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[–]PerpaDerp 127 points128 points ago*

FENDER TOO LOW, PAINT IS CHIPPED, 2/10 WOULD NOT BANG.

[–]McSquizzee 9 points10 points ago

TOO*... SORRY. I'LL ASSUME BAG IS CORRECT.

[–]PerpaDerp 11 points12 points ago

TYPING WITH ONE HAND IS HARD! LOL HARD.

[–]NumberOneBrony 191 points192 points ago

i like how they block out the licence plate. you know to protect the cars identity, so as not to embarrass it.

[–]ndahn 34 points35 points ago

Actually, I think they're blocking out the Chevy logo...

[–]Wolfram161 16 points17 points ago

Achieves the same effect, doesn't it?

[–]IGrammarGood 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was a ford

[–]llbean 148 points149 points ago

I watched this episode, he actually "fucks" his car, either he gets under it and humps it, or jacks off inside of it. On the show he brings his dad out to tell him about himself and Chad (I think that is the name of his carfriend), of course his dad was as confused and creeped out as reddit is.

[–]sk8withk8 177 points178 points ago

It KILLED me that not only was he a car fucker, but a gay car fucker at that.

[–]TheCannon[S] 153 points154 points ago

A man comes into a Psychiatrist's office saying he has a very serious problem.

He sits down on the couch and proceeds to tell the Doctor that he has fallen completely in love with his pig. At first, he tells the Doctor, it was just physical. But after months of their "lovemaking", he began to have very deep and serious emotional attachments to the pig. It was becoming too much. He had even considered leaving his wife and children and running off with the pig to a far away mountain top where they could be alone, just the two of them, for ever and ever.

The Psychiatrist pondered for a long moment, obviously careful about what he would say. "Well," said the Doctor, "is this pig a male or a female?"

"What, are you crazy Doc?!" Said the man, obviously frizzled. "She's a girl! What do you think I am, some kind of fag?"

[–]IAmAZoophile 23 points24 points ago

As I understand, this is 'material' taken from an interview Dan Savage did with a guy in a relationship with his horse turned into a joke.

Punchline's basically exactly the same, though.

[–]monkeyjay 9 points10 points ago

I read this in a rude joke book when I was 10 (except it was a camel for some reason). Which makes it older than 1990.

[–]digijin 11 points12 points ago

upvote for relevant username

[–]CitizenPremier 1 point2 points ago

I've heard that furries are often homophobic.

[–]theeternalnoob 1 point2 points ago

This actually happened to Dan Savage. "I am not a HOMOSEXUAL!!!"

[–]distantkorean 1 point2 points ago

And when he's feeling real dirty, he changes his oil and rotates his wheels.. all. Night. Long.

[–]sabreteeth 13 points14 points ago

The dad's reaction

"... is this because I was never around?"

[–]Anev 6 points7 points ago

Why doesn't the dad take his hand off the car...WHY???

[–]ramsay_baggins 1 point2 points ago

He actually handled that way better than I thought he would!

[–]gngstrMNKY 26 points27 points ago

I guess someone should post these pictures. NSFW.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 47 points48 points ago

The second link was already purple for me.

[–]SlightlyAmbiguous 15 points16 points ago

Why am I not surprised.

[–]CrivensMcJugs 1 point2 points ago

... all three were purple...

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 2 points3 points ago

Oh, don't get me wrong, I've seen all those pictures before. Just the second one I had visited that exact link apparently.

[–]BeastInJeans 12 points13 points ago

DRAGONS FUCKING CARS! I haven't seen that show since I was a kid.

[–]MasterAssBlaster 1 point2 points ago

Some of the best Saturday mornings of my life!

[–]Arcadefirefly 8 points9 points ago

this fetish seems oddly specific

[–]IGrammarGood 13 points14 points ago

I'm okay with the first one, because fuck miatas. But when I saw the barracuda, it really pissed me off

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

fuck miatas

indeed, sir.

[–]TheNecromancer 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of my days on ED...

[–]Saifire18 4 points5 points ago

oh right, chad sounds like the right name. I was thinking it was jason. Still, it was a very weird episode. I wonder if chad takes it in the tailpipe, if ya know what I mean.

[–]i_fap_faps 18 points19 points ago

It's actually "Chase" I'm watching it as we speak.

[–]Etab 3 points4 points ago

His car's name is Chase.

(I wonder if that's because the car is a Chevy.)

[–]reddit_beats_college 1 point2 points ago

I never made that connection... you, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

[–]Etab 1 point2 points ago

I've watched the episode twice and only made the connection while typing out my post.

[–]who_took_my_cookies 211 points212 points ago

Interviewer: So how do you feel about your relationship?

Car: Honestly, I'm at odds with Joe. He's very sweet and caring, but sometimes he take me for granted. Like, the other night, I was beat. We'd been out all day, and then at 3 in the morning, he thinks its a great idea to just wake me up to go out. Nowhere in particular...just out. And he's always waxing me and washing me, which I don't mind so much, but then he turns around and parades me in front of his friends....sometimes I just feel so used....but I know he loves me.

[–]Saifire18 40 points41 points ago

Isn't the car's name jason or something like that? I remember seeing this episode and just WTFing for a good week or so. I think about it every time I see my neighbor obsessively working on his truck.

[–]eyeofthetiger11 53 points54 points ago

Chase!

[–]YourMachine 30 points31 points ago

I get it. Chevy Chase.

[–]Saifire18 8 points9 points ago

you're right, i had to look up the episode on youtube

[–]i_fap_faps 15 points16 points ago*

Link?

EDIT: All good... I found it further down the thread!

[–]PatAunces 28 points29 points ago

If everyone found out, I'm worried it may affect my job

He says on the TV show he agreed to go on.

[–]i_fap_faps 11 points12 points ago

What job could he possibly have? Car sales man? I mean "Car Pimp".

[–]partymansion 1 point2 points ago

Or maybe just a car/human matchmaker. "Have I got a Ford for you, pal!"

[–]FuriousFapmaster 5 points6 points ago

I guess I'll have to thank JesusIsAFucker for uploading that.

[–]dogsarefun 3 points4 points ago

they show that same shot of him kissing the front bumper of his car at least 900 times.

[–]EyhSteve 1 point2 points ago

This entire episode is full of wtf

[–]Bread_Heads 1 point2 points ago

He sounds like Lt. Dangle from Reno 911.

[–]alphaweiner 1 point2 points ago

Yes! As soon as he started talking I thought that too.

[–]fozzyfreakingbear 4 points5 points ago

I'm pretty sure anything I ever do is plain Jane normal now. I could probably get a girl to do anal by showing her this video.

I'm so WTF right now. I don't even.

[–]CONGART 1 point2 points ago

I need to get my life together.

[–]OurNameIsLegion 3 points4 points ago

Sauce?

[–]goldenlights 4 points5 points ago

I haven't seen this guy before, but if you're interested in objectum sexuals check out the documentary Married to the Eiffel Tower.

[–]mwilkens 1 point2 points ago

It's from a show called "My Strange Addiction"

[–]Cellophanehogwash 94 points95 points ago

CILF

[–]BelievesInGod 11 points12 points ago

I shouldn't have laughed at that...

[–]ani625 2 points3 points ago

Sigh. Back in my day, it used to be CILB.

[–]camma0 1 point2 points ago

Car I'd Like to Bang?

[–]WeSC 2 points3 points ago

Cars I'd Like to Boot?

[–]jamesbarbour 2 points3 points ago

car I'd like to bone?

[–]PHALLUS_OF_MALICE 4 points5 points ago

Country I'd like to bomb?

[–]CAPSFTWLOL 34 points35 points ago

Thank you for not titling it "Forever Alone Level: X"

[–]coffeeknight 26 points27 points ago

Yea, I had a really hard time watching this episode.

[–]WoodburyMN 3 points4 points ago

What show is this from?

[–]Pepp_Pepp 17 points18 points ago

"Objectiophilia is when a person develops a strong emotional and sexual relationship with an inanimate object. Some cases include attractions to a roller coaster, an elevator and the Eiffel Tower."

sounds like some up and down relationships.

[–]tweedsly 5 points6 points ago

can't stop watching.. what. the. actual. fuck.

[–]DoodleBug9361 7 points8 points ago

Look up the one where the chick drinks her piss! It's awful, yet impossible to stop watching....

[–]Mister_Doc 14 points15 points ago

Didn't know that Bear Grylls had a daughter...

[–]butterthighs 1 point2 points ago

Crazy!! I sat in front of the tv repeating WHAT. THE. FUCK. the entire episode.

[–]DoodleBug9361 1 point2 points ago

That whole show is one big WTF party

[–]jmarita1 3 points4 points ago

I wish you could see my face while I watched that.

[–]PerpaDerp 2 points3 points ago

Oh god. That other story is just too titillating.

[–]CUNT_SMASH_ANAL_FUCK 2 points3 points ago

That baby powder cant be safe.. what the fuck

[–]MrsMcD123 1 point2 points ago

There is so much on that show that's gotta be extremely harmful. One girl drinks gasoline, another drinks nail polish. Another one ate almost nothing but cat treats.

[–]coffeeknight 6 points7 points ago

My Strange Addiction

[–]WoodburyMN 2 points3 points ago

[–]ParticipleDangler 8 points9 points ago*

That gets really WTF toward the end: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqtgWw141ro&t=4m33s

If someone just, like, gave me this car... 'you have it for eight hours, do whatever you want' – yeah, I would take it home and rape it silly.

EDIT: This is a different episode though.
EDIT2: This is from a British series called Strangelove. Full episode here

[–]JustForCancer 3 points4 points ago

That's the time I noticed the raging boner.

[–]worskies 2 points3 points ago

Boner at 4:17

[–]snakefur 1 point2 points ago

I could watch the one with the women who digs in her ears violently. It was just too gross to watch her dig and dig to no end.

[–]Is_This_WTF 31 points32 points ago

Mechaphilia. Indeed a strange fetish, it's actually treated as a crime in some nations.

[–]TheCannon[S] 39 points40 points ago

Will someone think of the cars?!

[–]PerpaDerp 31 points32 points ago

PLEASE THAT CAR WAS ASKING FOR IT WITH THOSE PINSTRIPES. GOD!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

She had some thin pinstripes on

[–]PerpaDerp 5 points6 points ago

DOES THIS CAR DO REQUESTS? FUCK.

[–]hitlerwasright 30 points31 points ago

If women can be sexually attracted to cars, why can't men?

[–]srd178 45 points46 points ago

you spelled money wrong.

[–]acosmichippo 1 point2 points ago

...it's actually treated as a crime in some nations.

Italy.

[–]godwin12319 11 points12 points ago

i had to stare at the gif for a good 5 mins for my brain to process the biggest WTF fetish i have seen

[–]Caffeinated_Coyote 10 points11 points ago

The best part is that every time he mentioned he was in a serious relationship with the car, he would then specify "emotional AND sexual."

Every. Time.

[–]chags51 11 points12 points ago

Doesn't matter, had sex.

[–]Saifire18 9 points10 points ago

For those interested here is the full episode: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONBGIMrlSjw&feature=related

[–]Aarononlepoop 8 points9 points ago

i watched this.. with my mum.

[–]BitterSonOfAbraham 15 points16 points ago

I also watched this with my mom. She said the same thing she says every time we see someone doing something sexually dangerous or strange: "You better not be doing that."

[–]chairitable 1 point2 points ago

Ahw. My mom always says "You know, even if you were into stuff like that, I would still love you."

Maybe she thinks I'm weird.

[–]PerpaDerp 2 points3 points ago

Did you not have legs? shame?

[–]wizrad 18 points19 points ago

Also his car is male, if memory serves.

[–]Checkers10160 11 points12 points ago

You are correct. And I believe he tells the therapist he isn't gay, even though he is emotionally and sexually attracted to Chase (The car)

My best friend loves these damn shows and she makes me watch them all the time @____@

[–]wizrad 1 point2 points ago

See, I wasn't sure if he had said he was gay or not.

[–]Checkers10160 1 point2 points ago

I'm almost positive he said he wasn't

[–]wizrad 1 point2 points ago

Me too. In fact, I think he made the point to say he wasn't gay. He just loved his male car.

[–]veritechcyclone 1 point2 points ago

Stick shift?

[–]wizrad 5 points6 points ago

You can't just go showing those parts of a sex car on television!

[–]unohoo09 1 point2 points ago

[–]hefightabear 5 points6 points ago

so are those model cars he has on his dresser equivalent to someone having playboys? or posters of farra fawcett etc?

creepy man.

[–]seacreature32 6 points7 points ago

This explains my neighbor, who will play guitar to his car every tuesday. Seriously, he stands there right up on his car, looking at it lovingly, talking to it, and playing his guitar.

[–]lvlobius1 3 points4 points ago

Looks exhausting.

[–]sidfromts 4 points5 points ago

[–]SinfulSpuds 5 points6 points ago

'dat bumper yo

[–]AnomalousGonzo 3 points4 points ago

I want a show where people like this are brought in front of an audience to explain their personality quirks. Then, once they're done explaining, they're sat down in front of a British man in a suit who explains to them that, no, they don't have a problem, they're just fucking retarded and need to stop.

[–]hermanhansel920 49 points50 points ago*

My Strange Addiction should be renamed Friggen Retards that do Really Gross Shit

Edit: LOL at everyone fighting. I still think i am funny and my comment stands.

[–]i_fap_faps 6 points7 points ago

I dont think fucking a car is all that gross... As long as it has airbags and ABS brakes amiright?

[–]sashimi_taco 7 points8 points ago

HAHAHA MENTAL ILLNESS!

Edit: On a side note, one of my eating disorder doctors was on the show once to meet one of the people who had an addiction. That was pretty cool. She is a very kind and loving person.

[–]Kinglink 5 points6 points ago

If the show was about "Mental Illness" That'd be one thing, but the show goes out of the way to find "Friggen retards that do really gross shit"

[–]sashimi_taco 1 point2 points ago

The show is called my strange addiction. Addiction is a mental illness.

[–]PurpleSfinx 1 point2 points ago

Well you can just blame everything on mental illness and call it a day, but at that point we have no line between normal and Really Gross Shit. Does that mean we can never think anybody or anything they do is strange because it could be mental illness?

[–]sashimi_taco 1 point2 points ago

The show is called my strange addiction and he goes to therapy for his problem. He obviously has a mental illness by any standard.

[–]mowens87 10 points11 points ago

I saw this on TV and was so infuriated at the crap that is on nowadays, I cancelled my cable that night.

[–]tacodrake95 2 points3 points ago

[–]butterthighs 2 points3 points ago

so stoked this is on here! i always tell people about this!! his dads reaction to the "emotional and sexual relationship" cracks me up everytime.

Dad: "uh...i don't..uhh..how does that work?"

[–]alienufosarereal 2 points3 points ago

I don't even want to know what was going on here

[–]reagan2016 2 points3 points ago

I would not buy a used car from that guy.

[–]cruelladekill 2 points3 points ago

I just can't get over how he uses a little tongue before kissing it tenderly. And he has his eyes closed. It gives me the shivers in a terrible way, yet I can't stop watching it.

[–]dampierp 1 point2 points ago

First thing in days that has made me actually laugh and say what the fuck on this subreddit. Bravo.

[–]RageMorePlz 1 point2 points ago

Exhaust pipes now have an alternative function.

[–]agreezalot 1 point2 points ago

Now I have to continue to read posts because that can't be the last thing I see before I go to sleep.

[–]itztitz 1 point2 points ago

This came on when I was flipping through channels with my parents, more awkward than any sex scene I've had to sit trough.

[–]dankula 1 point2 points ago

If there was every a time to make... AND use an Eddie Murphy "banana in the tailpipe" gif. That time is now.

[–]MashPotatoMonster 1 point2 points ago

I get so uncomfortable any time I see him kiss that car... Ugh.

[–]The_butthurt_fox 1 point2 points ago

I don't have the exact same car that he had but I also have a red monte carlo z34 with a tan (not blue) leather interior and a sun roof. It is a sexy car but this.. This is weird

[–]Kettle85 1 point2 points ago

His dad was cool with it. WTF, dad.

[–]SovietWinter 1 point2 points ago

As weird and amusing to watch as that is, if the man loves his car and wants to have a emotional AND sexual relationship with it, who the fuck cares. He can fuck his car.

[–]CoNiGMa 1 point2 points ago

You know what's really going to be screwed up? Years down the road, when androids are built to replicate humans and people start having relationships with them on a normal basis. It's basically the same thing as this. This guy's just a hipster.

[–]Dmurr6 1 point2 points ago

So if someone backs into his car is it considered rape or cheating?

[–]EvelKnievel 1 point2 points ago

[–]number420pencil 1 point2 points ago

I love how the addict always refers to the car as 'he'

[–]tannhauser 1 point2 points ago

I have a strange relationship with my car as well... You know, i really love my Fairlady. We always have such a good time together. I do give her gifts as well. Last month i bought her a new set of Dunlop Direzza Sport Z1 tires. For her birthday i do something nice for her, like a transmission flush...

I love you.

[–]Wolvrai 1 point2 points ago

This is why I don't buy used cars.

[–]avw94 1 point2 points ago

This was on a TLC show called "My Strange Addiction". It's a weird, strangely fascinating, and generally disturbing show. BTW, falling in love with inanimate objects is called object sexuality (link is to the Wikipedia article on it. The episode is mentioned in the article).

[–]JoeScotterpuss 1 point2 points ago

His Stache just completes the whole picture.

[–]futuremet91 1 point2 points ago

My friend is in love with his car too. It's a Jetta. He puts a fleshlight in the exhaust pipe and fucks it...

[–]exoendo 1 point2 points ago

this guy is basically kip from napoleon dynamite

[–]DirtDog13 1 point2 points ago

North Carolina voters must have seen this prior to voting.

[–]nolson1 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHlPcvJnM6E&feature=related

By the way, this guy has the same first name as me... Thanks, dude.

[–]developmental 1 point2 points ago

For anyone that's interested in objectiophilia, here's a doc about 2 women that gets a little more in depth. It's also about 10x more wtf, but as you probably already know, there's a lot more to this than really liking objects (hint: objects can't reject you).

[–]OmEgah15 1 point2 points ago

So when they first y'know, "hooked up", was it in the back seat of an even BIGGER CAR?

[–]tospiteyourface 1 point2 points ago

so, as it turns out, this guy actually lives kind of near me. luckily, i don't have to worry about him shacking up with my nissan since he's southern and obviously doesn't like foreigners.

[–]hrabib 1 point2 points ago

[–]Knubinator 5 points6 points ago

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[–]BossHoss3 1 point2 points ago

he could do better than a taurus...

[–]KarmaAintInMyNature 0 points1 point ago

Haven't we all?

[–]hitlerwasright 0 points1 point ago

I have a sexual relationship with my money.

Does that make me strange?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

NOPE.

[–]datahappy 0 points1 point ago

That was a perfectly-timed gif for the apeed at which I read, apparently

[–]TheClayroo 0 points1 point ago

Not gonna lie, if I had a Koennigsegg I would marry it.

[–]latecraigy 0 points1 point ago

What an awkward next day at the office.

[–]joshyoshie 0 points1 point ago

the awkward moment when he finds out the car's cheating on him...

[–]I_Fist_Things 0 points1 point ago

i wonder if he fists it....i would

[–]mysteron2112 0 points1 point ago

That's how I feel when I watch top gears

[–]DeviouSherbert 0 points1 point ago

Notes that he is from Royal, AR, facepalms Great, because people don't think we're retarded already.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Hawt.

[–]lysergicd0886 0 points1 point ago

i feel dirty for watching this, i wonder if hes a fan of dragons fucking cars?

[–]MrBlueMeany 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't there an episode where the woman said she was going to put a piece of the Brooklyn bridge inside her? O.o

[–]skevimc 0 points1 point ago

We can laugh and whatnot at this. But it's people like this that contribute to the outcome of the election in NC today.

[–]flaccid_member 0 points1 point ago

[–]broccoli_basket 0 points1 point ago

[–]EyhSteve 0 points1 point ago

I've been thinking about who (or what I guess) people are attracted to and why and I think it all comes down to who the most prominent role in a person life is at their sexual phase. Say a guy is really close to his mom when he hits puberty and starts discovering women, chances are he's going to look for a girl either physically or emotionally like his mother. In fact, I have a friend who's been really close to his sister his whole life and both of them are pretty distant from their parents. It's not a bad relationship mind you, they're just closer to each other than they are with their parents. Now I'd never point it out to them, but my buddy's girlfriend looks very similar to his sister, and his sister's boyfriend acts just like my buddy did back when his sister was going through her teenage years. This isn't the only example I've seen of this either, I'm sure if you look at the people around you (or even yourself) you'll notice it.

I just watched the actual show this is from and I thought it was interesting when his dad brought up his parents divorce and Nathaniel (the dude macking with the car) said he didn't see his parents much because of it. Makes me think if the only "role model" he had when he was going through his sexual phase was his car (or his car models as the episode explains), so now he's got a thing for cars.

I'm not a psychologist or anything, so I'm not sure if this is actually a phenomenon. Just something I've been thinking about for a while and thought it was pretty neat.

[–]PhilsGhost 0 points1 point ago

So, this is a thing

http://vimeo.com/19783963

[–]valereea93 0 points1 point ago

that kiss!! so passionate!

[–]Ihazaclue 0 points1 point ago

Well at least he is showing drive to make the relationship work.

[–]TbanksIV 0 points1 point ago

Someone has to provide me a link to where I can see this.

[–]WeldingMouse 0 points1 point ago

I, on the other hand, am in a serious relationship with my plush tiger.

[–]Kinglink 0 points1 point ago

SO MANY JOKES!

So what happens when he flys into an airport and needs a rental?

Does that mean he won't ride in other people's cars? Is that cheating? What if I borrow his car to go to the store?

If I ride with him is it a three way?

Does he give a handie at red lights? or is that only for special occasions.

[–]ShroomieLove 0 points1 point ago

What kind of car is it? It looks like a Monte Carlo.

[–]MoonRazer 0 points1 point ago

There is no context that can make this okay...so i'm not even going to ask...

[–]Alililele 0 points1 point ago

i bet his weewee is black.

[–]eeelisabeth 0 points1 point ago

I question the legitimacy of these things sometimes.

[–]kebab4you 0 points1 point ago

I remember this show, it had black people eating all kinds of weird stuff, remember one girl that ate drywall like it was candy.

[–]BongmanChoudhry 0 points1 point ago

His dad (actual quote) "Is this about the divorce?"

[–]Piave 0 points1 point ago*

I watched a documentary about this kind of thing a little while ago, although I remember it being an almost exclusively female behavior. One woman was in love with her bow (did a lot of archery) another an old amusement park ride, one "married" the Eiffel tower.

EDIT: Check it out http://vimeo.com/19783541

[–]vainamo- 0 points1 point ago

You gotta give him props. That is the most well-maintained interior in any bachelor-car that I have ever seen.

[–]vankka 0 points1 point ago

I am regretting browsing reddit at work lol

[–]CarterBransom 0 points1 point ago

Some guys fucking love cars

He loves fucking cars

[–]FaipDeOaid 0 points1 point ago

He is an ass man.

[–]Peter_Principle_ 0 points1 point ago

Imagine the road rage in the event of a fender bender.

[–]moses1er 0 points1 point ago

i hope u got a big trunk, cause ima put my bike in it!

[–]Niciiman 0 points1 point ago

He looks like a real... car jacker.

[–]I_must_not_FAP 0 points1 point ago

[–]notthatshort 0 points1 point ago

If only that car could speak...... it would scream.

[–]TannerTheGamer 0 points1 point ago

I do not understand people like this. Does he honestly have feelings for his car? If so, does he have some type of chemical imbalance. Or is this just something to get attention. I simply do not understand!

[–]Lawnmover_Man 0 points1 point ago

You... you are... buying that kind of stuff? ... Really?

[–]littlelion2k 0 points1 point ago

I feel the same way about bananas: strip, kiss, consume.

[–]CoupledPerfect 0 points1 point ago*

I think the guy who fucked the carnival ride was creeping me out a little more than this guy. He liked to rub the oil grease over his mouth silence of the lambs style. I truly never understood crazy until I watched this show. I know everyone has their thing... But to have just that object as your sole "partner," is fucked up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1RNo57amjw

[–]Tayloring 1 point2 points ago

That's actually a woman.

[–]theheartofgold 0 points1 point ago

There was an episode of Taboo (which I love) about "forbidden love" and it featured a woman who was in love with the Berlin Wall.