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[–]TipyTheFertile 19 points20 points ago

hate that feel. can't pretend i haven't talked about other girls to girls i think are into me to give them the hint though

[–]lizardsandwich 19 points20 points ago

if she just asks "can I have some dating advice" to start the conversation, respond with "yes, you should date me"

[–]mrsammercer 10 points11 points ago

I'm cringing at how awkward that moment would probably be.

[–]TheUltimatum13 2 points3 points ago

Life's a gamble man, you win some you lose some.

[–]Sternenplasma 0 points1 point ago

"sometimes you lose, and sometimes the others win." - german life advice

Ninjaedit: typo

[–]lizardsandwich 0 points1 point ago

Either it would be awkward or awesome, either way, it would be a story worth telling

[–]nickdude77 11 points12 points ago

I know that feel

For me, it was like this:

"Hey, i really like this guy, how do i know if he likes me back"

oh shit, this happening? Here goes...

"Uh, he probably does, just ask him. Who is it?"

"Oh, this guy called ______"

"Oh. I don't know. Sorry."

[–]NightPortal 10 points11 points ago

Know the feeling. Though my boyfriend actually asked me how to tell someone else he liked them because he was nervous about asking me out :)

[–]Leelluu -1 points0 points ago

Awwwww!!!

[–]TheUltimatum13 2 points3 points ago

Im so confused as to what situations are "awwww" and when it is "just do it already and stop being a little bitch"...

[–]Leelluu 0 points1 point ago

They ended up together, so, "awwww".

[–]TheUltimatum13 0 points1 point ago

Yeah but when is it cute and when is it that "alright you're taking forever just say it"?

[–]Leelluu -1 points0 points ago

Like I said: it's all about whether the other person is gonna say yes.

It's only, "you're taking forever, just say it," if you know it's gonna be a rejection and want the person to get over it and move on with their life.

[–]TheUltimatum13 1 point2 points ago

I can see that.

[–]Leelluu -1 points0 points ago

Although a lot of people have been telling me to ask this one guy out..... fuck!

[–]TheUltimatum13 1 point2 points ago

Depending on the guy he is, but for me personally and the fact that I don't like to do anything unless I really know, just give him a simple thing to really let him know you like him. Then go from there. Doesn't even really have to be asking out in my opinion. Just a good letting him know will probably do wonders.

[–]monkeh24 21 points22 points ago

17 minutes straight of a dog driving the car? damn, i give pinkie some credit.

[–]scroom38 10 points11 points ago

I believe you might be in the wrong comment thread.

[–]monkeh24 11 points12 points ago

my goodness, well, i feel odd.

[–]TheUltimatum13 2 points3 points ago

I needed this laugh. Considering I just read that thread.

[–]ThunderOrb 8 points9 points ago

That just happened to me around the same time you posted this. Creepy.

[–]jstew06 8 points9 points ago

Can someone make a friendzone subreddit or something? I see way too many of these posts.

[–]Unadvisable 19 points20 points ago

[–]gtipwnz 3 points4 points ago

These are super creepy, but nice too.

[–]iamaLobsterRabbit -5 points-4 points ago

These are all super creepy. Looks like E.T. went crazy on a family and reaped them of their nipples. What a cruel, horrible, thingy.

[–]SchruteBuck 3 points4 points ago

[–]Le4per 11 points12 points ago

I think the secret to dating like adults is just realizing that being frank and honest is the absolute best way.

When he or she mentions it again just tell her that you know all about dating, but you don't want to give this other person a head start. Then just ask if they want to hang out at a certain time in a certain place.

Like this, "Hey, can I take you to the movies on Friday?"

It's foolproof. Seriously.

[–]dmcnelly 12 points13 points ago

Movies is a bad date just because you just sit there awkwardly for two hours, talk for twenty minutes on the drive home, and make almost no other contact or communication.

Take her out to minigolf or bowling. Something mindless but fun with lots of chances to talk and interact.

[–]boobsalad 4 points5 points ago

I know the feeling... I'm a mavericks fan :(

[–]jbsg02 0 points1 point ago

there there, boobsalad

[–]CitizenPremier 3 points4 points ago

I've always wanted to ask a girl for advice and then use the advice on her. If I met a girl I would probably do that.

[–]TheUltimatum13 0 points1 point ago

It can backfire hard... Sometimes it's cute, sometimes it's "really?"

[–]CitizenPremier 0 points1 point ago

If her answer is "really," then probably nothing would have worked anyway.

[–]joshamania 5 points6 points ago

Uh, yeah. That mean's the person in question is single. Tap that shit.

Response should be something to the effect of, "Well we should go to x, that's usually fun. How about 8pm?"

[–]SolusLoqui 4 points5 points ago

I really hope WorstPossibleAnswer finds this post...

[–]zfusfeld 1 point2 points ago

his name is WorstAnswerPossible.

[–]Jext7 1 point2 points ago

That reaction is my most repeated "go-to" reaction to almost anything negative in my life.

[–]TheBlueBlaze 1 point2 points ago

That's actually good advice right there.

[–]Zeraphil 1 point2 points ago

this looks like two dudes inside one shirt.

[–]Shawn_of_the_Redd 1 point2 points ago

So your dating advice is, "Fuck"?

[–]Zeldaxlove68 1 point2 points ago

Your crush talks to you?

[–]section111 0 points1 point ago

...I didn't know K.D. Lang was a Mavs fan.

[–]SWEGEN4LYFE 0 points1 point ago

I knew someone who got asked this because the other person was asking them out and wanted a good opinion on where to go/what to do with them.

[–]johrnberger 0 points1 point ago

His head is behind that of the guy next to him, yet it still appears so much larger...

[–]fuocoso 0 points1 point ago

It feels like owning a basketball team and being a billionaire?

[–]parabox1 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who thought of this when I saw the title.

[–]Reaxel 0 points1 point ago

This is where you two go on a practice date and you win her heart.

[–]GingerET 0 points1 point ago

That was me when my crush said that he wanted to go flirt with random girls.

[–]TheJoel2012 0 points1 point ago

Insert unoriginal friend-zone joke here.

[–]Leelluu -1 points0 points ago

"I advise that you ask me out."

[–]ophello -1 points0 points ago

Dude...just say "Well, first find out what they're into. For example, I'm really into [insert something she's into]. Then you just plan to do that activity together! Anyway, I'm going [to do that thing] this weekend. Want to come along?"