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[–]craignotgreg 40 points41 points ago

I jizzed ketchup all over my 1970's hamburger as well.

[–]BanditoRojo 8 points9 points ago

The 70s was the best time for ketchup, porn, and pickles.

[–]pieguyfly 7 points8 points ago

Imma let you finish, Imma let you finish...but the 21st century had the best porn accessibility of all time. OF ALL TIME.

[–]Blahblag12321 2 points3 points ago

And bush, don't forget bush.

[–]OmgLolKitty 0 points1 point ago

I jizzed ketchup over myself

[–]dabears554 17 points18 points ago

[–]PlasmaNuke 3 points4 points ago

dabears! Shut up and play the game!

[–]hg13 13 points14 points ago

you were on your period?

[–]DaveStrider 6 points7 points ago

Every time this gif has been posted it's been made a metaphor for ejaculating.

[–]Qweef 5 points6 points ago

Discovers porn/flops dick over his shoulder and cums on his own back

[–]POiNTx 3 points4 points ago

This reminded me of this.

[–]SimilarImage 17 points18 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 month DomoKunMD Fapping after a two week break (SFW) here 70 570
2 months Saxophobia1275 How I feel after "No fap February" [SFW] here 17 213
3 months COMMANDER94 After two days of no fap february here 42 527

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[–]laur7620 5 points6 points ago

More like the average day of an ibs sufferer.

[–]The_Maddog 1 point2 points ago

Fuuuuu.....

Posted every 2nd day with the same joke attached to it!

[–]renzmann 1 point2 points ago

would be better in /r/reactiongifs

[–]muttur 1 point2 points ago

[–]ObliviousDerpMaster 1 point2 points ago

10 points for calling the GIF before I opened the link.

[–]chumms 1 point2 points ago

You should really get that urethra checked.

[–]Dissidius 3 points4 points ago

So bored of seeing this .gif EVERY day relating to masturbating. Stop being such a karma-whore.

[–]CliveCorbz 1 point2 points ago

Any one know where the gif is from?

[–]redrubynail -1 points0 points ago

Join Hands, Let Go. http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/join-hands-let-go Do you know how I found this information? I googled it.

[–]MrTonyD 1 point2 points ago

what did you google? "gif ketchup squirting everywhere" didnt get me those results

[–]CliveCorbz 0 points1 point ago

Thanks.

[–]808lisa93 0 points1 point ago

I fucking HATE it when my ketchup does that!

[–]appleofpine 0 points1 point ago

You should have that checked out.

[–]Doctor4Dead 0 points1 point ago

You're not alone.

[–]Zerble 0 points1 point ago

You got ketchup all over yourself that day?

Seems extreme.

[–]thatshitcrayaintitj 0 points1 point ago

It's funny how the guy does everything except putting his hand flat over the opening.

[–]paedrarmy1 0 points1 point ago

So, how was the cave?

[–]Waffleophagus 0 points1 point ago

Is that Mark Hamill?

[–]splendidorphan 0 points1 point ago

Join hands, join hands, come run and join hands!

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[–]Narissis 2 points3 points ago

Other way around for me. :P

[–]SandyFontaine 0 points1 point ago

I was shocked when I ejaculated for the first time, lol.

[–]BlueRazors 0 points1 point ago

Really? My first time masturbating as a boy was surprisingly dry.

[–]Breathing_Balls 0 points1 point ago

Only masturbate in humidity. Word.

[–]toe2thaknee -1 points0 points ago

You might not be doing it right.. pretend it's a spray paint can next time

[–]Breathing_Balls -1 points0 points ago

You came over your face and hair?

[–]colinski94 -1 points0 points ago

Everything is so sticky and stained now