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[–]WarAndRuin 159 points160 points ago

yet if it was spelled with a y instead of an i it would be a totally different picture that i would not dare click upon..

[–]fargin_bastiges 109 points110 points ago

I would.

[–]Asmodiar_ 50 points51 points ago

I can't seem to find a Thorgy... But here's a NSFW Thorsome for you.

[–]TarzansNipples 31 points32 points ago

I just stared and stared, then went back to Reddit then back to that picture again. Something about it...I dunno.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

It's oddly very arousing/mesmerizing.

[–]DarthValiant 45 points46 points ago

mesmerousing?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

yes

[–]irawwwr 3 points4 points ago

I wish the Avengers were like that.

[–]achillies25 1 point2 points ago

[–]ArchangelleOPisAfag 5 points6 points ago

NSFW

[–]neightdog 15 points16 points ago

[–]Nyder 0 points1 point ago

imgur is down, so I can't see the corgi, but for whatever reason, this image is up.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]agnostic_opossum 10 points11 points ago

Fuck you

[–]nitnitwickywicky 3 points4 points ago

How are you still around?

[–]Condawg 2 points3 points ago

I wonder why obvious spam accounts like this don't get banned. This guy has been at it for a month. This would be shut down in less than an hour on a forum with a tenth of the activity Reddit has.

[–]iamyourdad 7 points8 points ago

Because he is not actually spamming. Just really REALLY bad at trolling.

[–]camelCase47 9 points10 points ago

For Asgard!

[–]mirrax 3 points4 points ago

More like would not admit to clicking on.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]morning-coffee 2 points3 points ago

This is an Amazon spam account

[–]wilkerson_fiend 0 points1 point ago

lol

[–]Lady_Maha 2 points3 points ago

It's totally something I'd be in to.

[–]Hypothetical_Boner 0 points1 point ago

Lemme think about it...

[–]CryoGuy 1 point2 points ago

That's what I thought it was. Hell, that's why I clicked.

[–]nondickyatheist 0 points1 point ago

Thor meets a Valkyrie at an orgy: "Hello there. I'm Thor and you're about to be." (for those who don't get it, it's a lisp pun.)

[–]futurefix5 70 points71 points ago

[–]meanrone 12 points13 points ago

I like how for Hawkeye its just a random picture of a hawk while all the others are pets dressed up.

[–]Aurabolt 8 points9 points ago

TO THE TOP!

[–]rmm45177 0 points1 point ago

Someone painted their dog green for a picture?

[–]propaglandist 1 point2 points ago

Someone searched the internet for a green dog for a blog post?

[–]Shocking 1 point2 points ago

to be fair he is wearing shorts

[–]propaglandist 0 points1 point ago

thorts

[–]JesusFChrist 112 points113 points ago

Now do Tony Bark.

[–]strawberryberet 7 points8 points ago*

Lokitty Laufeyson; you'd have to wonder at that point at how he could not know he was adopted.

Edit: Fuck yeah, Lokitty.

[–]nondickyatheist 28 points29 points ago

Clint Barkton?

[–]vivvav 28 points29 points ago

Captain Ameruffca

[–]KingMotion 42 points43 points ago

You messed up. Steve Corgers.

[–]Geroots 17 points18 points ago

Peter Barker

[–]NightBane 15 points16 points ago

Bruce Barker

[–]Zammin 15 points16 points ago

The Fantastic Fur.

[–]ThePigThatGoesWheeee 3 points4 points ago

Flash Corgon.

[–]Arcon1337 1 point2 points ago

Spider malamute

[–]vertigo42 1 point2 points ago

Bruce Panter

[–]FlockaFlameSmurf 0 points1 point ago

...so that's why Bob Barker wants pets neutered... Dog populace rejects him so he is seeking revenge by snipping their balls off!

[–]I_dont_like_turtles 25 points26 points ago

Nick Furry?

[–]MERCILESSGRAMMARNAZI 18 points19 points ago

OH GOD NO

[–]saintlawrence 1 point2 points ago

YIFF

[–]_Jairus 10 points11 points ago

Scarlet Bitch

[–]buzzkill_aldrin -4 points-3 points ago

You have to admit, that was pretty ruff.

[–]midnight_cowboy -2 points-1 points ago

Cycorgi

[–]kyoutenshi 0 points1 point ago

Bruce Dane

[–]ngabear 73 points74 points ago

Another Awwsgardian?

[–]Thor4269 20 points21 points ago

I'm Thor and I approve of this furry creature fit for kings to ride upon.

[–]DarthContinent 51 points52 points ago

That's some low key humor...

[–]vivvav 13 points14 points ago

Somebody's in a thor mood today.

[–]MagicallyVermicious 13 points14 points ago

I think this is asgard as it gets, folks.

[–]FoWsUrDuress 7 points8 points ago

Thanks for midgard-ing the sanctity of this thread

[–]Harold_Grundelson 4 points5 points ago

This thread is becoming increasingly stark.

[–]Geroots 2 points3 points ago

but its not Thursday yet

[–]Thor4269 1 point2 points ago

This pun brought to you by Thor

[–]Nebu 1 point2 points ago

I didn't get it until I had to ask a friend to explain the joke to me, which forced me to read the joke out loud.

[–]Birthmark 21 points22 points ago

Odinsdog.

[–]Lowlypeon 44 points45 points ago

Why do all corgis look like they are burdened with glorious purpose?

[–]TheFluxCapacitor 27 points28 points ago

That would be because they are the preferred mount of fairy warriors.

[–]Craigellachie 6 points7 points ago

That's what a culture of excessive drink'll do to ya.

[–]ActuallyMike 5 points6 points ago

I agree, they look like they're built for adventure, destined for greatness, and know of what must be done.

[–]gsfgf 3 points4 points ago

Because they are

[–]haiku_robot 0 points1 point ago

Why do all corgis 
look like they are burdened with 
glorious purpose? 

[–]Tachik 34 points35 points ago

I see your thorgi and raise you a Bulk

[–]nondickyatheist 26 points27 points ago

Played by Mark Ruffalo!

[–]CogBlocker 20 points21 points ago

Bark Ruffalo.

[–]milnivek 1 point2 points ago

Bark Woofalo

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Equally hairy.

[–]shatonamime 11 points12 points ago

get that dog some shwarma

[–]connocauseimcool 60 points61 points ago

I want this puppy more than my degree I get this Friday.

[–]TRAUMAjunkie 21 points22 points ago

Congrats on that, dude.

[–]narf865 12 points13 points ago

Totally, this guy has his priorities in order. The degree isn't worth the paper it is printed on, but imagine the possibilities of a Corgi in a Thor costume!

[–]Alexxandros 8 points9 points ago

I would rule the world.

[–]Lilkounchry 3 points4 points ago

Or the 9 realms.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Whoever downvoted you needs to reevaluate their life.

[–]stillalone 6 points7 points ago

I'm sure with the right craigslist post you can trade your degree in for a puppy.

[–]PaqTooba 1 point2 points ago

Let me guess. Engineering?

[–]1zero2two8eight 0 points1 point ago

From a fellow graduate this semester, congrats.

[–]Lilkounchry 2 points3 points ago

DM:SC

[–]Henwhee 1 point2 points ago

doesn't matter; saw corgi?

[–]Lilkounchry 1 point2 points ago

Bingo.

[–]TLUL 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I came here to see if KarmaDecay had popped in.

[–]noodles2go 2 points3 points ago

This was also a repost of just one image of MY dog. I have the full gallery here, http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/lop7t/the_mighty_thorgi/.

[–]nicholmikey 5 points6 points ago

When imgur is over capacity just type .jpg on the end of the link and you are good to go

[–]candacelaine 0 points1 point ago

You are a true hero.

[–]ToucanPlayThisGame 5 points6 points ago

Very few critter pics make me laugh -- yeah, they're cute, they're all freakin' cute -- but few make me laugh. This one did! Upvote for you! It's hammer time for the Thorgi!

[–]sarahcasarah 3 points4 points ago

Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues.

[–]strallweat 3 points4 points ago

Anyone got a mirror? I can't see the image.

[–]holycheddar 15 points16 points ago

More like repost.

http://karmadecay.com/imgur.com/o5Joz

7 hours ago it was posted in /r/aww.

[–]SenselessNoise 6 points7 points ago

I remember the one 5 months ago, but yeah... to repost something from ~8 hours ago, bah.

[–]RockemSockemBrobots 2 points3 points ago

It seems that this picture attracts far more attention with the name Thorgi than it does anything else.

[–]Chaseman69 2 points3 points ago

DAMN I was trying to look for some hardcore super hero porn, yet I was let down AGAIN!

[–]fargin_bastiges 0 points1 point ago

That's "Thorgy," as stated above.

[–]animoscity 2 points3 points ago

So many front page reposts. Its ridiculous.

[–]Honestly_ 2 points3 points ago

I bet Queen Elizabeth II does the same with her own when no one's looking. She also probably pretends her Corgis call it Barkingham Palace.

[–]bwalshy 2 points3 points ago

[–]fozzyfreakingbear 1 point2 points ago

Hey! That's my lawyer!

[–]Randompaul 1 point2 points ago

I'm disappointed this wasn't a Thorgy

[–]KDIZZLL 1 point2 points ago

Belongs in /r/aww

[–]basement_hostage 0 points1 point ago

Seriously people, that's why we created a subreddit for it.

[–]Babysealkllr 1 point2 points ago

He has a bone to pick with Loki.

[–]farmthis 1 point2 points ago

Quick. dress him up as BORGI, next.

[–]WalterWhite_Jr 0 points1 point ago

we are the borgi,resistance obedience is futile

[–]DesignUtensil 1 point2 points ago

Really? Again? With all the recycle karma this picture gets, I myself should try posting it in a month or so and see what happens.

[–]fighted 1 point2 points ago

Thorse approves

[–]heechum 1 point2 points ago

Dude, your trash can is charged, unplug it. Sweet goddog also.

[–]automatedresponse 1 point2 points ago

reposti

[–]Crapaholic 1 point2 points ago

Omg if I repost this because Avengers just came out I'll get so much karma

[–]Sighguy28 0 points1 point ago

So Awesome So Cute

[–]Shavs 0 points1 point ago

I usually hate most of the AWW pictures but this one is good

[–]rhenry 0 points1 point ago

Played by Chris Hemswuff?

[–]champagne_disses 0 points1 point ago

For whatever reason, I imagined an orgy where all the participants are cosplaying as Thor.

[–]cjb630 0 points1 point ago

I get it. It's nowhere near worthy of laughter but, I get it.

[–]NobblyNobody 0 points1 point ago

Bless.

Although that facial expression says to me,

"Owner, you are seconds from death"

[–]Asmodiar_ 0 points1 point ago

/sigh-ahhhhhhh... Upvote.

[–]iulwen 0 points1 point ago

I love this so much that I want own one myself...

[–]facemelt 0 points1 point ago

TO THE FORT!

[–]Meatloaf_King 0 points1 point ago

Oh... I thought it was something with Norse gods and orgies.

[–]bigblueoni 0 points1 point ago

Lashes and gentlemen: the internet

[–]J_Jammer 0 points1 point ago

He's ready to sniff Asgard.

[–]albinotadpole 0 points1 point ago

I was half expecting a "Thor Orgy". Checked the subreddit before opening.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[–]patchperson 0 points1 point ago

hehe, yeah

[–]bouncingsouls 0 points1 point ago

Too....much....cuteness...can't....handle....gasp

[–]Corsair857 0 points1 point ago

Haha for some reason I want to see Thorgi in front of a laptop with the caption "CONFOUND THIS LAP MOUNTED PRINTING PRESS!" straight from good ol' Chris Jericho.

[–]BrassTaxation 0 points1 point ago

That look in its eyes. That blend of courage and confusion like a marvelous marble cake. He may not know much of the plastic helmet on his head, but goddammit he wears it with pride.

[–]etishuman21 0 points1 point ago

No picture to be found!

[–]the_don_king 0 points1 point ago

Well since Imgur is over capacity I guess I'll read the comments.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I clicked on what I knew was going to be an awesome picture from the title of your post, and of course imgur is down.

[–]tornsoulja 0 points1 point ago

WHY is imgur downnnnnn!!! I'm curious now what the photo is about...

[–]Mathmatical 0 points1 point ago

Oh god. This is almost as cute as the Doctor Who corgi. Oh man...I can't take this cuteness. I love corgis so much! :D

[–]NoMoneyUSA 0 points1 point ago

This was not what I was expecting. I though this would be a cross between thor and fergie :(

[–]cbyzsportzfan 0 points1 point ago

i think it crashed imgur!!

[–]tarabluh 0 points1 point ago

At least put that it's an xpost from r/aww .

[–]Isatis_tinctoria 0 points1 point ago

Go Avengers!

[–]otterdam 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, corgi. Thorgi.

[–]monstrous_moose 0 points1 point ago

MUST...RESIST...UPVOTEING...goddammit. I just can't.

[–]bizzyqu 0 points1 point ago

[–]keytarjunkie 0 points1 point ago

After waiting an hour to see it, my thoughts: "so this is the creature that brought down imgur."

[–]Zammin 0 points1 point ago

The moment when Odin realizes that "worthiness" is a pretty abstract way of determining who gets the hammer...

[–]alodia99 0 points1 point ago

why talking about thorgi . why not to Irongman

[–]triggershadow9er 0 points1 point ago

doesth thou mother know it wearith her drapes?

[–]shizzlemaster2000 0 points1 point ago

Ain't no cat

[–]quantum_ingress 0 points1 point ago

There's something about Corgi's that make me hate the breed but this has me reconsidering :)

[–]AlmostApollo 0 points1 point ago

This is one of, if not the, cutest things I've ever seen.

[–]CondescendingSean 0 points1 point ago

Just waiting for Hulkita to show up and smash.

[–]Rambi 0 points1 point ago

Cuteness overload!!!!

[–]obseletevernacular 0 points1 point ago

Looks like my lawyer...

[–]gigapunch 0 points1 point ago

This is too cute. :)

[–]spacedicksastronaut 0 points1 point ago

This bone, I like it.

ANOTHER!

[–]The_Mexorcist26 0 points1 point ago

EIN! squeeeeeeee

[–]Kutero 0 points1 point ago

Imagine all the avengers as dogs...

[–]destatica 0 points1 point ago

Lawyer dog has been moonlighting as a demi god.

[–]Jazzerbone 0 points1 point ago

I am drunk and I am seeing several old penis' being revived in my supresed memory. Drinking sucks.

[–]WutsUp 0 points1 point ago

Step aside Underdog, Thorgi is badass.

[–]TheHowell18 0 points1 point ago

im not even mad its so cute

[–]Whatsername18 0 points1 point ago

So awesome!

[–]DangerKitty001 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting some kind of joke referring to all the girls touching themselves over "Thor's hot bod"... This Thorgi was much better

[–]mudjugbandit 0 points1 point ago

I want an electric garbage can too

[–]iNeedMyKingButterfly 0 points1 point ago

That is athorable!

[–]jeremyfrankly 0 points1 point ago

You have to fight alongside Croco-iron Man

[–]yeathl 0 points1 point ago

You know there's a corgi reddit right? What you didn't know is that I very ashamed I know this.

[–]sahariana 0 points1 point ago

I was really hoping this had something to do with naked women and Thor... Disappoint.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Clown_Of_God 9 points10 points ago

Why do you give a fuck, r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCK? You are making a contradicting statement with your username.

[–]Reddits_White_Knight 12 points13 points ago*

I must agree with Clown_Of_God here. How do you give a fuck when you are advertising you could teach others to not give a fuck. Very contradicting.

[–]URINE-MY-FACE 1 point2 points ago

Here comes Reddits_White_Knight, white-knighting as usual...

[–]fozzyfreakingbear 2 points3 points ago

THERE'S NO URINE IN MY FACE. YOU'RE A PHONY.

[–]Reddits_White_Knight 0 points1 point ago

His name says "my" referring to himself, so he must have urine on his face. You could also be called a phony from the way you decipher usernames. I see no fozzy freaking bear, so you must be a phony.

[–]fozzyfreakingbear 0 points1 point ago

That was my joke :(

WAKA WAKA WAKA

[–]Reddits_White_Knight 0 points1 point ago

I am sorry Fozzyfreakingbear.

[–]Reddits_White_Knight 0 points1 point ago

Well that is my job.

[–]TheOnlyTheist 0 points1 point ago

I'm posting this on all Reddit's White Knight's comments because people need to understand why White Knight's are terrible.

I don't know if you realize this but in many circles "white knight" is not a positive term but rather derogatory. White knights are people who feel morally obliged to assert themselves over the internet in a consequence absent environment. This act is not a genuine moral act, it is the appearance of a moral act super-imposed onto an ego trip. There is no moral currency exchanged. You better no one. You simply self-validate. Content that you are morally superior to those you reply to. The sad fact is there is no morality in the absence of consequence. So really you're just diddling yourself for pleasure, nothing wrong with that, but you should understand the mechanics of it. Go volunteer at a soup kitchen, help someone become better, but don't pretend you are doing anything significant over the internet.

TL;DR: Whiteknights are on an ego trip separated from any moral currency. It's like people who donate to a church and think they are charitable people. Palliative, impotent, ego-tripping.

[–]Reddits_White_Knight 0 points1 point ago

Believe it or not I do volunteer. I've gone on 4 service trips to 3rd world countries to help build shelters and to pass out supplies. I've gone with Operation Christmas Child to different countries and worked packaging the gifts for the past 12 years. I've worked with multiple soup kitchens and churches to aid the homeless. I've probably done more to help than you have, though I do not believe I am 'morally superior' to anyone. This is not an 'ego-trip,' if it was I would be plugging myself or using myself as an example of 'good morals' instead of just mentioning what is wrong. This is just a hobby I thought would be fun. Maybe instead of commenting on every single one of my comments you should have gone out and volunteered. Have a great day:)

[–]TheOnlyTheist 0 points1 point ago

Let me show you exactly what's up and how you just proved what I just said.

"I've probably done more to help than you have, though I do not believe I am 'morally superior' to anyone."

I haven't had a laugh like that in a while so thanks I guess.

"if it was I would be plugging myself or using myself as an example of 'good morals' instead of just mentioning what is wrong."

Isn't that exactly what you just did in this entire paragraph? In fact even in the above quoted sentence. Here's another plug " I've gone on 4 service trips to 3rd world countries to help build shelters and to pass out supplies. I've gone with Operation Christmas Child to different countries and worked packaging the gifts for the past 12 years. I've worked with multiple soup kitchens and churches to aid the homeless. "

Ego affirmation, a useless list of claims over the internet in a consequence-less environment. Notice that the first thing you say is "I". You address nothing of the content of the post you are replying to. I also guarantee that you haven't done more than me as a charitable individual, even assuming everything you said was true, though I feel no need to claim anything over the internet.

[–]foolsmagools 0 points1 point ago

Hmm... Saying this out loud has a WAAAAYYY different implication

[–]The_Rat_Cook 0 points1 point ago

THORGI ODINSDOG, PROTECTOR OF MANKIND, RUN TO MEET YOUR FATE.

[–]DoctorSandwich -1 points0 points ago

Upvote! Upvote, Upvote, a million times UPVOTE!

[–]Sentient545 -1 points0 points ago

I vote for Odein.

[–]ThebeautifuljenH -1 points0 points ago

My husband promised me a corgi when we (ever) get a house. I got him a rescued Bengal cat a few years ago so I feel that I'm over due. Either way I would name my new pet Ein :)

[–]blaze_all_day -2 points-1 points ago

I fail to see how this is funny. Please enlighten me anyone?

[–]mattermaster -2 points-1 points ago

Corgi Hemsworth as Thorgi - the Asslickgardian.

[–]simonbrc[S,!] -1 points0 points ago

Someone messaged me asking why I reposted this, so I thought others might like to see the response I sent:

Ok reason for the repost was that I had this saved as a draft on a tumblr I have about dogs from like 6 months ago when this image first appeared, I posted it on an empty blog to test and suddenly it went crazy and then I realised it's because the avengers is out.

So I fully knew it was a repost, but I checked the past posts and it had been 5 months and i just felt that with the Avengers movie out and huge there was enough interest in it and enough people who had either not seen or forgotten it to warrant posting it again.

Wasn't a decision I took lightly haha, but I thought in this circumstance it was justified.