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rule #1 - everyone must go to the bathroom before getting tucked in (i.imgur.com)

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[–]McGravin 153 points154 points ago

Best prank ever: in the middle of the night, the bottom 8 silently pack up and leave.

[–]Tittiesrgood 44 points45 points ago

The look on that guys face when he wakes up.

[–]Airbag_UpYourAss 7 points8 points ago

How did he even get up there and how will he get down?

[–]rafikiwock 5 points6 points ago

You climb using the lower hammocks. It's quite fun!

[–]Airbag_UpYourAss 7 points8 points ago

I figured, but wouldn't it be kinda dangerous consideing the hammocks can flip on you like a boat?

[–]disuse 6 points7 points ago

As long as you keep an airbag up your ass, you should be cool in case you fall.

[–]vnkid 5 points6 points ago

The rest of you will be alright but you'll obliterate your ass D:

[–]Airbag_UpYourAss 1 point2 points ago

AH, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

My name came from a joke I pulled on one of my friends. I basically snuck an airbag in his couch cushion when he sat. He flew about 4ft into the ceiling and a ruptured tailbone.

[–]disuse 0 points1 point ago

So... Wait. He was lodged 4ft into the ceiling or was thrown 4 feet vertically and hit the ceiling?

[–]Airbag_UpYourAss 5 points6 points ago

His ass propelled his body weight into the solid dry ceiling. It's a god damned air burst explosion in his ass. Literally an assplosion.

[–]disuse 2 points3 points ago

Think you can sneak into congress and apply your skills? We need some assplosions up in this bitch.

[–]Airbag_UpYourAss 0 points1 point ago

They'll probably just ban assplosions.

[–]randomISgood 0 points1 point ago

Account is 15 days old, this guy's legit.

[–]tesla3327 67 points68 points ago

As a camping hammocker... The angle you sleep in those, magically produces liquid in your bladder. It doesn't matter if you go before bed. I always wake up

[–]redpoint13 95 points96 points ago

I'm pretty sure, as a camper, all the booze and water I drink while camping is what produces liquid in my bladder.

[–]TheRealEggNogAdam 26 points27 points ago

As a camper, all the aluminum on my exterior forces runoff into my rain barrell.

[–]negative_discourse 2 points3 points ago

Campers have rain-barrels? Mine just has a tank with an electric pump attached to the kitchen sink.

[–]redpoint13 0 points1 point ago

Took me a second, but I do actually backpack & sleep in a tent =) (and haul booze!)

[–]SomeGuyWithABoner 17 points18 points ago

Empty water bottle. BAda bing. Unless you're a chick, then um, a funnel and an empty water bottle.

[–]shitterplug 14 points15 points ago

Ever tried pissing in a water bottle while laying on your back?

[–]saytown 2 points3 points ago

they have something to help the ladies http://www.basspro.com/Go-Girl-Feminine-Urination-Device/product/10225915/80403

[–]tesla3327 0 points1 point ago

I must say. I bring an empty water bottle in with me just in case

[–]Isitwhenipee 0 points1 point ago

I lost it at the funnel.

[–]average_AZN 4 points5 points ago

Can you recommend me a cheap but good hammock. not necessarily a sleeping hammock, just one to lounge in. I know nothing about hammocks other than i want one.

[–]peetee32 6 points7 points ago

heres all you need to know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVoTzON8WMs

[–]ImposterProfessorOak 11 points12 points ago

is there a video shot by somebody who doesnt have cerebral palsy?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

gah I've never seen the simpsons. WHEN WILL NETFLIX GET THE SIMPSONS?

[–]thelordofcheese 1 point2 points ago

Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.

[–]tesla3327 0 points1 point ago

$20 cheap enough?

This is a good one to lounge in, if you ever want to try camping in one buy one with a mosquito net though

[–]Sleep45 1 point2 points ago

Regardless of bathroom issues I always wake up as well.

[–]BRNZ42 27 points28 points ago

Eagles Nest Outfitters if anyone was wondering. They make great hammocks that are super portable. I've got the whole shebang (hammok, mosquito net, rain fly) and have used it to camp out many times in the northwoods of Minnesota.

[–]Shaysdays 4 points5 points ago

I have one for day trips- Its like having a blanket to hang out on, except it doesn't get dirty and you don't need to find a flat spot.

[–]mrpineapplehouse 3 points4 points ago

this site takes a long time to load

[–]Dystopeuh 7 points8 points ago

It's because Reddit is visiting it. Try it tomorrow.

[–]fysu 17 points18 points ago

As someone with a very small bladder and a very large fear of heights...I so call bottom hammock dibs!

[–]HurricaneHugo 0 points1 point ago

Open wide.

[–]The_Painted_Man -3 points-2 points ago

ewwwww.....

[–]ElementalRabbit 14 points15 points ago

4 is ready to catch...

[–]LunchMasterFlex 14 points15 points ago

How did you get up there, and how did you get down?

[–]civilian11214 79 points80 points ago

Climb. Its not rocket surgery.

[–]enzomatrix89 11 points12 points ago*

i like that. it's not rocket surgery. like a cross between "brain surgery" and "rocket science". this should be something people say. not me, though. i would never say it. but people should.

edit: I accidentally a word.

[–]Negative__One 8 points9 points ago

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3p7quy/

[–]keptani -1 points0 points ago

Why no love for "brain science?"

[–]MasterSprtn117 1 point2 points ago

Neurology?

[–]The_Painted_Man -5 points-4 points ago

Because FUCK YOU, that's why!

[–]LunchMasterFlex 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but do they climb the tree and go top to bottom, or did they start with one hammock, climb on top of that one and so on? The tree, unless you shimmy up, looks difficult to climb.

Also - would have been more impressed if you went with Ricky's "rocket appliances."

[–]benay123 0 points1 point ago

I say this to people all the time and all i get is ಠ~ಠ

[–]larrycatz 7 points8 points ago

They obviously just added one hammock every dozen years or so as the tree grew. I swear, you people...

[–]Johnnybravo60025 1 point2 points ago

Very carefully

[–]alienobserver 13 points14 points ago

Human group sleeping arrangement. Internal hierarchy indeterminate. Purpose unknown. May indicate species is capable of flight.

[–]Andersmith[!] 0 points1 point ago

This is your best so far. I support you all the way.

[–]bugatu 16 points17 points ago

"I'm sleeeeping in the rain..."

[–]munnyfish 22 points23 points ago

if they all fart the guy at top gets the worst of it.....

[–]rose_quartz 2 points3 points ago

In the middle of the night somebody should yell, "TIMMMMMBERRRRRR!".

[–]The_Painted_Man 5 points6 points ago

... and then fart?

[–]DiaperedDemocrat 4 points5 points ago

This is why I go camping in diapers. Soooo much easier.

[–]blueocean43 2 points3 points ago

But the best part of camping is the drunken tent sex!

[–]The_Painted_Man 5 points6 points ago

Drunken tent sex? How do you get it to consume the liquor?

[–]blueocean43 0 points1 point ago

Carefully.

[–]DiaperedDemocrat 1 point2 points ago

I've had sex without taking my diaper off loads of times =P

[–]civilian11214 11 points12 points ago

Dude, is this the original picture taker? I have a serious question and proposition.

[–]jsmayne 7 points8 points ago

no

[–]civilian11214 0 points1 point ago

Can you please elaborate?

[–]jsmayne 4 points5 points ago

i provided a link to the search results for the pic showing that its taken from somewhere else.

if you want to click through some of the results you might find the original

[–]Jimmy_Poon 3 points4 points ago

But please don't let that stop you from aiming your question and proposition at reddit.

[–]civilian11214 3 points4 points ago

I see. Well, thanks? I was going to offer the OP a sum of money for their picture for our company, but it seem sit was another damned repost. Too bad. But thank you for the link anyway,

[–]HitMePat 11 points12 points ago

Steal it. It's on the fucking internet. If the owner emails you to take it down, then do it.

[–]jsmayne 0 points1 point ago

click around

maybe you'll get lucky

:)

[–]using_my_alias 1 point2 points ago

http://www.tineye.com/ is your friend...

[–]terry_has_boots 10 points11 points ago

Reminds me of the Hobbit when they get strung up by giant spiders.

[–]tacojohn48 6 points7 points ago

Spoilers, that movie isn't even out yet.

[–]mrpineapplehouse 24 points25 points ago

spoiler: it was a book the whole time

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

The book's been out for almost 80 years now.

[–]terry_has_boots 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if being ironic or serious.

[–]tacojohn48 0 points1 point ago

Seems lots of people are having trouble figuring that out... It was not meant to be serious.

[–]terry_has_boots 0 points1 point ago

Oh, okay :).

[–]iwidiwin 2 points3 points ago

All but the bottom person REALLY needs to go.

[–]GingerGrande 2 points3 points ago

Hey, there's two people in #1! That's not safe!

[–]MisterCyanide 2 points3 points ago

I'm sure they use the proper protection. IfyouknowwhatImean.

[–]bizarre_but_swedish 3 points4 points ago

I hope they didn't drink too much.. I can really imagine the top guy puking while dangling in the air upside down :(

[–]spongerat 4 points5 points ago

why are some of them sleeping face down? Thats as comfortable as being duct taped to the ceiling.

[–]2yrnx1lc2zkp77kp 0 points1 point ago

have you never flipped yourself in one of those cloth blankets? it's fun, that's all, he' not going to sleep like that i don't think.

[–]spongerat 1 point2 points ago

nope never been in one, flipping face down is something i try to avoid in any situation, especially when suspended that far off the ground.

[–]johnny_appletits 1 point2 points ago

No seriously, how do they piss now?

[–]swandi 1 point2 points ago

I don't know if I want to be on the bottom or on the top..

[–]quedfoot 1 point2 points ago

The third hammock from the bottom, you see it? Yeah, there are people having sex in it.

[–]Erifdex 1 point2 points ago

Jake... Sully?

[–]FreakFlagHigh 1 point2 points ago

Oh look, a colony of metapod.

[–]ghostbyte 1 point2 points ago

As someone that tried to win some of the ENO photo contests I can verify they would never publish this picture. As a ENO hammock user, awesome!

[–]Bonobofun 1 point2 points ago

I am afraid of bears, problem solved.

[–]NumberOneBrony 1 point2 points ago

what if the guy on top wants to jack off?

[–]buideals 0 points1 point ago

danger wank

[–]thelordofcheese 1 point2 points ago

I ped my pants a little in my sleep last night. Woke up after a few seconds, pinched off and finished in the loo. Thought I'd share.

[–]sorrowfool 1 point2 points ago

Well, at least there is a place where the Republicans can see a "trickle down" that actually works.

[–]MyNiggahKRISPY 1 point2 points ago

rule #2 - Do not pee in the bed to avoid getting caught for an infraction of rule #1

[–]nunnally 1 point2 points ago

Can you say repost

[–]The_Painted_Man -1 points0 points ago

yes?

[–]Swww 0 points1 point ago

As an eagle there is something both relieving and worrying about being the guy who gets to sleep on the bottom 'bunk'.. Upvote for camping!

[–]myfaceisaclock 0 points1 point ago

So much more room for activities.

[–]Kijad 0 points1 point ago

So THAT'S why the OneLink systems are sold out....

[–]jayco_88 0 points1 point ago

where would one buy one of these hammocks? I am very interested in them

[–]GoyoTattoo 0 points1 point ago

It's like a human...... caterpillar...

[–]Johann_Seabass 0 points1 point ago

Gaaaad, I wish I owned a stealth chainsaw.

[–]sitruss 0 points1 point ago

I sort of want the top guy's hammock to slip so that there's a sweet domino effect on the way down.

[–]itsridicuuulous 0 points1 point ago

Rule #2 - Pee with the wind, not against it

[–]MPadz20 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to sleep right in the middle :D

[–]DirtyKlam22 0 points1 point ago

I call dibs on top

[–]koalaburr 0 points1 point ago

TRUST FALL!

[–]hrafnkell 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could sleep in a hammock when enjoying some nature. No trees to hang them up here..

[–]mcwho 0 points1 point ago

Are those guys supposedto be upside down? or did they just flip?

[–]mitis 0 points1 point ago

Why does this exist?

[–]AragornCyborg 1 point2 points ago

Why have you never seen Star Wars? But yeah i don't know why.

[–]axc12040 -1 points0 points ago

Even tho it's a repost it still gets me every time

[–]este_hombre -1 points0 points ago

Rule #2: Fat people on the bottom.

[–]baconingnarwal2 -2 points-1 points ago

I have done this before, and I got to be the lucky guy on the bottom, the guy on top forgot to tell us that he was a chronic bed wetter :(

[–]WheretheArcticis -5 points-4 points ago

r/wtf

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