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[–]brosenfeld 2 points3 points ago

You hit them because you're a spoiled little girl that must always get her way?

[–]Zlynkyx[S] 1 point2 points ago

That would apply to the GIF, not my situation. Lol.

[–]vandil 1 point2 points ago

A couple of days ago, someone stepped in front of me at the escalator, held out his arm to block me from getting on so his four-year-old could take the extra five or so steps to get to him, then stood right in the middle of the escalator so I couldn't get by. I was a step up from him, and he tells his son "Lets move forward a bit, this guy is too close", and takes a single step. I told him that if he were to stand on the right, then people could pass, and the guy actually turns to a line of people waiting for a movie at the bottom of the escalator and says "This guy is trying to push his way past everyone on the escalator!" I feel bad for his kid, that this is the kind of man who will be raising him.

[–]string97bean 1 point2 points ago

I love that someone downvoted this. My money is on the OP.

[–]Djdp24 0 points1 point ago

I down voted it after reading your comment, am I entitled to any money?