Let's see who will cheat now.

corgan_burger · 5 months

Professor Cleavage-Cam

artuur8 · 5 months

It probably isn't very effective, cause someone probably used a phone to take a picture of this.

SergeantSarcasm · 5 months

That's got to be painful sitting like that on the door.

Java_Beans · 5 months

Made it to first page (of /r/funny). Here is my updated CV

BranchDavidian · 5 months

To watch your students like a hawk you must think like a hawk.

FascistDonut · 5 months

Hmm... room full of girls, acquires better perch for down blouse visioning.

idontknowbest · 5 months

If he is supposed to be seeing who cheats, how did he not see the kid taking a picture of him with a cell phone?

cronbach · 5 months

"How do I reach these Keeeeeeeds?!"

quirx90 · 5 months

I love how Reddit is supposedly all about men's rights but the first 30 comments are about how he's a perv and trying to look down middle-schoolers shirts.

It's attitudes like this that make it extremely hard for any male to work with children

Koppis · 5 months

For some reason, this setup reminds me of the Dark Brotherhood start in Skyrim, in the abandoned shack. The woman was sitting right where the teacher is.

BlorfMonger · 5 months

Look! the teacher got up on some furniture! How wacky! WACKY! He must be the COOL teacher!

stormbeta · 5 months

Reminds me of my C++ professor. I swear he took a perverse glee in catching people cheat.

omniphage · 5 months

Part of me refuses to accept that that isn't Steven Seagal sitting atop that door.

Dakotaleek · 5 months

Close the door = no more nuts.

mikethepro · 5 months

apparently this doesn't work cause he didn't catch the person on their phone

smilingonion · 5 months

When I was in grade school I had a Science teacher who on a day we were to have a test would wear old tennis shoes and he had a ring with a large stone that he would turn palm inward

During the test he'd silently glide around the room and if he saw anyone looking at someone else's paper he'd swiftly come up behind the cheater and whack them on the crown of their head with that ring

I'm told it hurt like Hell

[deleted] · 5 months

She sure does sit close to the chalk board.

adanvdo · 5 months

Must not be too efficient if he didnt catch you with your cell phone.

upvoteOrKittyGetsIt · 5 months

Don't worry, the animation of him getting off of his perch is really long, so you can pretty much kill him before he hits the ground.

(SkyRim brotherhood anyone?)

Sengura · 5 months

How is that not uncomfortable to the ass?

kitkanz · 5 months

definitely not the person with their phone out taking a picture

WestsideStorybro · 5 months

This cant end well.

Feenster · 5 months

My bio teacher used to stand on a platform in front of the class and use binoculars during tests.

lambdaknight · 5 months

My GIS prof used an infrared thermometer to monitor fluctuations in body temperature saying that your body temperature naturally goes up when you are cheating because you are feeling guilty. He didn't auto-flunk you if your body temperature went up, but he would apparently watch you more closely.

AsskickMcGee · 5 months

Teacher: I can't hear you! I can't hear you! La-la-la-la! I'm going to my sad place now!

Student: No, Mr. Smith! Don't go to your... shit. He's gone to his "sad place". Someone get a broom or something.

Grymrir · 5 months

Don't you guys understand? It's a prank! When someone walks through the door, the guy will fall on top of them and both of their necks will be broken.

Disconsolate · 5 months

I hated when I got the desk up against the wall :(.

Truth_hungry · 5 months

In high school, I had an awesome AP US History teacher. He was the kind of teacher who still attracted students to his class, even though you knew in advance that the work was going to be really difficult. ...he also gave out nicknames that stuck - another story for another time.

Anyway, so the first day of class he gives this huge lecture about how he's going to let us have our say on what types of tests we do, which projects, etc. He would tolerate anything EXCEPT cheating. He laid it out that if we were caught cheating, we would receive a 0 on the next three exams.

Two guys (best friends & football team jocks) sat together in the back of the class. In the middle of an exam, Mr. Brown walks to the front of the room, and hurls a textbook at the wall. It hit with a loud CRACK!! about 6 inches above their heads. Scared the shit out of the rest of us, but I'm pretty sure those guys never cheated again, at least not in that class.

apextek · 5 months

hmm.... male teacher all teenage girl classroom....

akbball92 · 5 months

Yet somebody still manages to take out their phone and snatch a pic! Respect!!

bookemdanno · 5 months

He must be stone because he is so high.

soupatroopa · 5 months

Probably that guy's wife.

TheSnooter · 5 months

Obviously it doesn't work very well if he didn't see the kid take a picture on his phone.

helac · 5 months

TEACHER HIGH AND SHIT CLIMBING DOORS AND SHIT

quackman10 · 5 months

if someone has time to take a picture they probably can also pull off cheating

SakeBomberman · 5 months

Birds eye view for maximum cleavage viewing

[deleted] · 5 months

would still be easy to cheat

LetsGetRamblin · 5 months

At first I thought the guy's wife found out he cheated on her, so she went to his classroom and impaled him by his nads on that long obelisk and left him there in the corner for all the kids to see. "Let's see who will cheat now," the wife calmly said as she walked out, the kids busting out in laughter....

goddamit_iamwasted · 5 months

he obviously doesnt hold his students to his high standards

Solkre · 5 months

Look at the people, it thinks it's cats.

ashortstorylong · 5 months

More like "Let's see who will have functioning genitalia now?"

Answer: Not this dude.

GAD604 · 5 months

All I can think when looking at this is Ow, my balls!

DISavowwED · 5 months

OVERWATCH

danskove · 5 months

Well if he didnt see you taking that pic, im sure his method to prevent cheating failed.

BrooklynBuckeye · 5 months

I had a teacher in middle school that would put a student desk on top of the teacher desk so he could stare down at us and bark orders and admonishments. His name was, no shit, Mr. Nixon.

Domino_Raindrop · 5 months

I think he is cheating his balls right now.

the_narrow · 5 months

Meet pigeoning, the new owling.

dltracrn · 5 months

I fear for that door's safety...

brockisawesome · 5 months

suddenly infertility

Lyte_theelf · 5 months

Are they all long-haired girls?

Alvadr · 5 months

2 of them seem to be...

radamanthine · 5 months

The same guy who is allowing people to talk to each other and have a cell phone/camera out?

johnzx6r · 5 months

While she uses a camera phone to take the picture...

ineffablepwnage · 5 months

My math teacher did this, except he stacked 3 chairs on top of a table.

get-lifted-often · 5 months

the only thing he can't see from up there is a kid pulling out his phone and taking a picture of him.

_Gingy · 5 months

Umm... How did he get up there? I don't see a chair nearby...

tarimba · 5 months

well my math teacher told us that cheating is and art itself and if manage to cheat without she knowing she will not give a fuck afterwards but if she caught us the will cancel the cheater exam

anthemlog · 5 months

If he can't see someone taking a picture of him then I don't think cheating will be much of a problem.

Flyinghogfish · 5 months

BALLS OF STEEL

Arya2u · 5 months

I say most assuredly to all you ladies,there are no glass ceilings,just cement ones.

Acidogenic · 5 months

You put Bill Murray on top of your door?

cubicplains · 5 months

apparently you, every exam i've had phones weren't allowed.

5hinycat · 5 months

And yet, someone was able to pull out their smartphone long enough to snap a picture ._.

[deleted] · 5 months

Be tighter if he was perching.

durium · 5 months

Ballbuster?

adamflint · 5 months

Let's see who will reproduce now, Professor Straddlebar.

Fig1024 · 5 months

he should have brought binoculars for extra effect

Syntrel · 5 months

Ow my balls.

orthag · 5 months

I AM LORD OF THE CLASSROOM! I SEE ALL!

techfunk · 5 months

so he's trying to get a better view of cheating, yet you got away with taking a picture of him? teacher fail

deshabble · 5 months

Geez, Hawkeye has it rough these days.

silentseba · 5 months

Well, where else do you want him to stand? Wtf kind of classroom is this?

kylehampton · 5 months

To all those saying the test hasn't started...Why would he already be on the door if it hadn't started? hard to start the test when your teacher is door-perching.

justmadethisaccountt · 5 months

I like how he's so ineffective as a teacher, after doing all this shit people just laugh at him, talk in class, and take a picture of him.

willcheat · 5 months

Challenge accepted

LumberjackSC2 · 5 months

Cachunk
Rolls on floor holding balls

didntVoteObama · 5 months

Anyone else realize a kid managed to pull his phone out and get a picture without being detected? Something tells me cheating wouldnt be so hard in this room.

Masth · 5 months

lol what the fuck look at that chick sitting right in front of the board like wtf do u not have enough room for her to sit like a normal person...

barlingbackbable · 5 months

Teacher chooses highest spot in classroom to watch for cheats, doesn't see pupil taking picture with phone.

THE_Ryan · 5 months

Why are there desks right up against the board? How would you read anything on it and how would the teacher write on it at all...

oblik · 5 months

the guy who slams the door shut

thelaziest998 · 5 months

Just a hunch but I have a feeling the guy who whips out his phone to take the picture probably will cheat.

New_Boot_Goofin · 5 months

How do I reach these keeeeeds?

rubiksman333 · 5 months

Let's see who will cheat now.

His girlfriend might. His tenders aren't gonna be up for order any time soon.

psychroclasm · 5 months

"Psssst! Everyone push your binders off at the same time!"

skeeto · 5 months

There was a movie about a situation a lot like this: Kitchen Stories (article).

stashew · 5 months

Okay. But, how is he gonna get down?

KuchiKobe · 5 months

Well..he is the....puts sunglasses on MENTORI YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

RexRyanIsFat · 5 months

how can i teach these kids!?

RememberAttica · 5 months

that looks painful

PunchesSandwiches · 5 months

Reminded me of "Kitchen Stories" http://imgur.com/CetZz http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0323872/

hckyplyr606 · 5 months

Clearly it's not an effective method since someone was able to snap this picture.

fran13r · 5 months

Lol that's awesome, i could not concentrate "you teach, excuse me but i can't concentrate for this test, there's a guy on top of the door..."

TED_666 · 5 months

Am I the only person who cares about the poor door?

DraftiestAxis01 · 5 months

Wouldn't that be great if the loud speaker went off. :)

Rilissimo · 5 months

My teacher would put a picture of his penis on each side of our papers, so then we wouldn't look.

Catch22af · 5 months

Apparently the guy who still had their cellphone to take the picture.

Armonster · 5 months

Everyone's talking about boobs and how ineffective this is, but:

How'd he get up there without making himself look like an ass?

MPadz20 · 5 months

Doesn't that shit hurt his balls???

doismellbacon · 5 months

This guy must be the superman of balls

Indieindie85 · 5 months

I like irony that someone clearly has a phone during the exam.

itsridicuuulous · 5 months

Looks like Brazil to me

aliofbaba · 5 months

is this an all girl school

eclaired89 · 5 months

Batman after retirement

valeriob · 5 months

The girth of an ox with the grace of a kitten. nicejob.jpg

bbqbot · 5 months

Is the writing on the board...elvish?

PabbleDabble · 5 months

I feel like I'll get downvoted for asking because people will think I'm trying to be a smartass... but why is this funny? He's sitting on a door?

MonotonousMan · 5 months

I really have to say - it bothers me to see teachers/professors who make it this obvious how much of a lack of trust they have in their students.

Seriously... You have to sit on top of the door? On top of making the front row sit against the front wall and everyone else spread out?

If this is just a joke - then i'll tame myself a bit. But it's not just this picture, it's personal experience as well. High school... okay, that's one thing. But even in college, professors find this necessary. It's ridiculous, and quite honestly, offensive.

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