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[–]lemonzing 195 points196 points ago

You didn't see this at school, I used this exact picture in a Powerpoint two years ago.

[–]BrinaBri 76 points77 points ago

It really grinds my gears when people do this. It's annoying enough to see a repost, but when you LIE and say it's OC...

[–]OCDTrigger 38 points39 points ago

[–]vierce 11 points12 points ago

I can't not upvote this picture.

[–]Name_is_meta 1 point2 points ago

I needed that after the huge petty argument above. Good lord I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

[–]wanderso24 19 points20 points ago

BUSTED

[–]DuckDragon 2 points3 points ago

It's old as fuck, here are just a few of the previous posts: http://karmadecay.com/r/funny/comments/tcz65/something_i_saw_in_school_today/

[–]spurmythecat 14 points15 points ago

I sure hope OP dies in a fire

[–]Schamblant 44 points45 points ago

I hope OP turns on the TV, then realises that they're on the wrong channel and that they have to get up again to fetch the remote control

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

you monster, take it back

[–]RhysA 0 points1 point ago

Also, he isn't Australian and as far as I know they are the only nation where the native people refer to themselves as Aboriginals.

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[–]torontos_finest 1 point2 points ago

The Aboriginal TV channel they've got here actually isn't bad either.

[–]kaleidoughscope 1 point2 points ago

APTN has some sweet nature movies. I find the national news with that guy with the pony tail to be a lot more informative than the other shiz. Stories last more than 30 seconds!

[–]MrPartridge 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like you don't know very far.

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[–]aspbergerinparadise 0 points1 point ago

also the title, in which the OP claims that he is submitting original content.

[–]Not_sure_about_this 0 points1 point ago

Yeah that's just shitty. The post is downvote-worthy based on that fact alone. Liars gonna lie.

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[–]aspbergerinparadise 0 points1 point ago

don't sweat it... in 2 days nobody will remember your post, but you'll always have that sweet, sweet Karma.

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[–]Devon302 1 point2 points ago

the exact same picture with the exact wall color with the exact same angle showing exactly one tac? Yeah I'm sure its just a coincidence

[–]DuckDragon 0 points1 point ago

It's literally the exact same picture. Angles, colors, etc. are all the same. still think it's an original picture?

[–]403UsernameForbidden 52 points53 points ago

At least a year old.

Proof

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[–]AlphaTau169 12 points13 points ago

Boo Ben Konop, Boo. Liar. Go run for mayor somewhere else.

[–]BrinaBri 10 points11 points ago

Funny how these supposed other redditors took the exact some picture at the exact same angle. WHY WON'T YOU JUST CONFESS? God, I hate liars... And on the internet too... This is where I go for my happy place... Quit polluting reddit... This makes me sad.

[–]BrinaBri 1 point2 points ago

I lol'd.

It doesn't seem that big of a deal anymore. I was just... emotional... Excuse me.

[–]SOADA 1 point2 points ago

Redditors in your school? No way! That must be so rare.

[–]403UsernameForbidden -4 points-3 points ago

I don't mind reposting.

I'm just wondering if you took the picture yourself.

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[–]ManiacMaji 3 points4 points ago

But i thought YOU saw the picture in school today...

[–]bacon_taste 7 points8 points ago

My friend irl...wait, who says irl? Take your ass to 9gag please. Stop spreading the cancer.

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[–]lcedlightning 8 points9 points ago

FYI: When you're the only one being downvoted, it's probably best to shut up.

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[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 23 points24 points ago

You saw this in school when?

title comnts points age /r/
Happy Valentines r/Gaming! 4coms 48pts 2mos gaming
They have this put up all around my school. 251coms 478pts 9mos funny
Clever, indeed. 7coms 21pts 17dys pics
No. 11coms 16pts 11mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]Alecm3327 4 points5 points ago

Karma whores....Karma whores everywhere.

[–]ROMUNU 1 point2 points ago

Mental Note: Never piss off Italian_Barrel_Roll, he will find anything you have ever done. Even in your dreams...

[–]Skinny128 0 points1 point ago

I guess if you're a Karma Whore/Slut, you should choose /r/funny

[–]NotSoNotoriusButBIG 22 points23 points ago

If you repost, at least don't claim it to be found by "you" in school "today".

[–]DuckDragon 2 points3 points ago

Seriously. Reposting can be annoying, but I don't really have a problem with it if the OP actually just saw it/posted it without knowing. But this is a blatant lie, and the OP clearly knew he was stealing this picture.

[–]growlingbear 28 points29 points ago

That should be a Digimon!

[–]orzof 1 point2 points ago

Naiming wise, yes, but you don't catch Digimon, so the analogy falls apart.

[–]Methedras 0 points1 point ago

And thats why the whole thing sucks :D

[–]Outiskes 0 points1 point ago

You get one and it sticks with you for the rest of your life.

[–]teenytinytigers 3 points4 points ago

Was just about to post this and get karma....DAMN YOU growlingbear

[–]izokronus 1 point2 points ago

I literally had "I think you guys are missing the most important point here, which is that Condomon would be a Digimon, not a Pokemon" typed into the comment box when I did a quick Ctrl-F for digimon to verify that people had actually missed the point. They had not.

[–]FlawlessVictory1977 6 points7 points ago

Shouldn't that say STD'S, not STI'S?

[–]pussErox 8 points9 points ago

lol sounds classier.. like a sports car

[–]lesonj 3 points4 points ago

It is, the Subaru impreza STI. it's my favorite car and I'm mad that they fucking changed STD to STI. >:(

[–]ampdgrouch 5 points6 points ago

I would love to catch an STI

[–]AHCretin -3 points-2 points ago

So, are you a forever aloner, a dog, or just like to get hit by cars?

[–]FlawlessVictory1977 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for telling me. I didn't know that.

[–]FlawlessVictory1977 0 points1 point ago

G.I.JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]s_youngblood 1 point2 points ago

I think they're targeting the wrong audience.

[–]colemanator 1 point2 points ago

Why do you lie to us? Do you hate us? Have we disappointed you in some way?

[–]tehLulzbringer 1 point2 points ago

Man, I haven't seen this one since 2006!

[–]QuintinT 1 point2 points ago

Everyone knows its a fraud looking for Karma but he has 656 Upvotes?

[–]TheDroopy 1 point2 points ago

This isn't original content, it's Aboriginal content.

[–]YNot1989 5 points6 points ago

Adding "on" at the end of a name is a Digimon thing, not a Pokemon thing.

[–]CallumFergy 2 points3 points ago

If you're going to fucking repost please, please don't claim it as your own. Scum.

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[–]Jack_Squire 1 point2 points ago

"Something I saw in school today" cannot possibly be interpreted as anything but you intending to pass it off as your own. Just confess.

[–]divinesleeper 1 point2 points ago

They should have called it the Aboriginal Student Hookup.

[–]Dr_Csquared 1 point2 points ago

What's a STI?

[–]willyolio 3 points4 points ago

Subaru Tecnica International, or Sexually Transmitted Infection

[–]Ztiller 0 points1 point ago

What's the difference?

[–]willyolio 2 points3 points ago

the first one could lead to the second one, depending on your personal decisions and skills, but the second one rarely leads to the first.

[–]StewieBanana -1 points0 points ago

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ACRONYMS!

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 0 points1 point ago

You should look at the military, literally everything is an acronym

[–]StewieBanana -1 points0 points ago

For the same thing though? Like VD, STD, STI.

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes, not always though

[–]KiwiSoldier 0 points1 point ago

He saw it on the internet at school. So technically correct

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Well I'm not gonna be the one with crabs, so I regret nothing :)

[–]ProbeIke 0 points1 point ago

Wait, Aboriginal? Weren't the aborigines native australians?

[–]Murmadurk 0 points1 point ago

My health teacher said if you catch all the STDs, then you become a god.

[–]connery78 0 points1 point ago

That's why that person's career is health teacher. Garbage in garbage out.

[–]wiseman_zin 0 points1 point ago

That must be a lonely association.

(Preemptive EDIT: If you think I'm being racist, look at the association again more carefully)

[–]Andrebatman 0 points1 point ago

most random message ever, are aboriginals known for enjoying pokemon?

[–]stud6988 0 points1 point ago

God, I wonder how many times I'm gonna see this posted, this is at least the third between this and r/pokemon

[–]X-Craft 0 points1 point ago

But my rock-type onyx is already strong against electricity, why do I need to put a rubber vest in him???

[–]yourmadbroski 0 points1 point ago

I could of sworn that was in my college too.

[–]SeppukuBLUE 0 points1 point ago

The evolved form is Condomoff. And it's better.

[–]Interesting_name 0 points1 point ago

You just have to wonder why this post has 650 upvotes. Are Redditors really that accepting of reposts?

[–]tickoftheclock 0 points1 point ago

I have serious doubts an AWD rally car is going to be slowed down by a condom.

[–]kaybizzle 0 points1 point ago

No, you didn't, unless you graduated from Reddit High School 3 years ago.

[–]reeru 0 points1 point ago

....condo-mon

sounds like a digimon dude

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I want to be educated sexually by abo's

[–]ckauffman 0 points1 point ago

If I knew you could get a Subaru STi by having random unprotected sex, I would have. . .

[–]mrun0riginal 0 points1 point ago

Would condomon not be a digimon? They all had 'mon' at the end of their names.

[–]DuckDragon 0 points1 point ago

No. No you fucking didn't. This has been posted an unbelievable amount of times.

http://karmadecay.com/r/funny/comments/tcz65/something_i_saw_in_school_today/

[–]KevintheJazzman 0 points1 point ago

I'm not one to downvote but this post is bullshit!

[–]andrewdeba 0 points1 point ago

Didn't use original Ash ,1/10, would not fuck.

[–]mastabates17 0 points1 point ago

Who has an aboriginal student association?

[–]gr8lolofchina 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else correct another person that the only monsters that have "mon" at the end of their name are Digimons?

[–]SConnelly53 0 points1 point ago

Seen it 200+ times. I may have believed you if it wasn't the EXACT same picture with the same paint on the wall

[–]sum_dude 0 points1 point ago

red engine

[–]Arknell 0 points1 point ago

Just realized that the Pokemon boy will have spaghetti arms for the rest of his life. Poor guy, no puberty and adulthood, no sense of direction or progress. Just squeaking animals.

[–]GreenLogic 0 points1 point ago

Doubt it. I've seen this too many times

[–]Souptime 0 points1 point ago

It bothers me when people add "mon" to the end of something to make it a Pokemon, that's digimon bro... ಠ_ಠ

[–]KofOaks 0 points1 point ago

Well, they definitely got the "gay" spirit going on with this add.

[–]Jack_Squire 0 points1 point ago

No you didn't, you lying piece of shit.

[–]maleealitaylor 0 points1 point ago

Aboriginal Student's Association

[–]mschnarr 0 points1 point ago

Sti??

[–]nachotacoburrito 0 points1 point ago

DOWNVOTE ALL THE REPOSTS !

[–]vvvZOMBIEvvv 0 points1 point ago

Lie and repost

[–]tamumike3 0 points1 point ago

Call me old fashioned, but I still call them STD's

[–]Grug16 0 points1 point ago

Rebuttal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7lEZBxu3zo Yay for Brental Floss

[–]BGYeti 0 points1 point ago

GOD STOP WITH THE REPOSTS!

[–]tidus033 0 points1 point ago

i read this as "condo mon"

[–]PointXIV 0 points1 point ago

If it has a mon at the end...isn't it a Digimon, not a Pokemon?

[–]Unheard 0 points1 point ago

9gag is calling you. They love quality reposts.

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[–]Cyton 1 point2 points ago

I'm at Pace U and I can confirm that these were posted all over the John Dorms with the organization changed at the bottom.

[–]Pro_Crastination 0 points1 point ago

Mohawk college?

[–]Skinny128 0 points1 point ago*

So...you didn't actually "see" this in school then??
WHY WOULD YOU LIE?!?!?!? * sob *

[–]LongRod_VanHugendong -1 points0 points ago

It grinds my gears when people put 'mon' at the end of something and think "pokemon". That's DIGIMON, you uncultured heathens!

[–]KyraShangea -1 points0 points ago

-slaps- NO. NO. BAD. GO BACK TO THE NON-INTERNET.

[–]hazel_amai13 -1 points0 points ago

All I can think is "thats not how you spell STDs".

[–]sarpedonx -1 points0 points ago

What the fuck is an STI

[–]isaac9092 -1 points0 points ago

Excuse me STI's ? Or STD's!

[–]OmaR-COmIN -2 points-1 points ago

What the fuck is an STI?!!!

[–]Tr1pla -3 points-2 points ago

Aboriginal Students' Association? I think I'm going to start a Swedish-American Students' Association group next year.

[–]FenrirIII 3 points4 points ago

I think this image is from Australia, where Aboriginals live.

[–]nobigdealyo 3 points4 points ago

Canada also uses the term Aboriginal to refer to what Americans call Native Americans.

[–]FenrirIII 0 points1 point ago

I have never heard that before. Interesting.

[–]TheWetMop[!] -3 points-2 points ago

adding "-mon" to the names of monsters is a digimon thing, not a pokemon thing.