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[–]shavedmyballzforthis 18 points19 points ago

i'll just leave this here... http://cashcats.biz/

[–]united_ultra 3 points4 points ago

Looks like I need:

  • mad cash

  • Glock 19

  • kitty

[–]mokthraka 1 point2 points ago

Glock 17, can never go wrong with the original

[–]AutumnEmber 1 point2 points ago

The last one says "I am a king and therefore have no time for your foolish games. Leave me and my bed of cash immediately."

[–]unicornwarbear 9 points10 points ago

That cat belongs to a stripper.

[–]castsnoshadows 3 points4 points ago

came here to say this. im glad im not the only one who noticed those were all 1$ bills. poor cat probably needs a bath after sittin on those bills who have been god knows where.

[–]red321red321 6 points7 points ago

pussy money and hoes is all dis feline knows mane.

[–]SimilarImage 71 points72 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 month alexzhard Get rich or die 9 times trying here 165 1075
7 months xwexcollidex 1% win. here 19 77
9 months walrus0 In the absence of any other explanation, I'm going to assume that this cat owns a vending machine business. /r/pics 57 278

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[–]Tinysauce 21 points22 points ago

'Get Rich or Die 9 Times Trying' is a pretty amazing title.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 -1 points0 points ago

This bot is an exercise in futility. As long as reposts get more upvotes than downvotes, they will keep happening.

[–]FUCK_WIZARD 28 points29 points ago

Responding to an unmanned account is probably an exercise futility too.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 7 points8 points ago

Touche.

[–]0311 0 points1 point ago

Which won't happen until most people have seen a particular thing. The people upvoting this haven't seen it before. ....so just chill out.

[–]LittleWho 4 points5 points ago

The cat knows that those are all ones that were stuffed in a strippers thong, that is why it has a traumatized look on it's face.

[–]Piscator629 0 points1 point ago

No fresh tuna dammit!!!

[–]Jardyn 5 points6 points ago

Smaug: The early years.

[–]oivitz 1 point2 points ago

You mean if I wait long enough, my cat will transform into a dragon? Awesome!

[–]smeaglelovesmaster 16 points17 points ago

His eyes are saying, "Somebody save me. These fuckers are crazy and are going to KILL ME."

[–]gradualtupacsong 18 points19 points ago

Cutest eyes ever. Don't you think the money is too dirty for a cat? He looks like he's out on bail fresh outta jail, California dreamin. Soon as I stepped on the scene, I'm hearin hoochies screamin. Fiendin for money and alcohol. The life of a west side playa where cowards die and it's all ball. Only in Cali where we riot not rally to live and die

[–]smeaglelovesmaster 0 points1 point ago

I stand corrected.

[–]zak-R 4 points5 points ago

I disagree, the crouched posture says "Ready to launch!" And the dilated eyes say "Straight for your face!"

[–]anime_junkie 2 points3 points ago

Thats the face of a cat ready to play:3

[–]servohahn 1 point2 points ago

"Please help. They think three hundred and twelve dollars is like a whole lot. IT'S NOT EVEN ENOUGH TO FEED ME FOR THE MONTH."

[–]SL8Rfan 2 points3 points ago

ALso known as: op is a stripper, shows pussy for dollar bills.

[–]BanditoRojo 0 points1 point ago

How many times will that kitty bounce for just one dollar?

[–]FUNNY_CAUSE_ITS_TRUE 2 points3 points ago

Take your money to the bank stripper... your cat thinks its a bed.

[–]regularfreakinguser 2 points3 points ago

The 4chan is strong with this one.

[–]Reichsfuhrer_Grammer 1 point2 points ago

Picture is inaccurate. Cats have 8 teats.

[–]Related_Furry_Porn 2 points3 points ago

[–]Mycooljam 2 points3 points ago

Yol9t You only live 9 times.

[–]abf1091 2 points3 points ago

This picture is a bag of weed away from a Lil Wayne Song

[–]the_catacombs 0 points1 point ago

7 grams in the blunt.. hurr hurr hurr.

[–]thematta 1 point2 points ago

Who's a good stripper? You're a good stripper! Good kitty!

[–]shadowman3001 1 point2 points ago

Get pussy, hug money.

(Post on Reddit, get karma)

[–]walshy420 0 points1 point ago

repost*

[–]shadowman3001 0 points1 point ago

Repost*

[–]Reddits_White_Knight -1 points0 points ago

*Repost

[–]surrealasm_atwork 1 point2 points ago

That cat has an expression that says

"I will not hesitate to entirely fuck your shit up if you get near my stash, bitch"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

There is maybe 350 dollars there.

[–]All_the_Hits 2 points3 points ago

$750, this is my friend's picture. Another friend owed him money, so he paid him in singles.

[–]castsnoshadows 1 point2 points ago

cool story bro

[–]merix1110 1 point2 points ago

money and pussy, they always seem to go hand in hand.

[–]istabpeopleforfun 1 point2 points ago

Been Had Money

[–]Pawn_Raul 1 point2 points ago

Reddit's real CEO.

[–]connery78 1 point2 points ago

Strippers and their pussies!

[–]xMace88x 1 point2 points ago

Running the cat nip business i see...

[–]Vorpal_Hammer 0 points1 point ago

Fuck kittens, get money.

[–]Reddits_White_Knight 0 points1 point ago

Since kittens are baby/young cats you are pretty much saying this cat is a pedophile. A pedocat, if you will.

[–]ExoStasis 0 points1 point ago

Cash rules everything around me!

[–]Caleb_mac11 0 points1 point ago

With ones?

[–]colarg 0 points1 point ago

You are one fat cat, wink wink.

[–]Beautifuldays 0 points1 point ago

Cash Cat!!!

[–]ScaryMonsters 0 points1 point ago

Nothing like some pussy and money? amirite?

[–]alaughinmoose 0 points1 point ago

I like money.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

He cashed in his Karma points, clearly.

[–]OldSchoolBatman 0 points1 point ago

Its all one dollar bills, but shit thats more money then i have...college life.

[–]Wammis 0 points1 point ago

When I saw this... all I thought about was this.

[–]vaginalvr 0 points1 point ago

that's not the only pussy them ones have been near recently

[–]michpatterson11 0 points1 point ago

big pimpin spendin the G's

[–]makinganotheraccount 0 points1 point ago

Stripper Life.

[–]kaleidosc0pe_eYes 0 points1 point ago

all singles. not a G, just a pussy.

[–]mikesperry 0 points1 point ago

KashKitteh is Kounting Ur Kash

[–]Teppums 0 points1 point ago

Repost life?

[–]Lecrazycatlady 0 points1 point ago

Your cat's a stripper?

[–]tlalocan 0 points1 point ago

dolla dolla bills y'all

[–]TheBigEmpty 0 points1 point ago

single mom "dancer" life

[–]dudeguy2 0 points1 point ago

Hey look it's a strippers cat!

[–]alexsalinas20 0 points1 point ago

Why do you have so many one dollar bills?

[–]insertuniquename 0 points1 point ago

Those are ones. This kitten is not a thug, she is a stripper.

[–]NumbersMakeMeHorny 0 points1 point ago

All ones. More like stripper life. Lonely whorish stripper life.

[–]PureMDC 0 points1 point ago

How does one cat acquire so much money?

[–]udjh 0 points1 point ago

Are those all ones?

[–]gretteleon 0 points1 point ago

more like poll dancing life... what's up with all the singles!!

[–]pootamus 0 points1 point ago

That cat looks scared as fuck haha

[–]Paulus81 0 points1 point ago

Cat strippers are a problem where I live too.

[–]jc840 0 points1 point ago

I think this cat is a stripper. I hope you washed those dollar bills like laundry.

[–]sofailitswin 0 points1 point ago

all i could think was, "my precious!"

[–]OrangeNova 0 points1 point ago

Looks to be about $120

[–]1stOnRt1 0 points1 point ago

With that many singles, i was expecting a shaven pussy

[–]HotOlivia 0 points1 point ago

My cat actually did that once i left a bag of money on the counter (You know cats love bags) and he got into it and laid on it and even puked on it!

[–]DonaldsPizzaHaven 0 points1 point ago

who do you have so many singles?

[–]barlingbackbable 0 points1 point ago

How much cash is the cat sitting on Reddit?

[–]IamLeven[S,!] 0 points1 point ago

Damn so close to the front page

[–]Hellvis 0 points1 point ago

Stripper's cat.

[–]ExodusNBW 0 points1 point ago

It's a good thing that cat can't tell a $1 from a $100.

[–]MaximsDecimsMeridius 0 points1 point ago

aw the cat is so cute

[–]d0n0v4n98 0 points1 point ago

That is some rich pussy!

[–]LookMaNoHands9822 0 points1 point ago

stripper life*

[–]lalondtm 0 points1 point ago

all $1's. Strippers life

[–]purplepug22 0 points1 point ago

Cats and their stripper money...

[–]Sitron 0 points1 point ago

cat daddy?

[–]willscy 0 points1 point ago

[–]quintyoup 0 points1 point ago

And where did you get all those ones...?

[–]kooshed 0 points1 point ago

strippers money & cat.

[–]clphtitld 0 points1 point ago

Repost....

[–]gconsier 0 points1 point ago

Those are all ones. I hate to break it to whomever was the original OP was but I think your cat might be a stripper, not a thug.

[–]spencer_duley 0 points1 point ago

straight up G

[–]PacoThePenguin 0 points1 point ago

My first submission. Never thought it would be useful.

[–]Durzo_Blint 0 points1 point ago

What is a cat doing with over a thousand dollars in ones?

[–]anewfieMOSES 0 points1 point ago

He's cash cat; he will more then likely be a new meme within the next few days.

[–]DJBJ 0 points1 point ago

My cat is named Nala (like after the lion king). I "Nala Nala Bills Y'all" to her all the time but she just doesn't get it. She's a cat.

In other words, I always wanted to take a picture like this of her with the caption "Nala Nala Bills Y'all".

[–]jamerb 0 points1 point ago

Hunnetts

[–]chriskatana 0 points1 point ago

that pussy is ballin!

[–]eetMOARcatz 0 points1 point ago

Alternatively: "Mr. Biggles Is Ready For His Night At The Strip Club".

[–]SkyBS 0 points1 point ago

That must be like a million in cat dollars.

[–]Haggard213 0 points1 point ago

Congratulations on having 300 $1 bills

[–]Neemo53 0 points1 point ago

That's meowsmerizing.

[–]CoyoteStark 0 points1 point ago

DAAYYMM son, that's at least $300 in ones.

[–]tothebrothel 0 points1 point ago

bring on the stripper kitty memes

[–]spamnrice 0 points1 point ago

why do you have so many one dollar bills? did you pull that out of your bank just for the pic? upvoted either way

[–]mbnyc1118 0 points1 point ago

You've got the pussy and the money, now all you need is weed.

[–]Sestren 0 points1 point ago*

The cat's name is Clyde.

http://i.imgur.com/dZjDF.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/vQX07.jpg

The owner takes pictures of it almost daily and posts them on facebook. I've sent him the notice that his cat is e-famous.

[–]MyFriendsRDinosaurs 0 points1 point ago

What kind of cat is that?

[–]st403420 0 points1 point ago

I'm gettin' paypurr

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

[–]RegularReddit 0 points1 point ago

Holy Crap looks exactly like my cat!

[–]MasonNowa 0 points1 point ago

Your cat may be a stripper.

[–]ironw00d 0 points1 point ago

This just in from holo-Tupac: Make money, get pussy.

[–]SamWiseGamgi 0 points1 point ago

10s, 10s, 10s, 20s on your kitties bitch

[–]90strike 0 points1 point ago

He didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose him

[–]peifferu 0 points1 point ago

$17? Now that's gangsta.

[–]medrewsta 0 points1 point ago

Now if it was a dog it could say fuck bitches get $$

[–]dumpsterofkitties 0 points1 point ago

..Looks just like my cat that died last year.

[–]ZCT511 0 points1 point ago

I keep my mind on my money and my money on my mind

[–]OneMeanPopsicle 0 points1 point ago

Thug Life or Stripper Life?

[–]retepeter 0 points1 point ago

i gets all the pussy

[–]xXxTrollxXx 0 points1 point ago

Buy ALL the catnip!

[–]Calidude951 0 points1 point ago

Damn it feels good to be a gangster

[–]TheMasterBaker01 0 points1 point ago

Gonna get some major pussy with all that dough.

[–]OrangeMonkeyee 0 points1 point ago

Is that your months rent ? hahaha, landlord be pissed hahahahaha lmfao

[–]mexus37 0 points1 point ago

Walter White's cat.

[–]Smoked024 0 points1 point ago

someones headed to the strip club

[–]echobailia 0 points1 point ago

why do we all take pictures of our cats with money?

[–]Necrogasm 0 points1 point ago

[–]crackrockz 0 points1 point ago

I'm not even going to click on the link, I'm just going to assume that this is a cat.

[–]corylew 0 points1 point ago

3 hours and 4 jack and cokes later, Jim realized he was really in the hole when the only way he could call the pot was with Mr. Whiskers.

[–]invigilatora 0 points1 point ago

This looks exactly like my cat.

[–]almostjesus 0 points1 point ago

Congrats, you cashed your welfare check in 1 dollar bills

[–]User_Name_Too_Lon 0 points1 point ago

Just think of all the cheeseburgers he could buy with that fat stack. O_O

[–]wildmonkeys2k8 0 points1 point ago

Stripper life.

[–]FantomEx 0 points1 point ago

That's a lot of dollars.

[–]grat3fulredd 0 points1 point ago

$1s? cat aint no thug, he a stripper!

[–]A_Wild_Missingno 0 points1 point ago

This isn't funny. Why is this posted here?

[–]prodigyx 0 points1 point ago

Because /r/funny is basically a cat-tard convention. People see a cat doing something stupid and think "HURR DURR it has cat, I must upvote"

Combine that with the fact that it is a repost and you have a recipe for getting to the front page of /r/funny. But accomplishing that feat is like being the smartest kid with down-syndrome... I mean, good job OP, you tried real hard and now you can count your karma all the way to potato.

[–]cartwrightb91 -1 points0 points ago

It's funny because it is a cat. That's why it is funny

[–]bears_beets -1 points0 points ago

CAT CITY BITCH CAT CAT CITY BITCH TEN TEN TEN TWENTYS ON YO KITTIES BITCH