point ago

          meh, I pity the man that only has one way to spell a word.

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              [–]the_troller 0 points1 point ago

              Well, it's cool to have Black Widow as your gf.

              [–]lanceinmypants 67 points68 points ago

              Obviously lifted her up.

              [–]AddictiveSoup 17 points18 points ago

              It was determined to be acrobatics in the other post.

              [–]auvn09 6 points7 points ago

              It's actually Vovinam, which is a Vietnamese martial art. Although it does have sparring, it's mostly shown as choreographed demonstrations these days.

              [–]Big_Baby_Jesus 7 points8 points ago*

              It's a popular sport in China. Think of the floor exercise in gymnastics but with martial arts moves. Jet Li dominated it when he was young, and there are obvious connections to movie fighting.

              EDIT-A little research indicates that it's called Wushu. There's a full contact version and a choreographed "forms" versions that we're seeing here.

              [–]ShrimpCrackers 0 points1 point ago

              There is a whole genre called Wushu movies that involves a lot of fighting like this. Not my cup of tea anymore since it's too choreographed and removes any emotions, spontaneity, and all tension.

              [–]Mo0man 0 points1 point ago

              It's not Wushu. Wushu has very little grappling and looks way different

              [–]Edgar4llanPwn 8 points9 points ago

              Lifted

              [–]mateslikerabbit 1 point2 points ago

              Aaaaand bitch slap.

              [–]VietRevenant 119 points120 points ago

              http://i.imgur.com/bO9kZ.jpg

              [–]manbeardave 27 points28 points ago

              This made me laugh more than anything on reddit today.

              [–]VietRevenant 15 points16 points ago

              Your praise is much more fulfilling than imaginary internet points. Cheers!

              [–]johnsmith9219 11 points12 points ago

              It gets me every time.

              [–]n3onfx 0 points1 point ago

              That face creeps me out everytime oO

              [–]gg4465a 6 points7 points ago

              Isn't that the same face that was used for Breadfriend?

              [–]raethe 9 points10 points ago

              You're thinking about Plank.

              [–]gg4465a 10 points11 points ago

              No, I'm thinking of Breadfriend.

              [–]RelevantStarfoxQuote 2 points3 points ago

              You are correct, that is Breadfriend's face.

              [–]Hlidarendi 2 points3 points ago

              http://i.qkme.me/36ahsd.jpg

              [–]orko57 0 points1 point ago

              You're thinking about Mank

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1AHDNTXYSA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

              [–]gaze 4 points5 points ago

              It's yaranaika

              [–]Titan7771 0 points1 point ago

              Use the Arthur one, this one scares the shit out of me

              [–]siskiyoufire 2 points3 points ago

              man, that killed it

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

              Which is funny, you'd think an athletic woman of medium stature could make the jump without a lift.

              [–]asd4781 13 points14 points ago

              "Honey, your hair looks great, but--"

              "Ok. :("

              [–]YuckFooo 16 points17 points ago

              You get ur face between her legs?

              [–]trooperx99[S] 10 points11 points ago

              usually >:)

              [–]Siethron 5 points6 points ago

              Ever the other way around?

              [–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

              What i thought:

              You get your legs between her face?

              ಠ_ಠ

              [–]trooperx99[S] 2 points3 points ago

              indeed

              [–]smred 26 points27 points ago

              You get your legs between her face?!?

              [–]SirAuron 0 points1 point ago

              But that is a good thing, non?

              [–]stivo 2 points3 points ago

              Why did he lift her up?

              [–]az4z3l 22 points23 points ago

              Because it's not a real fight.

              [–]SirAuron 7 points8 points ago

              It is choreographed, like a dance, but more awesome.

              [–]FiredFox 2 points3 points ago

              Viets are into Mexican wrestling now?

              [–]karmaislikegolf 6 points7 points ago

              Holy shit, I didn't know that move from Iron Man 2 was a real thing...

              [–]jherazob 4 points5 points ago

              Real? yes. Useful in an actual fight in this world? not a chance.

              [–]ValuableDan 4 points5 points ago

              TIL if you do lucha while wearing a gi, you get to call it martial arts.

              [–]dinkleton 2 points3 points ago

              What's the name of that move? I always see it in martial arts movies

              [–]ivanmarsh 27 points28 points ago

              It's the "if you tried to do this in a real fight you'd be killed" maneuver.

              [–]renegade7879 7 points8 points ago

              Hurricanrana

              [–]nickik 0 points1 point ago

              I doute that they call it that

              [–]rainy_david 2 points3 points ago

              It's called a Flying Head Scissors. It's used a lot in pro wrestling.

              [–]dinkleton 0 points1 point ago

              Right but I want the real name....

              [–]one_of_reddit 2 points3 points ago

              just be thankful you are not married.

              [–]IDFguy 2 points3 points ago

              I watched this happen in Iron Man 2 about 4 minutes ago... are you spying on me?

              [–]JackSmackus 2 points3 points ago

              I could do that...if I wanted to.

              [–]Mullet2000 2 points3 points ago

              This .gif would imply that the girlfriend actually has the better argument though

              [–]Paultimate79 22 points23 points ago

              While flashy and cool looking, this style of fighting really tires you out and puts you in some awkward positions if your attacker has a buddy.

              (braces for downvotes)

              [–]CallMePants 18 points19 points ago

              This also choreographed. I believe this is taulu which is more for competitive showmanship.

              Sanda is a completely different story, pray you never get into a fight with someone who knows enough of it to employ it effectively.

              [–]I_like_toitles 7 points8 points ago

              Actually, I believe this is Vovinam, a Vietnamese martial art. The uniform is a good giveaway. I only recognized it, because my cousin is a Vovinam instructor.

              [–]mightymightychorus 5 points6 points ago

              I second this. It definitely is Vovinam, there's a strong focus on this type of "footwork" called "Đòn Chân". I took Vovinam as a kid, got a yellow belt (equivalent to a black belt). I don't remember jack all though.

              [–]Cool_and_the_Gang 4 points5 points ago

              Suuuure it's equivalent to a black belt. We all believe you.

              [–]Siem_Reap 6 points7 points ago

              Stop making fun of him. I know he's right because I did a three week course in martial arts history, which is the equivalent of a Phd.

              [–]perverse_imp 4 points5 points ago

              Just watched some Sanda vids on youtube.

              Not fucking with those guys. It looks far too easy to knock someone on their ass if they give you a handle.

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

              cant find a good one. care to link one?

              [–]CallMePants 2 points3 points ago

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l71pjVU4II

              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

              thanks. not too shabby. ive always loved martial arts, i kind of want to take up kung fu or something. its a beautiful fighting style.

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

              puts you in some awkward positions if your attacker has a buddy

              Isn't grappling pretty much always going to be like that, with the possible exception of standing throws?

              [–]Paultimate79 0 points1 point ago

              Sure, but imagine several attackers doing that to each one. You're going to be tired as fuck, and generally they wont be that tired. Maybe just really pissed now unless you get lucky and one loses consciousness in the half a second you have to squeeze their neck and dodge the next dude.

              When you get down to it, you're pitting their combined endurance against yours. If you can get a lucky shot in and put one out, great but its a gamble and you might hurt yourself. I was taught to take their own forward energy and direct. Direct it into walls, fences, posts, the ground. No fist punches as hard as the ground, and a skilled touch using mainly their energy can get the two to meet for some hardcore action.

              Now im not saying im personal some ninja, I would NOT want to get in a street fight with the person in the gif. However if she were pitted with someone that knew how to conserve energy, take falls and some judo, all her flashiness would be her worst enemy. I doubt she does that much and its probably just mainly for show.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

              I think I have been misunderstood? What I am saying is what she did appears to be a form of grappling. From what I know of real-world grappling, you are down on the ground grappling with the other guy for a minute or three. If he has buddies, you're in trouble. Hence my question of, isn't grappling pretty much always going to leave you vulnerable against multiple assailants, flashy or not.

              [–]goatworship 1 point2 points ago

              This is clearly performance art. Good for over-the-top movie fights, I'm sure.

              [–]ralten 1 point2 points ago

              Didn't Scarlett Johansson (rather, her stunt doubles) do this sort of thing in Iron Man 2 and Avengers?

              [–]blitzkriegpunk 0 points1 point ago

              You get no downvotes from me, good sir.

              [–]B40D 1 point2 points ago

              You have my sword.

              [–]IntriguinglyRandom 1 point2 points ago

              ...and my..... calf muscles?

              EDIT: my response might be terrible because I can't tell if you're saying you'll defend braced-for-downvotes guy or...what... I guess I'll brace for downvotes now.

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                [–]TheAwkwardTurtle 5 points6 points ago

                The martial art seen in the .gif is known as Viet Vo Dao Vietnam or Vovinam for short. It originates from Vietnam. The people shown in the .gif have the red belt color with yellow/gold stripes which is the equivalent of the black belt in Tae Kwon Do.

                [–]Edgar4llanPwn 1 point2 points ago

                kung fu rewind

                [–]dieded 1 point2 points ago

                Watched that 10 times I think, that's awesome

                [–]Parydiddle 1 point2 points ago

                She pressed X and Square at the same time

                [–]CnHasDox 1 point2 points ago

                worth it

                [–]Im-postle-able 1 point2 points ago

                You feel like your fights are choreographed?

                [–]KrazyEyezKilla 1 point2 points ago

                I just get "accidentally" dick punched while she's "asleep"

                It's okay though as she's tiny and our bed is up high, so I "accidentally" push her out of bed when she is actually asleep.

                [–]Fr4t 1 point2 points ago

                Hurracanrana!

                [–]CosmicBard 1 point2 points ago

                The most staged thing on Earth. Those exaggerated weaves would get somebody punched in the teeth, normally.

                [–]Bittermen 0 points1 point ago

                Yes he's obviously going with the flow. There is no resistance what so ever.

                [–]White_Luigi 2 points3 points ago

                That is a straight up Black Widow move.

                [–]buideals 4 points5 points ago

                Watching Avengers on the big screen, when Scarlett did that. I thought to myself 'that is how i want to die'

                [–]cjb630 3 points4 points ago

                I tried to use this move in a fight earlier look

                [–]Iwantapetmonkey 2 points3 points ago

                That was freaking awesome, even though it's obviously bullshit.

                [–]ephyoosecay 20 points21 points ago

                it's not bullshit man, it's choreographed. it's a style competition, they aren't sparring.

                [–]Syntaximus 4 points5 points ago*

                Exactly. People who haven't taken martial arts classes can be so ignorant of some of the practices. When I tried to teach my brother some poomsae and kata he just scoffed and said "what are the chances that all these steps would win a real fight?". Dude, it's a forms practice designed to build muscle memory after NUMEROUS repetitions, not a step-by-step guide to kick ass.

                I suspect he may be a sense offender.

                [–]Memento1979 0 points1 point ago

                Tetragrammaton. There's nothing we can't do.

                [–]Iwantapetmonkey 4 points5 points ago

                Right on, must be why it's so amazing =) To the untrained eye, it just looked like a typical martial arts competition or maybe something from a movie... will have to do some YouTubin' for style competitions now...

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                  [–]5hinycat 1 point2 points ago

                  Clearly studied at the same dojo as Black Widow.

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                  Before SRS cunts get a boner know that this is choreographed. lol That guy could smash that bitch if it was a real fight.

                  [–]BumrushSC2 -1 points0 points ago

                  Wait I totally thought that that move was only for fake wrestling and wouldnt work unless the other person was totally down and helped you out! Cool

                  [–]Goblicon 6 points7 points ago

                  The dude did help out. At the end he somersaults.

                  [–]TodTheTyrant 1 point2 points ago

                  he's just doing his fall. That's how you protect yourself if somone throws you to the ground. You will always see a grappler fall this way if someone throws them. That particular fall is called a rolling fall.

                  [–]Shefalump 0 points1 point ago

                  Well, if you were about to land right on the top of your head I'm sure you would rather roll onto your back, wouldn't you?

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                    [–]spageddie 0 points1 point ago

                    Precisely why I've given up arguing with girls. I still will do it playfully, but never seriously. You never win. (Meaning my penis doesn't win when I argue)

                    [–]jlillvik 0 points1 point ago

                    Relevant.

                    [–]AMostOriginalUserNam 4 points5 points ago

                    Dem thighs.

                    [–]bengmo 0 points1 point ago

                    She uses her vagina to defeat you, right?

                    [–]black19 0 points1 point ago

                    Your girlfriend is very handsome

                    [–]Tokestra420 0 points1 point ago

                    Like a staged martial arts performance?

                    [–]SirAuron 0 points1 point ago

                    See, that is what fighting should look like. You can see the beauty in those moves, instead of the brash, stumbling punches thrown by men too overdosed on testosterone to think straight.

                    [–]thebugjim 0 points1 point ago

                    is that Talim from Soul Calibur?

                    [–]DosXEquisX 0 points1 point ago

                    Reminded me of this

                    [–]DiaDeLosMuertos 0 points1 point ago

                    So that move does work. I thought the writers from Iron Man 2 were shitting me.

                    [–]MiniDonbeE 0 points1 point ago

                    Wait, so Lucha libre is real?!?

                    [–]TheHappyRogue 0 points1 point ago

                    Being at a [6] and watching that about 50 times I'm pretty sure I know how to do that now! Better give it a try. Now where's my roommate..

                    [–]ArionVII 0 points1 point ago

                    For a second, I thought this was real, and was then disappointed.

                    [–]TheBuckfutter 0 points1 point ago

                    Yeah, pretty much.

                    [–]upchuk 0 points1 point ago

                    Damn interlaced videos...

                    [–]Joke_Getter 0 points1 point ago

                    You flail around and then let her win to show off your phony-baloney type of arguing?

                    [–]burntham77 0 points1 point ago

                    You think it's rough now, wait until marriage. That's when you break out the cages and chain whips.

                    [–]sirevil 0 points1 point ago

                    Black Widow?

                    [–]jinxs2026 0 points1 point ago

                    How i feel arguing with midgets

                    [–]deadfield918 0 points1 point ago

                    I want to say that sucks to be that guy but it's too fucking awesome either way lol

                    [–]halfamillion 0 points1 point ago

                    This is some serious awesomesauce... I find myself watching this over and over again convincing myself that the last time was just my imagination.

                    [–]kamakaro 0 points1 point ago

                    sick

                    [–]TheShirtlessAvenger 0 points1 point ago

                    Holy shit that's beautiful.

                    [–]chubbychaser02 0 points1 point ago

                    I used to take this form of martial arts. I was in great shape back then. :)

                    [–]logangarvey 0 points1 point ago

                    This is a Vovinam scissor kick! Awesome!

                    [–]eddward 0 points1 point ago

                    he definitely picks her up there so she can throw him. I hope you are not also sabotaging your arguments in this manner.

                    [–]mrcharlietango 0 points1 point ago

                    If an argument ends up with my face in her crotch it was worth it.

                    [–]Cras 0 points1 point ago

                    I love the commentary when two guys hit their own. "Oops!"

                    [–]geeza23 0 points1 point ago

                    haha this reminds of scarlett in the avengers with the leg choking

                    [–]TheMostArcaneFox 0 points1 point ago

                    I had a really difficult time figuring out what she did there..Chicks are sketch.

                    [–]Rivalfox 0 points1 point ago

                    yeah women always find a way to put a good twist on things dont they

                    [–]MemphisRoots 0 points1 point ago

                    Ive seen the second version of this. It co-stars Chris Brown

                    [–]DrascaL 0 points1 point ago

                    Looks like a tilt the whirl headsciccors takedown into an armbar to me.

                    [–]Samareye 0 points1 point ago

                    Whoa. Whoa. Someone slow that down. What?

                    [–]TearyHumor 0 points1 point ago

                    Bet she's awesome in bed though

                    [–]sfdmfcssfd 0 points1 point ago

                    <golf clap>

                    [–]SleeplessinOslo 0 points1 point ago

                    Look at the feet of the guy, he purposely makes a dramatic jump to make it look amazing. Let me paint an image of how this would work out in real life: A woman (or most likely a dude who watched this) jumps up on you, you'll have their crotch in yo face, and then they'll just hang there... with their crotch in your face... no flips, no submission, just a whole lot of wtf's

                    [–]holysocks 1 point2 points ago

                    but you would get to lick a dick

                    [–]Snugglejitsu 0 points1 point ago

                    NOT THE DREADED HEAD SCISSOR

                    [–]Zadkovic 0 points1 point ago

                    So basicly You just let her win. Good guy.

                    [–]GoLightLady 0 points1 point ago

                    Just got a girl hard on.

                    [–]MorganFuckinFreeman 0 points1 point ago

                    I still have no idea who "Won."

                    [–]prince_harming 0 points1 point ago

                    So...you intentionally take a fall as long as it means you end up on the ground with your face in her crotch?...

                    Makes sense, really.

                    [–]Ultimatekitta 0 points1 point ago

                    I watched this about 40 times and still went WTF!?

                    [–]fr0s7ii 0 points1 point ago

                    So much awesome over and over and over and over...

                    [–]PlumDrop 0 points1 point ago

                    I must learn how to do this.

                    [–]Damasticator 0 points1 point ago

                    Good old Vovinam. My dad was highly ranked when we were still in Vietnam, and he did some teaching here as well. I was one of those kids who could say "my dad can kick your dad's ass" and it would true every time.

                    [–]Table_biscuit 0 points1 point ago

                    Chun Li IRL?

                    [–]Sobertese 0 points1 point ago

                    Aww shit. My gf just told me about a guy in her younger brothers class who's hands are registered weapons due to his MMA training. Went to jail after getting jumped. Always thought it was a myth

                    [–]essofluffy 0 points1 point ago

                    Am I the only one who's gonna try this

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