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[–]ViniTheHat 96 points97 points ago

inverted

Thank heaven.

[–]newguy25 45 points46 points ago

Yeah, the regular ones taste like shit.

[–]nickflow 6 points7 points ago

i guess their gravy is too creamy?

[–]atrieu 0 points1 point ago

i have seen some shit on the internet but this actually made me gag

[–]thebigread 2 points3 points ago

So what's the deal?....you're gonna have to change that username soon. You've been here 3months now.

[–]mushroomtattoo[S] 1 point2 points ago

never tried the regular ones. actually, I've never tried these inverted ones.

[–]bunnylicker 2 points3 points ago

This means there is a machine for inverting them... Or that someone gets paid to.. Invert disembodied rectums ಠ_ಠ

[–]KindredBear 3 points4 points ago

you're worried about inverted? wtf about "boneless"?

[–]cyanonyx117 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say that

[–]base2media 95 points96 points ago

They are mislabeled. It should say "McRib sandwiches"

[–]RightHandofGod -5 points-4 points ago

The whole link is mislabeled. It should say repost, because this is a repost of a repost of a repost.

[–]shoppedpixels 2 points3 points ago

Reposts are explicitly allowed/encouraged.

[–]mesaone 28 points29 points ago

Finally. I am SO tired of picking the bones out of my pig ass.

[–]mushroomtattoo[S] 11 points12 points ago

Me too! and i'm glad the come pre-inverted, saves time and money!

[–]eddymurphyscouch 4 points5 points ago

The inverted pig rectums are relatively cleaner but dont taste as uhm...shitty. By shitty, i meant it has the taste and texture of cooked animal waste on the inside while chewy and crunchy outside. Some people prefer to have that shitty taste retained in their pig rectum for a more authentic experience.

[–]StevenTx74 1 point2 points ago

and verting them was a pain too wasn't it?

[–]violentacrez 0 points1 point ago

I'm stealing your comment and reposting this image...

[–]ajfili 23 points24 points ago

...damn near killed em...

[–]Darvocet 4 points5 points ago

Dad, get off reddit.

[–]ajfili 7 points8 points ago

I will when I don't have a 30 year old man-child in my basement anymore...

[–]Tylerdurdon 3 points4 points ago

Please continue, man-child/dad arguments are the best ones.

"Get a fuckin' job!"

"Get off my back!"

"Why does my mayo have pubes in it?!"

"I couldn't get a date and was lonely, ok!?!"

"Why's the TV remote sticky and greasy at the same time?!?"

"Never mind why!"

[–]ajfili 1 point2 points ago

Thank you, I've been reminded to buy more condoms...

[–]SatansChronic 47 points48 points ago

At least they're boneless

[–]UNHDude 28 points29 points ago

I prefer bone-in pork rectums.

[–]Rapistsmurf 4 points5 points ago

Role playing anyone?

[–]LunchMasterFlex 8 points9 points ago

You have to put your own bone in...

[–]Hypothetical_Boner 2 points3 points ago

Just imagine if they came preboned

[–]lonewolfe1 1 point2 points ago

It's just the difference between virgin and non virgin pig rectums...

[–]horrabin13 0 points1 point ago

TMI

[–]lithicreductionist 42 points43 points ago

TIL pigs have bony rectums

[–]VadersGonnaVade 14 points15 points ago

mmmm, not for long...

[–]Tylerdurdon 0 points1 point ago

Unless you come upon some santorum lining the star...then you know you got the special one.

[–]red321red321 -2 points-1 points ago

not when i'm using em. i love anal and i'm sorta into pigs. make em squeal.

[–]Alimayu 8 points9 points ago

They're better known as Chitterlings. I prefer the term Shittterlings.

[–]DeLane79 0 points1 point ago

I once lived with someone who tried to cook some of these...
NEVER AGAIN

The whole house smelled like ass. I had to go in my room, shut the door, turn on a fan, and light a few candles just to get the stink out of my nostrils.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

More testicles means more iron!

[–]PercyChuggs 0 points1 point ago

Yum. It's rich in bunly goodness.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I am embiggened by its nutritional cromulence.

[–]smellthyscrote -1 points0 points ago

Oh come on, how'd you beat me to this? LOL! Here's an upvote.

[–]Cellophanehogwash 8 points9 points ago

Inverted for her pleasure.

[–]YoureTheVest 7 points8 points ago

I think they're inverted for easier washing. Like with kidneys, I would wash rectum thoroughly before cooking. Found something about the pic here, though it is possible that the author is making everything up; he claims they're mostly used in pork dumplings and hot dogs.

Also, packed and fried. Enjoy!

[–]Ghost33313 1 point2 points ago

Damn that actually looks appetizing fried! Catch someone unaware and i doubt they would know the difference between those and bacon.

[–]VictoryVino 1 point2 points ago

Chinchulinas! They are actually delicious fried.

[–]YYY0215 0 points1 point ago

I can't believe they have the nerve to charge $3/lb for them!

[–]alphaweiner 2 points3 points ago

Well, theres only one rectum per pig. Maybe that has something to do with it.

[–]flying_pigs 0 points1 point ago

Everything from the rooter to the tooter

[–]DevonRock 4 points5 points ago

Why? No one seems to know what these are for. What delicasie requires 45 pounds of pig ass?!?!

[–]mushroomtattoo[S] 4 points5 points ago

step1: collect rectums step 2: invert step 3: ???? step 4: profit!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget to take the bones out, it's crucial.

[–]Rapistsmurf -5 points-4 points ago

I got mad respect for the guy who filled those boxes. Its not like he went to whole pig and carved out its rectem, he dug though many a pig part to find his selected "sort" and filed box after box of them. THAT man knows his rectems!!

[–]Twisted_Fate 1 point2 points ago

Hot Dog sausages. Amongst other things.

[–]omnierectional 1 point2 points ago

Calamari. No joke.

[–]DevonRock 2 points3 points ago

God I hope you are joking

[–]omnierectional 2 points3 points ago

I wish I was joking...I wish I was. After I learned this from someone who worked in a slaughter house, I began asking about it specifically. On more than one occasion I've asked my waiter/waitress to ask the chef if there was "any pork in the calamari". It usually results in the owner/manager coming to my table with a worried and defensive posture. However, first the server comes back with a response like this: "the chef says there's no pork in our calamari steak, but our calamari appetizer does contain pork". - Unless it's actually an entire miniature fried squid [as solinv what those look like], or a solid flat slab of meat; there's a good chance it's an entirely different animal....butthole.

[–]GinsuGuy 1 point2 points ago

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[–]learn2die101 0 points1 point ago

Can you source this at all?

[–]solinv 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

That's squid.

[–]omnierectional 0 points1 point ago*

What's squid, calamari? Holy Shit!!! No way!!! - Pig anus is used in place of "squid" by cheap restaurants.

TIL calamari is squid.

[–]raethe 3 points4 points ago

Best. Fleshlight. Ever.

[–]iheartbaconsalt -1 points0 points ago

omg the fleshlight posts today... this is probably the best one.

[–]metalmangina -1 points0 points ago

8/10 would bang.

[–]Dookiestain_LaFlair 4 points5 points ago

That's a lot of butthole.

[–]anonymouslives 2 points3 points ago

I'm going to respectfully decline that offer , kind sir!

[–]PseudononymousChef -5 points-4 points ago

The US's health standards are fukt.... I wouldn't eat that with YOUR mouth...

[–]Bro_Hawkins 2 points3 points ago

More rectums means more iron.

[–]AI52487963 0 points1 point ago

Where do you want these beef hearts?

[–]TheOrangeIguana 2 points3 points ago

Rectum? It killed him.

[–]MxTINKxM 1 point2 points ago

How would you like your rectum sir with jelly or syrup?

[–]just_hating 1 point2 points ago

Jelly.

[–]ephemera505 0 points1 point ago

Just felt a wave of nausea come over me.

[–]just_hating 0 points1 point ago

Just imagine its spam, but with less bones.

[–]madagent 1 point2 points ago

Gunna need some Malk to get that down.

[–]SilentExchange 0 points1 point ago

Julian Smith FTW

[–]h8bit 1 point2 points ago

What is this used for?

[–]gatorduck 0 points1 point ago

must know

[–]DShepard 1 point2 points ago

Great way to call someone a coward.

"Come back here you boneless pork rectum!"

[–]ArchieBunkerWasRight 1 point2 points ago

Apparently, they don't have chit'lins where you people come from.

They are inverted because you'll want to wash them that way before cooking.

[–]rufkmrnow 1 point2 points ago

inverted no less. yummm.

[–]duckslikerain 1 point2 points ago

In Thailand, I actually ate one of these deep fried (before I knew what it was of course), wasn't too bad.

[–]sorry_but 0 points1 point ago

I was going to say...my best friend is Thai, and pig intestine is one of his favorite dishes. It smells kind of like what you'd expect it to smell like, though it still tastes pretty good.

[–]i_think_you_reposted 1 point2 points ago

I think you reposted.

[–]bdepz 4 points5 points ago

Confirmed

[–]Grizzlee 1 point2 points ago

Thank goodness. I'd hate to eat a boned rectum.

[–]fuzzusmaximus 0 points1 point ago

This was the second comment I saw. Reddit never fails me.

[–]InnocuousPenis 1 point2 points ago

boneless

Not for long!

[–]jdubd 1 point2 points ago

Why are they inverted? Why are they INVERTED?

[–]ghastlyactions 1 point2 points ago

Somewhere, working the worst job in the world, a man spends his day de-boning pig rectums.

[–]tripleOGkush 1 point2 points ago

i prefer my rectum with bone in

[–]ciniseris 1 point2 points ago

Mmmm... McRib time.

[–]Metalloid 1 point2 points ago

*Recta

[–]markusgarvey 0 points1 point ago

Recti?...

[–]bpg131313 1 point2 points ago

"If they sold sautéed raccoons assholes on a stick, Americans would buy them and eat them." - George Carlin

[–]kittimiyo 1 point2 points ago

soooo... hot dogs?

[–]TheDipCup 1 point2 points ago

As opposed to the "Boned" kind

[–]stumps420 3 points4 points ago

I prefer bone-in.

[–]AntonJokinen 0 points1 point ago

Me too. They're good fried and dipped in hot sauce. Rectum does get stuck in your teeth though. Bring a toothpick.

[–]madmanmunt 0 points1 point ago

You have to put your own bone in the pork rectum then? Done.

[–]writteninthesand 0 points1 point ago

At least they're the boneless ones.

[–]idunham 0 points1 point ago

Inverted for your pleasure

[–]passionatelycurious 0 points1 point ago

I prefer a bone in mine.

[–]Superneedles 0 points1 point ago

Dinner served, bitches!

[–]s0m3thingc13v3r 0 points1 point ago

As opposed to bone-in pork rectums?

[–]seattleque 0 points1 point ago

My local Asian supermarket has these, as well as pork uterus and other porky goodies in the meat counter.

As they say, "Snout to Tail!"

[–]FinnMacCuhl 2 points3 points ago

The only thing you cannot eat on a pig is the 'oink'

[–]LucidLupus 0 points1 point ago

Ah, good. Virgin pork really is the best.

[–]14jewarts 0 points1 point ago

Thank god they're boneless...

[–]golbezsixkiller 0 points1 point ago

it has a bone?

[–]_Molotov_Cocktease_ 0 points1 point ago

Boneless...thanks for clarifying.

[–]TorgoTheWhite 0 points1 point ago

rectum? Damn near killed him!

[–]CiXeL 0 points1 point ago

at least we still make something..

[–]TheTriminator 0 points1 point ago

Rectum; damn near kill'em!

[–]xenocide702 0 points1 point ago

There's a really good boned rectum joke in there somewhere...

[–]gypsycatbird 0 points1 point ago

I've heard the phrase "dumber than a sack of assholes" before, never knew the sack needed refilling...

[–]brokenbrakes 0 points1 point ago

as apposed to boned pork rectums.

[–]MasterTotebag 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, I prefer mine "bone-in."

[–]jgood911 0 points1 point ago

At least they're boneless.

[–]Tarrare_ 0 points1 point ago

If you're not going to finish it, please it my way.

[–]fuzzyllama1 0 points1 point ago

I would hope all pig rectums are boneless

[–]Maximillianz 0 points1 point ago

I bet those pork butts would go GREAT with some taters.

[–]xoxoFrankie 0 points1 point ago

But... the bone is the best part...

[–]fallingshoes 0 points1 point ago

I've found that boneless pork rectums are the best pork rectums to bone.

[–]WeShouldHaveKnown 0 points1 point ago

Where is "Similar_Image" when you need him?

[–]cstonerun 0 points1 point ago

What kind of rectums have bones in them?

[–]Migogdig 0 points1 point ago

God, finally, rectum WITHOUT bones!

[–]fallscityboy 0 points1 point ago

TIL there is such a thing as boned pork rectums.

[–]7revor 0 points1 point ago

Perfektenschlag

[–]TidalPotential 0 points1 point ago

I guess my question is why the "boneless".. I mean..

...

[–]arkady123 0 points1 point ago

I prefer bone-in pork rectums if you know what I mean.

[–]geokes 0 points1 point ago

For you to bone at home.

[–]ICGraham 0 points1 point ago

why would the rectums have any bones in them?

[–]ajkkjjk52 0 points1 point ago

I prefer my pig rectums bone-in... If you know what I mean.

[–]bunnyflop 0 points1 point ago

Pork butt bone in

[–]ComradeGinger 0 points1 point ago

HEY at least it's made in 'Murica!

[–]Only_A_Fool 0 points1 point ago

But the bone is the best part..

[–]shackledsoul 0 points1 point ago

I prefer all my rectums bone in...

[–]NoelEpigamic 0 points1 point ago

Not boneless for long...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Don't underestimate... This is a streetfood delicacy in SEA. I was able to eat some and it tasted good.

[–]iheartbaconsalt 0 points1 point ago

I have eaten so much pig rectum either boiled with blood cake in a hot spicy soup or grilled over a fire until the edges are crispy and served with lots of Sichuan peppers. It's so tender on the inside and crunchy, with just a hint of the farm flavor. If you were blindfolded you'd think it was prime rib.

[–]Bipolarruledout 0 points1 point ago

What does "farm" taste like?

[–]iheartbaconsalt 1 point2 points ago

hay and poop.

[–]MrPotatoNuts 0 points1 point ago

wont be boneless when I'm through with it

[–]ericn1300 0 points1 point ago

All the really good cuts get exported

[–]mikkymikkymik 0 points1 point ago

chitterlings.

[–]Zorbathon 0 points1 point ago

Ah.. the Hot Dog meat has arrived.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Meat is back on the menu guys!

[–]markusgarvey 0 points1 point ago

and you thought pink slime was bad...

[–]SchrodingersCat24 0 points1 point ago

"The Mathematics of Boneless Pork Rectums." I am not kidding, someone actually wrote this article. Worth a read!

http://wmbriggs.com/blog/?p=2926

[–]eaturliver 0 points1 point ago

Nothing against gay rights, but I always prefer my pork rectums, de-boned.

[–]TheoQ99 0 points1 point ago

No thanks, I've lost my appetite at what they could mean by "inverted"

[–]Howard_Beale 0 points1 point ago

mmmmmmmm homemade hotdogs comin'!

[–]uthoughtucouldstopme 0 points1 point ago

Not quite as good as bone in pork rectums

[–]SteveDave123 0 points1 point ago

Wait.

You can get BONE IN PORK RECTUMS?!

[–]admiralgringo 0 points1 point ago

If those are boneless... are the bone filled ones gay pigs? ZING!

[–]jaykay335i 0 points1 point ago

I fucken hate when they aren't inverted.

[–]SteampunkHeart 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure which concerns me more; that they're rectums or the fact that there's a type that isn't boneless.

[–]SSgtMunoz 0 points1 point ago

Damn near killed em!

[–]juju_h 0 points1 point ago

I could put a bone in 'em.

[–]horrabin13 0 points1 point ago

Thank goodness they're labeled for export! Must be left over from good Christian Easter pig meat.

[–]SgtSausage 0 points1 point ago

Certainly wouldn't want the 'bone-in' version, now would we?

[–]Sylvant 0 points1 point ago

Really wish I could say I was surprised by this at all. But my dad worked at Asian Foods Inc. for a while and would remind me every so often that they sold pork rectum.

[–]LetsMango 0 points1 point ago

Inverted. Just the way I liked them.

[–]Mase12 0 points1 point ago

are these not tripas or molejas?

[–]laughingstick 0 points1 point ago

I will bone it

[–]the_dying_punk 0 points1 point ago

Best place to hide your stash, after all who's gonna go looking in a box of pig rectums?

[–]Concussi0n 0 points1 point ago

This is actually a delicacy in korea.

[–]Phychopathetic65 0 points1 point ago

Look we are having hot dogs today!!!

[–]fatmasterruss 0 points1 point ago

Yum, just like Mom use to make.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Trust me, you don't want the bone-in kind.

[–]Did_You_Fuck_It -4 points-3 points ago

Did you fuck it?

[–]inblense 4 points5 points ago

you've been doing this for 3 days now and havent made any karma points.

[–]theryko 0 points1 point ago

Failed novelty account.

[–]Rapistsmurf -3 points-2 points ago

Honestly, if you were alone with a box full of rectems, you can't tell me you wouldn't take one home for "private use".

[–]Prollyzooted 0 points1 point ago

I am pretty sure rectum can still be quatified as meat. Taco Bell confirms.

[–]gbtimmon -1 points0 points ago

You had me at boneless pork.

[–]Sklar_Hast -1 points0 points ago

Well, looks like your hot dogs have arrived.

[–]WTFMeter -1 points0 points ago

Not WTF

obvious shop

Recommended Subreddit: /r/funny

[–]rplush -2 points-1 points ago

Is anyone else bothered that this is USDA approved? Who in America likes Pig Rectums?

[–]Howard_Beale 1 point2 points ago

"Who in America likes Pig Rectums?"

Ah yes, the failed 1973 Oscar Meyer hotdog campaign. I remember it well.