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[–]NeedsAttention 117 points118 points ago*

So if anyone actually wants to know how magnetism works, I figured I should give it a shot since its better than doing research right now.

Essentially, it comes down to two things: quantum mechanics (which describes the motion of microscopic particles) and relativity (which describes the motion of particles moving near the speed of light). It turns out that, relativity implies that a moving charge creates a magnetic field. What is a magnetic field you might ask? On a some level, a magnetic field is just something that you have to write down so that if you wiggle one charged particle, like an electron, another charged particle nearby wiggles in a very specific way that is confirmed by experiments.

If you take a small particle and move it around in a tight little circle, the magnetic field that it creates has a special name, called a dipole. You can think of a dipole as being a very small bar magnet. Just like everyday magnets, they have north and south poles that want to align the magnetics in the same direction (as well as pull them together) when north pole of one is placed near the south pole another, but misaligns them when they're placed next to each other.

It turns out that electrons like all particles, speaking very roughly, have an intrinsic rotation called "spin" predicted by quantum mechanics, and because the elections are charged, you might expect that just like a particle moving in a tight little loop, it creates a magnetic dipole field. In fact it, does, and this is way magnetism in everyday matter exists. Along with electrons, protons and neutrons have the same type of intrinsic rotation as electrons, but because they're so big, it turns out that the magnetic field they produce is tiny; again speaking roughly this is because they're so large that they don't have to rotate as quickly in order to have the same angular momentum, so they create a smaller magnetic field than electrons. All of the magnetism that you're used too comes essentially from electrons and their interactions with one another.

But that's not the whole story. The other important part comes from quantum mechanics. It turns out that, independently of the fact that two charged particles repel each other, two electrons can't occupy the same state as each other, which is called the pauli exclusion principle. Because quantum mechanically the spin or dipole moment of an electron either points up or points down (just these two possibilities! very weird) the electrons have two: either two electrons point in the same direction, or they point in opposite directions. If they point in the same direction, the pauli principle says that they can't occupy the same region, but if they point in opposite directions, they can can occupy the same space. Of course, electrons have the same charge so they repel each other so its better if they aren't in the same spatial region; therefore the electron spins tend to point in the same direction. This is called an exchange interaction.

So here's what happens in everyday magnets. Usually in these, each atom of the magnet has an odd number of electrons so the whole atom has a net magnetic dipole. The magnetic dipoles of two adjacent atoms interact with each other just like i described above. However, if this was the only way atoms interact, we would not have macroscopic (human scale) magnets since the two magnetic dipoles want to point in opposite directions for some orientations of the two dipoles. In addition, however, the electrons in an atom tend to align their dipole moments with the electrons in a neighboring atom because of the exchange interaction, and if the exchange interaction is large enough, depending on the specific types of atoms/how close they are, all of the magnetic moments point in the same direction! This is a beautiful example of microscopic interactions (on the order of an angstrom or 10-10 m) give rise to order on a macroscopic length scale (a few centimeters), as well as something rather profound called spontaneous symmetry breaking

This kind of magnetism is called ferromagnetism. Sometimes in ferromagnets the normal wiggling of atoms at room temperature make it impossible for the little magnetic dipole moments to pick one direction to line up in, and there's no net magnetism. However, if you apply large magnetic field you can overcome this wiggling and create a whats called a paramagnet. This is what's happening when you put an iron magnet next to, say a paper clip, and the paper clip is attracted to the iron: you've created a temporary magnet in the paper clip that eventually disappears because of the normal wiggling of and the dipole interactions between the paper clip atoms. In other types of materials the magnetic field actually effects the orbits of electrons in addition to their little magnetic orientations. These are called diamagnets, and it turns out that they respond to magnet field in the opposite way: they tend to reduce magnetic field due to an adjacent piece of iron, rather than enhance it like other magnets. A super cool example of this are superconductors. In normal kinds of metals the movement of electrons try to cancel applied magnetic field, but the charged atoms of the metal are wiggling a lot and knock the atoms around too much. But if you cool a superconductor down to low enough temperatures, the electrons actually form special pairs and can move around in little circles without getting knocked around. Just like in diamagnets, magnetic dipole fields are produced by these little circulating electron pairs and actually completely cancel the applied field. The result is that the magnets actually float in midair:

meissner effect

Other times, if the exchange interaction is weak enough, and the shape of the magnet is right, the dipole moments aren't strong enough to pick one overall direction and the magnet forms little regions called domains, where there is a net magnetic moment but different domains can have different directions even if they're right next to each other. This is how modern hard drives work- the little domains point in two directions corresponding to 1s and 0s.

So I strongly doubt anyones made it this far, but what the hell, it was a good break from research! Plus I need attention.

And if you haven't seen this, Feynman the man explains it a lot better than I can:

feynman on magnets

[–]mawkish 9 points10 points ago

This was awesome to read. Thank you!

[–]NeedsAttention 6 points7 points ago

Glad you enjoyed it!

[–]Basic_Stance 29 points30 points ago

...TL;DR...

Magic...right?

[–]nauree 10 points11 points ago

TL;DR: We don't actually know what causes magnetism kind of like gravity. We just know its an inherit property and that there doesnt exist a monopole magnet.

[–]szatanovsky 4 points5 points ago

you have made my day good sir. this kind of stuff is just AMAZING to learn! if you have any more on another topic i will gladly read it all. you put it so simply anyone can understand it! cheers.

also - how about the duality of electrons? on a microscopic scale - don't they behave like photons [meaning they are sometimes waves]? if so - how can a spin be accounted for a wave here? cheers

[–]NeedsAttention 1 point2 points ago

That's absolutely right- electrons really travel as waves, so its impossible to know the position and velocity at the same time (this is the Heisenberg uncertainty principle); often electrons are in a momentum state, meaning that you do know the momentum at the cost of all information about the position. Hence its a delocalized wave. When you measure the electron you actually change its state, meaning you force it to choose a position at the cost of blurring its momentum. Hence its a localized particle.

A similar thing happens with spin. Just as quantum fluctuations blur the position and momentum of a particle, quantum fluctuations blur the direction of electron spin: it is fundamentally impossible for the electron spin to have a well defined direction. Instead, the best you can do is measure one of the three components and see that it either points in the direction with an amount 1/2, or opposite that direction with an amount 1/2 (the total spin is actually sqrt(3/4), so some of the spin is pointing in the plane perpendicular to this). In measuring the electron spin in that particular direction, you change the state of the electron, completely blurring the spin direction in the plane perpendicular to the direction you measured. So spin is a wave in the same sense as the motion of the whole electron is a wave, i.e. it's blurry, measuring it changes its state and that only some information about it change be extracted because measuring it changes the state of the spin. Very weird!

[–]aggibridges 4 points5 points ago

I know some of those words!

[–]oieoie 2 points3 points ago

came in just to upboat...fantastic write up

[–]phaynt 1 point2 points ago

People always laughed at the "Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?" but I never really understood how (and I still really don't). Thanks for this!

[–]cerulean_blue 1 point2 points ago

Wow maybe ICP isn't as dumb as I thought after all...

[–]Quotes_Calvin 382 points383 points ago

Sounds like something my dad would say to me.

Calvin: "How do bank machines work, Dad?"

Dad: "Well, let's say you want 25 dollars. You punch in the amount, and behind the machine, there's a guy with a printing press who makes the money and sticks it out this slot."

Calvin: "Sort of like the guy who lives up in our garage and opens the door?"

Dad: "Exactly."

[–]mingtastic 134 points135 points ago

I used to think there were midgets in traffic lights with walky talkies and had 3 switches infront of them for the three colours. turns out thats not true..

[–]Shmackledorf 56 points57 points ago

I thought the EXACT same thing when i was little! And car accidents happened when the midgets fucked up.. Damn midgets..

[–]icedmetal57 17 points18 points ago

So that's why they get blamed for traffic accidents. I always wondered why so many people blamed midgets for traffic accidents.

[–]Larillia 9 points10 points ago

My father also convinced my older brother of this. Apparently he believed for many years that the reason you didn't see many midgets out and about was because they were always so busy working at the traffic lights.

[–]BanditoRojo 10 points11 points ago

The world would not work without those hardworking midgets.

[–]4packpalmleaves 143 points144 points ago

how come black people say nigga please but they dont say nigga thank you or nigga youre welcome

[–]Beardstone 34 points35 points ago

my friend jamal just said that's only the rude black people lol

[–]Chomskyhonky 60 points61 points ago

my nigga rae kwon just said jamals a soft ass uncle tom fo bein friends wit yo wite ass

[–]ryan2point0 18 points19 points ago

Nigga please

[–]ObiWanKodos 22 points23 points ago

Nigga, s'il vous plait.

[–]DragonBonecrusher 6 points7 points ago*

Negro, por favor!

[–]DaUsed 10 points11 points ago

so ignant

[–]bamfsalad 0 points1 point ago

Nigga thank you.

[–]HackyJindra 3 points4 points ago

nigga you welcome

[–]saucedancer 10 points11 points ago

As a wise old black lady I overheard on the bus once said, "Nigga you all up in the kool-aid and you don't even kno da flava"

That is, you're going in way over your head here.

[–]hexapus 17 points18 points ago

Gooby pls.

[–]theporkroll 7 points8 points ago

fak u dolan

[–]phantasma186 8 points9 points ago

k

[–]MudkipMao 10 points11 points ago

[–]rakimallah 1 point2 points ago

There isn't any context to begin with.

[–]Electricmle 9 points10 points ago

I used to think there was a lady singing inside the radio.

[–]ObidiahWTFJerwalk 15 points16 points ago

You're joking (I hope). But it was actually a crushing disappointment for me when I found out that radio stations just played records. (Which they did when I found out. I'm old.) It seemed, to my young and naive mind, a terrible fraud that the bands were not actually at the radio station performing live.

[–]papa-jones 15 points16 points ago

When I was in kindergarten, I thought that when the national anthem was played there was a live band in the gym playing into a microphone. Every other week we had a gym class first thing in the morning, so I would run down to the gym as fast as I could, to try to see the band before they packed up. I wanted to see the instruments, I thought they would be neat. I figured I must have just missed them every time. Did that every morning of every other week for almost a year before I realised it was a recording.

[–]mr_tw 8 points9 points ago

Sometimes they do

[–]Ohheybbycakez 1 point2 points ago

I used to think there were tiny people behind the black screens singing through a tiny microphone. :|

[–]MrTurtleSlap 3 points4 points ago

Where's Shittywatercolour when you need him?

[–]daoddfahda 4 points5 points ago

This is the third time I've read that comment today. Reddit needs a Shittywatercolour Bat Signal.

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[–]lufraf 22 points23 points ago

[–]mcdickolson 9 points10 points ago

Fun fact: my English teacher is the brother of Bill Watterson. My teacher explains that he's really Calvin and his brother Bill is more like Hobbes, which makes sense if you hear him answer a question on "Free Education Fridays" (when he lets us ask anything anonymously on slips of paper). Every answer, from physics to philosophy, is a Calvin answer.

[–]ufo8314 2 points3 points ago

Seriously?? How much can I pay you to get something autographed by Bill?? I think I've memorized every strip he made.

Or have him do an AMA!!

[–]UncleTogie 2 points3 points ago

Or have him do an AMA!!

I can NOT second this enough... Moderate the hell out of it and/or prep Watterson beforehand.

[–]mcdickolson 1 point2 points ago

This is going to sound really lame, but. I'm not going to ask him to do an AMA. Mr. Watterson is a great guy, and to ask him to do so would kind of be a betrayal of his trust. His brother is a bit of a recluse and very much a family man--has never moved from his hometown, and his only concession to financial success over the years has been to replace his old, crappy car with an Audi. Which he then replaced with a minivan. Mr. Watterson has, over the years, received a fair bit of fan mail on behalf of his brother from people who track him down. He's always ignored it. He loves his brother and sees him as just that--his brother.

[–]Krispydp 1 point2 points ago

Any more specific stories? The irony of "Calvin" becoming a teacher haha

[–]Georgious 5 points6 points ago

Holy crap this subreddit just made my night

[–]NotorietyPersonified 8 points9 points ago

Just like the guy in the printer who draws everything I print out.

[–]2Infinit 4 points5 points ago

Used to believe mice trapped in the walls and appliances ran the machinery at the flick of a switch. Imagine, tons of mice forced to make modern conveniences work... I realized it was improbable after thinking about all the times I would forget to feed them.

[–]Jeveuxlabitte 2 points3 points ago

Fuck I wish I could find that post someone did of a brothel of dead rat corpses stuffed in their stove; the image won't leave my mind now :'(.

[–]KogiBeef 1 point2 points ago

[–]Jeveuxlabitte 1 point2 points ago

Mmm yup! That's the one

[–]whitesoxdude21 1 point2 points ago

So basically this?

[–]phan62 90 points91 points ago

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about magnets to refute it.

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[–]icedmetal57 5 points6 points ago

No, that just makes the bar smell like trash.

[–]harabec01 6 points7 points ago

Mac show us some of those karate moves.

[–]ani625 4 points5 points ago

Head over to /r/ShittyAskScience!

[–]HappyWithTheCrabs 1 point2 points ago

"science is whatever we want it to be." -Dr Leo Spaceman

[–]pharris414 87 points88 points ago*

quick, somebody tell ICP

[–]Daolpu 118 points119 points ago

[–]pharris414 14 points15 points ago

lol... if you made that I applaud you..

[–]Daolpu 31 points32 points ago

I made it one month and one day ago according to the file info. Been waiting eagerly to post it some where relevant. I'd like to thank the OP for and your comment for allowing me to finally do so.

[–]pharris414 13 points14 points ago

the stars aligned and so became the best aliens meme ever....

[–]OfcDangle 7 points8 points ago

You're one prepared SOB. The randomness of your Imgur account must be mind boggling.

[–]Daolpu 10 points11 points ago*

http://i.imgur.com/9BEef.jpg Second column, just under halfway down is 'magnets.jpg' which has been waiting to be used.

[–]needmoarbass 6 points7 points ago

Thank you for using your own effort, creativity and originality to make your own memes, gifs, etc.

Every time I see an old, overused, unoriginal reaction gif or macro a little bit of me dies inside.

[–]Daolpu 4 points5 points ago

Hah, thanks. I don't always make my own, but I really like some of the gifs that are commonly used. That 'psd ' folder has a couple that I've done. Mostly just grabbing video from youtube, converting to an avi and snipping the important part and then den-interlacing it or something if it needs it, then making it a gif.

[–]AmIDoinThisRite 1 point2 points ago

This made me magnets more then it should have.

[–]ICutLikeABuffalo 2 points3 points ago

I like that the guy in the gas pump is smoking.

[–]Fivec 19 points20 points ago

Y'all motherfuckers lyin'

And gettin' me pissed.

[–]kitkatstar 9 points10 points ago

fuckin' miracles!

[–]pharris414 6 points7 points ago

because everyone wants the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

[–]BenicioDelTaco 4 points5 points ago

I specifically came to the comments for this.

[–]TFJ 1 point2 points ago

[–]evanthesquirrel 12 points13 points ago

[–]pseudolobster 26 points27 points ago

From the venerable Fake Science tumblr.

[–]TreyMetal 5 points6 points ago

"...and I ain't going to listen to a scientist; yall mutha fuckas lyin' and gettin' me pissed" -I.C.P.

[–]Sopps 11 points12 points ago

Seems simple enough.

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[–]Effthebitch 3 points4 points ago

You just reposted your own fucking post, didn't you? You deleted this post from a month ago and created this post with the EXACT SAME IMGUR LINK. Same title, same link, all of it. You just found a Reddit loophole I didn't even know existed. I dunno, maybe it wasn't your post, but it's weird. That's all I'm sayin'.

[–]mtk88 4 points5 points ago

are kids just small? or are they far away?

[–]A_Wild_Snorlax 3 points4 points ago

I emailed this directly to the insane clown posse, I await their response.

[–]captain_krk 1 point2 points ago

dammit... that's what I was gonna say.

[–]grimfel 11 points12 points ago

I don't think they understand the gravity of the situation.

[–]Penleg 3 points4 points ago

they might be pulling our leg

[–]RussianFedora 10 points11 points ago

"I actually found the science of this quite attractive"

"Personally, I think it's shocking that someone could believe this"

"A single poster can't fully encompass the subject"

"I think it's Ironic that you guys are arguing about a humorous picture"

"magnets"

There, I just saved you all lots of time. Now go look at cat pictures with your freed up day.

[–]Penleg 6 points7 points ago

[–]mrjaksauce 3 points4 points ago

[–]Sniglet5000 3 points4 points ago

Magnets, they bring paper clips to you

[–]zacura23 3 points4 points ago

this doesn't seem right, but I don't know enough about magnets to disagree with you.

[–]fluxyourself 6 points7 points ago

I work for a company that sells magnets. I cant wait to see what happens tomorrow when this picture is hung everywhere.

[–]Watergems 5 points6 points ago

Prepare yourself for the influx of magnet memes.

[–]r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCK 2 points3 points ago

Can someone who's smarter than me confirm this?

[–]bardfaust 7 points8 points ago

This is indeed how magnets work.

[–]ExK4 1 point2 points ago

Double confirm here.

[–]sebso 1 point2 points ago

[–]zzephyr 2 points3 points ago

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[–]Stop_Sign 4 points5 points ago

Wait, magnets don't contain gravity.

[–]el_jesus 10 points11 points ago

I think you might be onto something

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[–]DizeazedFly[!] 1 point2 points ago

Best explanation I've heard yet

[–]SwampFox22 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for not putting this in /r/WTF .

[–]CarnivalForce 1 point2 points ago

Compared to magnetism, gravity is a very weak force.

[–]city18 1 point2 points ago

Fucking magnets, how do they work? Now we know.

[–]bolt_krank 1 point2 points ago

Do we know enough about gravity to say it's not related in anyway to magnetic forces ?

[–]Pappy1193 1 point2 points ago

Yup. Gravity is a force related to masses while magnetism is related to charge. Both deal with distances between two masses or charges though. Magnetism is also much stronger.

[–]worshipthis 1 point2 points ago

Funny story. At 4 or 5, I thought the TV was a stage play with little people in the box (I'm old, so no DVR, VCR, or DVD at the time).

One day I recognized a guy from TV in our apartment building (or more likely my dad did, and said hey, this guy is on TV). So I asked the obvious question:

"How do you get smaller to get inside the box?"

His answer -- he said he scrunched himself up really small, and he demonstrated by getting into a crouch, holding his knees up close to his body.

Well I'm no fool, I knew that wouldn't make sense in a show where there were lots of little 10" people standing up and moving around... so I think the gears began to turn that day.

[–]Notorioustranger23 1 point2 points ago

WRONG! IT'S MAGIC!!!!!!!

[–]sigaven 1 point2 points ago

How much does a piece of gravity weigh? :O

[–]quikmcmuffins 1 point2 points ago

magic and fucking miracles all up in dis bitch

[–]DRRB 1 point2 points ago

[–]David_Jay 1 point2 points ago

For a second I thought this was the actual explanation... I have no idea how magnets work.

[–]richardcox 1 point2 points ago

Love how the word 'gravity' is a slightly different color...

The metal still contains pieces of gravity inside it

[–]invigilatora 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, that makes it. It looks like it's in a textbook.

[–]TheRedDuke 1 point2 points ago

I think this was the first internet thing I ever saw.

[–]bonesaw1000 1 point2 points ago

This feels like the scientists are lying to me.

[–]Fisting_Village 1 point2 points ago

Miracles

[–]fawkesmulder 1 point2 points ago

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Miracles.

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[–]Fausto1981 1 point2 points ago

lol @ pieces of gravity! :D

[–]roarbenitt 1 point2 points ago

two reasons why I dont think this is true.

If it was gravity then it would attract other things then metal.

On the subatomic level gravity gravity does not seam to have an effect on the particles, Yet there is magnetism to pull the cations and the anions together, Meaning that magnetism is not gravity.

[–]snoman 1 point2 points ago

Dat north gravity

[–]Townshenge 1 point2 points ago

Can't argue with that logic

[–]nicholmikey 1 point2 points ago

Fucking posters getting me pissed

[–]igotl2k 1 point2 points ago

oh and I thought they are coated with some kind of special glue

[–]EnysAtSea 1 point2 points ago

brb gonna go harvest some gravity

[–]fenomenom 1 point2 points ago

seriously though... I understand that the electrons align in a way that creates a magnetic field. But thats the 6th grade answer. It still doesn't tell you how magnets work, it just tells you the structure of the magnet.

So you wind up with, "derp, magnets work because the generate a magnetic field, and uh, also I have now idea why a magnetic field attracts its polar opposite."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Read the Bible.

[–]joetromboni 2 points3 points ago

¯\ (ツ)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Finally I understand them!

[–]woolydawg5 0 points1 point ago

Looks like we just discovered the Grand Unified Theory...

[–]VR46 0 points1 point ago

It's still gots the G's in it. I've always wondered...

[–]Leroy_J 0 points1 point ago

Wat

[–]fucksmith 0 points1 point ago

But how does gravity work?

[–]FBFismyspiritanimal 0 points1 point ago

And all this time I thought magnets worked because they contained solar radiation in one part. Glad I got it straightened out now.

[–]cyclopeanDepths 0 points1 point ago

Feynman explaining magnets.! One of my favorite videos of him.

[–]mrclarkgriswold 0 points1 point ago

I had a babysitter once who told me that if I broke open the TV screen, the ravens that lived inside of it would fly out and peck my eyes out. All I'm saying is never break a TV, y'all...

[–]MisterDonkey 0 points1 point ago

Kinda like how my sneakers give me more hang-time in basketball. Magnets were actually used to remove some of the pieces of gravity from the soles.

[–]I_are_God 0 points1 point ago

Bill O'reilly = brettadabest

[–]omegaweapon 0 points1 point ago

i got so many magnets i'm gonna make a black hole, bitch

[–]cbrown818 0 points1 point ago

[–]bananapanther 0 points1 point ago

[–]1nk3d 0 points1 point ago

Can we let this guy know

[–]hippostiptoes 0 points1 point ago

they have tiny pieces of science in them

[–]amap100 0 points1 point ago

i fucking knew it!

[–]Cyanide_Cola 0 points1 point ago

....So, what you're saying is, it's not a mother fucking miracle? TIL...

[–]ThisRedditorIsDrunk 0 points1 point ago

Nah, man, magnetism and gravity don't exist. There is only love and strife. Magnets are attracted to things it loves and is repealed by things in which there is strife. This is true of gravity. Everything loves the ground. Just ask Empedocles.

[–]richard_photograph 0 points1 point ago

fuck those try NEW IMPROVED MAGNET!!! NOW WITH 50% MORE PIECES OF GRAVITY!!

[–]EatMorePaint 0 points1 point ago

TIL How magnets work :)

[–]yrogerg123 0 points1 point ago

Now that doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about where magnets come from to dispute it.

[–]Ubaralook 0 points1 point ago

You have finally answered the age old question "Fucking magnets, how do they work?!?" Thank you for your contributions to society.

[–]Pappy1193 0 points1 point ago

In layman's terms, magnets are metallic materials that contain electrons that can move freely throughout the material. Movement of electrons is current, and current also creates a magnetic field.

[–]IndieGamerRid 0 points1 point ago

Is this from the fakescience tumblr? It looks and sounds like something they'd post...if so, you should redirect the link to that page, giving them the credit they deserve.

[–]arisasdf 1 point2 points ago

Yes, yes it is. This person should feel bad.

[–]JAsherP 0 points1 point ago

It's the only logical explanation.

[–]StoryGopher 0 points1 point ago

Well the earths magnetic poles leave traces of its state in newly formed rocks and paleontologists can use that to trace tectonic plate movement and shit. But those traces a destroyed when rock is heated to its melting point.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

All I saw was: Good Guy Greg Good Guy Greg Good Guy Greg...

[–]Severok 0 points1 point ago

Im building a shed in the backyard. How do I make sure I get all the gravity out of the metal? I dont want all my tools getting stuck to the wall.

[–]bwcajohn 0 points1 point ago

Muthafuckin miracles.

[–]bruzdnconfuzd 0 points1 point ago

Free Gravity Included!

[–]Ska_Jones 0 points1 point ago

Fucking miracles man..

[–]DarTouiee 0 points1 point ago

Please tell me someone told Insane Clown Posse about this?

EDIT: source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_-agl0pOQfs#t=111s

[–]Aleksander73 0 points1 point ago

Insane Clown Posse will be happy to see this picture. They don't know how magnets work.

Fucking magnets, how do they work?!

[–]Sentriculus 0 points1 point ago

Not true at all!

[–]Rieklin 0 points1 point ago

Can't tell if serious, or sarcastic.

[–]bac0nfac3 0 points1 point ago

Who are the CLOWNS that wrote this piece of misinformation?!?!

[–]feelixxx 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting an ICP joke :(

[–]TruthAboutMagnets 0 points1 point ago

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[–]HiOnAir 0 points1 point ago

Send it to the juggalos!

[–]Remember_Prometheus 0 points1 point ago

They got little bits of gravity stuck in em and shit.

[–]tehweave 0 points1 point ago

We should probably tell the ICP guys this.

[–]elmarko44 0 points1 point ago

We are ICP and we approve of this message

[–]herbg22 0 points1 point ago

I see you've been to the Creation Museum? Or do they not believe in gravity either, and think it's just God holding everything down?

[–]lowsodiumpolio 0 points1 point ago

I don't care how many times I see this; it's still hilarious.

[–]Xynium 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because 15 years ago, 75% of amerifats knew magnets were working like this.

[–]SmokeMeOutNow 0 points1 point ago

Somebody please explain this to violent j and shaggy.

[–]bruhbruh925 0 points1 point ago

Somebody get this information to the Juggalos stat. THEY NEED TO KNOW

[–]Miraga 0 points1 point ago

Someone should probably send this to Violent J.

[–]pjocon4 0 points1 point ago

utterly flawless logic

[–]Glostick 0 points1 point ago

You should crosspost this to /r/physics, we love this kind of stuff

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Silly. That's how gravity works in Texas for poor people.

[–]soarhigh 0 points1 point ago

There is something divine about magnets! ...so sorry that mankind has cracked even this the riddle/phenomenon.

[–]Big_Gravy 0 points1 point ago

Quick someone call ICP?!

[–]monkyboy74 0 points1 point ago

But here is the real question - fucking blankets, how do they work?

[–]ForgettableUsername 0 points1 point ago

And gravity comes from the ground because they both start with 'g.'

[–]glenlikespie 0 points1 point ago

Home schooling at its finest.

[–]dubshock 0 points1 point ago

those christians.. damn..

[–]BigWhowa 0 points1 point ago

FUCKIN MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?! -Insane Clown Posse

[–]Elohttub 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin magnets.... how do they work?

[–]GoodTex 0 points1 point ago

I have my physics final today, this explanation is going to help me pass.

[–]Bonadoos 0 points1 point ago

I hopes someone would like to the stupid rapping clowns confused by magnets

[–]Stackleberries5 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit.

[–]thisgameissoreal 0 points1 point ago

Magnets, your own personal source of gravity.