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[–]BanditoRojo 35 points36 points ago

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I hate when my upper torso fights with my lower torso.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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My bottom half always does that shit to me so I have to jerk that fucker to stay low.

[–]Ronald_McFondlled 1 point2 points ago

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i have to do the same to my top half.

[–]scromer21 118 points119 points ago

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Cat is confused. It hurt itself in its confusion.

[–]Jymotion 51 points52 points ago

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yup, that was the title yesterday

[–]20benji 6 points7 points ago

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[–]r_nothing_link 1 point2 points ago

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[–]melechkibitzer 0 points1 point ago

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looks like funny bot

[–]Jaboomaphoo 14 points15 points ago

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I like the way he established dominance over his legs. They'll think twice before fucking with him again.

[–]exaei 51 points52 points ago

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[–]dogbreath101 15 points16 points ago

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feet why would you do that to me

now i have to kill you

[–]Engineer3227 10 points11 points ago

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Haha. It looks like as soon as he went to clean his belly his automatic "defend the belly" system kicked in at full speed.

[–]theotherbekk 6 points7 points ago

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That thing is pissed!

[–]MrMono1 6 points7 points ago

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Wow, that was hilarious. Rini-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-nah.

[–]Ronald_McFondlled 1 point2 points ago

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am i a horrible person for laughing at this?

[–]Kavanaugh 0 points1 point ago

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No way, that was fucking hilarious

[–]Kaltano 0 points1 point ago

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OMG and I thought I had trouble breathing a moment ago from all the LOLs.

[–]mcskillz 0 points1 point ago

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My dog heard this, and tried to attack my phone.

[–]NapTake 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed at the gif but laughed even harder at that one!

[–]xMace88x 7 points8 points ago

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GET...IT...TOGETHER...MAN...

[–]SimilarImage 62 points63 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 month Fishooked I'll have your leg! /r/gifs 3 222
2 months Sakarissa No Need to beat yourself up here 233 976
3 months BatmanLunchbox Restless leg syndrome /r/gifs 5 176

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[–]gigitrix 1 point2 points ago

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Only 13?

[–]SimilarImage 0 points1 point ago

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That are known to KarmaDecay. The absolute number may be higher. Knowing the absolute number would require knowing every image ever posted to reddit. That would be a project far better suited for reddit, rather than a third party.

[–]gigitrix 0 points1 point ago

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I understand, I was being facetious :)

[–]zyjux 8 points9 points ago

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This is one of those gifs that no matter how many times I see it, I still start giggling like a small child. So yeah, bring on the reposts!

[–]evanbunnell 2 points3 points ago

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Check back tomorrow. It'll be here then, too.

[–]Exylum 21 points22 points ago

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Well in his defense, his bottom half is kind of an ass hole. Oh that was a terrible pun, I'm sorry Reddit.

[–]russelldirect 14 points15 points ago

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[–]Stormdancer 4 points5 points ago

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Get away from my crotch, you pervert!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!! Festerin legs...

[–]alekanakalea 17 points18 points ago

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Stop that right meow!

[–]guyver_dio 2 points3 points ago

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holy fuck, I'm not a cat person but now I want one just to watch it do shit like this. Haven't laughed that hard in ages.

[–]--will-- 9 points10 points ago

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I fucking Love cats

[–]Tekuzo 1 point2 points ago

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Damn you, I am at work and laughed too loudly.

[–]Verdictlesslife 1 point2 points ago

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No means no!

[–]lukaskywalker 1 point2 points ago

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why do cats do that? mine does it all the time

[–]unwavering_ally 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if that kicking reflex is just too strong and so every now and then they get their face speed bagged while trying to groom.

[–]Kaltano 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed so hard at this, I had trouble breathing after a bit.

[–]FeedMeNoLies 3 points4 points ago

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Hahahahahah well apparently this is a repost, but it's my first time seeing it, and I must say, I haven't genuinely laughed so hard at something on Reddit in a long time. Tears streaming down my face right now. This is one of those things you can watch over and over and over and it never gets any less hilarious.

[–]beeblebrox381 2 points3 points ago

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This is an example of Alien Hand (/Limb) Syndrome, a neurological disorder. It also affects humans, try searching youtube for it.

[–]xtfftc 2 points3 points ago*

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Seems to be rather common amongst cats.

[–]AnthonySlips 2 points3 points ago

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Request an IamA from someone with this?

[–]ruta_skadi 2 points3 points ago

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seemed more like a goofy reflex

[–]significantshrinkage 1 point2 points ago

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Uh no it's not. Unless the cat has been callostomized, it's just the cat acting like a derp.

[–]unwavering_ally 0 points1 point ago

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Don't make this not funny, beeblebrox. Don't do it.

[–]Alias135 0 points1 point ago

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It just got a fucking combo on it's own face.

[–]CheezeburgerTroll 0 points1 point ago

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I feel the cats pain, I hate when I do this to myself

[–]lemmereddit 0 points1 point ago

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That's hillarious!

[–]SamanthaWicker 0 points1 point ago

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hahahah...uncontrolled cat :)))

[–]yinoryang 0 points1 point ago

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He kicks like the baby kangaroo in Looney Tunes.

[–]Blackface420 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck! Every time I manage to stop laughing the part of him kicking himself is back.

[–]markth_wi 0 points1 point ago

I'm kicking my own ass!

[–]Whatsername18 0 points1 point ago

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This actually made me laugh..Hard.

[–]futt_bucker69 0 points1 point ago

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kitty :3

[–]the_fatman_dies 0 points1 point ago

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I think the proper title should be: Crazy cat is crazy

[–]The_Friskiest_Dingo 0 points1 point ago

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Repost it tomorrow, no one will notice!

[–]LoriStrode 0 points1 point ago

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rofl

[–]wink047 -4 points-3 points ago

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seriously. how many times is this going to be posted?!

[–]counterplex 5 points6 points ago

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It'll keep getting posted until it stops being funny. I don't see it ever stopping :-)

[–]Koernchen 3 points4 points ago

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I don't mind! Imagine the very rare case where a redditor doesn't check reddit every day....he would miss that....that would be a shame. I personally think this should be posted automatically every 2 weeks ;) love it! But it's really hilarious with sound (as linked above)

[–]solarpoweredatheist -2 points-1 points ago

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Neat I was wondering if this was going to get reposted today or not.

[–]Foolbird -1 points0 points ago

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Take only what you need from it.

[–]ekilic911 -1 points0 points ago

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it is infested with lice

[–]cody_au -4 points-3 points ago

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HAHAHA HE KICKED HIS OWN FACE!