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[–]corgan_burger 577 points578 points ago

Professor Cleavage-Cam

[–]ScumbagMatt 269 points270 points ago

His erection give him perfect balance on the door

[–]GooseBerryCrunch 77 points78 points ago

Wait until someone opens it, far worse than the water bucket prank!

[–]RedDaggerx 67 points68 points ago

It becomes the semen-load prank!

Wait, ew.

[–]Ethical-mustard 35 points36 points ago

Drafted that one up in your head like a true redditor, cheers.

[–]elperroborrachotoo 110 points111 points ago

Why would they bring clevage to school if they wouldn't want to share it with EVERYONE‽

[–]HookDragger 22 points23 points ago

Oh, the sarcasm mark. That actually made it into unicode?

[–]birdieman 61 points62 points ago

I think that's the interrobang, supposedly a Question mark/Exclamation point hybrid.

[–]dogboyvan 11 points12 points ago

[–]bayyorker -1 points0 points ago

[–]lambdaknight 16 points17 points ago

The sarcasm mark is ⸮, also known as the percontation point. And yes, obviously, it made it into unicode.

[–]JordanBelcher 25 points26 points ago

I see a square. I think my unicode is broken.

[–]Todomanna 33 points34 points ago

Your computers sarcasm detector is obviously out of date.

[–]JordanBelcher 5 points6 points ago

Nope, try copy + pasting the square (if you see a square...) into the Wikipedia search bar. The webpage that it links directly to is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E2%B8%AE#Irony_mark, which is the irony or sarcasm mark that lambdaknight wanted to show.

[–]Todomanna 2 points3 points ago

Computers don't actually have sarcasm detectors. At least, I have not heard of any.

[–]JordanBelcher 1 point2 points ago

[–]Todomanna 0 points1 point ago

Where's the computer mounted version?

[–]ThePercontationPoint 0 points1 point ago

Fascinating...

[–]Kerbobotat 0 points1 point ago

☝ This shit right here. Important.

[–]lambdaknight 0 points1 point ago

Well, for your edification, it's a backwards question mark.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 1 point2 points ago

Are you supposed to use that instead of a full stop?

[–]lambdaknight 0 points1 point ago

No, you're supposed to put it in the middle of the sentence⸮

[–]Mookie37 0 points1 point ago

TIL this.

[–]Youreahugeidiot 2 points3 points ago

ALT+8253‽

[–]Splitshadow 1 point2 points ago

Unicode has everything,
e.g. Checkmate Atheists ♜ ♛ !

[–]HookDragger 1 point2 points ago

Except usability :D

[–]Logman115 2 points3 points ago

I thought that was a question mark and there was some dirt on my screen. I got confused when I scrolled down. Edit: Not question make. Mark.

[–]neurosin 7 points8 points ago

I was trying to look at it positively. "Up here, I won't accidentally see up these underage girl's skirts anymore."

[–]realmsofatyro 3 points4 points ago

I was also trying to look at it positively. "Up here, I can look down these underage girl's shirts."

[–]neurosin 0 points1 point ago

Tou mutha fuckin' che!

[–]work0utn3rd 5 points6 points ago

He's actually Hawkeye from the Avengers

[–]MasterBum 4 points5 points ago

Even with all that This one kid managed to Take out his phone and snap a picture

[–]churchills 1 point2 points ago

At an all girls school, why not?

[–]artuur8 197 points198 points ago

It probably isn't very effective, cause someone probably used a phone to take a picture of this.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 45 points46 points ago

It could be before the start of the test.

[–]SergeantSarcasm 109 points110 points ago

That's got to be painful sitting like that on the door.

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points ago

No. Not painful as long as the bones in his butt are there like they're suppose to be. More-so stupid. What happens when he tries to get down? Or if the door swings open? Also, there is a kid with her cell-phone out taking a picture of the teacher. She could just as easily be on google googling answers. Also, the one girl has her head turned and is talking/laughing with another girl. I dont think this teacher is preventing cheating.

[–]Calik 19 points20 points ago

I assumed this picture was taken before the test began.

[–]GundamWang 43 points44 points ago

Also, balls.

[–]meh100 64 points65 points ago

Every point you made was a stupid one.

[–]drewsus 0 points1 point ago

yeah, its not like there are other possibilities in life. just the first scenario you come up with.
OR, the test hasn't even started yet. Maybe the student asked if they could take a pic.
Nah, definitely not scenarios that make sense.

[–]Java_Beans[S] 103 points104 points ago

Made it to first page (of /r/funny). Here is my updated CV

[–]PretendPhD 23 points24 points ago

This is my new goal. Reddit related line on CV. Goes perfectly with the rest of my qualifications.

[–]no_one_lives_forever 29 points30 points ago

which are pretend

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]paetactics 5 points6 points ago

I'm an architect.

[–]fawker 2 points3 points ago

money is pretend too

it only works if everyone believes in it

[–]kylehampton 0 points1 point ago

Just because something doesn't have inherent value doesn't mean it's "pretend."

[–]fawker 0 points1 point ago

exactly my point

[–]kylehampton 0 points1 point ago

Oh duh. Sorry I totally misinterpreted your post.

[–]tylerwatt12 4 points5 points ago

but Oracle bought Sun in 2009..

[–]Java_Beans[S] 0 points1 point ago

That's right, but the certifications names stayed under Sun name until October-2011 I think.

[–]honor646 2 points3 points ago

I see what you did with that link!

[–]BranchDavidian 27 points28 points ago

To watch your students like a hawk you must think like a hawk.

[–]dbcification 1 point2 points ago

................................................................

RABBIT! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW

[–]FascistDonut 60 points61 points ago

Hmm... room full of girls, acquires better perch for down blouse visioning.

[–]mojorisin2592 14 points15 points ago

Strictly by looking at this man (white pants, flip-flops, well-groomed hair, something wedged up his asscrack), this is not his motive.

[–]drewsus 1 point2 points ago

yeah, those uniform polo shirts sure give a good view ...

[–]idontknowbest 24 points25 points ago

If he is supposed to be seeing who cheats, how did he not see the kid taking a picture of him with a cell phone?

[–]meh100 -2 points-1 points ago

Because it's not that difficult to take a quick photo with a phone these days.

[–]cronbach 23 points24 points ago

"How do I reach these Keeeeeeeds?!"

[–]quirx90 19 points20 points ago

I love how Reddit is supposedly all about men's rights but the first 30 comments are about how he's a perv and trying to look down middle-schoolers shirts.

It's attitudes like this that make it extremely hard for any male to work with children

[–]opterionianiaco 3 points4 points ago

Also, you have to work with children. That's probably the worst part of working with children.

[–]drewsus 1 point2 points ago

you have to realize those comments are by stupid people. you can clearly see they are wearing uniforms that are polo shirts. you can't see anything better up there than on the ground.

[–]Koppis 5 points6 points ago

For some reason, this setup reminds me of the Dark Brotherhood start in Skyrim, in the abandoned shack. The woman was sitting right where the teacher is.

[–]PFworth 4 points5 points ago*

[–]Koppis 1 point2 points ago

Your link fails, but yeah, that.

[–]PFworth 2 points3 points ago

reupped to imgur

[–]WenchSlayer 0 points1 point ago

somebody needs to photoshop her into the class room

[–]BlorfMonger 6 points7 points ago

Look! the teacher got up on some furniture! How wacky! WACKY! He must be the COOL teacher!

[–]stormbeta 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me of my C++ professor. I swear he took a perverse glee in catching people cheat.

[–]amadea56 0 points1 point ago

All my professors in college just walked out of the room during tests. Is that not normal?

[–]kylehampton 1 point2 points ago

no.

[–]quaxon 0 points1 point ago

It is at Greendale!

[–]omniphage 3 points4 points ago

Part of me refuses to accept that that isn't Steven Seagal sitting atop that door.

[–]Dakotaleek 2 points3 points ago

Close the door = no more nuts.

[–]mikethepro 2 points3 points ago

apparently this doesn't work cause he didn't catch the person on their phone

[–]smilingonion 2 points3 points ago

When I was in grade school I had a Science teacher who on a day we were to have a test would wear old tennis shoes and he had a ring with a large stone that he would turn palm inward

During the test he'd silently glide around the room and if he saw anyone looking at someone else's paper he'd swiftly come up behind the cheater and whack them on the crown of their head with that ring

I'm told it hurt like Hell

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

She sure does sit close to the chalk board.

[–]adanvdo 2 points3 points ago

Must not be too efficient if he didnt catch you with your cell phone.

[–]upvoteOrKittyGetsIt 2 points3 points ago

Don't worry, the animation of him getting off of his perch is really long, so you can pretty much kill him before he hits the ground.

(SkyRim brotherhood anyone?)

[–]Sengura 2 points3 points ago

How is that not uncomfortable to the ass?

[–]kitkanz 2 points3 points ago

definitely not the person with their phone out taking a picture

[–]WestsideStorybro 2 points3 points ago

This cant end well.

[–]Feenster 1 point2 points ago

My bio teacher used to stand on a platform in front of the class and use binoculars during tests.

[–]lambdaknight 1 point2 points ago

My GIS prof used an infrared thermometer to monitor fluctuations in body temperature saying that your body temperature naturally goes up when you are cheating because you are feeling guilty. He didn't auto-flunk you if your body temperature went up, but he would apparently watch you more closely.

[–]AsskickMcGee 1 point2 points ago

Teacher: I can't hear you! I can't hear you! La-la-la-la! I'm going to my sad place now!

Student: No, Mr. Smith! Don't go to your... shit. He's gone to his "sad place". Someone get a broom or something.

[–]Grymrir 1 point2 points ago

Don't you guys understand? It's a prank! When someone walks through the door, the guy will fall on top of them and both of their necks will be broken.

[–]Disconsolate 1 point2 points ago

I hated when I got the desk up against the wall :(.

[–]Truth_hungry 1 point2 points ago

In high school, I had an awesome AP US History teacher. He was the kind of teacher who still attracted students to his class, even though you knew in advance that the work was going to be really difficult. ...he also gave out nicknames that stuck - another story for another time.

Anyway, so the first day of class he gives this huge lecture about how he's going to let us have our say on what types of tests we do, which projects, etc. He would tolerate anything EXCEPT cheating. He laid it out that if we were caught cheating, we would receive a 0 on the next three exams.

Two guys (best friends & football team jocks) sat together in the back of the class. In the middle of an exam, Mr. Brown walks to the front of the room, and hurls a textbook at the wall. It hit with a loud CRACK!! about 6 inches above their heads. Scared the shit out of the rest of us, but I'm pretty sure those guys never cheated again, at least not in that class.

[–]apextek 1 point2 points ago

hmm.... male teacher all teenage girl classroom....

[–]akbball92 1 point2 points ago

Yet somebody still manages to take out their phone and snatch a pic! Respect!!

[–]bookemdanno 1 point2 points ago

He must be stone because he is so high.

[–]soupatroopa 1 point2 points ago

Probably that guy's wife.

[–]TheSnooter 1 point2 points ago

Obviously it doesn't work very well if he didn't see the kid take a picture on his phone.

[–]helac 1 point2 points ago

TEACHER HIGH AND SHIT CLIMBING DOORS AND SHIT

[–]quackman10 1 point2 points ago

if someone has time to take a picture they probably can also pull off cheating

[–]SakeBomberman 4 points5 points ago

Birds eye view for maximum cleavage viewing

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

would still be easy to cheat

[–]LetsGetRamblin 1 point2 points ago

At first I thought the guy's wife found out he cheated on her, so she went to his classroom and impaled him by his nads on that long obelisk and left him there in the corner for all the kids to see. "Let's see who will cheat now," the wife calmly said as she walked out, the kids busting out in laughter....

[–]goddamit_iamwasted 1 point2 points ago

he obviously doesnt hold his students to his high standards

[–]Solkre 0 points1 point ago

Look at the people, it thinks it's cats.

[–]ashortstorylong 0 points1 point ago

More like "Let's see who will have functioning genitalia now?"

Answer: Not this dude.

[–]GAD604 0 points1 point ago

All I can think when looking at this is Ow, my balls!

[–]DISavowwED 0 points1 point ago

OVERWATCH

[–]danskove 0 points1 point ago

Well if he didnt see you taking that pic, im sure his method to prevent cheating failed.

[–]BrooklynBuckeye 0 points1 point ago

I had a teacher in middle school that would put a student desk on top of the teacher desk so he could stare down at us and bark orders and admonishments. His name was, no shit, Mr. Nixon.

[–]Domino_Raindrop 0 points1 point ago

I think he is cheating his balls right now.

[–]the_narrow 0 points1 point ago

Meet pigeoning, the new owling.

[–]dltracrn 0 points1 point ago

I fear for that door's safety...

[–]brockisawesome 0 points1 point ago

suddenly infertility

[–]Lyte_theelf 0 points1 point ago

Are they all long-haired girls?

[–]Alvadr 0 points1 point ago

2 of them seem to be...

[–]radamanthine 0 points1 point ago

The same guy who is allowing people to talk to each other and have a cell phone/camera out?

[–]johnzx6r 0 points1 point ago

While she uses a camera phone to take the picture...

[–]ineffablepwnage 0 points1 point ago

My math teacher did this, except he stacked 3 chairs on top of a table.

[–]get-lifted-often 0 points1 point ago

the only thing he can't see from up there is a kid pulling out his phone and taking a picture of him.

[–]_Gingy 0 points1 point ago

Umm... How did he get up there? I don't see a chair nearby...

[–]tarimba 0 points1 point ago

well my math teacher told us that cheating is and art itself and if manage to cheat without she knowing she will not give a fuck afterwards but if she caught us the will cancel the cheater exam

[–]anthemlog 0 points1 point ago

If he can't see someone taking a picture of him then I don't think cheating will be much of a problem.

[–]Flyinghogfish 0 points1 point ago

BALLS OF STEEL

[–]Arya2u 0 points1 point ago

I say most assuredly to all you ladies,there are no glass ceilings,just cement ones.

[–]Acidogenic 0 points1 point ago

You put Bill Murray on top of your door?

[–]cubicplains 0 points1 point ago

apparently you, every exam i've had phones weren't allowed.

[–]5hinycat 0 points1 point ago

And yet, someone was able to pull out their smartphone long enough to snap a picture ._.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Be tighter if he was perching.

[–]durium 0 points1 point ago

Ballbuster?

[–]adamflint 0 points1 point ago

Let's see who will reproduce now, Professor Straddlebar.

[–]Fig1024 0 points1 point ago

he should have brought binoculars for extra effect

[–]Syntrel 0 points1 point ago

Ow my balls.

[–]orthag 0 points1 point ago

I AM LORD OF THE CLASSROOM! I SEE ALL!

[–]techfunk 0 points1 point ago

so he's trying to get a better view of cheating, yet you got away with taking a picture of him? teacher fail

[–]deshabble 0 points1 point ago

Geez, Hawkeye has it rough these days.

[–]silentseba 0 points1 point ago

Well, where else do you want him to stand? Wtf kind of classroom is this?

[–]kylehampton 0 points1 point ago

To all those saying the test hasn't started...Why would he already be on the door if it hadn't started? hard to start the test when your teacher is door-perching.

[–]justmadethisaccountt 0 points1 point ago

I like how he's so ineffective as a teacher, after doing all this shit people just laugh at him, talk in class, and take a picture of him.

[–]willcheat 0 points1 point ago

Challenge accepted

[–]LumberjackSC2 0 points1 point ago

  • Cachunk

  • Rolls on floor holding balls

[–]didntVoteObama 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else realize a kid managed to pull his phone out and get a picture without being detected? Something tells me cheating wouldnt be so hard in this room.

[–]Masth 0 points1 point ago

lol what the fuck look at that chick sitting right in front of the board like wtf do u not have enough room for her to sit like a normal person...

[–]barlingbackbable 0 points1 point ago

Teacher chooses highest spot in classroom to watch for cheats, doesn't see pupil taking picture with phone.

[–]THE_Ryan 0 points1 point ago

Why are there desks right up against the board? How would you read anything on it and how would the teacher write on it at all...

[–]oblik 0 points1 point ago

the guy who slams the door shut

[–]thelaziest998 0 points1 point ago

Just a hunch but I have a feeling the guy who whips out his phone to take the picture probably will cheat.

[–]New_Boot_Goofin 0 points1 point ago

How do I reach these keeeeeds?

[–]rubiksman333 0 points1 point ago

Let's see who will cheat now.

His girlfriend might. His tenders aren't gonna be up for order any time soon.

[–]psychroclasm 0 points1 point ago

"Psssst! Everyone push your binders off at the same time!"

[–]skeeto 0 points1 point ago

There was a movie about a situation a lot like this: Kitchen Stories (article).

[–]stashew 0 points1 point ago

Okay. But, how is he gonna get down?

[–]KuchiKobe 0 points1 point ago

Well..he is the....puts sunglasses on MENTORI YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]RexRyanIsFat 0 points1 point ago

how can i teach these kids!?

[–]RememberAttica 0 points1 point ago

that looks painful

[–]PunchesSandwiches 0 points1 point ago

[–]hckyplyr606 0 points1 point ago

Clearly it's not an effective method since someone was able to snap this picture.

[–]fran13r 0 points1 point ago

Lol that's awesome, i could not concentrate "you teach, excuse me but i can't concentrate for this test, there's a guy on top of the door..."

[–]TED_666 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only person who cares about the poor door?

[–]DraftiestAxis01 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't that be great if the loud speaker went off. :)

[–]Rilissimo 0 points1 point ago

My teacher would put a picture of his penis on each side of our papers, so then we wouldn't look.

[–]Catch22af 0 points1 point ago

Apparently the guy who still had their cellphone to take the picture.

[–]Armonster 0 points1 point ago

Everyone's talking about boobs and how ineffective this is, but:

How'd he get up there without making himself look like an ass?

[–]MPadz20 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't that shit hurt his balls???

[–]doismellbacon 0 points1 point ago

This guy must be the superman of balls

[–]Indieindie85 0 points1 point ago

I like irony that someone clearly has a phone during the exam.

[–]itsridicuuulous 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Brazil to me

[–]aliofbaba 0 points1 point ago

is this an all girl school

[–]eclaired89 0 points1 point ago

Batman after retirement

[–]valeriob 0 points1 point ago

The girth of an ox with the grace of a kitten. nicejob.jpg

[–]bbqbot 0 points1 point ago

Is the writing on the board...elvish?

[–]PabbleDabble -1 points0 points ago

I feel like I'll get downvoted for asking because people will think I'm trying to be a smartass... but why is this funny? He's sitting on a door?

[–]MonotonousMan -1 points0 points ago

I really have to say - it bothers me to see teachers/professors who make it this obvious how much of a lack of trust they have in their students.

Seriously... You have to sit on top of the door? On top of making the front row sit against the front wall and everyone else spread out?

If this is just a joke - then i'll tame myself a bit. But it's not just this picture, it's personal experience as well. High school... okay, that's one thing. But even in college, professors find this necessary. It's ridiculous, and quite honestly, offensive.