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I think I could take him (imgur.com)

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[–]barcodescanner 12 points13 points ago

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I assure you - unless you have some kind of firepower or club-like-weapon, you cannot take a goose.

[–]birdmankustomz 4 points5 points ago

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If you find the last time this was stuck here I posted a step by step of how to take a goose.

[–]Borkz 0 points1 point ago

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Cover your face and kick it?

[–]birdmankustomz 0 points1 point ago

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Yeahhhhh not really, lol. More of a: grab it by the neck and make it your bitch.

[–]Battered_Saint 2 points3 points ago

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This guy speaks truth. Those things can peck hard enough to break a shinbone.

[–]The_Fancy_Gentleman 0 points1 point ago

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Personal Experience?

[–]pwrsrc 0 points1 point ago

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As a goose attack survivor, I can say they are scary little motherfuckers. I still have the scars as a daily reminder.

[–]schrodingerlovedcats 5 points6 points ago

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Attack Goose strikes again!

[–]castingsnow 3 points4 points ago

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That sniping gorilla and knife hawk got nothing on this badass, motherfucker right here.

[–]GloriousHam 2 points3 points ago

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You're really just going to re-post something that happened to another redditor?

[–]BoosterSilver 1 point2 points ago

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Jeez what an asshole

[–]ViolentElephantPorn 1 point2 points ago

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Is this at UWaterloo?

[–]anusmcgee 1 point2 points ago

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Wasn't this posted here not even a month ago... by the person that actually TOOK the picture?

[–]bretagne290 0 points1 point ago

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We have to do things like this all the time at my university. The geese have a habit of nesting in the worst of places. One daddy goose went flying and honking after a kid a few weeks ago when the eggs were laid.

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[–]bretagne290 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, Buffalo. Aka, the land of geese and hurricane force winds.

[–]nakededdie 0 points1 point ago

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if a goose attacked me, i would grab his throat, twist and flick, he wouldn't. probably, not be fully dead, but at least paralysed, then i have an amazing dinner with my family. that the only logical outcome if this is what i was confronted with. EDIT: i know how to do this from personal experence, my uncles are crazy and hungry.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'd grab it by the neck and stare at it for as long as it took to calm the hell down

[–]scottyr16 0 points1 point ago

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Hope he's no friends with this fellow animal.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg

[–]Steffi2102 0 points1 point ago

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challenge accepted!