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[–]Notalwaystrollling 41 points42 points ago

At first glance, I thought the house in the background was on fire.

[–]scramlington 6 points7 points ago

Me too. But I figured the kid loved eating so much that she probably didn't care.

[–]okmkz 2 points3 points ago

DM;HF

[–]HighHemplar -4 points-3 points ago*

DM;HF = Doesn't matter; have fun || hella funny???

  • took me too long it'e Had Food....

[–]Do_Work_Son 0 points1 point ago

DM;HF = Doesn't matter; House Fire, I think. It could be Holy Fuck or something like that.

[–]zaroclow 1 point2 points ago

This needs some photoshop done...NOW.

[–]ExtrusiveIngenuity 8 points9 points ago

Guys, we're getting worse... This was on 9Gag's front page yesterday...

[–]Oxicleanpopsicle 0 points1 point ago

And if you look at the bottom, you can see a clipped out 9gag watermark.

[–]bookemdanno 0 points1 point ago

so, is this a repost?

[–]kmonk 0 points1 point ago

I actually went to 9gag for the first time yesterday and closed the tab after seeing this crap on the top of the front page.

[–]genna_TALL_warts 0 points1 point ago

Wow, that website is actually pretty funny. I've yet to be disappointed

[–]dabadass 2 points3 points ago

Repost from 9gag?

[–]eddwardd95 0 points1 point ago

You can still see the top of the logo on the bottom, not the best cropping.

[–]mcreeves 1 point2 points ago

"Oh man, I'm gonna eat the shit out of this"

[–]OCELLARIS_CLOWNING 1 point2 points ago

Swallows food

FUCK YEAH, PERISTALSIS

[–]tweak4ever 1 point2 points ago

THIS PUDDING IS DELICIOUS!

[–]Deal_With_It_Maker 1 point2 points ago

[–]DaWeedWizard420 6 points7 points ago

this sucks and isn't funny and also you can say FUCK on the internet

[–]Schroedingers_gif -2 points-1 points ago

F**king this.

[–]Sk1nnyB 2 points3 points ago

r/trees is leaking, guys...

[–]GiggadyGigg 0 points1 point ago

This is what I'm like with every single meal I eat

[–]tragic-waste-of-skin 0 points1 point ago

You spell FUCK on the image but not in the title? What The Fuck?

[–]KamikazeMizZ 0 points1 point ago

That's how I feel when I actually get to eat something at some point during my 12-hour work-day.

[–]greenbee202 0 points1 point ago

This is how i feel when I get high.

[–]reheatedtinfoil 0 points1 point ago

This is frightening. In this picture, she looks the little girl from 20 Days of Night. Should be in /r creepy. OK maybe I am just sleep deprived.

[–]I_throw_people 0 points1 point ago

Facebook screenshots YouTube comments, and now 9Gag reposts.

Reddit, what have we come to?

[–]destroyosaurusrex 0 points1 point ago

This is how I feel when bacon.

[–]That_Damn_Sasquatch 0 points1 point ago

Holy fucking shit I'm 98% sure this is the daughter of my old bandmate from high school...

[–]Unluckydragon 0 points1 point ago

I may be crazy but this kid reminds me of a toddler version of jack black...

and also the crazy may really just be cuz i'm slightly drunk

[–]SkyrimNewb 0 points1 point ago

FUCK YEAH SEA KING

FTFY

[–]thejamesstage 0 points1 point ago

why does everyone make the actual joke as the title of the post

[–]cheezit57 0 points1 point ago

Does Jack Black have children?

[–]-GonzoID- -2 points-1 points ago

I fucking LOVE eating. After a while it makes me poo.

[–]Constam 1 point2 points ago

And then you get to put on your FUCK YEAH POOPING face! It looks similar but with clenched teeth.

[–]rupek1995 -1 points0 points ago

Someone should add a shitload of explosions in the background.