I see your eagle with a knife and raise you an ape with a sniper

jbrittles · 5 months

I don't think you understand the word "ape"

reddit_on_hardmode · 5 months

"But I couldn't find that picture, so here's a baboon with a sniper rifle"

Friid · 5 months

It's dead...

Geschirrspulmaschine · 5 months

If you put your eye that close to a rifle scope, you're gonna have a bad time.

baxter45 · 5 months

These are the worst comments I've seen in a thread in a long time.

jaybee2 · 5 months

Ape with a sniper.

PossiblyTrolling · 5 months

That's not an ape (PROTIP: Apes don't have tails)

That is a baboon, an 'old world monkey'.

elguercoterco · 5 months

Here's a chimp with an AK-47! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

TheInquisitorofSouls · 5 months

My jimmies have been rustled.

dontcallmejames · 5 months

ape with a rifle?

http://imgur.com/UTCwy

edit:changed img link

Drunken_Zoologist · 5 months

It's a baboon you fucking, nematode. Baboons aren't apes.

headdownassup · 5 months

that baboon is going to get scope eye!

patient-zer0 · 5 months

Where are the ape and the sniper? I only see a monkey with a sniper rifle.

lifebinder · 5 months

okay who gave the monkey a snip-

thump

tronbabylove · 5 months

Sniper... ape... Snape?

smeaglelovesmaster · 5 months

Chimps with machetes.

432 · 5 months

AHH GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THIS IS A BABOON NOT AN APE YOURETARD PEICE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCKING SESS POOL OF PORN STAR ASS CUM SANTORUM DRINKING DONKEY FUCKING KNOB CHEESE EATING PIECE OF SHIT GOD FUCKING FUCK FUCK WHY FUCK YOU OH MY FUCKING GOD YOUARE THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT EVER I CANT BELIEVE LIKE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD LIKE YOU EXIST OF GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

IIdsandsII · 5 months

ANTE UP BITCHES! SHIT JUST GOT REAL ON R/WTF.

filmfiend999 · 5 months

Snaper

StendhalSyndrome · 5 months

WTF is the military getting that desperate for new recruits?

yesukai · 5 months

I only see a monkey with a rifle, no sniper with him... except snipers are supposed to be hidden. Clever!

shitler420 · 5 months

That is not an ape.

Halolamer · 5 months

Thats a nice enfield

ThatOtherOneGuy · 5 months

A showdown for the ages

JimJonesIII · 5 months

rifle.

helicalhell · 5 months

What's next, a redditor outdoors?

fatSurfer · 5 months

That baboon is about to be scope kissed.

wideband_assassin · 5 months

A sporterized Lee-Enfield No.1 .303 with a scope and bipod does not a sniper rifle make...

That's a hunting rifle folks.

BigBoner4Ever · 5 months

Talk about Guerrilla warfare

ChuckCharles420 · 5 months

goddammit! i know it's been said but i'll reiterate: it's a MONKEY not an APE!!! can't you see it's tail!?!?!?!?!?

occasionaltroll · 5 months

daedaluscapn · 5 months

It's a rifle, not a fucking "sniper". The chimp is the sniper, the gun is a rifle. Stop playing COD and thinking you know about guns.

barton100 · 5 months

soon I take it the baboon is dead? if not, they are evolving...

John_Targaryen · 5 months

My God... What have we done?

Creeping_Dank · 5 months

You win.

beliefinprogress · 5 months

This has been my fantasy football picture for a few seasons now. It works great as my team is always displayed on the left side and it looks like I'm sniping the team on the right.

walkerpool · 5 months

I repeat, we're FUCKED

one_eyed_jack · 5 months

Gorilla war?

stooge89 · 5 months

New photo released from North Korea

Ultimatekitta · 5 months

Well reddit I've said dafuq to much today and now this who the hell gave him that

wesinator · 5 months

That baboon is going to regret it if he pulls the trigger.

marnargulus · 5 months

Monkey black eye in 3, 2, 1:

Slim_Calhoun · 5 months

If that monkey fires that rifle, his eye socket's gonna have a bad time. /gunsafety

ymahaguy3388 · 5 months

It's never a good idea to monkey around with guns...

miilits · 5 months

Must be a from Special Banana Unit.

DarkWhiskas · 5 months

you are going down monkey!

IHaveNoBeard · 5 months

Humankind is so fucked..

thedudeltl · 5 months

Monkey see monkey do... We trained them well?

takesthebiscuit · 5 months

If it has a tail then it ain't an ape, this is a sniping monkey.

CanadianMooose · 5 months

Quit monkeying around and take that away from him.

bilo23 · 5 months

this is bad, very very bad.

SBMAIL · 5 months

The only animal that needs a gun is a poor defenseless panda

justmos · 5 months

fuckin campers...

chingyduster · 5 months

Where's the sniper? I see an Ape with a gun.

dcoxen · 5 months

Come on, you apes! You wanna live forever?

thawigga · 5 months

Gorilla warfare

doismellbacon · 5 months

soon to be one eyed baboon

this_is_my_9to5 · 5 months

This is hilarious!

dfresh786 · 5 months

why are we arming them?

bobby_bunz · 5 months

Eagle with the knife is way cooler.

seth11111 · 5 months

You can't raise with something less cool. A monkey, I already know can operate a gun, but a bird wielding a knife!?

josephanthony · 5 months

The ape got a gun because the eagle had a knife. The dolphins will get bio-weapons next because the cockroaches are building a nuke. - It's a cycle of madness I tells ya!!

narcolepticpathos · 5 months

Check.

surrealasm_atwork · 5 months

this is the stuff of nightmares

korpsart · 5 months

It would be a pretty interesting duel

what_comes_after_q · 5 months

This reminds me of that viral ad for planet of the apes where there were the guys gave a monkey an automatic rifle. Anyone know if this is also an ad?

JhackOfAllTrades · 5 months

Looks like he's preparing for... gorilla warfare.

penis-butter · 5 months

We are so fucked.

DocDerry · 5 months

This is how it fucking starts. Can we quit weaponizing the god damned dirty apes. They'll bury the Statue of Liberty on a beach and then you will be sorry.

SpaceMagician · 5 months

KONY 2012!

Redtitwhore · 5 months

Betcha that sniper rifle was used to kill that monkey and they posed it's dead body for that picture. Cute.

mkim1030 · 5 months

if you taught a monkey how to hunt using a gun and one day the monkey got mad at you, would it consider shooting you with a gun?

tmotytmoty · 5 months

.....rifle.

GroundhogExpert · 5 months

Terrible form, that scope is going right into the eye socket unless he puts the butt on his shoulder and tightens up.

thebigtshow · 5 months

I came here expecting witty references to Charlton Heston (maybe even some cleverly-used quotes from Hari Rhodes's character in "Conquest") but instead it's all zoology 101.

DrewciferCDXX · 5 months

That monkey has some lousy trigger discipline.

amolad · 5 months

Would you call that a "snaper"?

cawaon1 · 5 months

awesome picture! but..

gosh, reddit is full of jerks. it's a baboon with a rifle but a trillion upvoted comments about this is just sad... just because of his bad english?

toolman92 · 5 months

dear lord...

theholyforeskin · 5 months

Prepare for the overtaking of the world by your primate overlords.

ofsinope · 5 months

Either there is peanut butter on the trigger, or I welcome our new baboon overlords.

wimcolgate2 · 5 months

damn you, damn you all to hell.

GiJoeSamo · 5 months

I find both of them equally cool. Your raise has been voided.

GTjMan1 · 5 months

Nice trump

ojolejano · 5 months

dude, the eagle was kind a funny, but shit is right down scary

Sarcastyx · 5 months

This guy doesn't understand the gambling term, the word "ape", or what a sniper rifle is. Downvoted.

Ibrokethosecuffs · 5 months

Perfect form.

simamishi · 5 months

Mother of God...they're learning

Treetoshiningtree · 5 months

Tis not an ape, it is a monkey as it has a tail.

Jentacular · 5 months

Wait, can someone explain the difference between an ape and a baboon and a sniper and a sniper rifle? I don't think anyone's covered it in the comments yet.

Vash108 · 5 months

If SOCOM/CoD/BF has taught me anything the Eagle with a knife would just fly down and stab the camping sniper who is too busy looking down the scope to notice.

MoeRegard · 5 months

If that monkey pulls the trigger, he's going to have a bad day.

k1ngmad · 5 months

if only king kong had one of them

castingsnow · 5 months

We're officially fucked.

fodrox04 · 5 months

TIL reddit means business when it comes to taxonomy.

Fr4t · 5 months

He is dead.

Ihazleatherpants · 5 months

IT SHALL BE A DUEL

superbaconman · 5 months

DON'T teach animals how to use guns. Dumb fucks will figure out how to kill us all.

sourkroutamen · 5 months

That ape is about to have a sore eye ಠ_ಠ

Lilkounchry · 5 months

I hope he doesn't pull that trigger...

tigerbreath · 5 months

...rifle.

lonelystatue · 5 months

I raise you a monkey with AK 47 actually shooting

teknocratbob · 5 months

funny and all but that is one dead ape

arup02 · 5 months

Half of the comments here are correcting the title. Funny and sad.

CornFedHonky · 5 months

That is a baboon, which has a tail, which means it's a monkey. That is a rifle, not a "sniper". What the hell are they teaching you kids these days?

enzobelmont · 5 months

Kony is Recruiting now...

Markuss69 · 5 months

Scope bite in 3, 2, 1...

starlexi · 5 months

Whats next, alligator-throwing gorillas?

manedwolf · 5 months

Holy shit! Kony's recruiting baboons now?

iaccidentlytheworld · 5 months

A.P.E. Sniper III

rinsu · 5 months

That ape is gonna hurt his eye when the shot goes.. poor guy

[deleted] · 5 months

I wasn't aware of a rifle that's called a sniper.

Amopax · 5 months

Monkey with a hunting rifle. FTFY

jaywil85051 · 5 months

I will just leave this here.
http://seemslegit.com/_images/6a5230d47c3a95f2c934e8d3e02c3a75/1506%20-%20animals%20cat%20gun%20weapons.jpg

Rannelbrad · 5 months

That is a monkey.

Rfksemperfi · 5 months

way cooler

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zxSBcoQ3Ccs/TbxESMFIMkI/AAAAAAAApXM/wgizcuMBmHc/s640/Funny-Animals_with_weapons-13.jpg

NovusHomoSapiens · 5 months

That is not an ape. It is a baboon and a baboon is a monkey. None of the apes has tail.

irish711 · 5 months

Well done, reddit. Consecutive in r/all.

Brainwash666 · 5 months

i hate to be that guy... but "a sniper" is a person. That is a sniper rifle <3

soapsud · 5 months

this takes gorilla warfare to another level

Twitcher77 · 5 months

I'm glad I'm not the only one who flipped a bitch over what an "Ape" is.

Teaelle · 5 months

Is there some back-story to this pic...?

whoduhhelru · 5 months

Somewhat expected a racist joke here, but pretty glad there wasn't one.

WTF

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