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[–]nottaclevername 157 points158 points ago

Did you see that?? The Monstars just stole his talent!

[–]albinogoldfish 46 points47 points ago

[–]InconvenienceFactor 16 points17 points ago

Just watched this movie again for the first time since i was a kid a week ago.

It wasn't until the part where they "steal" talent that I finally realized how ridiculous that sounds. I am 23 years old.

[–]Astealthydonut 44 points45 points ago

You were a kid a few weeks ago? Congrats on your passage to adulthood.

[–]InsensitiveTroll 7 points8 points ago

A late bloomer, how cute.

[–]albinogoldfish 3 points4 points ago

Funny you should say that. I watched it again about a month ago.

What struck me was how quick the female bunny (babs?) and bugs went from disliking each other to kissing at the end. Wat?

[–]mysticrudnin 10 points11 points ago

he saves her life

[–]anangrybanana 8 points9 points ago

Lola. Babs was the pink female bunny in Tiny Toons.

[–]albinogoldfish 2 points3 points ago

So then who was the female bunny from Space Jam?

[–]smazoo 3 points4 points ago

LOLA

[–]albinogoldfish -1 points0 points ago

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[–]opm881 2 points3 points ago

Babs(and buster) are not bug's kids, he is simply their mentor.

[–]IrrationalMonkey 0 points1 point ago

"Buster and Babs Bunny. No Relation"

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[–]opm881 0 points1 point ago

Common thought but no, they were not their children.

[–]DallasTruther 3 points4 points ago

HEY LADIES...

-YEAH?

[–]Eaglesnumber1 273 points274 points ago

What the actual shit is happening here?

[–]Toothpowder 230 points231 points ago

There was a fly bothering him. I actually saw this live.

[–]Persdear 140 points141 points ago

So he wasn't in bat country?

[–]AREYOUSauRuS 80 points81 points ago

No point in mentioning the bats. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.

[–]Mehowthegreat 9 points10 points ago

Were going to need some Golf shoes to get out of this...

[–]icannotfly 14 points15 points ago

did you see what GOD just did to him, man?

[–]Ihateyourdick 5 points6 points ago

I feel a bit light headed.

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[–]Lukealove 7 points8 points ago

Fucking awful response

[–]Nathannlax 7 points8 points ago

He was definitely somewhere around Barstow

[–]FatHitman 21 points22 points ago

"That's just you trying to wipe ugly off, ugly don't come off" haha

[–]videogameexpert 7 points8 points ago

After watching the video that looks like a straight up seizure. Yikes.

[–]ILike4ChanShh 6 points7 points ago

If he wasnt straightening his suit every couple seconds.. Never seen anyone straighten their suit while seizing.

[–]theodrixx 5 points6 points ago

What if someone had a seizure

But the seizure caused him to only do normal things

[–]FatCat433 3 points4 points ago

You obviously don't visit the gentlemen's seizure ward.

[–]eelriver 1 point2 points ago

Gus Fring straightened his suit while dying.

[–]ACharmlessMan 7 points8 points ago

I can't believe they made an article out of this.

Fuckin' news man.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

he's probably a little nervous that's why he's twitching.

[–]Just_got_stoned[S] 5 points6 points ago

Shaq nervous? Yeah right.

[–]anexanhume 30 points31 points ago

Shaq tries facebook.

[–]seagramsextradrygin 1 point2 points ago

Wow, watching the gif I didn't for a moment consider this question... Too much internet for me.

[–]copo42 1 point2 points ago

I just assumed he was on Japanese game show again.

[–]Stee_B 1 point2 points ago

PLEASE! Will someone tell me about the fucking golf shoes!?

[–]davidmvdg 0 points1 point ago

He was getting fingered...

[–]hmind4 0 points1 point ago

It's called a precursor to Parkinson's.

[–]sharkbait44 -5 points-4 points ago

A) He is high as fuck

or

B) Parkinson's Disease

[–]FrostofSparta 52 points53 points ago

Haha I love the one he stares down.

[–]leedorham 134 points135 points ago

This seems legit. When I want to have sex with a woman I just jab my erect penis at random spots on her head.

[–]ACobbs 36 points37 points ago

It works great as a pickup line.

[–]B_S_O_D 10 points11 points ago

Challenge accepted!

[–]demalo 5 points6 points ago

We'll need an AMA on the success/failure of this challenge. Do not tell me to go to space dicks...

[–]TheRaymac 36 points37 points ago

TIL Shaq smokes angel dust

[–]fancy-chips 46 points47 points ago

[–]espritsaura 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there.

[–]Primarylotus 1 point2 points ago

We all did

[–]scuzzle-butt 0 points1 point ago

Maybe I'm just an idiot, but I don't get it. Can someone kindly please explain?

[–]big_shmegma 5 points6 points ago

Nnnope!

[–]stillnotking 80 points81 points ago

The male equivalent is when you're trying to sleep and she wants to talk about the relationship. Difference being, she can't just go to the bathroom and talk to herself about it.

[–]centurijon 38 points39 points ago

...whats stopping her?

[–]n3tm0nk3y 13 points14 points ago

Oh my god...

[–]seagramsextradrygin 5 points6 points ago

The ropes and chains that he tied her down with during their foreplay activities.

[–]DannyOcean148 9 points10 points ago

It just keeps going...

[–]PapaPeento 7 points8 points ago

He has his PHD now, and it's not an honorary one.

[–]jamie_monkey 45 points46 points ago

Do you end up wiping it off your forehead like Shaq as well?

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[–]junibo 12 points13 points ago

How many people out there are slapping and poking their girlfriends with their dicks as a means to initiate sex?

[–]LessLikeYou 13 points14 points ago

I would routinely wake up inside of one of my exgirlfriends. I would just wake up and she'd be like, "Oh glad you could join us."

[–]Hallc 4 points5 points ago

The question is, was she your Ex at the time?

[–]LessLikeYou 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Hallc 2 points3 points ago

What? It's a totally legitimate question, she could have been really crazy with a split personality hence the 'us'.

[–]JackieOrgasm 7 points8 points ago

... that is really creepy.

[–]Little_Metal_Worker 11 points12 points ago

... that is really awesome.

FTFY

[–]LessLikeYou 1 point2 points ago*

She didn't seem to mind. Really all she would have had to do would have been to wear underwear to bed.

Yes, it is a bit creepy. At times I feel like, "Who does that?" Apparently I do. More with her than anyone else but it has happened with other women as well.

[–]JackieOrgasm 6 points7 points ago

Oh, from the way it was worded I was picturing you waking up and she had mounted you in your sleep.

Not that you were sleeping and putting yourself inside her. Still kind of creepy, but I can understand this more. I used to sleep with a guy who would fondle the shit out of me in my sleep. Was quite nice.

[–]Ranzera 0 points1 point ago

I have an ex that did that. That was the hottest way I've ever been woken up.

[–]jotch 0 points1 point ago

Until the baby starts baking.

[–]somadrop 0 points1 point ago

I do that sometimes! Apparently. I assume he doesn't put me there without waking me...

[–]SubjectSigma 0 points1 point ago

[–]LessLikeYou 0 points1 point ago

Interesting...I don't wet the bed but she and I did tend to drink a lot of wine and do a fair amount of blow. Alcohol and drugs were listed as triggers.

[–]Alg3braic 5 points6 points ago

That is clearly a finger.

[–]nixity 9 points10 points ago

Tee hee.. upvote for you.. nothing like the boner in the small of your back wake up trick.

[–]poptart2nd 9 points10 points ago

a lot of the time, it's not our fault :(

[–]Elysian42 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, but part of the time, IT IS.

[–]boom929 3 points4 points ago

The same thing happens to me when Kazaam is on TV.

[–]GuffDaddy 3 points4 points ago*

Charles Barkley's response to seeing Shaq do this on national television: "Stop doing that, ugly don't come off."

[–]jeff_ct 8 points9 points ago

wtf that's hilarious

[–]SuggestiveMaterial 14 points15 points ago

First: Why do guys think this is an effective way to get sex?

Second: Where the hell is this pulled from?

[–]oomatter 10 points11 points ago

Probably, because every once in a while it works. Do you have a better suggestion?

[–]SuggestiveMaterial 2 points3 points ago

how about a little foreplay? We do enjoy a good brain stimulation session you know...Talking dirty will often times get you laid.

[–]oomatter 0 points1 point ago

How exactly does that work when you're trying to sleep? We're talking about a specific scenario here.

[–]TheIcelander 1 point2 points ago

Just do it?

:swoosh:

[–]Toothpowder 2 points3 points ago

This is from the NBA post-game show on TNT called Inside The NBA. There was a fly bothering Shaq at one point and the cameramen eventually cut to Shaq acting like a spastic fool.

[–]SuggestiveMaterial 0 points1 point ago

I love how his mouth is open the entire time and his jaw waggles

[–]BeatPhr34k 2 points3 points ago

Where are guys getting these women that don't want sex? I've only been in a few sexual relationships but out of all those women I can count maybe 5 times I've wanted sex and they didn't.

[–]SuggestiveMaterial 0 points1 point ago

I'm guessing your relationships don't last long. Sex in a relationship is nearly all the time when it's a new relationship. The first couple of months at least. However it typically wanes after being together a while.

[–]BeatPhr34k 0 points1 point ago

Average is 1 year, and 2x a day. BALLA!

[–]SuggestiveMaterial 1 point2 points ago

Your dick must be chocolate and you must cum money then.

[–]n3tm0nk3y 1 point2 points ago

Seeing as we're so preoccupied with having sex it's all we could think of at the time.

[–]jotch 0 points1 point ago

When a boner happens, its funny poking stuff with it. Sometimes you get too excited when you go to bed, and if she tries to spoon your cover is blown.

[–]ForeverAloneAlone 6 points7 points ago

So he just "pokes" you?

[–]Blainyrd -1 points0 points ago

You didn't say what he pokes you with.

[–]Arx0s 2 points3 points ago

Why is that gif 4.9 megabytes...?

[–]Sounwave 1 point2 points ago

Because its long as shit...

[–]Sappharos 7 points8 points ago

It would take up at least 4 floppy disks.

That gif is huge.

[–]keyboardsex 2 points3 points ago

Now somebody replace that hand with a penis.

[–]Tazkan 5 points6 points ago

It's much funnier of you imagine the gif without the finger.

[–]pelanderfunk 14 points15 points ago

It's 9 o'clock! You do not need 10 hours of sleep, and I sacrificed quality video game time for this!

[–]nihilite 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, you know what turns me on.

[–]Lukealove 0 points1 point ago

Exactly

[–]generouscumshaw 2 points3 points ago

i can't stop laughing :(

[–]dukerenegade 5 points6 points ago

First time I teared up laughing in a long time. I know how the pointed hand feels. It's as if I am coming in with my best stuff but she's in a tired confusion trying to figure out exactly what it is that's keeping her awake.

[–]Ski360spin 1 point2 points ago

Shaq's bottom jaw can't keep pace with his upper jaw. Sounds like his last few seasons in the NBA.

[–]smartzie 1 point2 points ago

I watched this for like 5 mintues straight. I couldn't stop.

[–]Massgyo 1 point2 points ago

God this happened to me the other night. She kept kissing me but I was just so fucking full and gassy. I tried to make it clear with body language but eventually I just told her and we had a good laugh.

[–]Snakescale 1 point2 points ago

I watched this GIF multiple times. Each time i laughed. Not once did it get old x]

[–]ShitsCrazyMan 1 point2 points ago

reminds me of smokey from Friday

[–]oldSAP 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for not being the toy train ramming the cat again.

[–]DarthNihilus1 1 point2 points ago

Someone post the gif of the toy train repeatedly nudging an un-amused cat.

[–]mariokid45 1 point2 points ago

I LOLED! That made my day :D

[–]nbshark 7 points8 points ago

You feel like a big bald black man?

[–]LessLikeYou 1 point2 points ago

This is one of the best replies in this thread and it is downvoted....

[–]holger-danske 4 points5 points ago

you feel like a 300 lb black man?

[–]bierme 0 points1 point ago

"I dunno why he keep trying to wipe that off, ugly don't come off." - Charles Barkley

[–]sjophotography 0 points1 point ago

Shaq included in any implication of sex makes me giggle.

[–]chrismikehunt 0 points1 point ago

I kept thinking it was a seamlessly lopped gif, until I realised it was still going on and hadn't looped yet!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I do this to my cat all the time. She reacts pretty much the same way.

[–]0311 0 points1 point ago

Video?

[–]TheRandomDot 0 points1 point ago

QUESTION: How can I control my BF's horniness?

ANSWER:iPenis

[–]hipppo 0 points1 point ago

that is what happens when my boyfriend is trying to sleep and I want sex

[–]Jejoisland 0 points1 point ago

He pokes you with his dick in your face a couple of times? lol

[–]somadrop 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else get a mental flashback to the scene with the skeleton hands from The Army of Darkness?

[–]dkim95 0 points1 point ago

God damn that was actually funny.

[–]shamanicspacebum 0 points1 point ago

Yup that is what one of my ex's referred to as the mexican dick dance.

To much I responded, La dickaracha.

[–]Unknown_Pleasures 0 points1 point ago

Just give him a handjob and everyone will be happy.

[–]STJRedstorm 1 point2 points ago

The title sucks, but Holy heck is this gif amazing

[–]lionheartednyhc 0 points1 point ago

How many minutes before this is [FIXED] with a penis?

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React 0 points1 point ago

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[–]fireenginered 26 points27 points ago

It seems to me like you're fishing for compliments about being "an amazing girlfriend".

All sorts of different sexual drives are normal, and relationships can be successful despite a disparity.

[–]sleepydruid 1 point2 points ago

why is this getting downvoted? So fucking harsh.

[–]SailorSeattle -1 points0 points ago

You're not the only one.

[–]d0bies 0 points1 point ago

Hi there

[–]SailorSeattle 0 points1 point ago

Why hello. (:

[–]ShitsCrazyMan 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of the infamous "i pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise" comment people use when theyre desperate for thumps up

[–]Aaannndddyyy 0 points1 point ago

hahaha what a great gif!

[–]mhdozier 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like you are ready to be a wife.

[–]orkan -1 points0 points ago

Maybe you should just give it up then you old ninny... so both of you can sleep.

[–]ALittlesEnough -1 points0 points ago

Stop taking this from r/nba without xposting...

[–]accountnotfound2 -2 points-1 points ago

So just give him some.

[–]JustPeachy17 -5 points-4 points ago

This is such a weird GIF. haha

[–]DaBombbbb -5 points-4 points ago

You gay?