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[–]KoreanTerran 9 points10 points ago

You should've waited until the Americans were awake. This is prime time for the Aussies, mate.

[–]shitinsideyourheart 6 points7 points ago

These were funny when they started, now it's just old.

[–]Gertrude_Perkins 24 points25 points ago

I'm Australian and my downvote was completely intentional.

[–]Cl1ntEastwood 3 points4 points ago

I'm American and so was mine

[–]TheMadWoodcutter 0 points1 point ago

Or perhaps you upvoted by mistake...

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[–]dhaft88 0 points1 point ago

literally?

[–]karlojey 4 points5 points ago

Oh, this joke again.

[–]ductaperecorder 6 points7 points ago

For this to be even remotely correct that would mean their monitor would have to be upside down dumbass. They aren't downvoting stugg by mistake, they're downvoting stuff because it sucks.

[–]swimstrongheller 6 points7 points ago

When I read that I thought that "stugg" was some cool Aussie slang. Then I realized it was a typo. I'm still going to use it as a synonym for "stuff".

[–]bearzRchill 2 points3 points ago

I'm surprised no one has said this yet. This is a meme. Memes go in /r/AdviceAnimals.

[–]stardust1997 4 points5 points ago

Living in Australia and can tell the difference between upvoting and downvoting. Especially when the number rises when upvoting and decreasing when downvoting

[–]Dalton711 1 point2 points ago

Then my upvote should be a downvote.

[–]SteveOddJobs 1 point2 points ago

Please, no more.

[–]KyleMC 1 point2 points ago

OMG better love story than twilight OMG also Jessica Parker looks like a horse!

[–]ycpa68 0 points1 point ago

Are you voting for Ron Paul?

[–]KyleMC 1 point2 points ago

Yes, and also I just drove around a target parking lot for half an hour so I could take a picture of my odometer at 80,085 miles to upload to Reddit because, OMG BOOBS

[–]KyleMC 1 point2 points ago

[–]redditMEred[M] 1 point2 points ago

Sorry this post was removed. You broke the no memes rule. I recommend reading the sidebar :)

[–]RonDeGrasseDawtchins 1 point2 points ago

HAHA LOL! IT'S SOOOOO FUNNY GUISE!

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LOL! THIS JOKE WILL SURELY NEVER GET OLD!

[–]ValeVZ 0 points1 point ago

Here, I'm in New Zealand. Have an upvote courtesy of the southern hemisphere.

[–]StubbornClaws 0 points1 point ago

Who has time to vote? We clearly spend all our time tending to our kangaroos that we ride to work each day wearing helmets as protections from drop bears.

[–]LOTF 0 points1 point ago

Beat it like a dead horse!!

[–]saltytroll 0 points1 point ago

What if all the downvotes to Australians on reddit, are actually Americans thinking there upvoting because their upside down to us too??? Like its so fucking trippy!!!!

[–]jqrd4n 0 points1 point ago

I hate to contribute to this shit but I'm still announcing that I'll be handing OP one I've my great upside-down Aussie upvotes. EDIT: Just to clarify, that means I'm downvoting.

[–]Powderedhulk 0 points1 point ago

Why didnt you wait

[–]UnpopularOpinionGuy 0 points1 point ago

Oh how I wish there were some kind of countdown that would give some indication on when the stupid things people like you find funny finally go out of "reddit style".

Meaningless I know since people like you are amused by so many stupid ass things. Oh well.

[–]mlbbman 0 points1 point ago

They must have really bad taste

[–]desertion 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand the Australia upside down joke. Can someone explain it to me?

[–]ijustplaybass 0 points1 point ago

southern hemisphere apparently means we're upside down! Go figure :/

[–]6Jonnie6 0 points1 point ago

HAHA Australian upside down joke!

[–]mustfndnewname 0 points1 point ago

have an australian downvote my friend

[–]GoochGobbler -1 points0 points ago

What if...you're a faggot and these jokes arent funny anymore?

[–]Emry_is_fail 2 points3 points ago

Calm down there Xbox Live.

[–]graywh -1 points0 points ago

And all the upvotes on this post are Aussies trying to downvote it.

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[–]SonicSlice 1 point2 points ago

A joke you are NO where near the first to tell.

EDIT: G'day