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[–]bijida 60 points61 points ago

"You don't even know my real name. I'm the fucking lizard king"

[–]cyco 18 points19 points ago

This whole clusterfuck of an Office season was worth it for that line

[–]jet_tripleseven 3 points4 points ago

Couldn't agree more. Episode after episode of him saying 'penis' and 'vagina' repeatedly finally paid off.

[–]squashboy 6 points7 points ago

Moral of the story:

Robert California=Thomas Oregon=Jim Morrison?

[–]IDontHaveTimeForThis 0 points1 point ago

I think it's Thomas Organ

you know, because it's a rock opera

[–]8906 2 points3 points ago

That was probably the absolute last thing I expected him to say. Completely lost it.

[–]camelCase47 1 point2 points ago

He mind fucks everyone in the office.

[–]headmustard 15 points16 points ago

Spader is one of the best underdog actors of his generation.

[–]zolfe 1 point2 points ago

He was the best Daniel Jackson.

[–]Linktank 0 points1 point ago

I like the other one too.

[–]MineTorA 15 points16 points ago

Spader?! I hardly even know her!

[–]Monocle_Lover 0 points1 point ago

Like that ever stopped James.

[–]Captainpatch 6 points7 points ago

This is one of my favorite memes, is there a subreddit for them yet?

[–]Sqpon 3 points4 points ago

There really should be. Let's start one. What would we call it?

[–]shampoocell 4 points5 points ago

How about /r/celebritypuns?

[–]Sqpon 1 point2 points ago

Sounds good to me

[–]Sqpon 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what to title the posts

[–]CannedBeef -2 points-1 points ago

How about /r/cannedbeef?

[–]Sqpon 1 point2 points ago

If you wanna call it that then sure.

[–]Sqpon 0 points1 point ago

I have a lot of these saved.

[–]WhosThatGirl_ItsRach 1 point2 points ago

He's sooooo sexy.

[–]sgtpppr 1 point2 points ago

And if James Spader is involved, something raunchy just shy of soft porn is going to happen.

[–]Blainer2013 1 point2 points ago

[–]ringmybell 0 points1 point ago

I was watching Supernova the other day and thought he had a striking resemblance to Jensen Ackles in that movie.

[–]RadicalEdward_26 6 points7 points ago

Someone else make this because I'm too lazy:

Kate Beckinsale

Kate Beckinregularprice

[–]youclevermedicine 9 points10 points ago

Also I'm no good at making things so...

Jim Carrey

Jim Drop

[–]Edrondol 7 points8 points ago

Tom Cruise

Tom Skydive

[–]youclevermedicine 9 points10 points ago

Jason Segal

Jason Seeman

[–]Edrondol 9 points10 points ago

Minnie Driver

Minnie Passenger

[–]youclevermedicine 6 points7 points ago

Jude Law

Jude Theory

[–]superzipzop 9 points10 points ago

I'm partial to "Jude Order", myself

[–]crackerseverywhere 2 points3 points ago

Robert Downey Jr. Robert Uppey Jr.

[–]youclevermedicine 5 points6 points ago

Regis Philbin

Regis Emptybin

[–]Edrondol 5 points6 points ago

Clay Aiken

Clay Feelingbetter

[–]youclevermedicine 3 points4 points ago

Howard Stern

Howard Nice

[–]CanIGetaHellYeah 1 point2 points ago

This is so so terrible

[–]TheJoel2012 0 points1 point ago

Would've been better with kittens.

[–]Kowzorz 2 points3 points ago

If only because reddit.

[–]crackerseverywhere 0 points1 point ago

I respectfully disagree. I am of the variety that believe puppies, especially golden retrievers, are cuter than kittens and cats

[–]Professor_Gushington 0 points1 point ago

[–]eam1188 0 points1 point ago

Can someone tell me the name of this meme? I've seen these a lot but I don't know the name of this meme...

[–]Cveezy 0 points1 point ago

Shoulda listened to Bob Barker..

[–]shitterplug 0 points1 point ago

Why can't I hold all these puppies?!

[–]robin1961 0 points1 point ago

SPCA should buy this and use it in print ads everywhere! :D

[–]syxxfngrs 0 points1 point ago

Step-skipper. That man is a step-skipper! He skips Step Nine!

[–]Logondo 0 points1 point ago

Man, people are REAAAALLLY stretching to keep making these jokes.

Sad, really.

[–]jg9000 -3 points-2 points ago

This picture is 100 times funnier than anything he has done on The Office.

[–]mushmancat -2 points-1 points ago

Painfully unfunny

[–]Allen139 -1 points0 points ago

"sex"

[–]FalconOne -1 points0 points ago

Sigh... I still remember him as the original Daniel Jackson. Its one of those cases where the second person to play a character was better.

[–]everyoneismyfriend -2 points-1 points ago

hey! its the dude that ruined the office!

[–]NonSequitur92 -1 points0 points ago

Took me a second.

[–]bandgeekchic -1 points0 points ago

pffff ha.

[–]grimatongueworm -3 points-2 points ago

The girl is nada...

[–]walshy420 -5 points-4 points ago

Robert California approves.