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[–]DrPoopEsq 37 points38 points ago

It will be alright, now you will know that they can't charge a husband and wife for the same crime for your tests.

[–]cedds 32 points33 points ago

If you're in a pinch, I'm sure Bob Loblaw's Law Blog could help you out with your studies.

[–]-Peter[S] 4 points5 points ago

Oh trust me, it I've spent more time reading that than I have my casebooks.

[–]Wacocaine 6 points7 points ago

Just don't make the same mistake as Bob Loblaw and lob a law bomb.

[–]kaltorak 4 points5 points ago

That would be quite a mouthful!

[–]BobbyD84 8 points9 points ago

You're going to pretend to be blind, aren't you?

[–]Andewz111 11 points12 points ago

Might I suggest concentrating in maritime law?

[–]eponymic 4 points5 points ago

You're a crook captain hook. Judge, won't you throw the book, at the pirate...

[–]ellimayhem 8 points9 points ago

It's OK. There's always money in the banana stand.

[–]miss_milly_pink 3 points4 points ago

Oh god I know that feel. 3 days to memorise that, free movement of goods, free movement of people and supremacy. I'll never be a lawyer, hello spearmint rhino.

[–]-Peter[S] 2 points3 points ago

Well at least you have your looks to fall back on?

[–]buffsfan36 4 points5 points ago

Did the same thing last semester with HIMYM...on the bright side I really did enjoy taking materials and energy balances a second time!

[–]-Peter[S] 8 points9 points ago

This is not very reassuring.

[–]Ginnysaurus 2 points3 points ago

you should subscribe to r/arresteddevelopment

[–]SnallTrippin 2 points3 points ago

I have my contracts test on Tuesday and I'm expecting an AWESOME book to be delivered on Monday...fucking eh.

[–]boethius_tcop 2 points3 points ago

I've been down both roads. Trust me: you blue it. Not even the Bob Loblaw Law Blog can save you now.

[–]zebozebo 2 points3 points ago

i am in season 3 of The Wire, but fortunately, only an MBA student.

[–]DrPoopEsq 1 point2 points ago

The Wire might actually help with law school.

[–]-Peter[S] 1 point2 points ago

Our Crimlaw professor is a huge wire fan. We watch clips of it in class from time to time.

[–]zebozebo 0 points1 point ago

SHIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, PARTNER!

[–]grau0060 2 points3 points ago

No sleep for you.

[–]dianasmistress 2 points3 points ago

Haha I just recently started watching it too and I'm pretty proud that I understand the gif.

[–]TheSlothGeneral 2 points3 points ago

"We're going to lego land?!" When you see the episode I expect you to come back to this comment and tell me how hilarious I am and accompany that with the proper upvote.

[–]TrustMeImALawStudent 1 point2 points ago*

You're brave.

Btw, are you a 1L, 2L, or 3L?

[–]Stylux 2 points3 points ago

If he's a 3L who gives a shit. That's where I am and I have been procrastinating taking my last final out of pure IDGAFness.

[–]DrPoopEsq 2 points3 points ago

Lol. 3L Spring was a complete joke. I discovered reddit around March that year, and my attention span was shot. And I got my best grades in school. It just goes to show you that dicking around will always get you ahead in life.

[–]-Peter[S] 0 points1 point ago

Caged wisdom.

[–]-Peter[S] 1 point2 points ago

Bad news friends. 1L.

[–]Stylux 1 point2 points ago

For shame!

[–]Jaycohen 1 point2 points ago

did the same, but with The Wire. totally addicted...

[–]bitchpleasereddit 1 point2 points ago

You could say the same thing about going on reddit during finals week.

[–]vondruke00 1 point2 points ago

2L, it was breaking bad for me...

[–]-Peter[S] 0 points1 point ago

Ouch. I watched breaking bad over winter break last year. Good luck man, that show's the tits.

[–]thepancakebreakfast 1 point2 points ago

You could be the next Barry Zuckercorn.

[–]arito 1 point2 points ago

Same here except engineering finals and Battlestar

[–]brokenbrakes 1 point2 points ago

anyone else notice that everyone who starts watching arrested development is doing finals of some sort... just saying.

[–]Tekjensen 1 point2 points ago

and what a good mistake it was.

[–]Newlyaddicted 1 point2 points ago

I did the same thing! just finished

[–]MajesticKiwi 1 point2 points ago

This is exactly how I felt when I discovered reddit about a week ago... My brother was like, "Do you ever go on Reddit?" and it all went downhill from there. Had to block the site to study yesterday.

[–]TheJoel2012 1 point2 points ago

Lol yes you definitely did make a huge mistake.

[–]peesinpools 2 points3 points ago

Yes, law school was a huge mistake.

[–]-Peter[S] 1 point2 points ago

I lawl'd

[–]-Peter[S] 7 points8 points ago

Thank you SimilarImage. I was aware this .gif had been used before.

[–]cincyfan04 8 points9 points ago

I am usually a fervent hater of reposts, but I think all arrested development virgins get to use this once to announce their arrival into arrested developmenthood. It's better than cake day.

[–]-Peter[S] 3 points4 points ago

I truly appreciate you allowing this exception.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I use this soap! I got out of the shower, dryed off, looked at myself in the mirror, and said "what the fuck did I just read"

[–]joshamania 0 points1 point ago

Yes, huge mistake. Law school == mortgage without the house.

[–]kal0029 0 points1 point ago

It's such a fantastic show, one of the more addicting shows I've ever watched. Though I wasn't a big fan of the last season, first two were perfection though.

[–]absurdlyobfuscated -5 points-4 points ago

[–]Janejanejanek 0 points1 point ago

Yes. We all have reactions, mother fucker!