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[–]splunge4me2 7 points8 points ago

Unless you're a fish, a lamprey is really not much of a threat.

[–]Onthou 4 points5 points ago*

under the mouth it looks like a winking face as if its saying, "Ma hat is sexi, no?"

[–]milfinator 1 point2 points ago

Hmm, yes. I think I can see it. It has an evil grin, no?

[–]the_inevitable 2 points3 points ago

those are just love nodules.

[–]blackbeanburger 2 points3 points ago

Know how they feed? They latch onto their prey, suck, and rip off a hunk of flesh before swimming away.

[–]bronyking 1 point2 points ago

um will do thx

[–]cmsaikin 1 point2 points ago

LAMPREEEEEYYYYYYYY. I swear, if I ever encountered one of those things that was the size of like, a cat, I'd run in terror. They are friggin' scary looking.

[–]mrchicano209 1 point2 points ago

I would be more worried about my penis.

[–]littleballofsunshine 1 point2 points ago

If you are a fish, however, it will use its creepy little sucker-mouth to latch onto you, then use a spiny tongue called a radula to bore a hole into your flesh and feed upon your blood until you die. :)

[–]mindlessly_wittsend 1 point2 points ago

Not just the ocean my friend. Apparently they have made their way into the Great Lakes via the ballast water in ships.

EDIT: spelling. These new glasses are a bitch.

[–]Coprophobia[S] -1 points0 points ago

Seriously?? I think I'd rather take my chances here on land!

[–]BradVPan 1 point2 points ago

might make a good pool cleaner

[–]aazav 1 point2 points ago

Lampreys are nasty IF you live in the ocean.

[–]michaelje0 1 point2 points ago

Nature's fleshlight!

[–]revolverocelot 1 point2 points ago

[–]grumps_mcgee 1 point2 points ago

A circumcision would fix that. Maybe.

[–]does_it_wrong 1 point2 points ago

They make good condoms

[–]Stewartyis 1 point2 points ago

NOPE

[–]TheZephyr 1 point2 points ago

The ocean, Not even once.

[–]mylildick 3 points4 points ago

Looks like an angry penis.

[–]cjboone 4 points5 points ago

would bang.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Vagina dentata?

[–]hmquite 1 point2 points ago

How did you find a picture of my vagina?

[–]StinkYourTrollop 0 points1 point ago

Oh wow. A lamprey. GTFO, cancer of /r/wtf.

[–]spandeflex 0 points1 point ago

Suddenly, chills..