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[–]poops_on_midgets 7 points8 points ago

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Something about the punchline and the title.

[–]ChevyBMX 3 points4 points ago

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Most used repost ever :/

[–]MyNiggahKRISPY[S] -4 points-3 points ago

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i will delete it if it's old... im new to reddit. never saw it before...

[–]Napalmhat 0 points1 point ago

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leave it up for those who have never seen it also.

[–]pepsicola7up 0 points1 point ago

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I "si" what you did there...

[–]Sorkijan 0 points1 point ago

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Keep talking like that and I'll get jalapeño business!!

[–]pepsicola7up 0 points1 point ago

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Hey buddy, this is nacho business! Taco me for what I am!

[–]MyNiggahKRISPY[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Delete or no? you guys tell me.

[–]Tanzler1992 1 point2 points ago

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I've personally never seen it until now, so no.

[–]MyNiggahKRISPY[S] -1 points0 points ago

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I mean I searched before and I didn't see it. Maybe its old but was never on reddit?

[–]dlnorthc 3 points4 points ago

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Dude I've seen this on Reddit a dozen times. That being said there's no reason you should delete your submission. Don't get discouraged by people who get their panties in a bunch because someone posted something they've already seen.

Some people who check yours out will have never seen it, and even those of us who have seen it like to check out the comments section on these new posts. :)

[–]MyNiggahKRISPY[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you very much for the insight. Good to know! I'm still learning how you guys do things around here.

[–]cincyfan04 -1 points0 points ago

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You should delete bc you gave away the punch line. Something like "they're hiring at the border" would have been nicer.

[–]MyNiggahKRISPY[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Keep that in mind for next time. I remember that in the rules.

[–]SConnelly53 -1 points0 points ago

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Just delete it before you get more hate

[–]jsalazar3 -1 points0 points ago

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I love play on words. One of my favorite shirts of mine is the one that says, "Toadally" and has a picture of Toad from Super Mario Bros.

[–]skullbotrock -1 points0 points ago

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Stop bitching about reposts, it's new to me so I'll upvote it. Not everyone has been on reddit as long as you. Once enough people see it, the post will get lots of downvotes and it will drop off the 2nd page. It's a cycle, learn to love it or maybe reddit isn't for you

[–]ringadu 0 points1 point ago

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its from smosh.com

or thats where i saw it along time ago

[–]not_so_clever_pun -1 points0 points ago

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Agave you an upvote for that one.

[–]BanditoRojo -1 points0 points ago

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And a packet of fire kharma for you.

[–]Cubix67 -1 points0 points ago

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Clever lol.

[–]forgotmy_username 0 points1 point ago

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Yea its a repost, but let the upvote/downvote decide where it goes thats what they are for.