Makes perfect sense

CDNRedditor · 4 months

THIS IS ANOTHER SCREENCAP FROM LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH, A SATIRE OF FUNDAMENTAL CHRISTIAN VALUES. WE CANNOT TAKE SATIRE, ASCRIBE IT TO BELIEVERS, AND THEN MOCK THEIR VALUES. IT'S FUCKING HYPOCRITICAL.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO TYPE IT ALL IN CAPS, BUT I DID.

SimilarImage · 4 months

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3 weeks	JCalhoun13	I was debating god with my friend on Facebook when he sent me this link and proceeded to call me closed minded after I tried to talk some sense into him. (sadly, he was serious)	here	153	266
3 weeks	cacher371	Someone put time and thought into this. I say, let them pray.	here	15	2
4 months	mpthrapp	Wow, never thought about that. BRB becoming a Christian (/sarcasm)	here	64	104

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fulanodoe · 3 months

I think it is mean to be a parody.

Corrinth · 3 months

So in conclusion: drink seawater?

You first.

fuzzymechy · 3 months

you know, there's a reason it's called a water CYCLE and not a water straight line to the annihilation of matter

Larsheg · 3 months

The fact that alot of people (including me) mistook it for a creationist argument just proves the point of how silly some of these arguments really are.

SaysThatsARepost · 3 months

That's a repost.

Brendoncherms · 3 months

I'm really embarrassed that I am the same species as the person who wrote this.

SomeGamerKid · 3 months

and then we pee it out.

Zeverand · 3 months

FACE PALM

jackmeoffagain · 3 months

lmfao

WaffleSmoof · 3 months

ever herd of the water cycle?

rockshell460 · 3 months

You realize that there were less than 2 billion people at the turn of the ninetieth century and less then .5 billion at the turn of the fourteenth century. For what your saying to be true there would have had to been 7 billion people on earth since it was made. You are oviosly ignorant to how population works.

SuperiorRAGE · 3 months

Umm, Guys...I think they left out the little something called the Water Cycle.. Also that the population of the world back then was substantially lower than it is today.

It's what they say!: If you try to use logic that God exists You're going to have a bad time!

enchilada9 · 3 months

You christians are so smart

Ziggie1o1 · 3 months

Another satirical post. I have no problem with satirical posts, but you should be more clear that it's satirical and not try to be a disingenuous little twat.

voodoochild954 · 3 months

this gave me a weird boner and an orgasm

Punkrocker333 · 3 months

Okay, I'm a theist, and I think that's a load of bullshit. The answer is evaporation and water purification/filtering.

OceanSeagull · 3 months

Lol wut?

Derp_Derpingston · 3 months

If this is a serious post, I feel sorry for you.

Shayneros · 3 months

I totally forgot that when you drink water it's matter gets completely destroyed, I'm such an idiot!

RadioActiveKitt3ns · 4 months

And the population has ALWAYS been around 6 or 7 billion, right?

exmoslem · 4 months

Yes humans have existed for 3 billion years and drank salt water all that time /s

zeritic · 4 months

This makes my hunger for babies increase.

legendofzeldaro · 3 months

Do they not realize that water doesn't really go anywhere? Even the water we drink technically comes back (Although with a lengthier, more scientific explanation). It is shit like this America that makes people laugh at us. This post reminded me of the post about the Grand Canyon.

Guinlyone · 4 months

The smugness hurts.

Brometheus92 · 4 months

Lolwut watercycle

ChokinMrElmo · 4 months

Water cycle, population, etc etc.

I don't know why I'm saying it. We all know this. I really hope that "info" graphic was made as a parody.

EDIT: So glad it was satire. Faith in humanity = restored

cgroza · 4 months

Apparently, this guy does not sweat or pee.


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