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[–]iNOTgoodATcomp 67 points68 points ago

Straight off of 4chan...

[–]cherrycreampie 21 points22 points ago

4chan -> /r/4chan -> /r/funny

[–]iNOTgoodATcomp 11 points12 points ago

[–]nightrunner_ks 6 points7 points ago

4chan -> r/4chan -> r/funny -> my dick -> 9gag

[–]Narcoat 8 points9 points ago

It had.... some formatting done at least... to remove any evidence that it was blatantly from 4chan, but still.

[–]Deluxx00 0 points1 point ago

It's funny you say that because I looked at the subreddit expecting it to be 4chan

[–]hoodihar 22 points23 points ago

That's the exact pitch Heinz was looking for.

[–]UncleAlfonzo 3 points4 points ago

Works as a great tagline for 4chan as well:

/b/ - Somethings never change.

[–]cstir15 0 points1 point ago

Don Draper would be proud

[–]ponchosuperstar -2 points-1 points ago

Came looking for this. Almost at the bottom, so I thought it wouldn't be here. Thanks.

[–]xtrasneakygastro 9 points10 points ago

[–]quinncyjones 7 points8 points ago

Was anyone else expecting this suave fucker: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3b6vef8uH1r3n75r.jpg

[–]EasilyRemember 13 points14 points ago

[–]Regulith 7 points8 points ago

Face says 15, hair says 40.

[–]bubba9999 1 point2 points ago

I want my Chippy...

[–]CptMalReynolds 0 points1 point ago

I hope he wins the lottery to make up for how fucked he got on the genetic one.

[–]dwightschrute518 -2 points-1 points ago

I was

[–]SexyBanana 1 point2 points ago

Good play sir, literally made me laugh out loud!

[–]Koodoo25 1 point2 points ago

Not only is this taken off 4Chan, the exact same picture was posted here a week or two ago by someone else.

[–]Easythaiger 1 point2 points ago

Take notes Mad Men

[–]iKaka 1 point2 points ago

  1. Find OC on 4chan
  2. Post to reddit
  3. ????
  4. Profit (karma)

[–]abbiistabbii 1 point2 points ago

[–]jimbojones230 3 points4 points ago

That's the second creepiest thing I've seen today involving baked beans.

[–]mongoOnlyPawn 0 points1 point ago

Where's this rank on that list?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

[–]TheBrownLion 0 points1 point ago

came here for this, bravo sir

[–]bakersgonnabake 1 point2 points ago

if i had an office, i would print and frame this, and then spin it around so that my employees would have to see it when I was chewing them out

[–]MalarchyMike 1 point2 points ago

Dammit Carl stay in the house!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

straight from 4chan

[–]TheAztec 2 points3 points ago

I just saw this on 4chan. I commented. I feel like a part of internet history or something.

[–]Person_On_The_Web 0 points1 point ago

He's totally loving those beans, it's like he's watching you die a horrible death while he enjoys those beans made from your own flesh that he had cut from you raw earlier. I hope that narrative helps people sleep btw.

[–]jazzyfrazzy 0 points1 point ago

I see Bruce Willis....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Human bean juice...

[–]geeklouise 0 points1 point ago

SOON

[–]SolusLoqui 0 points1 point ago

Rorschach: the early years.

[–]2potatocakes 0 points1 point ago

Chucky eating a hearty breakfast?

[–]bobitis 0 points1 point ago

Repost repost repost http://i.imgur.com/je3MP.jpg

[–]Cornroll 0 points1 point ago

The original picture wasn't of the kid eating beans. He was actually eating the cereal out of a hollowed out dolls head.

[–]wickedzen 0 points1 point ago

A teacher tried to test me once.

I ate her liver with some pork'n'beans and a nice grape Kool-Aid.

[–]strumburglar 0 points1 point ago

He looks a little like Ed Helms.

[–]cstir15 0 points1 point ago

I can't stop laughing holy crap

[–]murfi 0 points1 point ago

wow, i'm looking at this image the fourth or fifth time today, but just now i noticed the "beans motherfucker" at the bottom.

[–]BajczTheDamned 0 points1 point ago

Pancakes. Motherfucking pancakes. Some of you will know what I'm talking bout.

[–]Myschyf 0 points1 point ago

I...I don't ever want beans again.

[–]BorderTrooper 0 points1 point ago

The farts...ohh the farts will be MAGESTIC!! MOUHAHAHAHA

[–]dwightschrute518 0 points1 point ago

The kid looks like Carl from the walking dead

[–]popcultureaddict 0 points1 point ago

He's got the Kubrick Stare.

[–]bubbus -1 points0 points ago

This is gonna haunt me in my sleep tonight!

[–]oldmoneey -1 points0 points ago

[–]everybodyknowsme -1 points0 points ago

We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky. At the time, they were dependent on bean power. It was believed they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as Van Camps.

[–]noweezernoworld -1 points0 points ago

now THIS is what Don and Peggy should have pitched to Heinz

[–]baitingforyears -1 points0 points ago

Beans, beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot, the better you feel, so eat those beans with every meal!

[–]therearesomewhocallm -3 points-2 points ago

[–]Jimwoo 1 point2 points ago

Beans.

[–]beatski -2 points-1 points ago

...do you eat them?

[–]LNMagic -2 points-1 points ago

[–]willneu97 -1 points0 points ago

When I give that girl the look, she knows she's comin home with me.

[–]gourmet_white -3 points-2 points ago

"get at them beans boy"