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[–]Louisville327 109 points110 points ago

Nobody has ever been told they're too fat for the slip and slide.

[–]WilsonHanks 7 points8 points ago

According to OP, there is now a weight limit to the Slip-n-Slide. I never got a memo. Never got a fax. Never got a postcard about this.

[–]Battletooth 5 points6 points ago

Dude. I sent you like 10 texts. Check your damn phone.

[–]Jeeraph 2 points3 points ago

Seriously. Those are the best slip n' sliders. They jiggle and if they're any good, they really get some speed.

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[–]dhaft88 46 points47 points ago

OP's folder:

C:\Users\freeaccount\pics\whacky_stuff\gifs\slip_n_slide\fat_guys_lol\

[–]commondenomigator 11 points12 points ago

i think you meant C:\Users\freeaccount\pics\fappy_stuff\gifs\slip_n_slide\fat_guys\

[–]WoaZach 0 points1 point ago

Thats not the original or "real" slip n slide in that gif though. Thats a kids toy

[–]Louisville327 0 points1 point ago

And yet, nobody told that guy he was too fat.

[–]theyetithe -2 points-1 points ago*

It's not that they are too fat for the slip n slide. It's that they are too fat to be shirtless.

Edit: spelling

[–]Bashasaurus -2 points-1 points ago

fat person and a slip n slide is like the finale

[–]insertuniquename -2 points-1 points ago

Came here to say this, pleasantly surprised it was already said. If anything, slip-n-slides would be far more enjoyable the fatter one is.

[–]YouPickMyName 16 points17 points ago

That's like being too old for free candy

[–]Backpedal 7 points8 points ago

I can pick your name? Nose, I pick Nose.

[–]StewieBanana 10 points11 points ago

I'm sitting in front of my computer, alone, laughing hysterically at a post because it says "I pick nose." I feel like a fucking idiot.

[–]vagaryblue 14 points15 points ago

Is that Notch?

[–]xNotch 76 points77 points ago

No, I look nothing like that. This is what I look like: http://i.imgur.com/ji0na.gif

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[–]xNotch 31 points32 points ago

Before midnight? pfft

[–]Its_Frosty 1 point2 points ago

Notch is a real Redditor, not just an r/minecraft guy?! Well now i know why i love the game so much...

[–]Chucklay 3 points4 points ago

No argument there. Well played, well played indeed.

[–]appropinquabamusne -1 points0 points ago

Deal with it, Notch.

[–]Davidkiin 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]noodlescb 1 point2 points ago

If we shift the entire internet to fat Notch jokes, we might stop pushing the Half-Life 3 release date back...

Sorry Notch, but this is happening.

[–]xNotch 13 points14 points ago

I am fine with this! HL3!!!!

[–]wilc8650 8 points9 points ago

When? When has this ever happened?

[–]BeatlesForSale 9 points10 points ago

Seriously, post it to /r/reactiongifs There has been so many fucking reaction gifs on funny recently.

[–]DuckDragon 2 points3 points ago

It's probably already been posted there...OP would get less karma i he did that!

[–]steamed__hams 3 points4 points ago

You say that as if you are told this on a somewhat regular basis. How often are you even in the presence of a slip-and-slide?

[–]THESHEEMED 2 points3 points ago

its been happening all the time ever since he found a .gif he can post to reddit.

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 9 points10 points ago

[–]BoredValet 2 points3 points ago

Is there really a weight limit to slide on a plastic tarp on the ground? That makes no sense...

On another unrelated note, always check for rocks before laying the tarp down, just oww...

[–]Dissentcon 2 points3 points ago

It couldn't be that you just wanted to repost a GIF or anything. It's that totally legal weight limit.

[–]Thepoopsniff 2 points3 points ago

Meanwhile, at mojang...

[–]IronChewbacca 1 point2 points ago

I see what you did there...

[–]LIKES_HAIRY_MEN 0 points1 point ago

I like what I see.

[–]mikem4a1 0 points1 point ago

[–]Un_Clouded 0 points1 point ago

well done, .gif, you lolled me.

[–]commondenomigator 0 points1 point ago

First thing I'm doing when I get home is recreating this gif.

[–]larrykins 0 points1 point ago

Do you get that a lot? "Hey man, you are just too fat for this Slip-n-Slide".

[–]dlroW_olleH 0 points1 point ago

*Slip-n-bleed

[–]Scriptus 0 points1 point ago

Fat people make up the funniest stories.

[–]rubiksman333 0 points1 point ago

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

is that gay ben?

[–]rubiksman333 0 points1 point ago

GabeN

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

gay beN?

[–]rubiksman333 0 points1 point ago

close enough :I

[–]LindLTailor 0 points1 point ago

When someone tells me I'm too fat for the Slip-n-Slide I tell then to go fuck themselves.

[–]tacojohn48 0 points1 point ago

I know someone who cracked his ribs when he ran and jumped onto a slip-n-slide.

[–]WorthASchruteBuck 0 points1 point ago

You are much nicer than me. I usually put rocks under it if they wont let me play.

[–]LeDoink 0 points1 point ago

Sage Francis?

[–]brett_keisels_beard 0 points1 point ago

People still have slip 'n slides?

[–]Teh_VELOCITY 0 points1 point ago

Oh my gosh.... One of the funniest things I've ever seen. I literally lol'd... At work...

[–]SirSandGoblin 0 points1 point ago

i love les savy fav

[–]LastOneStanding 0 points1 point ago

This is oddly specific

[–]Smellypotato 0 points1 point ago

If someone tells you that you're too fat for a slip-n-slide, it's time to lose some weight, fatty.

[–]HPeroit 0 points1 point ago

cause i'm sure people always tell others that they are too fat for a slip n slide

[–]alexmies 0 points1 point ago

Meanwhile at Mojang....

[–]DoctorPimpslap 0 points1 point ago

For your grand repost I allot you 1 downvote.

[–]pipstarr7 -1 points0 points ago

How many times am I going to see this on Reddit...?????!!!!!!

[–]Waitwho -2 points-1 points ago

Nice try, Notch.