How to ruin someone's day in 2 simple steps:

sergius1898 · 5 months

This got me curious about "Jack's Juice," so I Googled it (http://www.jacksjuice.com/baitspray.html) and found that it not only comes in "shrimp" but also "crawfish," "garlic," "salty shad," and "lizard."

And now I can't stop wondering what "lizard" smells like.

mooseknuckle83 · 5 months

Pretty relevant if you want a similar prank like this.

babamcrib · 5 months

I still prefer putting heroin in my friend's cocaine bag.

toddjunk · 5 months

In college (late 90s) we replaced the label on a bottle of Thirsty Dog with a regular Dasani label to make it look like standard bottled water. Made a friend of mine very sick.

It's beef flavored water that you pour on dry pet food.

chezywhitguy · 5 months

This would really get my shrimp fetish going

PurpleCapybara · 5 months

Reminder - when you freeze a lab rat in liquid nitrogen and smash it onto the floor of the person you're pranking, be sure that your office/dorm/room is not too close by. Little bits will scatter and some will not be found. They will thaw.

whoopzzz · 5 months

Here are some more great prank ideas!

bitchpotatobunny · 5 months

Technically, that's three steps. =)

drtide4 · 5 months

This may just top the caramel/candy covered onions.

swaggervance · 5 months

This would be the best way to fuck with someone who smokes weed in a dorm room. Plant the shrimp spray, wait for the room to fill with smoke and stank, and let a paranoid stoned kid spray that shit everywhere.

Samen28 · 5 months

Maybe stuff like this is the exact reason you have enemies to begin with?

Axelv · 5 months

The best thing is that you can give the leftover air freshener can relabeled to your salt water fisherman friend and laugh diabolically as he sprays his baits with Tropical Mist. Muhahaha!

FannyLord · 5 months

I normally just ejaculate into my friends Mayonnaise!

yerasimos · 5 months

alternate ending: fuck their mother

tom_yum · 5 months

Enemy is alergic to shellfish

Enemy's throat nasal passages begin to bloat, constricting their breathing

Enemy begins to asphyxiate

Jump out and say "Pranked ya!"

yParticle · 5 months

^She ^spent ^the ^first ^day ^packing ^her ^belongings ^into ^boxes, ^crates ^and ^suitcases.

^On ^the ^second ^day, ^she ^had ^the ^movers ^come ^and ^collect ^her ^things.

^On ^the ^third ^day, ^she ^sat ^down ^for ^the ^last ^time ^at ^their ^beautiful ^dining ^room ^table ^by ^candlelight, ^put ^on ^some ^soft ^background ^music, ^and ^feasted ^on ^a ^pound ^of ^shrimp, ^a ^jar ^of ^caviar, ^and ^a ^bottle ^of ^Chardonnay.

^When ^she ^had ^finished, ^she ^went ^into ^each ^and ^every ^room ^and ^deposited ^a ^few ^half-eaten ^shrimp ^shells, ^dipped ⁱⁿ ^caviar, ^into ^the ^hollow ^of ^the ^curtain ^rods.

^She ^then ^cleaned ^up ^the ^kitchen ^and ^left.

^When ^the ^husband ^returned ^with ^his ^new ^girlfriend, ^all ^was ^bliss ^for ^the ^first ^few ^days. ^Then ^slowly, ^the ^house ^began ^to ^smell. ^They ^tried ^everything; ^cleaning ^and ^mopping ^and ^airing ^the ^place ^out.

^Vents ^were ^checked ^for ^dead ^rodents, ^and ^carpets ^were ^steam ^cleaned. ^Air ^fresheners ^were ^hung ^everywhere.

^{Exterminators} ^were ^brought ⁱⁿ ^to ^set ^off ^gas ^canisters, ^during ^which ^they ^had ^to ^move ^out ^for ^a ^few ^days, ^and ⁱⁿ ^the ^end ^they ^even ^paid ^to ^replace ^the ^expensive ^wool ^carpeting.

^Nothing ^worked. ^People ^stopped ^coming ^over ^to ^visit...

^Repairmen ^refused ^to ^work ⁱⁿ ^the ^house...The ^maid ^quit...

^Finally, ^they ^could ^not ^take ^the ^stench ^any ^longer ^and ^decided ^to ^move.

^A ^month ^later, ^even ^though ^they ^had ^cut ^their ^price ⁱⁿ ^half, ^they ^could ^not ^find ^a ^buyer ^for ^their ^stinky ^house.

^Word ^got ^out, ^and ^eventually, ^even ^the ^local ^realtors ^refused ^to ^return ^their ^calls.

^Finally, ^they ^had ^to ^borrow ^a ^huge ^sum ^of ^money ^from ^the ^bank ^to ^purchase ^a ^new ^place.

^The ^ex-wife ^called ^the ^man, ^and ^asked ^how ^things ^were ^going. ^He ^told ^her ^the ^saga ^of ^the ^rotting ^house. ^She ^listened ^politely, ^and ^said ^that ^she ^missed ^her ^old ^home ^terribly, ^and ^would ^be ^willing ^to ^reduce ^her ^divorce ^settlement ⁱⁿ ^exchange ^for ^getting ^the ^house ^back...

^Knowing ^his ^ex-wife ^had ^no ^idea ^how ^bad ^the ^smell ^was, ^he ^agreed ^on ^a ^price ^that ^was ^about ^1/10th ^of ^what ^the ^house ^had ^been ^worth...But ^only ^if ^she ^were ^to ^sign ^the ^papers ^that ^very ^day. ^She ^agreed, ^and ^within ^the ^hour, ^his ^lawyers ^delivered ^the ^paperwork.

^A ^week ^later, ^the ^man ^and ^his ^new ^girlfriend ^stood ^smirking ^as ^they ^watched ^the ^moving ^company ^pack ^everything ^to ^take ^to ^their ^new ^home...

^{.....including} ^the ^curtain ^rods.

keith_weaver · 5 months

I can ruin people's days in one simple step: I show up.

Brian_is_trilla · 5 months

that shit cray!

AndyRooney · 5 months

If you're going to do it, do it right. Use coyote piss spray.

spyderman4g63 · 5 months

I tried this with cooking spray. I am now a widow.

SchinTeth · 5 months

I don´t wanna lure the sharks into my sisters toilet though

nstomper · 5 months

Or if you really want to ruin their day, do the opposite.

IamLeven · 5 months

I love the smell of fresh shrimp, this would be awesome.

gahhhhhhh · 5 months

Might want to check the ingredients to make sure you're not going to kill someone with a shellfish allergy.

PrematureArticulator · 5 months

at first I thought it was spraypaint

Greymor · 5 months

I can ruin someones' day in one step.

Burn their house down.

PixelGuyUK · 5 months

Forget all that work, just spray the fucker around and leave.

lalophobia · 5 months

Now this may sound silly ...

but what the actual fuck does one need shrimp scent in an aerosol can for ?! .. I mean sure, I can accept that the shrimp scent can act as bait...

that's why bait balls that you throw in the water work (according to friends that may or may not have fished at least one more time as I have) .. but just spraying it in the air ? am i missing something ?

vaporizor · 5 months

My poor coworkers, theyre never gonna sea it coming.

Jeptic · 5 months

Evil genius. I really have only one person on my shit list right now but man o man I would love to drop this on him

Kaunakeijo · 5 months

Thanks for the idea. I'll definitely going to use this, although I've something better in mind. Never heard of shitspray? Yeah they sell it here, and smells quite real. It was somekind of smash here in the May Day party, and city officials had to ban its sale during that day because it was so nasty.

schoolbusfire · 5 months

Step 3: return item to store

kilo_foxtrot · 5 months

Alternatively, replace someone's spray-on deodorant in the same way.

It was my wife's idea.

AfraidOfToasters · 5 months

If you have ever smelled this stuff you know that this is WAY too cruel for a joke. Seriously only do this to people you don't like.

dacouchpatato · 5 months

My friend saw me do this and sprayed it all over me and in my entire room.

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