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[–]finicalwolf 266 points267 points ago

Buying gifts for a loved one?

[–]ishalfdeaf 169 points170 points ago

Planning that surprise party for a friend?

[–]renegade811 157 points158 points ago

Whackin' it?

[–]doug 93 points94 points ago

Yes I want to purchase my weed whacker in secret and cut the weeds without my wife ever knowing how! She will be most confused as she searches through my browser history and sees no mention of a weed whacker purchase! Tee hee hee!

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

Why Laura, how do you keep your garden so free of weeds? I'm so jealous! My husband and I have to take turns pulling them out every two weeks. What's your secret?

Oh, <giggles>, I guess it must be something about my gardening. I could never bother my husband with the weeds. He's probably busy with those, you know... internet activities. His history has been conspicuously clean lately.

[–]BisforBM 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, all she found was hundreds of pages of teen bondage. She was ever so confused.

[–]Faps_Into_Socks 4 points5 points ago

I don't do that.

[–]AmrcnXroads_Donor 2 points3 points ago

Chatting with a pedophile online because I'm too young and stupid to realize what I'm doing?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Incognito in San Diego

[–]cleepa 1 point2 points ago

Yes I was.

[–]rothwick 11 points12 points ago

Checking r/spacedicks on a friends computer?

[–]googie_g15 6 points7 points ago*

You forgot to link that for the unfamiliar.

EDIT: Damn you autocorrect!

[–]duguamik 12 points13 points ago

I was confused why it wasn't purple.

[–]dreamin_in_space 4 points5 points ago

Ohhh, you.

[–]imthepoolguy 1 point2 points ago

NSFW!!!

[–]the_mad_chemist 5 points6 points ago

your link has .com 2x

[–]ABentSp00n 2 points3 points ago

Why did I follow that link? And more importantly, after I did, WHY DID I CLICK ON MORE LINKS!? What the hell is wrong with me....

[–]zabernackey 1 point2 points ago

god i just don't understand spacedicks...

[–]LucifersCounsel 1 point2 points ago

Then you need to spend more time studying the phenomena.

[–]imthepoolguy 0 points1 point ago

NSFW!!!

[–]KurodaTh 354 points355 points ago

For anyone who doesn't get this, it's the hotkey for incognito on chrome.

[–]CerpinTaxes 22 points23 points ago

I was wondering why he looked so pleased to be creating a new image layer in photoshop.

[–]HowObvious 110 points111 points ago

Ahh. Ctrl + shift + p For firefox. n Opens last closed tab, was confused then

[–]oalsaker 53 points54 points ago

Firefox: CTRL + SHIFT + P(orn)

Chrome: CTRL + SHIFT + N(udity)

[–]Rixxer 14 points15 points ago

Google prefers to be proper.

[–]hipsterlolita 16 points17 points ago

[–]Freewheelin_ -4 points-3 points ago

█>2012

█> Using Firefox

gooby please

[–]vigillan388 16 points17 points ago

Ctrl + Shift + Porn is how I remember it.

[–]Syniphas 42 points43 points ago*

For Firefox:

  • Ctrl-Shift-N is new last closed window
  • Ctrl-Shift-T is last closed tab
  • Ctrl-N is new window
  • Ctrl-T is new tab

[–]Chenz 32 points33 points ago

Actually, it is:

  • Ctrl-N for new window

  • Ctrl-Shift-N to reopen last closed window

[–]bak3donh1gh 8 points9 points ago

Now i have a way to 'save' my porn window.

[–]MyCakeIsALie 42 points43 points ago

Acualy is Dolan...

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[–]xaronax 20 points21 points ago

fak u gooby.

[–]Syniphas 2 points3 points ago

Huh, it opened my home page, which is why I thought it was just "open new". Thanks for the fix.

[–]Dunge 6 points7 points ago

Just learned about the possibility of opening the "last closed". Nice

[–]Beefive 8 points9 points ago

Ctrl-Shift-T is pretty handy when Ctrl-W misbehaves.

[–]Dunge 4 points5 points ago

Ctrl+W? ohhh, always used Ctrl+F4

[–]1inchis25point4mm 4 points5 points ago

You just had to reopen this window after you tried Ctrl+W didn't you?

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 3 points4 points ago

I found in the last weeks that people are really reckless with keyboard shortcuts they don't know.

[–]1inchis25point4mm 0 points1 point ago

Well how are you going to find out what the shortcut does without trying it? I mean, it's not like you can just google it..

Reminds me of my Warcraft III days, "Just press F10 then E then Q, it'll make your game run faster...", "Noober has disconnected.."

[–]Dekanuva 2 points3 points ago

Also [Ctrl]+[Tab] to browse through tabs in virtually any program and [Ctrl]+[Shift]+[Tab] to browse backwards.

In fact, shift almost always reverses the effect of a key command. Even [Ctrl]+[Z].

[–]Jjunior130 1 point2 points ago

i thought the opposite of [Ctrl]+[Z] was [Ctrl]+[Y]

[–]kaimason1 1 point2 points ago

Quite a few programs don't have that though.

[–]Dekanuva 1 point2 points ago

You may be partially right. I don't remember exactly what that does. But I know that in programs such as Gimp, Blender, Photoshop, and After Effects the shortcut is [Ctrl]+[Shift]+[Z].

I'll play around with it.

[–]BilllyMayes 2 points3 points ago

For some reason, my ctrl-shift-n brings up the last closed window, an ad for match.com

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

That's what's supposed to happen. Here's a helpful compilation: http://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/Keyboard%20shortcuts

[–]Dekanuva 3 points4 points ago

I think Firefox's shortcut is easier to remember.

[Ctrl]+[Shift]+[Porn]

[–]KurodaTh 6 points7 points ago

I thought Firefox was Ctrl + Shift + T for last closed tab?

[–]washthatbody 1 point2 points ago

T for tab and N for window. Ctrl-shift for last closedand ctrl for new.

[–]alphamango 3 points4 points ago

That opens a new tab I thought? Or is that Chrome?

[–]elwang 8 points9 points ago

Ctrl-T opens a new tab, Ctrl-Shift-T reopens the last closed tab. On both.

[–]hurrpancakes 1 point2 points ago

The p stands for porn

[–]genida 2 points3 points ago

'ctrl shift P' does nothing for me. Nor does anything happen with ctrl+shift+n, and t is the last closed tab like Syniphas said.

I'm confused.

Edit: I have answers, found in burlapunderpants post. Private Browsing is always on for me.

[–]Numbsphynx 0 points1 point ago

Yea on Firefox it opened up in a small window of pictures i was looking at earlier. I thought this was all a reference to window shopping.

[–]vSaUCE -3 points-2 points ago

Ha! Firefox...

[–]FabulousMustache 32 points33 points ago

And Opera.

[–]Amerikai 21 points22 points ago

woo go opera!

[–]FabulousMustache 12 points13 points ago

Fuck yes!

[–]MyCakeIsALie 4 points5 points ago

Can I just say... you have a fabulous mustache!

[–]FabulousMustache 2 points3 points ago

Why thank you, but it's quite sad though, that your cake is a lie.

YES! Finally someone said my mustache is fabulous!

[–]I-IunteR 4 points5 points ago

In opera it's called private window.

[–]FabulousMustache 3 points4 points ago

I know, but the shortcut is still Ctrl + Shift + N.

[–]notfreshprince 6 points7 points ago

Does anyone know what the hotkey for Internet Explor--- Internet Explorer has stopped working.

[–]Jjunior130 0 points1 point ago

so fun

[–]GiantRubberRing 6 points7 points ago

It also creates a new folder in windows explorer

[–]leebenningfield 1 point2 points ago

This is the only thing I've ever used it for.

[–]IIdsandsII 18 points19 points ago*

I thought it was a hot key to open a new instance of negro.

[–]iia 5 points6 points ago

Oh. I just thought the OP was racist.

[–]incoming_n_word 2 points3 points ago

I had the same vibe, like a subtle racial slur was in the making.

[–]cosworth99 7 points8 points ago

I got this right away on my mac. Old schooler here:

⌘ +shift + n

Open Apple!

[–]caliburnzhi 2 points3 points ago

I was going to post that!

[–]i_know_that_feel_man -3 points-2 points ago

hipster-consumer whore

[–]jtcompound 1 point2 points ago

And RockMelt

[–]joeyparis 1 point2 points ago

Thank you lol I use that all the time but never made the connection. I was just thinking new folder on the desktop lol

[–]lockwolf 1 point2 points ago

In Pro Tools, that's the shortcut for New Track

[–]CosmicSlopShop 1 point2 points ago

just noticed this on the incognito homepage

Going incognito doesn't affect the behavior of other people, servers, or software. Be wary of: Websites that collect or share information about you

Internet service providers or employers that track the pages you visit

Malicious software that tracks your keystrokes in exchange for free smileys

Surveillance by secret agents

People standing behind you

ಠ_ಠ

[–]TurtlePilot 1 point2 points ago

just curious what does icognito mode do? block your history or something?

[–]trshtehdsh 2 points3 points ago

doesn't save anything; i.e., passwords, search history, cookies, etc. Still data being transmitted over the network, however, so anyone/anything watching your network traffic could still figure out what you were looking at. Still, better for looking up "christmas gifts" than nothing.

I also use it to sign in to my other gmail account, so i don't have to sign out of my primary.

My husband said I should just use a different browser for my secondary. That would work also.

[–]gentlemandinosaur 1 point2 points ago

Ahh... Cmd + Shift + N... gotcha.

[–]typtyphus 1 point2 points ago

I do get it's a new tab, but I don't get the gif

[–]stuffybear 10 points11 points ago

It's a new incognito tab. The gif demonstrates OP's feelings when he's secretly going online to shop for gifts (something like "aw yeah gonna get my girlfriend some awesome gifts for our anniversary").

[–]typtyphus 1 point2 points ago

the gif is a bit confusing. But thanks. Now I know what it's used for.

[–]DutchKnight 0 points1 point ago

nah....porn.

[–]TheCaptain81 1 point2 points ago

Nah.. Watch the Kony video and cry

[–]THUMB5UP 0 points1 point ago

It's also the hotkey for incognito browsing on Opera

[–]ViP_Suite 0 points1 point ago

That clears it up, thanks! For me, it opened up my playlist from hot new hiphop in Firefox. It really blew my mind, birdman bobbing his head to the music in my playlist.

[–]DrSpaceMan343 0 points1 point ago

and for opera its the hotkey to open a new browser. i didnt look at the task bar to see 2 operas open and assumed it just closed my reddit session. ಠ_ಠ

[–]whatupnig 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh I thought it opened a new nigga

[–]W_ChurchillsSkeleton -1 points0 points ago

I did it...but hornymatches.com came up. I must have been on piratebay and had a pop-up and closed it. I was a bit confused at first.

[–]turnleftdale 100 points101 points ago

First use of this gif I have seen that wasn't "Walking into fast food place name with more than $5."

[–]Horkersaurus 19 points20 points ago

Haha, I hadn't seen that one.

[–][deleted] 162 points163 points ago

[–]LoneConservative 38 points39 points ago

Thanks

[–]TemputFugis 11 points12 points ago

I've seen this at least three times before yet I clicked on your link and still laughed.

[–]gladvillain 3 points4 points ago

It is surprisingly effective. Thumbs up, would laugh again.

[–]zacd 1 point2 points ago

The rare, legitmate laugh out loud. Well done RussianBearNinja.

[–]raging_asshole 1 point2 points ago

Though really, he seems to be standing outside. I always wonder about the context of this gif when I see it. Music video, I assume?

[–]GodzillasPride 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. I think its Lollipop, can't remember.

[–]onanismaximus 2 points3 points ago

when I see this gif all I can think of is mcdonald's

[–]slapded 15 points16 points ago*

I invented a Birdman drinking game.

Put in a bunch of his songs on a playlist. Drink if you hear him say:

  1. Flip
  2. hundred
  3. money (*or cash)
  4. stunna
  5. ymcmb
  6. grind

then you die

[–]Crizzletin 4 points5 points ago

dont forget

prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

bird call

[–]DrunkenMonk 2 points3 points ago

*2. hun'ed

[–]apocolypticus 1 point2 points ago

This kills the college student.

[–]FLOCKA 0 points1 point ago

[–]slapded 0 points1 point ago

[–]MasterOfDebt 39 points40 points ago

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

New layer in photoshop?

[–]tegix62 0 points1 point ago

Same xD

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

First thing that's made me laugh heartily on reddit in months.

[–]Mikheilm 2 points3 points ago

Your username is very appropriate to this gif.

[–]amarus 17 points18 points ago

incognegro mode

[–]SimilarImage 28 points29 points ago

[–]Diels_Alder 40 points41 points ago

I find this repost acceptable.

[–]guiltyspark343 9 points10 points ago

It's a meme-y repost

[–]dgm42 3 points4 points ago

I just tried this on my Firefox browser. I get a new copy of Firefox with a small window containing a Publisher's Clearing House ad. Every time.

Weird.

[–]JDubStep 1 point2 points ago

The world must know....

[–]gatekeeper501 1 point2 points ago

CtrlShiftNudies!

[–]yonijms 1 point2 points ago

this belongs in TIL

[–]medusa_so_pretty 1 point2 points ago

I kept thinking Ctrl + shift + n = Birdman?

[–]connormac97 1 point2 points ago

ctrl + shift + p

[–]Ran4 0 points1 point ago

A shortcut that makes so much more sense. It's annoying that Chrome uses such a stupid shortcut.

[–]TheAwesomeJonesy 1 point2 points ago

Using safari on windows it just made a new bookmarks folder.

[–]LokedGangsta 1 point2 points ago

My vote for top 3 .gifs of all time. There's just something about it.

[–]wothcloth 1 point2 points ago

hands down the best use of this gif I've ever seen.

[–]muffinheart 1 point2 points ago

Does anybody else use incognito mode to search questions about how to perform common everyday tasks because you're too embarrassed anyone finds out you don't know how to do said tasks?

[–]Tib02 0 points1 point ago

It is known

[–]Acurus_Cow 1 point2 points ago

You have a weird fetish for new folders.

[–]puttyguy 0 points1 point ago

God dammit, it's a fucking LiveJasmin.com pop-up...

[–]pleasingbaritone 0 points1 point ago

Putting this gif with an implication of seeing something new is just disingenuous. Shame on you, tha-money-wizard.

[–]SammyLocked 0 points1 point ago

Why is this black man enjoying a document on Louisiana geography?

[–]sonvincent 0 points1 point ago

WHAT!?

[–]pomegranati 0 points1 point ago

thank you.

[–]itchyeyes 0 points1 point ago

Actually when my wife wants to use my laptop to check her gmail I just open an incognito window for her. That way I don't have to sign out of anything.

[–]LFK1236 0 points1 point ago

That awkward moment when you just did that, and are now just finishing reading the frontpage...

[–]FlyingCake 0 points1 point ago

Creating new folders on Windows?

[–]butt2face 0 points1 point ago

I pressed these mysterious buttons and live jasmine popped out. hmm.

[–]otterfied 0 points1 point ago

TIL

[–]OnlySaysLMAO 0 points1 point ago

TIL Ctrl + Shift + n opens a sticky note in outlook 2010

[–]elozano6879 0 points1 point ago

At first I was kinda pissed cuz it closed out my window... Then I read what it said and dude, I want to hug you... Thanks.

[–]ymahaguy3388 0 points1 point ago

Bless you.

[–]hurokosaki 0 points1 point ago

did not know what ctrl shift n did till i did it and i deff agree with this gif

[–]mannfan9292 0 points1 point ago

New bookmark folder? okay.jpg

[–]chadillac83 0 points1 point ago

That guy in the top right corner looks shady because he's only seen the worst parts of the internet.

[–]HardCorwen 0 points1 point ago

Where is this from! No one ever seems to know.

[–]slapded 0 points1 point ago

i think its from a birdman music video

[–]HardCorwen 0 points1 point ago

Investigates

[–]Lilkounchry 0 points1 point ago

You clever bastard! Thank you for this.

[–]MarcLaurel 0 points1 point ago

Hilarious!

[–]Vinc3ntPh4m 0 points1 point ago

It'd be embarrassing if I'm the only one to have discovered this short-cut just now...

[–]aspergers-hermit 0 points1 point ago

That guy + sex = Lil Wayne...... Ewww

[–]Lorenzo_Matterhorn 0 points1 point ago

Birdman is not actually Lil Wayne's biological father. He just took him in at about the age of 11. Wayne just refers to him as his dad because his actual dad was gone from birth so this is the only father figure he has known.

[–]MJZMan 0 points1 point ago

Well duh, I use Google Chrome, so obviously EVERYONE ELSE USES IT

[–]Fresi 0 points1 point ago

Ctrl + shift + N on firefox.. www.livejasmin.com damn

[–]Ghostdemon 0 points1 point ago

Some serious shit is about to go down.....or in this case up?

[–]Katuriankaturian 0 points1 point ago

upvoting the fuck out of this! No clue! Now I can watch porn AND keep my links purple on reddit!

[–]LnRon 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes I go to ctrl + shift + n to google weird stuff even tough I know no one will ever read it in my computers search history.

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 0 points1 point ago

Hey, a keyboard shortcut party! Can I join?

[–]Lefebvremat 0 points1 point ago

Oh good heavens I laughed so hard

[–]nimby44 0 points1 point ago

what does Ctrl+Shift+N do?

[–]Brownmagic012 0 points1 point ago

When I tried this I ran to my mirror and made the most surprised face in in it. Then I came back and opened up the same tab 10 times. Then i told my sister what I had learned, but she said she knew of it already...

[–]decamonos 0 points1 point ago

What trickery?

[–]peacecake 0 points1 point ago

I just pressed that and it opened an extra Majong game? What is happening?

[–]cclementi6 0 points1 point ago

Oh, now this is just manipulative.

[–]Crossedoutt 0 points1 point ago

LOL it opened up porn. I was like omg how did you do that.

[–]mex_loco 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]majinjohnny 2 points3 points ago

brrrrrr

[–]ChawnVeelson 4 points5 points ago

What happened to that boy?

[–]GodzillasPride 0 points1 point ago

That's Gucci Mane's bit. Birdman is always like 100 million cash money millionaires.

[–]majinjohnny 1 point2 points ago

it's so hard to imitate a pidgeon call via text.

[–]GodzillasPride 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha. I got it now. Burrruugghhh. Best I can do.

[–]LucifersCounsel 0 points1 point ago

I believe the word you're both looking for is "coo":

coo (k)

v. cooed, coo·ing, coos

v.intr.

  1. To utter the murmuring sound of a dove or pigeon or a sound resembling it.

  2. To talk fondly or amorously in murmurs: The visitors cooed over the newborn baby.

v.tr.

To express or utter with soft murmuring sounds.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/coo

You're welcome.

[–]GodzillasPride 1 point2 points ago*

Well, I don't think you've ever heard Birdman do his bird call. Its a buuurrrrrruuggghhh noise. So, no, that's not the word I'm looking for. EDIT: But thanks anyway for being that guy.

[–]LucifersCounsel 0 points1 point ago

:D

I was born "that guy".

[–]Tyrrrz 0 points1 point ago

New layer?

[–]silenc3x 0 points1 point ago

photoshop!

[–]Tyrrrz 1 point2 points ago

Exactly!

[–]silenc3x 0 points1 point ago

or command-shift-n if you're on mac!

[–]sandiegoking 0 points1 point ago

I have been wondering about this for chrome but to lazy to google it. So I would just open Firefox to specifically use Ctrl + shift + p.

[–]xtreme33 0 points1 point ago

lol, I think like that everytime I go incognito

[–]readitwice 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit I'm laughing too hysterically for this. I think it happened more so when I saw the "walking into Taco Bell with more than $5". All of it so true...

[–]Hoogyme 0 points1 point ago

Dis gun b gud

[–]spyderman4g63 -4 points-3 points ago

Aka Shift + Command + N

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

What the hell is a command?

[–]spyderman4g63 0 points1 point ago

the command key on an apple keyboard. It used to be called the apple key I think.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Oh. We don't talk about mac here. No need to put "AKA" as in you are above people using a standard qwerty keyboard.

[–]spyderman4g63 0 points1 point ago

Not sure how also known as means I am above "qwerty", though a mac keyboard is qwerty.

tl;dr; haters gon hate

[–]betamos -1 points0 points ago

I think it would be more correct to say Cmd + Shift + n, since our Macs are better and more expensive than your PC:s.

[–]thegreatflatmountain -1 points0 points ago

Cmd-Shift-N

FTFY

(EDIT: I may be wrong, I don't use chrome...)

[–]iamcba -2 points-1 points ago

Rosie Palm, her 5 sisters and Chrome approve of this gif.

[–]ninjalincoln -1 points0 points ago

Here, take another upvote.

[–]chexmixdeluxe -4 points-3 points ago

Like a boss

[–]sweetandsour -2 points-1 points ago

TIL

[–]HarryFucking_Potter -2 points-1 points ago*

Hooray porn mode! Luckily I have no wife or children to find anything! Oh, wait...

EDIT: eh, if it makes any difference she died before we could have kids.

[–]Orccen -2 points-1 points ago

This did freeze my computer fair warning guys (I'm running Chrome)

[–]s4ndal -2 points-1 points ago

Awesome!

[–]lefalafel -2 points-1 points ago

In vim it just moved the cursor to the next line...