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[–]TheJoel2012 49 points50 points ago

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Jer Z

[–]uneekfreek 21 points22 points ago

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Erh mah gerd! Jer Z!

[–]Bennetts_Cousin[S] 1 point2 points ago

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God Sir, I applaud you. Shortly after I uploaded this my computer disk crashed (criers of repost rejoice). To all of those who rejoiced and posted funny comments I say unto you, YOU ROCK. After the 4 days it took me to re-install and get everything back to normal the "Jer Z" comment made me laugh. I guess that is why it is the top rated comment. To all you down vote/haters/repost claiming bitches, get a clue. I have been a redditor for four months (WOAH AUTO CORRECT SAID I WAS A RADIATOR, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY IF IT WAS IN CAPS LOCK AND COMIC SANS). Wait, no, I would be down voted for that. I got 99 computer problems and your up vote ain't one!

[–]TheJoel2012 1 point2 points ago

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LOL. This literally made me laugh as well. Hard.

[–]Bennetts_Cousin[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Glad I made you hard, that's what she "should have done"!

[–]556e726176656c 2 points3 points ago

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.

[–]betweenthebars24 36 points37 points ago

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and a repost is one.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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[–]anonymousHacker 19 points20 points ago

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Nice repost bro.

[–]Davetheinquisitive 59 points60 points ago

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Hey guys, did we beat this joke to death yet?

[–]Andewz111 29 points30 points ago

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What's that about beating a Sarah Jessica Parker to death?

[–]Buttered_Penis 37 points38 points ago

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What's that about Chris Brown dating a horse?

[–]ass_troll 20 points21 points ago

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still a better love story than... aw fuck it, i can't do it.

Showing myself out.

[–]Vital_Pulse 5 points6 points ago

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Man, you really took an arrow to the knee there...

[–]Unicyclesclearlywin -3 points-2 points ago

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lolNOPE.

[–]nigrochinkspic -1 points0 points ago

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8 years later, not one problem solved.

[–]sydneygamer -2 points-1 points ago

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This isn't just beating a horse to death. This is a horse massacre. A horse holocaust. All around the world horses were gathered up and made to watch as they were bludgeoned each one to death. And then having their corpses battered until there was only a pile of mush left.

Oddly enough, all this was done by lego storm troopers.

[–]Sinternet 5 points6 points ago

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Only the repostiest of reposts.

[–]TheJoel2012 17 points18 points ago

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That's funny that he gets his girlfriend to wear that shirt.

[–]Unicyclesclearlywin 3 points4 points ago

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It's funny because he's calling her a bitch...

[–]thewebsucks 1 point2 points ago

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Oh I get it now. Jay-Z owns these two athletes.

[–]dillogy 3 points4 points ago

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The only acceptable couple outfit in my opinion.

[–]Weekendsapper 4 points5 points ago

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Haha, I want a relationship like this.

[–]AmrcnXroads_Donor 10 points11 points ago

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Haha, I want a relationshi

FTFY

[–]CalaveraManny 9 points10 points ago

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p

[–]sydneygamer 0 points1 point ago

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I want a relationshi too.

[–]metalrawk 0 points1 point ago

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relation-shit-oo

[–]Cobek -1 points0 points ago

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t

[–]Quothefool 0 points1 point ago

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Christ and you know they walked around with him on the left all fucking day. Is it bad that these things tick me off so much?

[–]h8bit -4 points-3 points ago

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ho ho ho redneck comedy

[–]internetsanta -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah, because all the rednecks I know listen to Jay-Z...

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[–]baracudaboy -1 points0 points ago

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Classy...

[–]magp13 -1 points0 points ago

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The shirts were her idea

[–]JohnPocheacha -2 points-1 points ago

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She's not 1, but I bet she's at least 2 or 3!