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[–]sp1kline 151 points152 points ago

I love that type of clam.

[–]nuxenolith 44 points45 points ago

Particularly the unbearded variety.

[–]dragon_toes 7 points8 points ago

Nothing like when it starts to grow stuble.

[–]fan_22 1261 points1262 points ago

Well, I won't get those 40 minutes back....

[–]homomilk 424 points425 points ago

Is it bad that r/wtf NSFW posts are the only ones that give me erections anymore?

[–]RLabs 268 points269 points ago

It's probably a little strange if you got erections from the SFW ones...

[–]mastersprinkles 158 points159 points ago

Look Boss - this is a SFW erection!

[–]rsheahen 38 points39 points ago

Mind giving me a hand over here?

[–]uptwolait 33 points34 points ago

Something something about clocking out early.

[–]IsThisWhereANameGoes 39 points40 points ago

I think you mean cocking out early. ;)

[–]goodguyleon 89 points90 points ago

[–]PatronofSnark 61 points62 points ago

Like fucking clockwork.

[–]Zophory 2 points3 points ago

That fucking dog gets me every god damn time.

[–]SlimyMango 10 points11 points ago

No, all the shit here is super tame.

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[–]Quenchiest 7 points8 points ago

Ha! It only took me 40 seconds.

[–]spaeth455 10 points11 points ago

where was I?

[–]TreeBits 5 points6 points ago

Those little babies just go on, and on, and on, and on, . . .

[–]Dyolf_Knip 410 points411 points ago

Everything's better down where it's wetter, take it from me!

[–]soundtribe 12 points13 points ago

under the sea!

[–]k80k80k80 25 points26 points ago

What have they got, a pearl strand?

[–]se_bas 19 points20 points ago

I've got the half of a underwater cock-stand.

[–]RosieJo 791 points792 points ago

Not really WTF. That would feel goooooooooood...

[–]Narissis 96 points97 points ago

My first thought was "I kinda wish I was a girl so I could try that."

[–]WiteLite 42 points43 points ago

It's better than you can imagine.

[–]Narissis 9 points10 points ago

Stop making me jealous! D:

[–]WiteLite 4 points5 points ago

sorry :S

[–]LoveSexDeath 5 points6 points ago

trust me, you really, really, do.

[–]Narissis 6 points7 points ago

Oh well. At least I can pee my name in the snow.

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[–]helloimsexytheTARDIS 204 points205 points ago

So glad I'm not the only one to think that..

[–]teabythepark 117 points118 points ago

Thought that.. tried it... time for a nap.

[–]trampus1 44 points45 points ago

Where's your gif?

[–]teabythepark 195 points196 points ago*

Fine.But you have to make it a gif.

edit: Damn... not even sequential photos, my bad.

[–]capncanuck 57 points58 points ago

Thank you for delivering.

Time for a nap.

[–]teabythepark 7 points8 points ago

HAHA!

[–]Tensuke 21 points22 points ago

Damn, this time OP delivered something fierce. Thank you for being awesome.

[–]teabythepark 12 points13 points ago

;)

[–]daejones 28 points29 points ago

It's like my lucky day, an i'm not even in GW haha

[–]Wordfan 14 points15 points ago

And everyone who ever asked for a pic from a stranger online is suddenly justified.

[–]no_username_needed 4 points5 points ago

Damn, the one time OP delivers. I like this, keep being awesome.

[–]Djbirfday 2 points3 points ago

We're gonna need to have a word with you over at /r/gonewild.

[–]teabythepark 2 points3 points ago

Awww.... fuck. I got caught. I'm just trying to... you know... keep my link karma down. It won't happen again sir.. unless you want it to.

[–]teabythepark 30 points31 points ago

You wanna film?

[–]garrisb7514 25 points26 points ago

I actually kinda do. Im curious how it would feel since I don't have a vagina.

[–]crazycrave95 9 points10 points ago

chants

GIF! GIF! GIF! GIF! GIF!

[–]helloimsexytheTARDIS 11 points12 points ago

I've been wondering if I'd get this as a response someday. Hurrah.

[–]Erosindra 15 points16 points ago

I second that.

[–]TimeLordOfTheRings 7 points8 points ago

Hello, sexy...

[–]timerout 87 points88 points ago

get a pair of these: http://www.bracli.com/

[–]jmgreen823 59 points60 points ago

I can't stand websites built in flash.

[–]lloydallen31 2 points3 points ago

I cannot believe how terrible that website was.

[–]A_British_Gentleman 10 points11 points ago

Currently on iPhone. I also hate flash.

(Well, I hate Apple, not flash)

[–]midnitefox 2 points3 points ago

I know it's been rough, but I like Apple for helping to kill Flash. I hate Flash on my PC why the hell would I want it on my iPhone? Soon everything will be in HTML5.

[–]A_British_Gentleman 2 points3 points ago

Html5 will be great. Damn IE holding it back! :(

[–]dapostman10 16 points17 points ago

Its more sexy if you pronounce it broccoli. That's how the french would want it.

[–]Axmirza2 31 points32 points ago

That's so relevant its scary

[–]SomeGuyWithABoner 30 points31 points ago

Got one for my wife, you can only wear it like lingerie since it's somewhat uncomfortable.

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 3 points4 points ago

I don't know you but, I'm pretty sure I love you.

[–]Alymae 240 points241 points ago

I know right? I need to get my boyfriend to get me a pearl necklace now. Ifyouknowwhatimean

[–]Xeshema 94 points95 points ago

Say no more, say no more!

[–]BeatlesForSale 80 points81 points ago

A nods as good as a wink to a blind bat eh?

[–]Megadeth619 7 points8 points ago

Is your wife into... Photography?

[–]ironpony 8 points9 points ago

I could stand to hear a little more...

[–]maruraba 4 points5 points ago

Thanks, I came into the comments to ask one question.

[–]Andy-J 14 points15 points ago

I came into the gif

[–]ChemicalPleasure 75 points76 points ago

This sort of thing makes me wonder what having a pussy is like and for some reason it makes me hungry...

[–]bunnygurl 35 points36 points ago

I like the way you think.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

There's this, and having painful gassy cramping weeks of pain. Would you make the trade off?

[–]captain_zavec 9 points10 points ago

yes.

[–]nuxenolith 72 points73 points ago

Notice how the inner labia oscillate, sinusoidally.

Spheres. Shapes. Science.

[–]snorch 17 points18 points ago

To me they just looked like they were wafting in the breeze like palm fronds, but your explanation is more mathy.

[–]Whiskey_Jack 63 points64 points ago

This gif is really well made.

[–]robjensen 43 points44 points ago

So is that vagina. HIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[–]Vorpal_Hammer 304 points305 points ago

That's seriously hot.

[–]spliff_and_gif 434 points435 points ago

They

from the sea [NSFW]

can see

[–]WhiteStripe88 84 points85 points ago

This is more WTF than OPs post, nicely done

[–]fuckitiamhonest 42 points43 points ago

You're going places.

[–]__slots__ 15 points16 points ago

straight out of a job and into the reddit gold lounge

[–]Zhang5 14 points15 points ago

I just recently finished re-playing World of Goo, and those reminded me of the goo balls. I hate you.

[–]retribute 115 points116 points ago

[–]no_username_needed 16 points17 points ago

I swear, this is the most easily used karma-magnet gif I've seen. It's like a goddamn sponge.

[–]matt01ss 8 points9 points ago

Stop.. stop that!

[–]I_EAT_TEETH 16 points17 points ago

My upvotes, you get all of them.

[–]ShrimpScampie 2 points3 points ago

They lose an eye on their journey O_O

[–]ThisIsMe19 4 points5 points ago

They lose an eye on their journey O_

FTFY

[–]justbecausewhynot 52 points53 points ago

It worries me that as soon as I saw the gif I recognized "that" as carli banks. I should take some time off.

[–]jellyfungus 49 points50 points ago

If you can name porn stars just by looking at their vag .Then you might watch too much porn, Just sayin'.

[–]Mint-BerryCRUNCH 10 points11 points ago

too much?...

[–]zerbey 145 points146 points ago

That's mesmerising.

[–]Beetso 218 points219 points ago

This is a highly educational gif for anyone who has ever wondered about the difference between labia majora and labia minora.

[–]Not_A_Bovine 39 points40 points ago

Yes.....for science.....

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[–]fool_of_a_took 128 points129 points ago

You know, it occurs to me that straight people have reason to be interested in both.... variety of genitals, but gay people really have no reason at all to care about the other sex's, beyond an academic interest.

I don't know where I'm going with this, it was just a thought that I had.

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[–]antibios 54 points55 points ago

that works for straight people too

[–]ILL_EAT_YOUR_DICK 16 points17 points ago

That happens? You become so horny you have straight sex?

[–]feanturi 48 points49 points ago

Any port in a storm, as they say.

[–]LuridTeaParty 12 points13 points ago

Any hole's a goal.

[–]Iratus 10 points11 points ago

Any foxhole during war.

[–]Razed 38 points39 points ago

let's find a gay male gynecologist, and ask if it's always just business?

[–]GrapeJuicePlus 13 points14 points ago

Most straight guys don't either.

[–]Kretek_Kreddit 2 points3 points ago

Thank you for the science!

[–]judehoffman 109 points110 points ago

I just accidentally opened this in front of a class of 400. Roughly 399 people saw it.

[–]Berdiie 109 points110 points ago

Stop browsing Reddit on the projector, Professor.

[–]shuddleston919 11 points12 points ago

To aid you in the upcoming weeks,

/r/forhire

[–]TheHalfsightedOne 69 points70 points ago

Anyone have the sauce for this? the original video or whatnot?

[–]UnseenUniversity 228 points229 points ago

[–]DrummondMcc 27 points28 points ago

around 3:30

[–]johnlolcopter 16 points17 points ago

Damn, they should REALLY make more porn with nature sounds in the background! Never has my erection been so peaceful!

[–]MauritianPhoenix 13 points14 points ago

And they say diamonds are a girls best friend

[–]pakron 30 points31 points ago

Just leaving a note to myself to remind myself to do something.

[–]ScotteeMC 7 points8 points ago

Maybe I do, maybe I don't.

notmyproudestmoment.

[–]RadioactiveClownsSux 2 points3 points ago

Damnit man! I've got to get up early tomorrow.

[–]AbandonedUsername 19 points20 points ago

For those who would like to download the video: http://oron.com/0i5spt0jir0b

From: http://www.pornbb.org/post16347806.html#16347806

[–]amodernmodder 2 points3 points ago

what about those that just want to watch it and not download? is there hope for us?

[–]retroshark 96 points97 points ago

wow, this is such a lovely gif! i could stare for hours...

[–]earfffffffffff 100 points101 points ago

im gay and i still could not stop watching this

[–]mrthbrd 77 points78 points ago

I have some news for you...

(I kid)

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[–]nuxenolith 72 points73 points ago

FALSE. Vaginas are not sentient.

[–]SpaizKadett 52 points53 points ago

That must be a real nice feeling

[–]Rwh909r 15 points16 points ago

Long live the hypnoclam

[–]11jeckley 41 points42 points ago

That looks like it would feel soooooooooooo good.

[–]SuggestiveMaterial 14 points15 points ago

I watched that for entirely too long. It never ends.... EVER.

[–]pakron 12 points13 points ago

actually it does after 3 minutes 27 seconds.

[–]shorty6049 23 points24 points ago

You timed yourself?

[–]D_Knight8 23 points24 points ago

Anyone else just get hungry?

[–]Sandbox47 18 points19 points ago

This I shall now test.

[–]marblefoot 7 points8 points ago

I would honestly like to know the result of this test.

[–]pakron 7 points8 points ago

Let me know if you require assistance.

[–]karltee 7 points8 points ago

dat quality!

[–]Jawa99 17 points18 points ago

What a long string of pearls!

[–]TheMadMule 7 points8 points ago

Ignored the NSFW tag, opened it anyway in class.

So glad I chose to sit in the back row today.

[–]kellephant 6 points7 points ago

I've been wearing pearls wrong for years!

[–]Hazza32 42 points43 points ago

megusta

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points ago

That's the most beautiful vagina I have ever seen. We are all thinking that.

[–]Cervical_Mucus 64 points65 points ago

As a straight female, I don't think I ever wanted to put my face in someone's vagina as much as I do right now. Hottttt!

[–]Humancomputer87 13 points14 points ago

Hell yes. I think I'm bi.

[–]RamRam_ 45 points46 points ago

Yeah you're not straight.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

I know right? Same here.

[–]mahcuz 8 points9 points ago

Carli Banks is certainly a contender for prettiest vag!

[–]chrunchy 6 points7 points ago

I finally understand why women like pearls.

[–]RubSomeFunkOnIt 5 points6 points ago

That there is a quality vagina.

[–]grifter600 4 points5 points ago

Evening plans set.

[–]MisterDonkey 6 points7 points ago

Want To Fuck

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[–]fuzzbunny 14 points15 points ago

or inside of!

[–]Youcntbeserious 15 points16 points ago

I now know what I want my boyfriend to get me for my birthday. THANK YOU REDDIT!

[–]kaljaen 74 points75 points ago

Why is this in WTF? It should be in NSFW_GIF or something at the very least.

[–]trucekill 104 points105 points ago

Methinks it belongs in /r/food.

[–]kaljaen 24 points25 points ago

I like the way you think, guy.

[–]moustache_ridez 2 points3 points ago

You're going places!

[–]halstedom 27 points28 points ago

It already was.

[–]kaljaen 10 points11 points ago

Didn't know that. :( But still, this isn't really WTF worthy.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

aaaaaand now I want some oysters

[–]failbotron 5 points6 points ago

actually looks kinda hot....

[–]katemonster17 4 points5 points ago

i've never found a vagina more beautiful than in this post, thank you.

[–]A_British_Gentleman 5 points6 points ago

Things like this make me think women get far more fun genitals.

[–]Manifestoofsam 5 points6 points ago

Why can't I stop watching this?!

[–]brblongitude 2 points3 points ago

That is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

[–]Kujo_A2 5 points6 points ago

I FOUND THE ENEMY BIOWEAPON!

[–]IAmTheShadowSurfer 3 points4 points ago

Mother of perl

[–]widssss 4 points5 points ago

So that's what it looks like down there.

[–]trichomaniac 3 points4 points ago

This is hands down the greatest .gif in the history of the internet.

[–]AlmightyTurtleman 3 points4 points ago

[–]Vrpljbrwock 3 points4 points ago

[–]Indexius 5 points6 points ago

[–]dooby181 2 points3 points ago

boner...that is all

[–]GoodAsDead420 2 points3 points ago

Fap?

[–]realchaos1 2 points3 points ago

I need to find a women to try this on... A-stat!

[–]Endevour 2 points3 points ago

Mouth watering, for some reason...

[–]jlindenbaum 2 points3 points ago

This has an oddly calming effect...

[–]anjjelikka 2 points3 points ago

Oddly enough, I can't look away from this.. It's like a pink stingray gliding on a sea of........pearls.

[–]werko 2 points3 points ago

That loop is perfectly seamless.

[–]ccolt15 2 points3 points ago

My phone wont let me view gifs. Im commenting so i can view later. You know.. For science..

[–]streakless 2 points3 points ago

Brb, gonna go buy some pearl necklaces.

[–]denim-chicken 2 points3 points ago

well I'm definitely stealing that idea.

[–]mecrosis 2 points3 points ago

For some reason, I feel compelled to lick it.

[–]trampus1 2 points3 points ago

This is nice. Not even in a dirty way, it's just pleasant to look at. The more I zoom in, the better it gets.

[–]lowrads 2 points3 points ago

And suddenly Mardis Gras became a whole lot more logical.

[–]NonViolentWar 2 points3 points ago

That was hypnotic.

[–]OgGorrilaKing 5 points6 points ago

Now thats what I call a pearl necklace.

[–]Irrelaphant 16 points17 points ago

Im thinkin Arby's

[–]orion10k 5 points6 points ago

Hot. I wanna do this for my GF.

[–]chakada92 1 point2 points ago

i could watch this gif forever

[–]eisforenigma 1 point2 points ago

So... is that how you use those?

[–]timerout 1 point2 points ago

happy as a clam.....oyster..

[–]epistemology 1 point2 points ago

Hypnotic.

[–]erayzer 1 point2 points ago

Learned the hard way...[NSFW] should be at the start of the title

[–]well_golly 1 point2 points ago

I'm wondering what song would be the best to play in the background while I watch this.

[–]StringMaple 1 point2 points ago

Mesmerizing.

[–]Slippery_John 1 point2 points ago

Why is this wtf exactly?

[–]txp2 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else had to look at that twice?

[–]iHeartCoolStuff 1 point2 points ago

My god it's mesmerizing.

[–]BigBearAH 1 point2 points ago

this is art!... i think

[–]yamatoshi 1 point2 points ago

I've been both to heaven and hell and back all in one night somehow...

[–]jackwoww 1 point2 points ago

That's a weird looking cla. . .wait a minute.