The media is to blame.

EightFooted · 4 months

Your insatiable whore is a bit overweight and your prince charming is socially inept.

GreaterGatsby84 · 4 months

Disney taught me that, as a prince, it's okay to kiss girls while they are sleeping.

My court order taught me otherwise.

Lots42 · 4 months

Honestly, I'd rather date a Disney princess (as fucked up as they are) then a porn character.

SonOfDadOfSam · 4 months

Solution: Disney needs to make porn.

Beerblebrox · 4 months

They need to make porn where the dude gets laid because of his charming, princely actions, and they need to make Disney movies where the princess meets her prince charming while taking it in the ass.

Problem solved!

eugenerhan · 4 months

Source: http://www.snotm.com/

mojomonkeyfish · 4 months

He's married. She's 40.

madmonkeymud · 4 months

Why wasn't Disney underlined? Porn was underlined. I think Disney needs more recognition.

SvenHudson · 4 months

I hate it when people emphasize random words.

missambs · 4 months

People should be a little more of both.

underline2 · 4 months

Where the hell is my insatiable prince charming?

airboat · 4 months

But what if I don't want a whore?

my_slutty_alter_ego · 4 months

You rang?

Imwatchingyou69 · 4 months

Pretty much sums up the reason for the gay community.

BolshevikMuppet · 4 months

It's all about compromises.

You get prince charming when you're a disney princess. You get an insatiable whore when you're a porn star.

For those of us who aren't those things, we need to be comfortable getting the best we can.

Love isn't about finding someone perfect (it turns out Ms. Right is married to Mr. Right, and they're quite happy), it's about finding someone whose bullshit you can put up with and who puts up with your bullshit.

Self_Hating_Liberal · 3 months

I don't want an insatiable whore. I want a girl who actually isn't a whore.

odd84 · 4 months

Alice in Bondageland

monstercake · 4 months

This would have been better without the random underlines. not sure what that's about.

The_Adventurist · 4 months

I don't think it's a perfect comparison, most people generally watch Disney movies when they're younger and more impressionable and can't yet differentiate between fantasy and reality. Porn comes into play during puberty and it's always incredibly unrealistic "oh, hello mr pizza man, do you have an extra large sausage for me?" Only a true idiot would think what happens in porn is applicable to the real world, this would be a person who also thinks all movies are real.

vonCam · 4 months

Last thing I would ever want is an insatiable whore.

andrewsmith1986 · 4 months

When I showed that to my gf, she called me a pervert.

Poultry_Sashimi · 4 months

The media are to blame.

Media is the plural form of medium. *The More You Know!

auchim · 4 months

I would like to point out for the gentlemen (ahem) here that if you act like a (non-douchey) Prince Charming (because that guy was kind of a douche) and sweep a girl way the fuck off her feet and date her for a few years and treat her very very very nice and you guys take care of each other and are nice to each other, the occasional rocky patch notwithstanding, and work at figuring yourselves and each other out in bed - like really work at it, both of you - sooner or later you will have an insatiable whore, and she will too, and you can even call her that occasionally in the heat of passion, if she's into that, provided you tell her you respect her after. And you will discover those porno flick bitches (I. Deck, 1997) really aren't nearly as good in bed as you might be led to believe.

Snip-Snap · 4 months

No. It's stupidity that's to blame. It's not the media, it's not disney, it's not porn, it's your own stupid expectations that fantasies should be real. Nothing else. Quit trying to pass the blame.

charl3y · 4 months

The existance of porn for men benefits women. Imagine if all of the men were not able to release their desires to an image, then the men would need some other way to achieve their ends, often times through rape.

amorfismos · 4 months

skewed perspectives for everyone!

[deleted] · 4 months

The people who give in to watching them and believing what is scripted is a reflection of reality might actually be to blame.

ltg313 · 4 months

That underlining is the worst. I hate whoever made this.

thatssorelevant · 4 months

I said this a while ago to a friend of mine.

There are three powerful industries which actually advance technology:

Porn
Disney
War

And that's about it. Disney has done more for technology than most other private companies. Disney had some of the first Animatronic robots, and has done a lot for innovation & robotics. As has Porn for the media industry. Hell, there are better flash players on Porn sites than on youtube.

And well...you know about war.

cassexy · 4 months

porn always makes me wish for my prince charming too

thimblyjoe · 4 months

You know there's a song about this very principle.

xbecca20 · 4 months

this is why my mom didn't let me watch disney movies.

Iable-A · 4 months

And I was going to repost this in the morning

dkevinscalf · 3 months

This fucking thing AGAIN! I see this image once a month!

TheBrokenWorld · 4 months

Who the hell would want an insatiable whore? Insatiable whore = cheating, disease infested whore.

LandoSystem920 · 4 months

I remember the day I realized I was that guy. looks at hand We'll always have the internet!

rawrgs · 4 months

Prince charming is a clingy, lousy lay, and the insatiable whore always comes with bucketloads of crazy to ruin every other aspect of your life.

theMCL · 4 months

So true....I wish my girl was a dirty whore....Smh

lud1120 · 4 months

I think I've seen this 3 times now.

jeannaimard · 4 months

If women would learn how far a blowjob can go, the world would be a much better place, with far less frustrated men.

kabomlamma · 4 months

guess this comic is directed at Americans only

hanswermhat · 4 months

Media are to blame.

anonymousHacker · 4 months

Repost, 10,000.

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