No Questions Asked

mango_bodybutter · 4 months

Because every other autoshop in town would blackmail the shit out of you.

banezing · 4 months

Ooooh I see, it was the belt!

acousticmind · 4 months

Good idea, poor execution.

topupdown · 4 months

Am I the only one who thought "This man is upset because his daughter has just hit a pedestrian hard enough to toss them onto the hood, hid in the forest, and now is more concerned about her looks than vehicular manslaughter"?

PunjabiPlaya · 4 months

it's a Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

snatcher04 · 4 months

That's a real first world problem.

pitmissile · 4 months

"Rick, stop the car. I want to fuck your brains out."

"Hold on honey, I must back the car into this extremely narrow gap between this bush and this tree."

TakingKarmaFromABaby · 4 months

What are Jon Stewart and Elisha Cuthbert doing in the woods?

Palamede · 4 months

Poorly done. Also, there should be some cum on the radiator grill.

playlikechampions · 4 months

i don't get it

StewieBanana · 4 months

Except "How was it?" amirite guys?

vkrazy04 · 4 months

seeing a Jag always reminds of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tyj9VMhE6oI

c0ne · 4 months

why not just bang her INSIDE the car?

Mikey-2-Guns · 4 months

That took me way longer to get than should be reasonably expected from an individual.

PleaseDontStalkMe · 4 months

Doesn't matter had sex?

CondescendingSean · 4 months

Looks like Elisha Cuthbert.

Wyrmshadow · 4 months

It's okay.. its a JAAAAAAAAG

Dysfunct90 · 4 months

So am i to assume the hood ornament (jaguar) is .... in her ass?

urgassed · 4 months

For those who still don't get it...

He's in the woods because he's hiding out, trying to bang a prostitute. He put her on the hood of his car and started banging. Her belt scratched the hood. When he goes to the typical shop, they'd ask how he got those scratches. That's why it's "no questions asked".

GAD604 · 4 months

Why the fuck would you call a technician out to the middle of the woods to fix a scratch in your paint?

account__2 · 4 months

Those scratches on the bonnet are from the girl's belt when he was fucking her.

Ceberus · 4 months

took me a second, but I got it.

GrooGrux · 4 months

DMHS

charleattack · 4 months

So I don't get it, he was with a hooker right? That's the whole thing? Except that lady does NOT look like a hooker. I see no dried-blood under her nose.

sh4ft · 4 months

It's funny because he was committing adultery!

pepsicola7up · 4 months

Is it just me or does that girl have no Gluteus Maximus?

Tinkco86 · 4 months

But it's OK because he drives a jaaaaaaaaaaaag!

texasota · 4 months

I would want to ask one question. If she was wearing a belt, over a shirt, over jean shorts, how is that any fun?

fend845 · 4 months

Why was she still wearing the belt? ಠ_ಠ

Blahblahblahinternet · 4 months

subtle. me gusta.

mambypambyland · 4 months

This was about as funny as all other British humor.

MisesPunch · 4 months

DM;HS

slapded · 4 months

his wife might ask a few questions

whomad1215 · 4 months

That poor jag

NathanArizona · 4 months

Can't feel too bad for him, its a Shag-uire

mitch_kramer · 4 months

For some reason I thought he was stressed out because she was being crazy and he planned on murdering her by running her over, thus denting his car.

Then I read the comments, and that makes a lot more sense.

account__2 · 4 months

Ask CareCare for a quote to see how much that fuck was worth?

redd_itch · 4 months

Unless he's had that grill replaced I would say that is an S-Type R?

milkyjoe11 · 4 months

took me awhile but very funny

lanehead · 4 months

Why would she leave her belt on?

atomicoption · 4 months

Worth it!

squeeeeenis · 4 months

I wondered where the inspiration came from to find a username so cunning and clever.

TheMidnight1200AM · 4 months

Did they find a shortcut to an abandoned theme park that had lots of food full of strange spirits?

ThomasTurbate · 4 months

Qualityt rapers

electriophile · 4 months

It looks like she has his timing belt wrapped around her waist, what a bitch.

potpan0 · 4 months

They need another one, with the same caption, but with a car with a dented hood with a bit of blood.

I_EAT_TEETH · 4 months

I was tabbing between various comment threads on various links and thought I was on the comments for the picture of the little girl with the shower curtain wrapped around her. I was all ಠ_ಠ before realizing I was on the comments for the picture of the retard and his whore and his car.

soh_based · 4 months

Looks like Jon Stewart.

Nightmathzombie · 4 months

Had this happen to me with my "project car".
It had been garaged for a while, finally take it out on the road and wonder why the hell my alignment was WAY off. Check to find bent outer tie rod which wasn't there when it had been parked....took a moment to figure it out but when I did I was like "Oh Yeah!" (Kool-aid man style).

sir-faps-a-lot · 4 months

I get it! The man is a teacher!

PengMoobs · 4 months

Initially i thought it was because the woman crashed it into the MIDDLE of a damn forest

GenericHighschoolKid · 4 months

I'm thinking the dude looks so sad because it only took him (judging by the scratches on the hood) about 3 thrusts, max.

mario1687 · 4 months

fuck it, I'd leave it there

[deleted] · 4 months

I had assumed he was fucking her from behind and she scratched the paint with her finger nails or they both did or something. It honestly didn't occur to me that the belt would do that.

Good-2-B-King · 4 months

I LMFAO because the guy looks identical to my accounting professor! I bet his wife would be pissed!

masterhikari · 4 months

AHAHAHAHAHAH, I GET IT.

It's funny..

Because sex.

jmortus1126 · 4 months

No Questions Asked by the repair shop...No Fucks Given by the chic...

Makunouchi_Ippo · 4 months

Worth it

Binsky89 · 4 months

Hell, I would be bragging my ass off to the auto shop guys.

Dangerstorm_Panther · 4 months

is that Ted Beneke?

DefinitelyRelephant · 4 months

Because you'd totally take that car offroad.

Aaya · 4 months

She's hot.

Bencool · 4 months

"Sir, what did I tell you about fucking your wife on the car?" "Take her belt off..." "Ok, this is your last warning."

Dominoes282 · 4 months

Ah these must be the guys in GTA.

capchaos · 4 months

Something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD5KQR1aA20

pencilinfrontofme · 4 months

SHit, the knocked the hood ornament right off.

pdxchris · 4 months

Do they have coverage available in Arkansas?

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