More reason to fear being responsible for children

Blahblag12321 · 3 months

I usually just sit on the bench and observe until I see either blood or tears. Like a good parent?

xandan · 3 months

well that escalated quickly

chrisma08 · 3 months

Fortunately, at those ages, kids are pretty much made of rubber, and recover quickly.

Plus, if you are constantly trying to protect them from their own fearlessness and ignorance of gravity, then they have trouble learning how to negotiate obstacles on their own, as well as discovering both their personal limits and the natural laws of physics.

AppleBlossom63 · 3 months

I imagined the little girl going

"WHEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE!!!"

when she got thrown in the air.

nbshark · 3 months

full film. Also, the Gif looks sped up. It looks better in its original speed

Lampmonster1 · 3 months

That's pretty much my nightmare anytime someone hands me a baby.

"OH MY GOD SO MUCH BLOOD!!!"

"WHAT DID YOU DO?! I WAS GONE FOR TEN SECONDS!!!"

umibozu · 3 months

If you have don't have kids and wonder if this is just and hyperbole of reality, allow me to ease your mind:

this is a pretty accurate if not conservative depiction of what happens daily when you have two toddlers.

harriswill · 3 months

Your only job as a Father is to keep the kids from somehow killing themselves.

OpenPalm · 3 months

Parents need to understand that kids are much tougher than they think. They've been hardened by evolution-- the people who died out as kids by playing too hard didn't get to pass on their genes.

awelldesignedavocado · 3 months

Love the BBC

scottmforreals · 3 months

I just started dating a girl with a set of 5 year olds and a one year old. I didn't know wtf I was doing at the park.

justjokingnotreally · 3 months

Because you might turn into a cartoon character, thus eliminating the laws of physics? Does that really happen when you have kids, because that's awful!

jonnyrotten7 · 3 months

Mom's face just clinches it.

swtgurl123 · 3 months

Thank god I'm not having any kids then!

chinteresting · 3 months

That little guy is fucking hilarious

Hothlander · 3 months

I'm at work and I'm trying...so fucking hard...not to laugh. My colleagues are just giving me weird looks. They must be wondering "Why is he snickering and trying to cover his mouth?"

quv · 3 months

It's a good thing physics doesn't work that way.

I kid. In all seriousness, though, kids are very durable. I'll guarantee a real kid would absolutely survive that.

renvi · 3 months

Moral: Only have one kid!
It's like subtle propaganda for China!

MrNiko · 3 months

When I first saw this I thought it might be starring Grim Fandango. :(

aerosquid · 3 months

i'm childless... and 42. My sister has 2 kids her oldest is 10 and loves me to death. He is a great kid. Somehow i got volunteered to take him to flight school in Normal Oklahoma for a week! It's coming up in about a month. I'm freaking out... not sure how i'm going to deal with 5 days of being a 'parent'. I'm sure I can do it... i just don't know HOW!

etherealducky · 3 months

Why cant we just post the original source instead of a .gif ? I would prefer the video this this .gif .

schroefoe · 3 months

This was pretty much my experience when I had 8 under 3-y/o's in childcare and no extra help. That day, I quickly learned they'll be perfectly fine. Just watch out for the climbers when they get to the monkeybars. Falls from 5+ feet are not good.

whiskeyjack · 3 months

Wife is three days overdue with our first baby.

Thank you for feeding my neuroses.

WiskusGunthier · 3 months

"Honey, what happened?" "Cartoon physics..."

EchointheEther · 3 months

This was so funny I logged in, just to give you this little upvote. Enjoy.

katestatic · 3 months

This is stupidly awesome! Reddit hasn't made me laugh out loud in awhile - well done!

ticklingslowloris · 3 months

LOVEEEE Bird Box videos!!

parrotsnest · 3 months

did...did they die?

MR_PENIS_COCK_BALLS · 3 months

THAT. WAS. BEAUTIFUL!

atkinsonjake · 3 months

Hysterical

Klarien · 3 months

a dad running around after crazy kids, i would love to walk into that someday.

TheWumboMan · 3 months

If you tie the kids together you only have to keep an eye on one. Better yet just tie them to a bench so they can't go very far.

lalagonegaga · 3 months

As if I want any. God forbid.

SlightlyConfusedGuy · 3 months

I expected the child being kidnapped or raped. I think the internet has scarred me.

Colvanila · 3 months

Well, at least there's no subreddit for r/badparenting

Mycooljam · 3 months

Is it just me, or does anyoneelse just see a blank white picture?

Colin_Oscar_P · 3 months

TIL Ned Kelly was a loving and somewhat incompetent father.

AnExoticLlama · 3 months

Prime example of the 'Snowball' effect o.o

TheGuyThatAteYourDog · 3 months

It's a .jpg...and it's moving?

Xandralis · 3 months

link aint workin'

nonumbers · 3 months

What's the reason?

NightmareSquid · 3 months

watching my 2 yr old niece alone for the first time ever this morning. this was just what I needed...

Manofepic · 3 months

What would the girl have been thinking? "how the hell has the kid managed to get stuck In the bin?"

sticky_yikee · 3 months

Man the one who made that gif is a fuckin genius.

MattAlexander · 3 months

I do not understand you kids and your new-fangled "Animated GIFs". If there's a video, link to the video.

[deleted] · 3 months

THIS is why I only have one child!

MattBootyBulan · 3 months

One of the funniest posts I've seen.

PreppersFantastic · 3 months

Oh shit that's hilarious! Since I am going to be a teacher that is a very valid concern for me. It's one thing to be responsible for your own child quite another to be responsible for others :/

shankems2000 · 3 months

Yea it's not that I don't LIKE kids per say, but I'm scared shitless of the fact that I'd be responsible for another human being in every way shape and form for at least the first 18 years of their life. It's mind boggling and I think that many new parents don't grasp the enormity of such a responsibility.

linconpark1 · 3 months

I have just signed up for reddit a minute ago and you are the first person I upvoted... Congratulations

sprinthomefast · 3 months

I work at a daycare. This pretty much sums up what is feels like. However my children haven't ever been injured. You've got to be quick and you really do have to have eyes on the back of your head.

Obliviousobi · 3 months

I was definitely the little boy, always hurting myself somehow. I love how he takes the swing to the face an just stands there.

bawaga · 3 months

Oh god that cartoon is hillarious. Thanks for posting it.

For_teh_horde · 3 months

Another gif. Into my gif folder

jstohler · 3 months

And amazingly, you will enjoy every second of it.

chris-colour · 3 months

Is that scene not traced from the opening frame of Monkey Dust? This is only going from very distant recollection, mind.

JamieSweetTooth · 3 months

That was a gif? Most impressive.

RedThunder90 · 3 months

I want to see more .gif files like this. Less clips from videos, more original cartoons.

Tastygroove · 3 months

This is me every day except three instead of two.

metaldogman · 3 months

This is exactly how it happens.

I desperately try to explain these things to my wife and she just stares at me like I am a monster.

I get the ice cream now.

360walkaway · 3 months

The mall chapter of Heavy Rain also scares me when I think of being a parent.

apextek · 3 months

i hates kids, granted Im a parent and i love them, but I hate the fact that they are kids, I wish they could be born with a brain filled with the first 10 years of common sense at least.

greiton · 3 months

youtube link so the creators get the view and the money for this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOfy5LDpEHo&feature=share responsible viewing of entertainment will go a long way in helping our cause against things like acta and cispa

snow_bird · 3 months

I accidentally kicked one of mine in the face once. She cried so much that I didn't just physically abuse her, but I had betrayed her in the deepest, cruelest ways. But the awesome part of being poor is that it's super easy to buy back their affection. I pulled a quarter, two dimes and a few pennies from my pocket and offered them to her. She jumped down off the counter and went back to playing immediately.

workpuppy · 3 months

Heh. I was out at a park with a buddy of mine. I had my kid, he had a loaner (he wants kids, so he takes care of his godkid sometimes for practice).

So we're pushing the kids on the swings, and I push the hell out of mine...Doing some of the semi-dangerous stuff. The big running push where you go under the swing when you're finished. Grabbing her legs, and pulling her way up then letting go, etc. She's having a great time.

So he's pushing his godkid, and I'm already kinda sick of this kid (he's a whiney little shit), but whatever, I can deal with him for a while. And my buddy says, "Hey little guy, you want a big push?"

And the kids like, "uh-huh"

So my buddy pushes him...Right the hell out of the swing to faceplant in the playground mulch.

It took so much effort to hold in the guffaw that I got bodychecked by my own kid, who then laughed herself out of the swing, and started jumping on me where I was lying on the ground.

Good times.

Pharose · 3 months

Those old see-saws are some of the most dangerous playground pieces ever. I always hated going on them with somebody bigger than myself because they would ALWAYS make a quick exit when they were done. This was when I first learned to fiercely guard my balls.

patchesmcgrath · 3 months

The wonderful animation studio's website. These are hilarious.

SgtWiggles · 3 months

Everytime i end up being responsible with children, one of them either ends up with a minor injury or learning a new cuss word.

I want kids of my own one day, but dear lord do i hate most other peoples kids <_<.

Blairowns · 3 months

THIS is how i feel when working at the daycare that i work at

namrog84 · 3 months

original video, as should have been posted to give proper credit? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOfy5LDpEHo

DanishxAssassin · 3 months

My 2nd is due on October 12th. Thanks for the heads up.

trademarkedtrademark · 3 months

Why don't they just act less dumb?

[deleted] · 3 months

/r/childfree would like.

funny

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