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[–]JustinFromMontebello 229 points230 points ago

The shit hawks are flying low tonight boys!

[–]donald20 127 points128 points ago

Fuck off, Lahey!

[–]rtoman_badger 76 points77 points ago

Frig off Barb!!

[–]brynairy 12 points13 points ago

Put a shirt on Randy

[–]Robinoo 29 points30 points ago

Jim Lahey is a fucking drunk and he always will be.

[–]pepsmear 6 points7 points ago

And sort of a hero to us kids

[–]Lecard[S] 52 points53 points ago

Hey Justin.

Knock, knock.

[–]BanditoRojo 39 points40 points ago

Who's there?

[–]Lecard[S] 107 points108 points ago

Mr. Stupidyhead who's fucking pissing me off. Thinks he's the captain of the shitliner and by the way your fish sticks suck so fuck off!

[–]wuzizname 12 points13 points ago

Yeah, well... screw you Ricky, I'm going home!!

[–]PiratusRex 6 points7 points ago

For a second I thought you were Warlizard, and I was like wut.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]maybachmafia 6 points7 points ago

get the fuck off the stage, ya idiot

[–]wuzizname 15 points16 points ago*

When the shit winds blow hard enough they become a full shit-icane, we're in the eye of the shit-icane here, Randy.

[–]temptingtime 10 points11 points ago

Ricky?! SHIT HAWKS RICKY?! WHATS A SHIT HAWK???

[–]AsskickMcGee 4 points5 points ago

Is that some sort of... shitty bird?

[–]VslachaTurbo Sloth 9 points10 points ago

Shitnami. A tsunami of shit.

[–]SexyRosaParks 15 points16 points ago

I want to end a marriage by doing this.

[–]zfusfeld 4 points5 points ago

you just crossed the shit line.

[–]desmondsdecker 0 points1 point ago

...what.

[–]mtrujillo007 0 points1 point ago

What's a shit hawk Ricky?

[–]McMeanface 58 points59 points ago*

Randy... I am the liquor.

EDIT: new link doesn't sound like a banshee with mono

[–]ABentSp00n 0 points1 point ago

Upvoted not for the link, but for the banshee with mono joke. That was hilarious.

[–]MrLaheyForSupervisor 42 points43 points ago

Shit moths, Randy. They started off as tiny shit larvae and then they grew into shittapillars. A whole pandemic of shittapillars. Everywhere you look, Randy. Shittapillars. They almost drove me over the goddamn edge, boy. I tried to exterminate them. I tried to put an end to the shittapillar's lifecycle. But I failed. And now, shit moths, Randy.

[–]subvertc 36 points37 points ago

Ricky: [playing 'Spacemen'] Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine four, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it on Juniper. Uhh, and hopefully they've got some, space weed there, over. How... how was that buddy? I don't fuckin' know.

Bubbles: Ricky... that's not very good. Use space words, real ones, not talking about space weed.

Ricky: NAYSA, power rockets are firin' all over the place... they got lasers that are shootin' and uh... Bubbles I can't fuckin' do this.

[–]Winterpeg 13 points14 points ago

George Green & Randy: We got a call that three idiots are getting high and playing space in the middle of the road.

Ricky: Ya, Us.

[–]Azr43L 18 points19 points ago*

Randy: Can it really fly, Bubbles?

Bubbles: Can it fly? Does the Tin Man have a sheet-metal cock?

[–]hendreez 1 point2 points ago

Fuckin' stoned right now.

[–]accretion 4 points5 points ago

That was probably one of the best scenes in the series. I lost it at "Juniper".

[–]deadfield918 30 points31 points ago

The shit apple doesn't fall from the shit tree...

[–]aceair 9 points10 points ago

She's gonna grow up to be a shit apple tree just like her father.

[–]Ikbentim 19 points20 points ago

I am the liquor

[–]occasionallyacid 99 points100 points ago

http://reversegif.com/96m Not sure why I had to see this, but it did turn out awesome.

[–]2tonne21 95 points96 points ago

Best way to start an argument.

[–]kingdavecako 14 points15 points ago

Yeah. And then you have the regurgitated whiskey to drink again when you want to end the argument.

[–]occasionallyacid -1 points0 points ago

my thoughts exactly.

[–]FoxReels 21 points22 points ago

I like to think in this version, he's a moonshine superhero, delivering booze like a pizza guy.

[–]occasionallyacid 6 points7 points ago

wauw, that's amazing dude... He was clearly bitten by a radioactive brewmaster, and his saliva glands now generate copious amounts of booze at will! He is.. Moonshine Man!

[–]Nemokles 1 point2 points ago

This scares me. I mean, doing that would get anyone to back down. Just slowly walking towards you, eyes fixed, filling a fucking bottle with who knows what for no apparent reason other than fuck me, that's why. This man is insane and he wants you to know it.

[–]occasionallyacid 0 points1 point ago

ahahah indeed!

[–]spiderface1 3 points4 points ago

I came here looking for this to make sure I didn't have to do it myself.

Thanks for saving me a few seconds, and I'm happy to use them giving you props instead.

[–]occasionallyacid 0 points1 point ago

It was like the internet itself spoke directly to me, telling me it had to be done. I was happy to do it to save you those seconds and bathe myself in the few seconds of glorious internet praise you have so thoughtfully given me.

[–]hecklingfext 0 points1 point ago

probably has to do with the fact that he walks backwards the whole way to his car, it makes it too easy not to

[–]hypmoden 1 point2 points ago

clicked on comments just to see this

[–]occasionallyacid 0 points1 point ago

Happy to be of service!

[–]Yaymemes 0 points1 point ago

isn't it so magical, alcohol growing in the bottle?

[–]lolomgwtgbbq -2 points-1 points ago

Haha, you beat me to it. The first thing I did when I saw this was reverse it...

[–]Jaaxx 23 points24 points ago

BAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM.... PEANUT BUTTER AND JAAAAAMMMMM!!!

What the fuck are ya doing Phil?

[–]SHOCK57 14 points15 points ago

Green eggs and HAAAAMMM!!!

[–]marsneedstowels 10 points11 points ago

All I did was call him a Mustard Tiger...

[–]Ikbentim 4 points5 points ago

Randys a hustler baby

[–]Jaaxx 2 points3 points ago

She's in fuck off land Ricky!

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[–]Sublime1996 0 points1 point ago

What show?

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 24 points25 points ago

trailer park boys. its on availible to be watched instantly on netflix.

[–]rtoman_badger 10 points11 points ago

Not Lahey, but favorite quote from the show: "Well if it isn't gut Cassidy and the sundance cheeseburger!!" - J Roc

[–]slugo17 12 points13 points ago

Nome saaaaaaang?

[–]magicalbong 6 points7 points ago

what are you doing a nomesensus?

[–]phixion 10 points11 points ago

mahfuckas with guts like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers dawg

[–]EnysAtSea 5 points6 points ago

You telling me you ain't pregnant with a bucket of chicken?

[–]lotictrance 1 point2 points ago

"Well, if it isn't Starsky and Gut."

[–]Jamielynn80 9 points10 points ago

I love this fucking show. Just started watching it a couple of months ago...boy was I missing out. So hilarious, I love Bubbles.

[–]joerankin 0 points1 point ago

did you cry during this episode?
I did.

[–]MCJeeba 2 points3 points ago

It isn't from an episode. It's from The Big Dirty.

[–]Jamielynn80 0 points1 point ago

I haven't seen the movies yet...there are two I believe? When my husband first started watching the show, I thought wow this looks like the dumbest thing ever...it only took about 2 episodes to completely change my mind.

[–]joerankin 0 points1 point ago

i didnt realise i dont remember it by episodes i remember it like a map so like with different areas i remember different events, feelings ect. its weird

[–]Jamielynn80 1 point2 points ago

I don't recall exactly which part this was but I definitely cried when a certain somebody's house burned down. (Hope that is anti-spoilery enough).

[–]xWhackoJacko 16 points17 points ago

Oh my fuck.

[–]Venjamin 1 point2 points ago

I can't even comprehend being able to do that myself..

[–]RashRenegade 7 points8 points ago

I'm going to see these guys live on Thursday. Can't wait!

[–]idrinkirnbru 1 point2 points ago

Saw em live just before Xmas here in Glasgow, was a fuckin good time!

[–]chickenbean 0 points1 point ago

After the show, go to stage door. They are up for partying!

[–]RashRenegade 1 point2 points ago

My brother and I said we are NOT COMING HOME until we meet the boys. I'd love to party with them!

[–]dhp1161 5 points6 points ago

movie?

[–]RashRenegade 11 points12 points ago

Trailer Park Boys: The Big Dirty.

[–]slugo17 5 points6 points ago

I've talked to a lot of really smart people here, and they all say the big dirty is the way to go.

[–]cal679 7 points8 points ago

Can I please go back to jail just for one week to play in the hockey game?

[–]USMCsniper 5 points6 points ago

Fuck this court, fuck Jim Lahey, fuck randy, fuck those 2 idiot cops over there, fuck suit dummies- as a matter of fact, fuck legal aid. Fuck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken wings, fuck all the old wood in here, fuck the moon, fuck corn on the cob, fuck squirrels, fuck me, fuck you, fuck everything!

[–]RashRenegade 0 points1 point ago

It's all about change, man! Change!

[–]slugo17 0 points1 point ago

MOVIE NIGHT IS CANCELLED BECAUSE OF CATTLEASS!

[–]zeug666 6 points7 points ago

Also a great TV show.

[–]threeonone 4 points5 points ago

The only difference between me and you is a couple of drinks.

[–]yyx9 4 points5 points ago

Mr. Lahey I thought you were laying off the hard stuff.

[–]deeeteee 4 points5 points ago

the shit storm of shit town

[–]mgs1170 2 points3 points ago

Fuck off, Lahey.

[–]nthensome 8 points9 points ago

Can ya hear that Bo-Bandy?

The Shit votes are-a coming, boy.

[–]Cartel_Norcal 4 points5 points ago

get ready for the shit-nami

[–]reepdoots 6 points7 points ago

I sat two seats in front of Lahey and Randy on a plane to Halifax one time. Everyone kept trying to buy them rum and cokes - it was like 10 in the morning.

[–]Vitamin_DC 4 points5 points ago

Fools! That's Julian's drink.

[–]EnysAtSea 1 point2 points ago

But mr. lahey drinks vodka

[–]wallychamp 0 points1 point ago

Only out of water bottles.

[–]nthensome 2 points3 points ago

Mr. Jim Lahey, Sunnyvale trailer park supervisor.

Trailer Park Boys.

For those who don't know (or aren't Canadian)

[–]xSociety 2 points3 points ago

Frig off Lahey!!

[–]Ruddiger 2 points3 points ago

Piss driblets Mr. Lahey!

[–]dirtyduck383 5 points6 points ago

Looks like the start of alcohol drag racing, where you drink as much as you can, then try to get home before the alcohol hits you.

[–]dr-killjoy 1 point2 points ago*

I still kinda weep when I remember their restaurant closed, The Samsquatch burger was one of the best things I'll never eat again.

[–]trasofsunnyvale 1 point2 points ago

Well, Mr. Lahey loves liquor.

[–]chingyduster 1 point2 points ago

I miss the good ole days

[–]entsriseup 1 point2 points ago

You always win when you out crazy them.

[–]Cheehu 1 point2 points ago

Up vote for Trailer Park Boys.

[–]Meatwad555 1 point2 points ago

Wow, somebody put the gif I made on Reddit!

[–]TheGreatAnonymous 1 point2 points ago

The winds of shit....

[–]hornbuckle56 1 point2 points ago

Let's go home Bo-Bandy.

[–]rena1987 1 point2 points ago

Put a shirt on Randy!

[–]gangy86 1 point2 points ago

The shiticane's a comin!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Randy my boy.

[–]ct0853 1 point2 points ago

I am the liquor Julian!

[–]suppliesparty21 1 point2 points ago

best way to prepare to drive

[–]cdizz1e 1 point2 points ago

that looks like cheap whiskey, and if anyone can identify the kind, i will reproduce this, and post it. this is my only account. hold me to it.

[–]cosalich 4 points5 points ago

nearly all of the whiskey used in TPB is Alberta Premium, which is consistent with the shape of the mickey he's drinking from, and the black cap.

Of course, they actually just use iced tea in the show, but who's really keeping track?

[–]one__off 0 points1 point ago

Someone reverse this gif, for the love of Heyzues

[–]scumbagsebby 0 points1 point ago

I did that with Iced tea once.

[–]planet_rob 0 points1 point ago

How ya like me now hamburgler!??

[–]donutsalad 0 points1 point ago

Fun Fact: This gif has actually been reversed. You are watching it backwards.

[–]JarlaxleForPresident 0 points1 point ago

for some reason my brain read the title as "the best way to win an argument. I was like, "yeah, i guess that's one way to do it. at least you're winning in your own head." then i reread the title and it made more sense.

[–]Enlightenment777 0 points1 point ago

Only ONE MORE DRINK for the road

[–]mstrorbit 0 points1 point ago

I am currently experience the mother of all hangovers simply by watching that gif.

[–]psychomar 0 points1 point ago

If this were to be played backwards it would fucking insane.

[–]speak27 0 points1 point ago

Jim Lahey is a fuckin' drunk and he always will be.

[–]Christank 0 points1 point ago

Jim Lahey is a fuckin' drunk bastard

[–]iDirtyDianaX 0 points1 point ago

Or to end a life

[–]anonymousHacker 0 points1 point ago

Brace yourselves for TPB quotes, this shit happens at least once a week...

[–]qwertyterj 0 points1 point ago

That's maple syrup right?

[–]speedstix 0 points1 point ago

Don't you boys have some offs to fuck?

[–]linuxbman 0 points1 point ago

Just remember, what goes around is all around

[–]Esc4p3 0 points1 point ago

...and your life

[–]sw33tleafxx 0 points1 point ago

Love tpb, best thing to come out of my home town. It was always great being out and about and running into them randomly filming in different places.

[–]Mudface68 0 points1 point ago

There's a shit storm brewing!

[–]clonton 0 points1 point ago

fucking lahey!

[–]Mannequin_Republic 0 points1 point ago

Feel that Bubs? the way the shit clings to the air?

[–]Tedsville 0 points1 point ago

Hey look! It's Gut Cassidy and the Sundance cheeseburger

[–]mm2222 0 points1 point ago

Whats this from?

[–]nolongercreeper 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, the argument will be over when you die.

[–]carpe_deez 0 points1 point ago

I miss this show more than any other.

[–]alexandrustr 0 points1 point ago

Can someone please link the gif with sound? Thanks!

[–]Lecard[S] 1 point2 points ago

You only hear him drinking and the sound of the bottle dropping. YouTube search "Shithawks" and that should get you there. On my phone so hard to link.

[–]alexandrustr 1 point2 points ago

Thank you very much!

[–]pringle_king 0 points1 point ago

I love the Trailer Park Boys, but with this and our latest movie Hobo With a Shotgun, Nova Scotia's media must be making us look super-duper low brow!

[–]sssupply 0 points1 point ago

Just remember lahey, what's comes around is all around

[–]jumpingflea 0 points1 point ago

"But Mr. Lahey-" -"Randy." "Mr. Lahey, I-" -"Randy" "Mr. Lahe-" -Randy!"

[–]Jloot 0 points1 point ago

This belongs on r/drunk!

[–]Nightshade33 0 points1 point ago

CANADA! CANADA! CANADA!

[–]fykusfire 0 points1 point ago

"I'm sooory Lahey."

[–]Moots 0 points1 point ago

Absolute favorite scene from any of the seasons or movies. Jim Lahey is the greatest character ever created.

[–]flamboyantlygaycat 0 points1 point ago

Going to see the Trailer Park boys live show tonight, gonna get drunk as fuck tonight boys. I repeat, drunk as FUCK.

[–]FistThePooper6969 0 points1 point ago

Fuck off, Lahey!

[–]FappleComputer 0 points1 point ago

classic Lahey!!

[–]Vard0n 0 points1 point ago

Just a little drinky-poo, Randy.

[–]onox27 0 points1 point ago

jim lahey the inspirational cop

[–]TheBredditor 0 points1 point ago

You may be sexy Julian, but you can't teach me anything about liquor.

[–]igotkids 0 points1 point ago

http://www.tpbcentral.com - to anyone that hasn't best show to never make it to the states

[–]EnysAtSea 0 points1 point ago*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMM

[–]NewRoc914 0 points1 point ago

PATRICK SWAYZE!!!!

[–]Gr4yhound 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was Hunter S. Thompson until I came to the comments

[–]Wacocaine 1 point2 points ago

I did the same. Now I kind of want to check our Trailer Park Boys.

[–]wretcheddawn 0 points1 point ago

Dying in a car accident, yes, I suppose that would end an argument, but not what I'd consider optimal.

[–]RoseTaozen108 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin Jim Lahey!! Why don't you make like a boat go to fuckity offville

[–]slightlyuseful 0 points1 point ago

I was waiting for the "Oh my fuck.."

[–]Orval 0 points1 point ago

I did this once at a friends house while playing cards. No big deal, shrugged it off and kept playing.

Woke up 5 hours later on the couch. Apparently I threw up, fell off my chair and passed out. I still won the argument though.

[–]sushi303 0 points1 point ago

watch it backwards and he's throwing up alcohol while walking towards you

[–]z4qqqbs 0 points1 point ago

i love that show soo much, i wish i would be them sometime, but im in college sooo i cant

[–]Greflin 0 points1 point ago

Don't you have some offs to fuck?

[–]megafone 0 points1 point ago

Randy, I am the liquor.

[–]farfrmsane 0 points1 point ago

This is what got me into this show http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfq3c4Cf1Fs

[–]SuperCoupe 0 points1 point ago

I was wondering what Adam Sessler was up to after leaving G4.

[–]capisill88 0 points1 point ago

Ricky started as a little shit spark on the old shit flint, then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he became a raging shit bonfire...

[–]Tyranicide 0 points1 point ago

What you lookin at lahey? With your skirted egg...

[–]gravityblast300 0 points1 point ago

oh yes. which episode is this from? or is it one of the films?

[–]mKinG11 0 points1 point ago

ahhhh i miss this show!!!

[–]JustinFromMontebello 0 points1 point ago

I actually live in the same city where the used to film/live now, so I see the boys all the time.

[–]DubfunkingSTEP 0 points1 point ago

Jim Lahey is a drunk bastard!

[–]RoninShinigami 0 points1 point ago

Frick off Lahey

[–]necromundus 0 points1 point ago

Your argument is invalid if I'm too drunk to understand it!

[–]bijida 0 points1 point ago

time for some chicken fingers

[–]mrwoolery 0 points1 point ago

Don't take the car....You'll kill yourseeeeeeeeeelllllllllffffffff!!!!!

[–]ct0853 0 points1 point ago

The liquor works for me

[–]ct0853 0 points1 point ago

the liquor works for all of us

[–]bowdownbrowncow 0 points1 point ago

Hey Randy, Julian lovvvvves me!

[–]Purifiedx 0 points1 point ago

I gagged watching that.

[–]hilarygelfand 0 points1 point ago

puke, oh my lord. puking, puking now.

[–]RickRezz 0 points1 point ago

"That's what's been eatin' our fuckin' weed boys..... It's racons!!!"

[–]WagBoss -1 points0 points ago

The best way to die in a car accident.

[–]1nspect_Her_Gadget 0 points1 point ago

retitled: "monday, leaving for work"

[–]lafmai 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else really want to watch this gif backwards?

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[–]Winterpeg 2 points3 points ago

George Green: NOT ANOTHER NOTE BUBBLES!

Bubbles: strums it thricely

CUT TO: bubbles and julian in jail Julian: is ricky growing dope again?

[–]permaculture -1 points0 points ago

Drunk acting Oscar right there.

[–]VillainTricks 1 point2 points ago

Fuck off youtube.

[–]Always_smooth -1 points0 points ago

Shit, we didn't quite get the film we were hoping for, let's do it again. Take 4!

[–]RyanRaygun -1 points0 points ago

This was funnier when I saw it on r/reactiongifs

[–]tusocalypse -1 points0 points ago

Cory, Trevor.....you fucked up.