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[–]AlsoSprach 154 points155 points ago

Here's the original video, complete with laughing moms.

[–]Kuusou 199 points200 points ago

The back kicks destroy me.

[–]Timberius 39 points40 points ago

I'm crying from laughing and how darn cute it is !!

[–]Galactic 28 points29 points ago

It's all fun and games when they're young and cute. When they get older, they become deadly kicking machines. Mark my words, that kid on the right will throw a back kick one day that will crush a spine.

[–]TurtleRapist 11 points12 points ago

No, tkd is still dancing even when you get older.

[–]Twist3dNick 1 point2 points ago

idk why you got downvoted. tkd people get so butthurt that their art is weak and not practical for combat.

[–]Masamune_X 2 points3 points ago

Same here. Upvotes for you two, and my take on it:

http://memegenerator.net/instance/20049362

[–]Unadvisable 1 point2 points ago

If you don't mind me asking, how is it weak and impractical?

Not gonna be all offended, I honestly want to know.

[–]Twist3dNick 0 points1 point ago

The hits are more about speed and flashiness than actual power. They do occasionally knock people out, But from I've seen its rare. Plus you guys don't use your hands enough, and your punching range is usually pretty short. Every tae kwan do person I've ever talked to who has gotten into a street fight has gotten beat up. I have yet to meet many Muay Thai guys who would say the same.

[–]Shatenfreude -1 points0 points ago

It's reliance on long powerful kicks leaves the fighter exposed to sweeps, tackles, takedowns, close in clinches and they train next to zero hand techniques. When the vast majority of street fights end up on the ground, tkd students almost always look like a fish out of water when that occurs.

A modern fighter is a well rounded fighter trained in some kind of balanced striking style (karate, boxing to an extent), a close in grappling style such as muay tai, sambo, juijitsu, and finally almost all good trained fighters train in Brazilian juijitsu (heavily focused on ground grappling).

Tkd really has no place in that paradigm, in regards to combat practicality. This isn't to say tkd has nothing to give, its just over shadowed by the more useful styles.

[–]MagicMurderBean 0 points1 point ago

Geez.. Muay Thai is not a close in grappling style, it has clinches but it is most famous for the hard hitting kicking techniques. It is the most well rounded striking system because it is long and close range. It's Jiu Jitsu fyi.

[–]anseyoh -1 points0 points ago

Benson Henderson's TKD background has served him extremely well. In fact, all of the point-fighting martial arts give fighters who train in them a great sense of spacing and excellent "fencing" (get in, get your strikes off, get out) skills, TKD included.

Yes, grappling is important - nobody can argue against it. But calling TKD useless? "No place in that paradigm, in regards to combat practicality"? There's nothing particularly special about Karate, boxing, muay thai, or wrestling. It all boils down the practitioner, and nothing else. This is demonstrated by the extremely diverse training backgrounds of top UFC fighters. There's no single "championship profile" of skills & training.

[–]MagicMurderBean -1 points0 points ago

Sorry, but the second paragraph is just bogus. MT is the dominant striking style and has produced the most solid champions and it's not even close... So to say there's nothing special about them is pretty thick.

[–]silent_p 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, they're pretty deadly.

[–]waccoa 20 points21 points ago

I giggled like a little bitch

[–]mpowa7860 0 points1 point ago

Karate kick dance , just needs music to top it off

[–]Tfish 13 points14 points ago

I like this. Just immediately mute the video on the left.

[–]Damasticator 9 points10 points ago

Isn't that from the top comment on the video?

[–]Tfish 0 points1 point ago

Yes it is.

[–]stoaster 0 points1 point ago

And that went straight to facebook...

[–]hammerpatrol 1 point2 points ago

Please do what the top comment says. That was the greatest laugh I've had in a long time.

Edit: Nevermind, just follow Tfish's link below.

[–]Animystic 1 point2 points ago

If you meet a girl who likes cute things but doesn't know much about the internet, have her watch this. I guarantee you will get laid.

[–]u83rmensch 0 points1 point ago

and it is damn adorable.

[–]Suzpaz 0 points1 point ago

God damnit people stop posting gifs when the videos are 10x better! At least put them in r/gifs instead of r/funny

[–]isotretinon 148 points149 points ago*

i thought school dances these days just consisted of the girl rubbing her butt all up on you while you hump.

:(

[–]TheBlackJesus 77 points78 points ago

You thought correctly.

[–]heh_wut 57 points58 points ago

it's not inappropriate because the penis doesn't enter the vagina.

[–]IncognitoChrome 3 points4 points ago

heh heh heh wut?

[–]Gingermadman 3 points4 points ago

IT'S NOT INAPPROPRIATE BECAUSE THE PENIS DOESN'T ENTER THE VAGINA.

[–]best30seconds 16 points17 points ago

Yep- my prom was so bad that next year will have a dance code. My date said that if I had put my hands on the floor (yep, you just visualize that) like a fair majority of the females, he would have pushed me over.

[–]ashkon91 28 points29 points ago

That happened to my school like 5 years ago(when I wasn't there) we made the news as "The horniest school in California" Shit is disgusting..

[–]best30seconds 10 points11 points ago

Before I was there, the senior trip was a cruise once. Only once....

[–]Lizardizzle 1 point2 points ago

That sounds pretty awesome.

What happened? ಠ_ಠ

[–]ImAWhaleBiologist 20 points21 points ago

Prom night dumpster-baaaby~

[–]you_call_it_pop_pop 1 point2 points ago

Oh god...did the whales eat an unwanted baby?

[–]ImAWhaleBiologist 0 points1 point ago

No no, whales don't eat babies. They wait for us to be a bit bigger first.

[–]best30seconds 0 points1 point ago

Not sure, but one could infer that a boat full of idiot 18-year-olds in international waters would have some shit go down.

[–]rinekoh 0 points1 point ago

Silly Ashkon

[–]zwoxy 2 points3 points ago

?

[–]everyotherredditor 6 points7 points ago

Does your date not like getting boners?

[–]realigion 6 points7 points ago

Not in a dress, god no! Do you have any clue how embarrassing that is?

[–]infinite__ 0 points1 point ago

At our dances it's like of like that. The thing that gets me though is that the guys and girl move side to side in the same pace as all the other couples. It looks weird. I don't do it though.

[–]best30seconds 2 points3 points ago

The weird thing is that you look weird if you're not grinding at the modern-day school functions. My english teacher was talking the monday after about how none of the teachers chaperoning even wanted to wade into the sea of nasty to break up the grindfest. I can't wait until February of next year, when the after-prom-and-graduation-party babies start to be born. Funny how things work out- "Happy Valentine's Day!... Oh shit, my water broke."

[–]beanso 3 points4 points ago

When I was in highschool it was just slow dance until you're bored.

[–]V33G33 1 point2 points ago

As of last year that is 90% correct. The other 10% is slow dancing, which is only slightly better when your date is too short/you're too tall for her to comfortably wrap her arms around your neck.

Of course, I wouldn't be surprised if the slow dancing is eventually eclipsed by slow humping.

[–]nugsdu 0 points1 point ago

yeah because everyone loves awkward slow dancing!!! sucks that kids are having fun these days. what an absolute shame.

[–]CommanderFlapjacks 65 points66 points ago

What is this a gif for ants?

[–]okmkz 10 points11 points ago

Three times bigger, etc...

[–]CYRlX 2 points3 points ago

Crazy pills.

[–]rileyrulesu 5 points6 points ago

something about some orange flavored coffee or something.

[–]EpicH0liday 4 points5 points ago

Upvote for minimal effort or something

[–]black_sky 0 points1 point ago

fuck.

[–]Lizardizzle -5 points-4 points ago

[–]Christianmaldo626 14 points15 points ago

It's alright there was a group of kids at my old school that couldn't dance. But they did anyways. It was sort of hopping up and down and kicking their legs out. But they looked like they were having fun so who gives a shit.

[–]Zachariacd 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like skanking

[–]Christianmaldo626 0 points1 point ago

Haha na man. It was straight up jumping up and down and kicking them legs out.

[–]Ziczak 0 points1 point ago

Why don't you guys go take a dance class or something?

[–]Eat_Every_Vegan 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, when their peers find out they went to dance class on their own free will, I'm sure they will be accepted by the cool kids.

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[–]Wylard[S] 48 points49 points ago

Or maybe some of this ;) http://imgur.com/cbdIr

[–]Threedawg 24 points25 points ago

You know..that really doesn't help.

[–]Firrox 1 point2 points ago

Maybe wikipedia can!

[–]caw81 3 points4 points ago

TIL some men and women have unbreakable pelvis bones.

[–]deathbytray 2 points3 points ago

But more likely this: http://i.imgur.com/rsQWO.gif

[–]Derkdigg 1 point2 points ago

My eyes... What the fuck!?

[–]witty_account_name 1 point2 points ago

LSD house party

[–]best30seconds 1 point2 points ago

So much dagger...

[–]ajlikesfun 1 point2 points ago

ERIC WAREHEIM

[–]IAmKuriousOranj 1 point2 points ago

Great job!

[–]acydlord 1 point2 points ago

TIL the black version of Lazy Town is not as family friendly.

[–]moooooserfunk 2 points3 points ago

I can't stop watching this gif.

[–]ghormehsabzi 2 points3 points ago

After watching that video, I had to make this: http://imgur.com/RN02L

[–]jackcharles 1 point2 points ago

[–]a_d_d_e_r 3 points4 points ago

What the... Is this a thing? You stand in place humping a girl whose on all fours and just... standing there?

I really hope this is not already a thing.

[–]jackcharles 13 points14 points ago

[–]Ex_Tractor_Fan 4 points5 points ago

Oh.

[–]Mad_Physicist 1 point2 points ago

Hey, i recognize that .gif from that one reddit site!

[–]GenocideRun 0 points1 point ago

Look up daggerin on youtube. Enjoy your day.

[–]redditmeastory 0 points1 point ago

I think it is hilarious that this came up as a related video (warning /r/popping material)

[–]oohlala2747 1 point2 points ago

/r/popping my god...this exists? I went there, and promptly left without clicking any links.

[–]zulu90 1 point2 points ago

or this?

[–]redditmeastory 0 points1 point ago

The US team is probably the most hilarious.

[–]fuxdx 0 points1 point ago

[–]ford8820 0 points1 point ago

Ooooh, a reference to sex! I don't miss high school for a second

[–]red321red321 17 points18 points ago

you two seem a little young for prom i think

[–]ohladeeda 7 points8 points ago

this is my favourite gif in the entire world (:

[–]arccospihalfarcsin 4 points5 points ago

I used to teach kids karate, and I can confirm that this happens.

[–]MiniDonbeE 6 points7 points ago

The little spin around back knee lift kinda thingy majiggy is really funny. Its like he notices he can't reach and he might aswell just give it a go.

[–]string97bean 10 points11 points ago

You should just let her dance alone

[–]QuillJS 58 points59 points ago

*my girlfriend and I

[–]catsconcert 2 points3 points ago

why will you be wearing helmets?

[–]junitrecords 25 points26 points ago

Fuck reddit, this place been overrun with youngins

[–]TheLastGuitarHero 13 points14 points ago

Fuck your high horse.

[–]mbrady 5 points6 points ago

The next time your frisbee lands me my yard, I'm keeping it!!

[–]CYRlX 9 points10 points ago

Get off my lawn you little shit!

[–]FABULOUS_fo_sho 1 point2 points ago

Those sweet moves will surely get you laid!!!

[–]Critikill81 1 point2 points ago

You're both midgets?

[–]MMDP700 1 point2 points ago

This is wayyyy to cute!!

[–]K931SAR 1 point2 points ago

That gif in the context you provided - yeah, I'm STILL laughing....

[–]nat47 1 point2 points ago

Shoot, this will probably happen to me. Anyone got a tutorial on how to prom dance?

[–]VTJP 4 points5 points ago

The girl just rubs her ass all over your dick you jsut have to stand there or bob slightly to the music. Relevent

[–]thedrastic216 1 point2 points ago

I watched this gif line up with the four tet song playing on my stereo for a good two minutes.

[–]tesladrianne 0 points1 point ago

Upvotes for four tet!

[–]LettersFromTheSky 1 point2 points ago

I hated school dances.

[–]tragic-waste-of-skin 1 point2 points ago

The back kick gets me every time.

[–]Paragade 1 point2 points ago

[–]VTJP 0 points1 point ago

This looks so lame.

[–]Paragade 0 points1 point ago

I prefer shuffling myself, but when done right, both can rip up the dancefloor pretty good. I've got a friend who does a mix of the two that is pure badass.

...But yeah it's a raver thing.

[–]VTJP 1 point2 points ago

yeah I know shuffling is pretty cool but if you did it at prom you'd prob get some looks haha.

[–]Paragade 0 points1 point ago

Actually, not only was I from a small town, but I was the quiet kid, so when I decided to let loose at my prom, people were pretty impressed. I wasn't all that good but like I said, it was a small town so people were pretty blown away.

[–]VTJP 1 point2 points ago

I went to the stereotypical rich douche highschool so I' would of been judged and would of lost my middle tier highschool social ranking.

[–]Paragade 0 points1 point ago

Well you'd be at least close to done high school anyways, so why give a fuck? At least that was the thought process going through my head at the time. Dance like nobody's watching.

[–]VTJP 1 point2 points ago

I'm in college now prom was just fun to get booty all over you hah.

[–]Paragade 0 points1 point ago

For me it was fun to go with two dates.

Actually it was more awkward than fun, but it was still fun to be that guy.

[–]BaronOshawott 1 point2 points ago

My prom was last night as well... I ate chicken wings and played Kingdom Hearts 2. Much better night if you ask me.

[–]Halcyon_Toast 3 points4 points ago

Haha, I d'awwed all over the place. Have fun at prom, sir!

[–]aazav 1 point2 points ago

Try not to fuck up the spelling of the first word of your post.

Just try.

[–]UnknownArchive 1 point2 points ago

IS THERE ANYONE OVER THE AGE OF 18 ON THIS SITE ANYMORE?

[–]lindn 2 points3 points ago

I'm gonna go ahead and say yes, probably.

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

OH, OK. THANK YOU

[–]ucccft 0 points1 point ago

Here's a preview of what my girlfriend and I will look like trying to dance on prom tonight. Have a great night! But if you see any of your English teachers, tell them, they did not do well.

[–]HGpennypacker 0 points1 point ago

Congrats, you got a good foot closer than I ever did.

[–]cwumed 0 points1 point ago

You wish you could look that cool.

[–]Iknifecuzimgay 0 points1 point ago

Be careful. One of my friends did an awkward humping grind thing with his date as a freshman and we still won't let him live it down.

[–]The_Duke_ 0 points1 point ago

it's looking at these kinds of posts that make me feel ancient...

[–]sk8jarrod 0 points1 point ago

I watched this way longer than i should have

[–]rolypolyeatingdude 0 points1 point ago

PERFECT LOOP!

[–]iDoctor 0 points1 point ago

I expected the same thing, but some how it ended up alright

[–]ABadSanta 0 points1 point ago

That back kick makes the video.

[–]Victorian211 0 points1 point ago

You went to prom TONIGHT and you're already home?

[–]astrograph 0 points1 point ago

lol why are you fighting each other!?

[–]Bilibond 0 points1 point ago

Being from a predominantly Jewish community, this is what our prom usually looked like.

[–]Ratiqu 0 points1 point ago

I dunno, we just kinda jumped to the beat, it was actually really fun.

Except the slow dance. Little awkward when you're literally a foot talker than she is.

[–]iamcq 0 points1 point ago

so i guess you can't dance? or are you and your gf karate sparring partners and intend to spar at prom instead of dance?

[–]OzymandiasReborn 0 points1 point ago

It looks like they took the "bounce on the balls of your feet" to heart.

[–]El_Jimmer 0 points1 point ago

Are you from Charlotte, NC perchance?

[–]Ladranix 0 points1 point ago

I always felt bad when master paired me up with one of the tiny black belts because they'd try so hard and think they were doing amazing and it was adorable and then you feel bad because you get (gently) reprimanded for not being aggressive enough to show self control of not smearing the poor unfortunate child all over the opposite wall with a misplaced roundhouse but also for not teaching the kid how to properly spar. Holy run on sentence batman.

[–]rfmitch1 0 points1 point ago

Fuck all you little "promies." I waited on every single one of you today. Jesus Christ; I would always tip well, especially on a nice night out on the town, but you CHEAP FUCKING PROMIES are worse than the blue hairs and blacktops.

[–]Cuddlezekittehs 0 points1 point ago

Prom? Now I feel so freaking old. Babies everywhere!

[–]Therealbigpanda 0 points1 point ago

When I still practiced taekwondo, it was common to get kicked down there. Ohhh how I miss the old times..

[–]destroyosaurusrex 0 points1 point ago

6 years of taekwondo... not far from the truth in children's tournaments.

[–]DownvoteDaemon 0 points1 point ago

I know the pain dude I was forced to go to junior prom and senior prom by my then girlfriend. I'm black and cannot dance.

[–]iforgottenmyname 0 points1 point ago

I am going to learn this dance now!

[–]Rekku_Prometheus 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting a pair of spoons, actually, but this works just as well.

[–]lostinsurburbia 0 points1 point ago

It's like the asian version of river dancing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

lolz

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 0 points1 point ago

That is exactly how I looked tonight

[–]futurepilotusn 0 points1 point ago

This is why i hate wtf taekwondo. Teaches nothing.

[–]strobexp 0 points1 point ago

How the hell did this get so many downvotes its so perfect

[–]ivosaurus 0 points1 point ago

I would spell out how to do the simple waltz, but I doubt there will be any 3/4 music playing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This is so adorable!

[–]rmlpwn 0 points1 point ago

so youre both 7 years old?

[–]terriblecomic 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit. Nobody cares about your dumb high school shit

[–]MelissaMix 0 points1 point ago

well done!!!

[–]SimilarImage -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]retepeter 2 points3 points ago

you don't have a girlfriend......

[–]pata_rajada -1 points0 points ago

Take this dumb shit to Facebook. Fuck.

[–]DaanFag -1 points0 points ago

HEY EVERYBODY! LOOK! THIS GUY HAS A GIRLFRIEND!

[–]Dark1000 12 points13 points ago

It's high school, doesn't count.

[–]ManInTheMirage -1 points0 points ago

DM;HG

[–]Harkruel -5 points-4 points ago

awww this repost would be so cute if it wasn't a karma whoring repost.

[–]Bananaowns -2 points-1 points ago

Don't be a dummy cum on her tummy. However this one is my personal favorite: don't be an fucking idiot, use a condom

[–]fish619407 -2 points-1 points ago

Take note, the kids in the gif are wearing "protection".

WINK, WINK

[–]Bryz_ -5 points-4 points ago

Downvoted for grammar.

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[–]Bryz_ -2 points-1 points ago

Downvoted for not giving a fuck about grammar.

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[–]Bryz_ -3 points-2 points ago

Whatever, your wrong so theirs really no point in arguing with you at this point.

[–]Loyover 4 points5 points ago

You're*

Downvoted for grammar.

[–]Bryz_ 0 points1 point ago

Downvoted for not catching the "theirs" as well.

[–]doctorpotterhead -1 points0 points ago

BSSHS?

[–]baitingforyears -5 points-4 points ago

don't be a fool, wrap your tool!

[–]homeless_man_jogging -3 points-2 points ago

Well that was a pleasant surprise. I thought for sure this would be a pic of someone showing off their nerdy homemade dress.