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[–]HoboYellow 15 points16 points ago

"Do you want a bag for that?"

"No thanks, I'll wear it out"

[–]nomadicalnz 5 points6 points ago

Had a customer say pretty much exactly that... looked out into the car park after she left and sure enough...

[–]lilstumpz[S] 28 points29 points ago

[–]Buyn 10 points11 points ago

[–]illmatic707 5 points6 points ago

Why is a buttplug that much? Isn't it just rubber?

[–]yourenzyme 2 points3 points ago

Ergonomics, man! You ever try and wear a butt plug that isn't comfortable for more than a few minutes? The more expensive ones just fit your rump like a glove, and are way more comfortable... That would be my best guess, at least.

[–]illmatic707 0 points1 point ago

No, but I have had one that pulled my colon out of my asshole.

[–]yourenzyme 0 points1 point ago

Sounds unpleasant

[–]illmatic707 3 points4 points ago

Feels good man.

[–]yourenzyme 1 point2 points ago

Some people pay to see that kind of thing ;)

[–]bassboat1 2 points3 points ago

"every asshole knows that only a tailored buttplug will suffice"

[–]TheRaymac 9 points10 points ago

Joe Rogan looks thrilled.

[–]bassboat1 1 point2 points ago

... a little less hair and it could be him

[–]gilman3 0 points1 point ago

came here to say this

[–]blitzkriegpunk 2 points3 points ago

Facebook timeline photo material.

[–]Rab_Legend 4 points5 points ago

It's the girl at the back being all discrete

[–]GiantPineapple 1 point2 points ago

I'm assuming that's in New Zealand dollars.

[–]mirandaheilweil 1 point2 points ago

I'm confused too. Someone please explain?

[–]inpu 1 point2 points ago

I haven't tried any sex toys yet. I'm curious; is it possible and safe to just wear a buttplug all day like that? Can you walk and sit normally with it?

[–]bsock 1 point2 points ago

its possible and safe. you can walk and sit, but its not quite "normally" i've worn them for up to 6 hours before, no issue.

[–]inpu 0 points1 point ago

Good to know :)

[–]AKA_Squanchy 0 points1 point ago

Just out of curiosity, is a buttplug worn for erotic purposes? Does it just feel good all day?

[–]bsock 1 point2 points ago

i've worn them for a bunch of different reasons. long term wear is really fun when you're with your partner, its kinda like sex in public without taking away anybody's comfort. i've also worn them for "training" purposes when i was trying to be able to take my girlfriends fist. i think the whole thing is really hot, but then again, i really like butt play, so your mileage my vary. i'd recommend giving it a shot

[–]bekbekbekaw 1 point2 points ago

Jesus, what are those butt plugs made out of - unicorn gelatin?

[–]hismama 1 point2 points ago

I would assume the happy dude has it, and the ad is playing off buses usually being a bouncier mode of transportation than cars.

It's the only thing I could come up with.

[–]frugalfran 0 points1 point ago

I don't think bounce has anything to do with it. It's just a matter of being able to get your rocks off in public, with no one the wiser.

[–]metalstamp 6 points7 points ago

I'm confused. Who has the butt plug? The happy dude, or all of the other people who are bored and look like they have "sticks" up their butts? Did the happy dude make them use the butt plugs? Is that why he's so happy?

THESE ARE QUESTIONS.

[–]BakedTater 1 point2 points ago

I cannot unsee that face now.

[–]petedawes 0 points1 point ago

Think they told him what they'd be advertising with this photo?

[–]RoosterCogburnhad1_I 0 points1 point ago

He just ate Taco Bell and needed a leak preventer.

[–]WelcomeToSkyValley 0 points1 point ago

New Zealand ad's get away with a lot more than most other countries.

[–]aBitRevealing 0 points1 point ago

I don't see what the big attraction is with butt-plugs. I'm a man. Gimme a spork.

[–]jsoll86 0 points1 point ago

hahahahaha this was one of the first pictures I saw on Reddit, and it's still one of my favorites.

[–]Bignut_Squirrel 0 points1 point ago

I really hope that this was a stock image and the man has no idea what his face is selling.

[–]Ziaki 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one that's going to question why a butt plug would cost 55$????

[–]pepperMD 4 points5 points ago

Would you pay 5.99 for something you're going to cram up your ass?

[–]ooo_shiny 2 points3 points ago

They want you to really feel like you are being fucked over.

[–]fuZZe 1 point2 points ago

I can think of a thousand things you have lying around the house that cost a fraction of that!

[–]artist9120 0 points1 point ago

That's really not an uncommon price for a nice toy. This is a bit pricey!

[–]Ziaki 1 point2 points ago

I cannot even fathom what it would be like to have enough expendable income that you can say. "Yea I'd like to spend 100$ on something that I'm going to stick in my ass."