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[–]Mrslinger85 229 points230 points ago

Probably some PETA crap.

[–]xebo 227 points228 points ago

The ironic thing is that most PETA adverts just make me want to go out and buy a steak. I'm being completely honest. I could so go for a steak right now. Who's with me?

[–]HighBees 28 points29 points ago

Just like when "Super Size Me" finished I wanted McDonald's really bad

[–]NotSoGoodAtPhotoshop 4 points5 points ago

Or super high me. I really wanted to get high.

[–]RYG420 1 point2 points ago

And you.. I can fix that problem. BRB! :)

[–]RYG420 1 point2 points ago

Damn you, not I want McDonald's.

[–]NotSoGoodAtPhotoshop 1 point2 points ago

Or super high me. I really wanted to get high.

[–]tizerflash 53 points54 points ago

I am.

[–]canadianman001 5 points6 points ago

I'll go prep and light the grill. You buy the steaks.

[–]elesdee 18 points19 points ago

Depends, are we talking Tri-Tip, London Broil, Flank? What's your cooking method?? I don't agree to steaks with internet strangers without doing my homework first...

[–]Spider_Riviera 20 points21 points ago

Shout "Fire!" at it a few times on either side and gimme.

[–]elesdee 12 points13 points ago

I normally do my grilling in a crowded movie theater, so that's out.

[–]mastersprinkles 7 points8 points ago

Airplane griller here - I'm out.

[–]spartanchild 5 points6 points ago

The best way to grill a steak is with moderate to intense observation.

[–]DisposibleDad 5 points6 points ago

I hear waterboarding, and intense lights in the eyes is also effective when grilling

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[–]Nocturin 3 points4 points ago

I have had steak that is on my top ten experiences prepared similar to what you describe.

Try marinating some steak in your favorite beer for about 4 hours, with all the same spices. Delicious.

[–]I_EAT_TEETH 1 point2 points ago

Tri-tip? You must be local. Too bad it's popularity has resulted in the price going to over $5 a pound.

[–]lilbuzz1996 2 points3 points ago

I enjoy teeth and steak. Let's be friends.

[–]I_EAT_TEETH 2 points3 points ago

Let's.

[–]DIRTY_SHEEP_FUCKER 1 point2 points ago

Tri-tip in the smoker for fajitas is fucking amazing. Smoked paprika, cumin, chili powder, garlic powder..... brb making fajitas.

[–]robotobo 0 points1 point ago

For British folks, that'd be ~3 pounds per pound. How can they possibly say that with a straight face?

[–]I_EAT_TEETH 2 points3 points ago

They would say pound per kilo or stone?

[–]Tyaedalis 4 points5 points ago

I can walk 1.609344 kilometers per mile with ease.

[–]I_EAT_TEETH 1 point2 points ago

Yes, but how many kilograms can you walk in an hour?

[–]MysticKirby 2 points3 points ago

I was reminded of this:

http://i.imgur.com/fQhW6.jpg

[–]Tyaedalis 1 point2 points ago

Eleventy-six. Exactly.

[–]SirNoName 1 point2 points ago

What about in pounds per stone?
Oh, and yee-haw...?

[–]DrHaifisch 0 points1 point ago

The bottom sirloin tri-tip isn't even that great of a cut either. People just buy it because a) it looks nice, and b) it comes in nice symmetrical small serving slices. It is great for feeding a family, but there are several better alternatives in that price range.

[–]I_EAT_TEETH 0 points1 point ago

The key to good tri-tip is buying it whole, putting on a dry rub, then cooking it over oak on the grill for approximately 45 minutes, until it is medium rare. Then slicing it relatively then against the grain. Serve with beans, salad, garlic bread, and salsa, if you're into that kind of thing.

[–]ericn1300 1 point2 points ago

You'll not be grilling me on the type or method laddie or you'll be having' me tube steak and be sore and hungry.

[–]Tyaedalis -2 points-1 points ago

I could go for a ribeye cooked over a propane grill to a nice medium-rare perfection.

[–]KilianaNightwolf 4 points5 points ago

Propane? You do that shit on a charcoal grill, son.

[–]Tyaedalis -1 points0 points ago

Nah, propane is way cleaner. I don't want my meat tasting like a forest fire.

[–]Avien 7 points8 points ago

I'm thinking turf an' turf.

[–]Dapwell 4 points5 points ago

Same with me. I watched Food Inc. whilst eating a big mac and a double cheeseburger. I felt horrible for wanting more after I was finished...

[–]__slots__ 1 point2 points ago

Steak and a naked woman, yes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I want to eat out... I have been craving vaginas.

[–]fishnetdiver 1 point2 points ago

[–]The_Jimster -1 points0 points ago

I could go for some turf and turf right about now

[–]spliff_and_gif 20 points21 points ago

Probably some PETA crap.

They have some nerve.

[–]xebo 24 points25 points ago

Those face-cuts are 90% cartilage and fat anyway - Great for stews, but bad for grilling.

[–]clankton 2 points3 points ago

Oh man. That made me feel sick.

[–]ThePeskiestGnime 3 points4 points ago

That moment when it's a gif... Ohgodwhy

[–]aesthe 5 points6 points ago

I thought the same thing, and it pisses me off. There ARE commercial practices against animals that deserve protesting, but this radical group makes it difficult to have a legitimate agenda.

[–]frog_licker 4 points5 points ago

They also polarize the public, swaying most people against them.

[–]thescrapplekid 10 points11 points ago

[–]ObeseWeremonkey -1 points0 points ago

I have that shirt! It's my favorite one.

[–]austeregrim 5 points6 points ago

I was thinking it might be a human trafficking ad... but peta sounds more, much more correct.

[–]great_gape 4 points5 points ago

so bold. so edgy.

[–]nill0c 1 point2 points ago

the low prices?

[–]flying_pigs 1 point2 points ago

Starring Nicholas Cage

[–]7ate9 0 points1 point ago

While you're shopping, pick up some spinach. Make yourself some spanako-peta.

[–]InRustITrust 66 points67 points ago

Carl: Because we're friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a well roasted face together.

Paul: That isn't friendship, Carl. That's sick.

[–]agressiv 23 points24 points ago

Caaaarrrrrrrlllllll!!!!

[–]i_eat_vegetarians 11 points12 points ago

I'm down.

[–]Personsen 11 points12 points ago

Relevant username is relevant

[–]Oluja 9 points10 points ago

I thought it'd be cooked more. Raw face is just gross.

[–]noirpat 1 point2 points ago

All I see there is face... What happened to her hands?

[–]baberg 21 points22 points ago

Two cannibals are eating a person. One starts at the head, the other starts at the feet.

The first one says, "This is so terrific. What about you? How are you doing on the other end?"

The second says, "Oh, I'm having a ball!"

The first replies, "Slow down! You're eating too fast!"

[–]Ekanselttar 7 points8 points ago

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them stops, turns to the other, and says, "This guy taste funny to you?"

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 51 points52 points ago

Well, that's one way to save face -- cling wrap it.

[–]TheMeIWarnedYouAbout 20 points21 points ago

You and me. Pun face-off. Let's go.

[–]tugmyboat 20 points21 points ago

let's face it, he doesn't want to battle.

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 16 points17 points ago

I think you've got a lot of cheek to say that.

Everyone nose I'm always up for a pun battle.

[–]chuperamigo 15 points16 points ago

They really shouldn't deface personal property like that.

[–]sismit 14 points15 points ago

I agree, our rights deserve more than just lip service.

[–]ForYourUmbrellas 8 points9 points ago

woah, dont get a head of yourself.

[–]isiah1979 1 point2 points ago

I am tongue in cheek on this one

[–]tugmyboat 0 points1 point ago

I really put my foot in my mouth there..

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 12 points13 points ago

Sorry, but when angry, eye lash out.

[–]measuredinyears 29 points30 points ago

[–]Zorbathon -1 points0 points ago

whatever... however it's a great image.

[–]earthworm_jim7 13 points14 points ago

ONLY 7 BUCKS?!

[–]bigbeck89 10 points11 points ago

Soylent green...

[–]c-fox 4 points5 points ago

...is people.

[–]zack10house 9 points10 points ago

Dude, spoilers

[–]snaggletoothbelle 13 points14 points ago

It's bread

[–]h3rpad3rp 4 points5 points ago

Wow, those are very well done.

[–]Kashmeer 5 points6 points ago

The Faceless Men have up-scaled their operation to mass production.

[–]Sr98 3 points4 points ago

[–]shawtywtits 4 points5 points ago

this is not nearly as tasteful as I pictured...raw face is just gross!

[–]Savir5850 5 points6 points ago

Perhaps this is related?

[–]moikederp 2 points3 points ago

This may be the work of Kittiwat Unarrom, who was famous a few years ago for making gruesome body-part art out of bread.

Not sure, though.

[–]DollarShills 10 points11 points ago

So, you're saying it's pita?

[–]lilshawn 1 point2 points ago

Oh...I see what you did there (_)

[–]keshav108 1 point2 points ago

I read about that.

[–]Alimayu 7 points8 points ago

Easiest way to get dome I guess.

[–]IronWithin 2 points3 points ago

Face/Off was an alright movie.

[–]IndenAisle 2 points3 points ago

[–]fallscityboy 2 points3 points ago

Cranial fillet is made of... People!

[–]turdNUGZ 2 points3 points ago

[–]DrZicter 2 points3 points ago

gasp

The people is made of Soylent Green!

[–]Hatersgonnahate457 2 points3 points ago

Why is the face on the top middle right more expensive. Than the one in the left

[–]brosenfeld 2 points3 points ago

$15.99/kg is a total ripoff.

[–]GuyFierisHair 2 points3 points ago

TIL I can get head for $7.07

[–]dragon_toes 3 points4 points ago

My guess is this isn't a PETA ad, but part of an art project that was around a while back making a statement about how women are objectified are nothing but "pieces of meat."

[–]anonish2 1 point2 points ago

well, if its about the objectification of women, they packaged the wrong parts.

[–]Rambis 0 points1 point ago

Or latex masks/faces at an FX/Halloween shop?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Get me the one with extra snout.

[–]SRowan 1 point2 points ago

All this made me think is "PETA is right, face tastes awesome!" Seriously, it's my favorite part of most animals.

[–]avizzlen1nj4 1 point2 points ago

Mmmmm...roast that face...get a friend..enjoy some perfectly roasted face together.

[–]hunterszombie 1 point2 points ago

Looks like they put the halloween decorations out early.

[–]eDave 1 point2 points ago

The one in the lower middle looks JUST LIKE ME. I mean, just like me. Did a double take. Weird.

[–]DeadManWalk 1 point2 points ago

Peta crap I say a chicken should be eaten for every peta ad

[–]themarsrover 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to Facebook

[–]vineskyle 1 point2 points ago

I love PETA and Vegetarians, it means there is more meat for me to eat :)

[–]craptrick 1 point2 points ago

THAT'S A LOTTA WTF!

[–]caughdog 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to reddit-where a picture of cut off faces starts a thread about steak.

[–]KayTheMissingno 1 point2 points ago

Anyone seen llamas with hats 4? They look like party decorations

[–]chocobaby 1 point2 points ago

Finally! I can make out with my dinner!

[–]Deputy_Dan 1 point2 points ago

This was on Creepypasta wiki...

[–]Gabe_b 1 point2 points ago

A pound of Art, I believe

[–]reagan2016 1 point2 points ago

This gave me an erection.

[–]Err0rX 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, not a PETA thing. It was posted here back in 2009.

I know it's fun to blame all the people we hate for things we don't like, but if you don't validate your claims before you start spewing bullshit, well then you're no better than Fox News.

Edit: Not directed at OP, but too many commenters blaming PETA to reply to just one.

[–]zddat1234 5 points6 points ago

This shit is so stupid. PETA wants us to feel bad for eating animals and shows us dead humans as some sort of comparison? Guess what assholes, animals eat other animals. Go protest lions eating gazelles you fucking twats. Humans are at the top of the food chain so we eat all the shit under us. Get over it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

If we just had a r/weirdmodernart then r/WTF would be effectively empty. Add an r/NOPE and it would be totally empty.

[–]dorian_gray11 1 point2 points ago

There is /r/wtfart

[–]Billy_Blaze 12 points13 points ago

What the fart?!

[–]ktamma 1 point2 points ago

Donna Noble has left the library. Donna Noble has been saved.

[–]zack10house 1 point2 points ago

Downvotes on a Doctor Who reference? I am disappointed in you, Reddit

[–]TheUninspiredArtist 1 point2 points ago

Llama's with Hats anyone?

[–]underdabridge 3 points4 points ago

That looks delish!

[–]nsocks4 9 points10 points ago

ah yes, what the fart

[–]TheNativeRaver 0 points1 point ago

That's how I read it too...

[–]pyronova 1 point2 points ago

Carl

"That's what friendship is, two pals munching on a well cooked face together"

[–]Noteasyjustnothard 0 points1 point ago

At least you don't have to worry about mad cow. Still going to have to deal with the hormones.

[–]kanewaltman 0 points1 point ago

Facebooks getting weird...

[–]average_AZN 0 points1 point ago

a pound of photoshop please

[–]Austinlyle0 0 points1 point ago

How is there not one Soylent Green joke here?

Fine... SPREAD THE WORD, FENALE FILET IS PEOPLE!!!

[–]silvercyanide 0 points1 point ago

I love how it seems to assume that I'd want to eat the face of anything. I'd prefer a leg or ribs. Maybe a shoulder if I want a roast.

[–]Bradical420 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, I think i could eat human if i knew where to get it.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

okay, im going to be a critic here and just point out that the open eye has too much life in it. if that eye would have been shopped to lose some of that vivacity and been dulled out a bit, it would have been the icing on the cake and given the image that last oomph of realism, but as it is now, it just stands out as theatrical or staged.

[–]IEnjoyFancyHats -1 points0 points ago

...and friendship is two pals munching on a well roasted face together.

[–]EuropeanLady -1 points0 points ago

What kind of idiocy is this? Someone went wild with Photoshop? Very bad taste.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

We mate, just like animals. We fight, just like animals. We eat, just like animals. Why do religious groups and peta think we are any different?