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all 39 comments

[–]rose_quartz 38 points39 points ago

Alternative Title: When Redditors Want Karma and See a Post with 500+ Comments

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.

[–]DerpHerpson123 0 points1 point ago

REPOST YOU MUTHAFUCKA

[–]mrdaterape 0 points1 point ago

repoooooooooooooooooost

[–]Coffeh 6 points7 points ago

Usually when im done with an exam my hand has cramped up enough that i cant even write butthole.

[–]Aholymost 11 points12 points ago

You must be in High School. In college when you finish an exam, you get out of there.

[–]Bflave_notmyrealname 0 points1 point ago

You must be in a liberal arts program where grades are easier than Betty White

[–]Aholymost 0 points1 point ago

Nope, electrical and computer engineering major. Doesn't mean I don't finish some tests a few minutes early.

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[–]WaterChestnut3 0 points1 point ago

Actually, both are correct.

[–]fullyflared91 -3 points-2 points ago

You know what I meant

[–]barrybulsara 4 points5 points ago

I of an idea - why don't you edit it?

[–]ConnorBoyd 1 point2 points ago

He's too annoyed to care, he wouldn't dream have it.

[–]fullyflared91 -2 points-1 points ago

When I read it to myself it doesn't sound wrong, I don't think it's that big of a deal?

[–]barrybulsara 1 point2 points ago

Well, here's why it's wrong.. it's not up with killing millions of Jews in WW2 but it's a good way to come across as simple on a generally literate website.

I now sound patronizing so please accept this picture of a squirrel with big nuts.

[–]Narissis 4 points5 points ago

Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

[–]r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCK 3 points4 points ago

Protip 1: Change font to Courier New.

Protip 2: Change period font size to +2.

[–]CtrlAltDeleteDie 2 points3 points ago*

Line spacing to 1.1 Margins to 1.1 in.

[–]jack12354 0 points1 point ago

Character Spacing: 4%

[–]lca254 2 points3 points ago

What should we call redditors who steal from what should we call me?

[–]kamikazewave 1 point2 points ago

I remember once in college I had 3 hours to finish a math exam and I ran out of things to write in 45 minutes. I looked around and everyone was still working furiously.

I knew then I'd failed the final and just hoped for a pity pass. Lucky for me I'd done well on the midterm and the prof felt pity for me.

[–]Remy_Marathe 2 points3 points ago

I think your biggest problem was writing on your math exam.

[–]mcrmarine 0 points1 point ago

Why is there a claymore on his desk?!?!

[–]DrH0denkrampf 1 point2 points ago

It helps you dealing with the teacher

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

what show is this from??

[–]aniaroks 0 points1 point ago

Parks and Recreation

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I haven't had time let on an exam in a long time

[–]Lakshata 0 points1 point ago

I get it, this gif works for everything.

[–]Dubhuir 0 points1 point ago

[–]hafti77 0 points1 point ago

"have time left in an exam"

fuck you.

[–]Engelmann_a 0 points1 point ago

So, you're doing an exam with a typing machine? Nice exams you have!

[–]WaterChestnut3 0 points1 point ago

A... typing machine? cringe

[–]albatrawesome 0 points1 point ago

Oh! Hey! Cool! I see you've literally ripped this, word for word, from whatshoudwecallme.tumblr.com

How unoriginal! Good for you! I hope you feel good about yourself!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Does he have a clamore mine on his desk?

[–]evllprchn 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

[–]Mjr_Ruckus -1 points0 points ago

Easily my favorite GIF ever

[–]Anaklusmos -1 points0 points ago

Suddenly the word "nigger" becomes the only word in your vocabulary.

[–]leDanielle 0 points1 point ago

I know I shouldn't have, but I laughed soooo hard at this.

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[–]Fix_Lag 10 points11 points ago

You reposted this with an identical title to a submission a day ago. AN IDENTICAL TITLE.

IF YOU WANT TO STEAL KARMA, AT LEAST EXPEND A JOULE OF EFFORT HIDING YOUR THIEVERY.