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[–]alexfboyle 13 points14 points ago

That is not at all what I expected to happen.

[–]OnlyEverRhymes 1 point2 points ago

Didn't stop me from fappin'.

[–]postsboobsinreposts 56 points57 points ago

Reposts are bad. Boobs are good NSFW

[–]Opticullis 7 points8 points ago

I love your account. Please keep doing what you are doing.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 2 points3 points ago

We need more reposts...

[–]jbredditor 4 points5 points ago

You're really only encouraging reposts here.

[–]elijahsnow 1 point2 points ago

well they're probably inevitable. The redeeming boobs makes them a little more tolerable.

[–]Rhabarberbarbara 1 point2 points ago

Must kill Prime Rib of Propecia.

[–]Catona 5 points6 points ago

Right on the tailbone ouch. Tailbone injuries are the worst.

[–]SeienShin 1 point2 points ago

Broke mine once. Would not recommend

[–]Catona 1 point2 points ago

I fractured mine once, and it was easily one of the most disabling injuries i've had.

Went out drinking one night and was still pretty smashed when i went to bed. Woke up in the middle of the night seriously thirsty and in my half asleep, half still drunken haze, I slipped on a magazine on my bedroom floor and fell directly backwards into a sqaure topped night stand by my bed. I managed to fall at just the perfect angle for my tail bone to hit directly on the sharp 90 degree corner of the table and take the full brunt of my fall.

It hurt like hell, but since i was still a bit drunk i just went back to bed and passed right out.

When i woke up in the morning i was physically unable to sit up or get out of bed. I just sat there trying to somehow rock myself into and upright position, nope, wasn't going to work.

I couldn't sit up or stand for 3 days, and couldn't do much else, especially walk up stairs, for a long while. Took over 6 months for me to be able to lay flat without pain.

[–]SeienShin 0 points1 point ago

Well shit.. Mine happened while being slightly intoxicated (not drunk but a little buzzed) and went inline skating at night, probably not my best idea in hindsight.

Right after your story of how it happened my story is exactly the same. It was shitty because the pain was constant and kind of severe.

At some moment my entire body cramped up from sitting/hanging/whatever the fuck it is, you can't sit or lie down or anything, and it hurt like hell, could barely breathe. So I went to the hospital and got morphine, god that was good. Then I got Tramadol to use at home, relieved some of the pain so that was nice, but I still felt really disabled.

It has been almost 3 years now and I still feel an uncomfortable pain when I push directly on my tailbone, so I am glad I am not into the kinky stuff I guess.

Also, your story of the actual moment when it happened made me cringe so fucking hard!!

[–]kmk1018 33 points34 points ago

I remember the first time I saw this. I was laughing so hard, I fell off my dinosaur.

[–]rose_quartz 13 points14 points ago*

I remember the first time I read this. It was in cuneiform.

[–]EnsoElysium 9 points10 points ago

Ohhh prehistoric burn!

[–]CeeBmata 0 points1 point ago

If we only knew how to make fire back then.

[–]Paultimate79 -1 points0 points ago

If only we could have remembered this fine burn.

[–]nickyobro -1 points0 points ago

I did the same thing when I read this joke

[–]Chicago63 4 points5 points ago

I just want to thank you so much for not spoiling the GIF in the title.

[–]SimilarImage 13 points14 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 month jordan853 Beer pong just got a little more interesting /r/WTF 13 139
2 months Pentaxia It's my cake-day, so I'd like to share with you the best gif on the entire Internet! here 33 443
4 months man_in_the_mirra Beer Pong /r/WTF 65 509

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[–]TheInsaneDane 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck happened to man_in_the_mirra?

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[–]SConnelly53 3 points4 points ago

Well at least it really is you cake day. So you are not a lying karma stealing reposting dingus

[–]reneepussman 2 points3 points ago

Have fun with those fractured vertebrae.

[–]anonymauz 5 points6 points ago

First time I saw this, I didn't laugh. This time... the title got me good.

Fuck a repost. Take this upvote.

[–]Tacozoid 1 point2 points ago

I did not see that coming..

[–]livy360 1 point2 points ago

lol i watched it three times before i laughed

[–]QuackWhatsup 1 point2 points ago

Here's the video. He does more crazy shit like spilling a suitcase full of dildos in a supermarket. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcjRr6lnyC4&feature=plcp

[–]alexandersmommy 1 point2 points ago

Upvotes for me completely not suspecting what was about to happen.

[–]damnthetorpedos 1 point2 points ago

I think that guy majored in terrible ideas. Terrible, terrible ideas.

[–]Kingofthedance 1 point2 points ago

He just stands there waiting to take his shot still.....

[–]ninjadudenitro 1 point2 points ago

This made my day, thank you.

[–]ilikedroids 0 points1 point ago

Wow! that takes skill!

[–]amayernican 0 points1 point ago

I think I just found my next Halloween costume.

[–]hoeding 0 points1 point ago

Santa is a fucking idiot.

[–]YO_GUY 0 points1 point ago

He forgot to jump off the chair before he landed.

[–]Tauz_g 0 points1 point ago

Beirut.

[–]hurtmuch 0 points1 point ago

good bye lower back

[–]_Matt 0 points1 point ago

Thankyou, that was the perfect title for this post. You should consider a career in reddit post titling!

[–]svenning28 0 points1 point ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[–]Hekki27 0 points1 point ago

I'm a pro at beer pong

They say i have 'The Wonder Arm'

[–]jlbecks 0 points1 point ago

who plays beer pong outside in the snow?

[–]Garlic_Tree 0 points1 point ago

here comes repost here comes repost right down repost lane

[–]Holmsey 0 points1 point ago

this is great!!

[–]Brudus 0 points1 point ago

You now have a broken tailbone. Enjoy sitting on a blow up ring.

[–]mccscott 0 points1 point ago

I've always wondered ..what did they think was going to happen?Happy cake day

[–]thebornotaku -1 points0 points ago

Wanna see some amazing beer pong shots? Okay, here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4wCxTQFHmk

[–]DoctorPimpslap -1 points0 points ago

For your grand repost I allot you 1 downvote.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit -3 points-2 points ago

Suddenly, Santa

[–]Aaronplayshorn 1 point2 points ago

Even gods bleed.

[–]FuckYourLogic -2 points-1 points ago

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

[–]1nspect_Her_Gadget -1 points0 points ago

on your cake day? reposting a repost of a repost's reposted repost?! dafuq man.....dafuq.