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[–]tristanjones 0 points1 point ago

I'd say one of the best thing about my parents was their responses to my shitty choices. Conversation with the vice principal from my mom ended with this "That sounds like him. Tell him there will be family in town for his graduation. He has to walk, it is up to him to make this right." It is hard to act like a brat when faced with shit like that.

[–]Victorian211[S] 0 points1 point ago

I've been teaching for only 7 years. I can tell a difference from my first year, to my latest, in the level of parent trust. So SO many parents are quick to tell me that their child did ______ because. . .

[–]Victorian211[S] 0 points1 point ago

He went to bed late.

[–]Victorian211[S] 0 points1 point ago

He went to bed too early.

[–]Victorian211[S] 0 points1 point ago

She didn't eat her snack/dinner/breakfast.

[–]HarmonyofPenandSword 0 points1 point ago

what age group do you teach?

[–]Victorian211[S] 0 points1 point ago

Kindergarten