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[–]RichSnitch 25 points26 points ago

I'm pretty sure it would take a lot more than just 4 muscles for that.

[–]Hoogyme 12 points13 points ago

Actually, it is made up that it takes more muscles to frown than to smile. It's kind of obvious since our natural facial expressions aren't smiles.

[–]paradoxical_reaction 5 points6 points ago

It's funny that people think this "4 muscles to slap" thing is true. They aren't taking into account the amount of energy expenditure for larger muscles groups versus facial muscles.

[–]ArbitraryIndigo 1 point2 points ago

But macro-movements are a lot easier than fine motor control.

[–]raiker123 0 points1 point ago

but even then, aren't you using your back muscles, pectorals, etc. when slapping said bitch

[–]ArbitraryIndigo 0 points1 point ago

They aren't really frowns either, more :-[ than :-(.

[–]Moobs_like_Jagger 19 points20 points ago

How many muscles does it take to downvote?

[–]jvslacker 11 points12 points ago

What is this Facebook?

[–]SimilarImage 26 points27 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
2 months kapherine Dealing with annoying people [.gif] here 86 425
7 months hoodedbob Always Remember... here 45 218
9 months Dunkler Remember... here 97 376

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[–]Tm0 10 points11 points ago

The most useful bot here.

[–]hoodedbob 3 points4 points ago

Yay I'm one of them!

[–]morzinbo -1 points0 points ago

you're excited to let people know you repost shit?

[–]hoodedbob 1 point2 points ago

Yup

[–]morzinbo 1 point2 points ago

Glad to have you onboard!

[–]jmq324 10 points11 points ago

It only takes 0 muscles to not give a single fuck.

[–]Maxables 3 points4 points ago

I can't bitch slap somebody through the internet.

[–]markex 2 points3 points ago

I can. I will demonstrate on whoever says I can't.

[–]bhaku 8 points9 points ago*

You can't.

Edit: Ok, ok! You can! Now stop hitting me!!

[–]awe300 1 point2 points ago

This gif annoys me because it's so slow.

My solution was to close it after "Remember"

[–]slayhern 0 points1 point ago

It takes 4 muscles to frown properly. 42 muscles to frown is what a fucking stupid person would think.

[–]LNMagic 0 points1 point ago

False. First I must expend energy hunting you down.

[–]used_bathwater 0 points1 point ago

Funny, but it takes more than 4 muscles to bitch slap someone.

[–]ios_k 0 points1 point ago

It also takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck.

[–]Bassmonster27 0 points1 point ago

false fact

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

And it take 0 muscles to not give a fuck.

[–]CheetoFingers -1 points0 points ago

Again?