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[–]JaySwell 66 points67 points ago

You should've linked directly to the site! Mr. Lovenstein comics always have a hidden panel at the end that appears when you put your mouse over it.

edit: http://dev.mrlovenstein.com/comic/219

[–]Tokentaclops 9 points10 points ago

30 minutes, GONE

[–]unholyravenger 5 points6 points ago

Mind = Blown!

[–]Seanjohn2800 1 point2 points ago

iPhone rage

[–]Bilkokuya 31 points32 points ago

Really good comic, but please - don't hotlink from their site. Either post a link directly to their usual page (with ads) or re-upload it to imgur and credit them in the comments.

[–]BierWiser 11 points12 points ago

Skip the second alternative. Link to site, give imgur link in the comments.

[–]larynx1982 0 points1 point ago

I hereby suggest a new reddit feature, anyone who posts non-original artwork without linking to the artist's website shall automatically incur a 10K karma lose.

[–]Seanjohn2800 0 points1 point ago

What about other peoples tweets, status updates, quotes and the like?

[–]tricky3737 4 points5 points ago

[–]Shadax 8 points9 points ago

This one for me: http://drawingboardcomic.com/index.php?comic=115

There sure are a lot of choppin' onions comics.

[–]tricky3737 2 points3 points ago

And while we're on the onion joke subject, love this wallpaper http://imgur.com/gallery/28yJm

[–]metchill 0 points1 point ago

[–]Bedmo13 2 points3 points ago

Man tears

[–]MrSnare 9 points10 points ago

[–]luvmesumtrees 2 points3 points ago

This is actually what happens any time anyone ever chops onions. It's simply so tragic that we repress the memory. Those who don't cry while chopping onions are just heartless bastards.

[–]TacoStreet 1 point2 points ago

Well I'll never look at onions the same way again.

[–]CochMaestro 1 point2 points ago

He's making a lasagna....for one

[–]CulturedSwine 1 point2 points ago

When I'm cutting onions, I'm sad. Because the plight of onions, it's sad. But people don't realize I'm actually crying - they think I'm just reacting.

[–]Inamanlyfashion 1 point2 points ago

Even sadder: He's only known the greatest friends he's ever had for a day.

[–]nerdcorerising 1 point2 points ago

I used to work in a restaurant with many hispanic employees. I spoke spanish just short of fluently, and they knew this. We used to use about a 5 gallon bucket of onions every day, so we would peel a whole bunch of them and put them on the deli slicer, like you see at stores when you get meat and cheese sliced in front of you. We would cut a whole stack of onions at once.

Whenever I was on prep cook duty I would begin weeping uncontrollably, since I'm also very tall and that put my face right over the gigantic stack of cut onions. The hispanic ladies I worked with thought this was hilarious, since they were so short they never got gassed.

Their cheers of "esta llorando" (he's crying!) still haunt me to this day.

[–]X0nk21 6 points7 points ago

I've seen some weird usernames, but...

[–]Shadax 7 points8 points ago

Ah, come on. That's PG compared to all the RAPE and X_IN_MY_ANUS ones.

[–]SHOCK_NAME_IN_CAPS 0 points1 point ago

potato :3

[–]heinsickle31 0 points1 point ago

Why is that so genius?

[–]Muniosi -1 points0 points ago

Well this is a nice surprise. No "You are a failure," "You're adopted," "Your parents hate you," etc. that we've all seen before.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

I don't recall ever saying to someone that they're adoprted.

[–]Muniosi 0 points1 point ago

Neither do I.

[–]edisekeed -1 points0 points ago

Dumb.

[–]The909revolution -1 points0 points ago

Reminded me of a 5sf about the same topic.