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[–]Jromanorum 26 points27 points ago

my dads not a cell phone!!

[–]atran5 3 points4 points ago

DUHHH

[–]travisg93 0 points1 point ago

I are the phone

[–]lindymad 6 points7 points ago

What's the blue thing in the cake?

[–]PrettyNinja 2 points3 points ago

[–]BruteLogic 1 point2 points ago

I might just be drunk, but it looks like a face to me. A really creepy, little, blue, smurf-like face.

[–]Thor_Odin_Son 0 points1 point ago

i was gonna say it looked like an alien, and i'm sober!

[–]necromundus 1 point2 points ago

I think it's a candle

[–]karmaislikegolf 8 points9 points ago

You have terrible grammar.

[–]kickpants[S] -5 points-4 points ago

Nah, it's a typo

[–]stanfan114 6 points7 points ago

It is still terrible without the "on".

You should feel bad.

Happy birthday.

[–]kickpants[S] 0 points1 point ago

God I am the worst

[–]karmaislikegolf 2 points3 points ago

It most certainly is not.

[–]Catsler 4 points5 points ago

I came to my favourite website

It reminds me about this great vid I saw

Showed a pic, made a joke

Didn't even give the link to the video..... MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?hd=1&v=gAYL5H46QnQ

[–]nottarokun 5 points6 points ago

Welcome to the real world jackass!

[–]BigSugarBear 2 points3 points ago

I've always thought this gif went way to fast. But, ya know, thats just like my opinion and stuff

[–]PrettyNinja 1 point2 points ago

It's okay, I aint part of the system either.

[–]badphish94 1 point2 points ago

Yea, I'm spending today (my 21st b-day) in a final, than i have to study for my final on wednesday. Sucks.

[–]jay456 1 point2 points ago

Happy Birthday! :)

[–]zombatart 1 point2 points ago

happy birthday to usss

[–]jimbosaur 1 point2 points ago

I just had my birthday yesterday! Happy birthday to me: four hour Administrative and Regulatory State (law school) final at 9am today! Huzzah!

[–]Milosmilk 1 point2 points ago

That title does not any sense whatsoever.

[–]kickpants[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Take out the word "on" and suddenly it doth

[–]sobriquet_ 1 point2 points ago

You should have thought about that before you left your mother!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

My birthday and finals are also today! I feel your pain.

[–]mooman92 1 point2 points ago

happy birthday man, I'm in the same boat good luck on your finals!

[–]seawied 1 point2 points ago

You know, several years ago (I think it was my 20th birthday) this exact same thing happened to me.

Oh, and I ran my car into a pole too. Wasn't a fun birthday.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I was wondering why there wasn't a slice cut out of the cake when the kid had gotten him a slice.

Guess you just can't trust the system..

[–]holbermr 1 point2 points ago

my birthday is today too, wait till your a senior, you'll graduate around your birthday. worth it

[–]PringleTits 1 point2 points ago

I just happen to open that .gif while listening to this

Made me enjoy it that much more.

[–]in8joy 1 point2 points ago

Don't worry fellow may 7th birthday having person, it's way better after college!

[–]doublepulse 1 point2 points ago

I have been there- the evening of my 21st birthday I had a philosophy final at 7PM and then a geology exam in the morning. To top it off my family "lost my phone number" and forgot to call me too. All was not lost. My SO and a good buddy of ours celebrated anyway. Happy birthday!

[–]rumsoil 1 point2 points ago

Happy birthday! It's mine too. I have AP testing this week and next week too.

[–]Semajj 1 point2 points ago

My friend had 3 back to back finals today. Physics 241, solid state chemistry, and then vector calculus. Today is also his birthday

[–]cookiebox123 1 point2 points ago*

Why the repost?

Cus relevance

[–]kickpants[S] 0 points1 point ago

I suppose because it's relevant.

[–]cookiebox123 0 points1 point ago

I see your point and saw it before your comment but didn't feel like deleting it. I need to FTFM

[–]necromundus 1 point2 points ago

Watched this for the first time ever yesterday. Funny how everybody in the universe appears to be connected in some way.

[–]UberSpycrab 1 point2 points ago

My birthday is the last day of school. :(

So close...

[–]mnkybrs 1 point2 points ago

I hate this fucking gif. Make the damn thing long enough so I can actually say the line in my head.

[–]Serrated_Banana 1 point2 points ago

My birthday is December 10th. Smack dab in the middle of fall semester finals. Best part of being out of college is not having finals over my birthday.

[–]Ubaralook 1 point2 points ago

I threw the rest of the cake too!

[–]siera1212 1 point2 points ago

I shall be 21 on 12/12/12. Wednesday of finals week. So. Many. Things. To. Throw. On. The. Ground.

[–]siera1212 1 point2 points ago

[–]boredomisbliss 1 point2 points ago

I've had evening midterms on my birthday for 2 years now

This year it's a friday though, and even if I have one then senior year it will be a saturday...

[–]mivcore 1 point2 points ago

My birthday is today, and I had a day of finals and grading.

[–]wookiesandwich 1 point2 points ago

I hate to alarm you but...no one fucking cares

[–]kickpants[S] -1 points0 points ago

You have so fucking alarmed me because the entire reason I posted this .gif was because I thought people cared, not because it may elicit a single chuckle. I am so thankful for your brilliant insight.

[–]wookiesandwich 1 point2 points ago

the 1st rule of r/funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

[–]lakenisahorcrux 1 point2 points ago

today is my birthday too. happy birthday, hope your exams went well :)

[–]kaykay5802 1 point2 points ago

i had major surgery on my birthday this year. the end.

[–]Tybosco 1 point2 points ago

Had that last semester! Two finals on my birthday and one the next day. Didn't stop me from getting smashed and going to my last final hungover

[–]aebfroman 1 point2 points ago

Caption nailed those.

[–]EquinsuOcha 3 points4 points ago

I not part of your system.

[–]Coffeh 0 points1 point ago

You could create some sort of reward system. For every 1 page of text you read or write, you get to eat 1 cake. Also, happy birthday :)

[–]kickpants[S] 2 points3 points ago

Thanks! I tried to incorporate a beer into the reward system, but it didn't turn out very well. I should switch over to something sugary.

[–]Siethron 0 points1 point ago

Relevant question, is it your 21st?

[–]kickpants[S] 0 points1 point ago

Nah, 26th. Movin' on up!

[–]FAPmakesmeaSAP 0 points1 point ago

Unless you are a girl, at the age of 26 you should not care that much about your birthday.

[–]kickpants[S] 1 point2 points ago

Sounds pretty arbitrary.

[–]rickdiesel 0 points1 point ago

lol, I had ACL reconstruction the day after my birthday. We rock!

[–]SlouchGrouch 0 points1 point ago

I feel you homie my birthday is tomorrow and i had a final today and i have a final wednesday.

[–]D3adH3adFr3d 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday! I know how you feel, my birthday is tomorrow (8th)

[–]couggrl 0 points1 point ago

I have considered myself quite lucky that my birthday is just late enough to miss finals. However, this is the year my boyfriend picked our moving day. "So the apartment is ready on the 8th. And I want to have the whole weekend to move. I told them the 12th. That's Friday, right?" "Uh, Friday's the 11th." "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm sure. It's my birthday." This is the fun year I get to move on my birthday.

Happy Birthday!

[–]jay456 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday! :)

[–]Tr1pla 0 points1 point ago

As a fellow Redditor who shares the same birthday, I feel your pain. My 21st was spent at a bar with my notes studying for an exam.

[–]Elquinis 0 points1 point ago

Dude, it's not fair right? My birthday is on the start of finals week.

[–]Karishmag19 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday:) good luck on your finals!

[–]A_Mouse_In_Da_House 0 points1 point ago

Try this. 4 classes. All are on my birthday. Friday is gonna suck.

[–]guzzle 0 points1 point ago

Apparently I share a birthday with you.

Next education experience, go with a school on the quarter system, like Ohio State.

Also, Happy Birthday!

[–]ithuwakaga 0 points1 point ago

My birthday is tomorrow! I completely agree.

[–]nolubezocramid 0 points1 point ago

That licks a fucking flaccid dick bro.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

At the farmer's market with my so called "girlfriend"...

[–]schulte5000 0 points1 point ago

oh how unfortunate you cant celebrate your birthday on the actual day, maybe your 17th birthday will be better.

[–]kickpants[S] -1 points0 points ago

What if I WANTED to throw a cake to the ground, then it wouldn't be unfortunate at all and your sarcastic statement would look ridiculous.

[–]kamuletoe 0 points1 point ago

If you don't stare directly at the pic it seems like it keeps getting faster and faster lol! I think it helps if you expand it with RES, and not just open the pic in a separate tab.

[–]norcoatomic 0 points1 point ago

I have you beat my buddy booked his wedding the day before my birthday this year. All i had to say was congratulations you selfish son of a bitch

[–]xOois -1 points0 points ago

Wait, doesn't that mean that you signed up just before your finals last year..?

[–]PrettyNinja 2 points3 points ago

His REAL bday, not his cake day.. just to fix the confusion.

[–]xOois 0 points1 point ago

Oh, I see. Thanks.

[–]kickpants[S] 0 points1 point ago

Signed up for the classes?

[–]Psythik -1 points0 points ago

I was born in mid August, which meant I synonymized my birthday with school starting.

If I ever have kids, I'll make sure to try for a baby in September or October so that their birthday takes place during summer break.