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[–]TeccaNina 41 points42 points ago

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ZA WARUDO!!!!!

[–]pope_fundy 26 points27 points ago

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MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!

[–]dstin 19 points20 points ago

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ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!

[–]ViolenceHero 3 points4 points ago

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[I was just about to say, "What the fuck! This has nothing to do with Dio Brando!" I'm glad that there are others here that share my pain.]

[–]soldierofbordom 2 points3 points ago

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had the same expectations and cried when there was nothing jojo related

[–]Shadow250000 14 points15 points ago

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doesn't look like anyone's said it, so...
TOKI WO TOMARE!!!!

[–]flamingspinach_ 3 points4 points ago

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It's TOKI YO, TOMARE (時よ、止まれ)

[–]Shadow250000 2 points3 points ago

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Really? Well crap, I googled it to be sure before posting and all the results said toki wo tomare.

[–]flamingspinach_ 1 point2 points ago

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止まる (tomaru) is an intransitive verb and thus cannot accept a direct object using を (wo), the direct object case marker particle. Next time google using actual Japanese script, otherwise (predictably) all the results you'll get will be people who don't actually know Japanese and are guessing, like you :)

The reason people guess "wo" rather than "yo" is probably because the sentence structure "A wo B suru" or "A wo [verb]" is taught in a first semester Japanese class while the vocative particle "yo" (呼格助詞) might not be taught until much later (and isn't used much in normal conversation anyway).

[–]baltakatei 12 points13 points ago

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[–]Sir_Knight_of_Lights 0 points1 point ago

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Okay, that scream at the end brings back horrible memories of the shibito in Forbidden Siren. Seriously, that was just like their laugh.

[–]lolcrap 87 points88 points ago

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It's all good, you got yer pedo-bear seal of approval there

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points ago

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Hyper Wank Device.

[–]HyzerFlip 0 points1 point ago

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Totally read it as Hyzer wank device at first...

[–]ledzep4life 16 points17 points ago

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ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You can only find it on products that meet the high personal standards of Pedobear.

[–]I_DONT_RAPE_ANIMALS 0 points1 point ago

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As well as breadfriend, you know it's so good, when you buy it, he'll suck your dick.

[–]flamingspinach_ 0 points1 point ago

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Do you mean 阿部高和 / Yaranaika guy? ಠ_ಠ

[–]mobmonkey 26 points27 points ago

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[–]AppliedFapping 22 points23 points ago

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I can deal with the crazy, explicit gay sex, but having "COMPANY" as the name of the company that employs your main character? Wry.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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"WRYYYYYYYYYY" is not "why," though I wish it was. It's just a noise from some weird fighting game.

[–]CatboyMac 10 points11 points ago

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Actually, it's from a Japanese comic. Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. You should read it. It's kind of the greatest thing ever.

[–]flamingspinach_ 1 point2 points ago

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It's the shriek a vampire makes when attacking, in the manga Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (ジョジョの奇妙な冒険)

[–]CosmicBard 0 points1 point ago

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In Japanese, it made sense. They sensationalize english words there all the time. 'Company' would be considered exotic, yet cutting edge and poular.

[–]SpaceNinjas24 67 points68 points ago

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BEHOLD! CORN!

[–]Vile2539 43 points44 points ago

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It's not different at all, is it Steve?

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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My ass, it hungers for more!

[–]fullofbones 3 points4 points ago

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That's probably the best part of AMV Hell 0.

[–]CRAB_OF_TRAPPED_WIND 2 points3 points ago

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[–]fullofbones 11 points12 points ago

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I don't think you've actually watched the Corn Scene from AMV Hell 0. The whole point is that they took the audio of that ATHF clip and made it truly horrifying. :)

[–]_angel 15 points16 points ago

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[–]thisisrequired 2 points3 points ago

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Oh god..... Oh god that was awesome.

[–]StallordD 10 points11 points ago

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Come here randy. It's time to pay YOUR HALF OF THE UTILITIES!!! BWAHAHHAHAAAA!!!

[–]fullofbones 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Bob06 2 points3 points ago

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Who wants to play cornhole?

[–]Lostmygooch 1 point2 points ago

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This was the first mental image after seeing it. Too much tailgating.

[–]Bob06 1 point2 points ago

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Got back from Dega last weekend. Played lots of cornhole with the ladies.

[–]Ziczak 0 points1 point ago

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Porn and corn. A winning combination!

[–]smellthyscrote 15 points16 points ago

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[–]farore57 27 points28 points ago

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"Hyper Wank Device"

[–]steve0suprem0 4 points5 points ago

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this is the best product description ever.

[–]cynic573 9 points10 points ago

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Your number of Ys is incorrect.

[–]knowsguy 2 points3 points ago

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Thought I'd come in and check to be sure some solid Redddit citizen is doing the gruntwork for the better enjoyment of the group!

You Rawk!

Now, how many were there, originally?

[–]cynic573 1 point2 points ago

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1 W, 1 R, 20 Ys.

[–]MasterOfTheMoon 1 point2 points ago

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That was the most impressive element.

[–]timothygruich 7 points8 points ago

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ME SO CORNY

[–]H5Mind 0 points1 point ago

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Creamed Corn

[–]Boss_Taurus 19 points20 points ago

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[–]suitengu 10 points11 points ago

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If you watch Boku No Sexual Harassment then you would know. Funny scene.

[–]PedanticWaffle 0 points1 point ago

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Knowing isn't necessarily a good thing, though. Even though I was alone, it was a very... odd feeling, opening up that link and saying OH, I REMEMBER THAT! out loud.

The silence that followed was crushing.

[–]InABritishAccent 3 points4 points ago

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The illustration makes me think of Rapeman.

[–]AfraidOfToasters 8 points9 points ago

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Why did I just watch all three episodes?

[–]InABritishAccent 1 point2 points ago

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Some of the other dubs by that guy are pretty hilarious.

[–]Graham_LRR 2 points3 points ago

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Honest to god, I live with the guy who made the packaging and took that picture. That is my roommate's hand.

He made it years ago and it's one of those "got bigger than he expected" things.

[–]GuitarGuru253 6 points7 points ago

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MY DICK FEELS LIKE CORN

[–]slamdawgmillionaire 0 points1 point ago

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I got the butter baby!

[–]QwikWhiteboi 0 points1 point ago

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Give me the butter baby.

[–]Glu-e 1 point2 points ago

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Guys. Hyper. Wank. Device.

[–]boomghost 2 points3 points ago

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AMV hell 0 is coming back to my mind..

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]gegc 2 points3 points ago

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This thread takes me back...

to 2006

[–]PeptoDysmal 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, holy shit. I remember when WRYYYYYY~ was going around. Fun stuff.

[–]fishdontstink 2 points3 points ago

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Working at a Japanese City Hall, my friend did some translating for a person in the office. His reward? A handheld imitation vagina. It was labeled "American Size". This was given to him at work. I love Japan.

[–]darkheart86 5 points6 points ago

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Boku no sekkusharu harassumento!

[–]Boomer7491 4 points5 points ago

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[–]fadaboutyou 5 points6 points ago

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CORNHOLED!!!!!!!

[–]anonymouslives 3 points4 points ago

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Cornbrator!

[–]runs 1 point2 points ago

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...She chipped her tooth the first time she used a vibrator.

[–]Tonald_Drump 3 points4 points ago

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"Boku" is the japanese pronoun for "my" but can be used by males only. It's meant for male buttholes, making this 10x more disturbing.

[–]stellarshadeofgreen 1 point2 points ago

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Extra butter flavour...

[–]billyinse 1 point2 points ago

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we sell a cucumber at the adult store i work at.

[–]Higgens99 1 point2 points ago

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That amaizeing!!!

[–]Youngnoveltyaccount 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone else spy the Bread friend face at the bottom?

[–]RhinestoneMuffintop 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to point that out!

[–]DJ_Phr13K 1 point2 points ago

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I actually enjoyed that anime

[–]shinjijon 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Pets1989 1 point2 points ago

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REEEPOOOOOST FOR THE 50TH TIME, GTFO

[–]gracewwjd 1 point2 points ago

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There are Asians in Nebraska??

[–]letdogsvote 4 points5 points ago

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"Sexual Harassment?"

[–]SophieWho 1 point2 points ago

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It is the name of the anime.

[–]8675309isprime 1 point2 points ago

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If you're going to use old 4chan memes, at least use them right.

[–]BradVPan 1 point2 points ago

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I must be in a silly mood. I laughed too long.

[–]eggy32 1 point2 points ago

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That is nothing short of amazing.

[–]redhairedragereader 0 points1 point ago

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Thats some good country livin' right there

[–]RatherTall 0 points1 point ago

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Perfect! "Hyper wank device" is just what my resume needed. Thank you.

[–]RubeeGloom 0 points1 point ago

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Some people must really like corn.

[–]altimalove 0 points1 point ago

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and then of course pedo-bear has to be on it as well to make it more awkward...

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[–]Doodle_strudel 1 point2 points ago

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That's the 'sound effect', read the item cover carefully...

[–]Spacetweed 0 points1 point ago

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For those days you are feelin' REAL southern!

[–]b1tchdotcom 0 points1 point ago

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FOR SCIENCE!

[–]jimbon3r 0 points1 point ago

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Sanctuary by William Faulkner. If you don't get it, google it.

[–]No_Warhawkz 0 points1 point ago

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Got one of these for my friend. He was not amused.

[–]ellipses1 0 points1 point ago

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Give me the butter baby you orville reddenbacher mother fucker

[–]Notbob1234 0 points1 point ago

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pedo bear approved.

[–]el_refrigerator 0 points1 point ago

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Frosty the snow man was a jolly horny soul,

With a corncob vibe and a butt on nose

And two guys made out of coal

[–]Dirt_Bike_Zero 0 points1 point ago

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If I was a girl, this would appeal to me.

[–]Alias135 0 points1 point ago

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I know everyone on reddit hates Dane Cook, but the first thing I thought of was "my dick feels like corn".

[–]DosXEquisX 0 points1 point ago

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Only in Iowa...

[–]GingerMonster 0 points1 point ago

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From this day forward I will no longer call my lady toy a vibrator. I much prefer the term 'Hyper Wank Device'! It sounds so much cooler.

[–]NumberOneBrony 0 points1 point ago

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O-o there's two men on the cover...

[–]Macks52 0 points1 point ago

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talk about being corn-holed eh?

[–]callmedangeruss 0 points1 point ago

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Hyper Wank Device is going on my list of potential band names.

[–]22doogen 0 points1 point ago

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From the description in 'I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings', just not black?

[–]Nope_tothemax 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone realize there is a small picture of pedo-bear in the bottom right hand corner? It even says "Pedo Bear".

That is all.

[–]dubscape86 0 points1 point ago

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^ asks if anyone has noticed anything, doesn't read the comments. <_<

[–]Nope_tothemax 0 points1 point ago

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:D

[–]Nope_tothemax 0 points1 point ago

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[–]galaxy5000 0 points1 point ago

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He was on acid, and put a lit cigarette in his side saddle.

[–]Indigo346 0 points1 point ago

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Lmfao and wtf

[–]Criminy2 0 points1 point ago

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Not so much wry, I would say.

[–]Lavibookman 0 points1 point ago

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Omg I want that, that's amazing

[–]deejay_1 0 points1 point ago

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Ahh my dick feels like corn!

[–]KeyLay 0 points1 point ago

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How " organic"

[–]Spastic_Mastic 0 points1 point ago

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Since it's organic and gay OP took this pic in Portland.

[–]KeyLay 0 points1 point ago

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Orgaynic hahaaa

[–]spoons2020 0 points1 point ago

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pedobear approved?!

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Rainbow_Explosion 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this movie.

[–]PepeAndMrDuck 0 points1 point ago

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Is it specifically a toy for gay guys' ass? Why, do they assume a self respecting lady would not fancy an ear of corn in her gaping purple beef locker?

[–]pulsefield 0 points1 point ago

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Fun, amazing simple toy for both boys and girls, delightful super fun!

lol, I ruv Engrish, especially nasty fun dirty Engrlsh.

[–]TheTinglySandwich 0 points1 point ago

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Not many people noticed that it's Pedo Bear approved, I am disappoint.

[–]beatstheheat 0 points1 point ago

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Hyper Wank Device. (for emphasis)

[–]Ryugi 0 points1 point ago

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[–]JamieBainer 0 points1 point ago

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Tee Hee... Hyper Wank Device... Tee Hee Hee...

[–]picklesyonions 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck yeah i love corn

[–]Muskafan2 0 points1 point ago

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...for your inner redneck.

[–]cakey138 0 points1 point ago

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I'll take extra "butter" on mine...

[–]brownfield84 0 points1 point ago

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I think that would be a hit with the Mayans and Hopi.

[–]MNREDR 0 points1 point ago

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That face next to Pedobear looks like the 'you really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?' face. I don't have the image :|

[–]caboose_moose 0 points1 point ago

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For all your hyper wanking needs!

[–]Infenwe 0 points1 point ago*

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Ah yes, a yellow ui-n ui-n.

[–]fishnetdiver 0 points1 point ago

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Gonna change my name to 'Hyper Wank Device'

[–]gnarbucketz 0 points1 point ago

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/r/4chan is over there ---->

[–]Sharpedgs 0 points1 point ago

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[–]i_heart_pigeons 0 points1 point ago

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I bought that exact one for a friend's birthday. Just seemed like the right thing to do.

[–]UltraMegaMegaMan 0 points1 point ago

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the word "cornbrator" has entered the vocabulary....

[–]Le_Canadien25 0 points1 point ago

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anyone notice breadfriend at the bottom of the package there?

[–]Suitable_Title 0 points1 point ago

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Thank god its Yarasaika tested!

[–]PedrotheDuck 0 points1 point ago

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can someone tell me what "Boku no" means? I've seen it/ heard it several times, but can't find a meaning.

[–]Emily_in_Chains 1 point2 points ago

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At least its pedo-bear approved!

[–]Frack-Star 0 points1 point ago

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Got my girlfriend one. Good for corn-holing.

[–]Avien 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of an an old dirty joke I used to tell about 'hot-buttered corn'.

[–]KingPhine 0 points1 point ago

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PEDO-BEAR APPROVED! IIIITT'SS GGGGGRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!

[–]Rowebro 0 points1 point ago

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WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[–]d3rr0 -1 points0 points ago

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Thought its a link to this :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3w8IRjPqXA

[–]OnlysayswhatIwant 0 points1 point ago

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This better be a link to dfear...

Edit: I am satisfied.

[–]Randa_44 -1 points0 points ago

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Screams hick...

[–]cojack22 -2 points-1 points ago

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probably nsfw..

[–]chairmaker45 -2 points-1 points ago

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Boy's definitely got a corn cob up his ass.

[–]Mitochondria420 -2 points-1 points ago

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Umm, why are there two dudes doing missionary on the package?

[–]harry_nash -3 points-2 points ago

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I'm not familiar with the term hyper wank. Does anyone know what it means?

[–]Emarosa07 -1 points0 points ago

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Cornholio