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[–]who_took_my_cookies 18 points19 points ago

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How many proctologists does it take....

[–]solidsnake2730 9 points10 points ago

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0 because Dr.Cox is MD, Turk is a surgeon and the janitor is well a janitor.

[–]macaronisalad 7 points8 points ago

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Dr. Jan Itor

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[–]asassin91 2 points3 points ago

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He was a major asset in the solution to this one.

[–]Twelvey 3 points4 points ago

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WE GO IN THROUGH THE MOUTH!

[–]Shixra 6 points7 points ago

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I love Cox.

[–]CBSniper 4 points5 points ago

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'Scuse me ladies... best. Conversation. Ever.

[–]Brockbfball1563 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Shixra 0 points1 point ago

This sausage is HUGE!

[–]lizzykins97 2 points3 points ago

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That was a gut wrenching episode... "What if the lightbulb shatters?" Cringe >.<

[–]MrWinks 1 point2 points ago

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How did they take it out?

[–]Random_Tangent 2 points3 points ago

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IIRC, the procedure usually involves lots of lube and inflating a balloon behind the bulb.

[–]MrWinks 0 points1 point ago

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TIFL what IIRC means.

[–]Will_Im_Not 0 points1 point ago

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If I Recall Correctly

[–]MrWinks 0 points1 point ago

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Today I Finally Learned

[–]jivemotha 3 points4 points ago

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Your asshole would have to be so loose to get that up there without it shattering. Damn, now I can't stop picturing my own, covered in glass and blood.

[–]s3an9000 6 points7 points ago

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1 man 1 jar anyone?

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[–]6fast6furious 0 points1 point ago

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For the love of God, YES!

[–]Twelvey 0 points1 point ago

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For the yes of love, GOD!

[–]jivemotha 2 points3 points ago

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Don't bring me back there...

[–]modix 0 points1 point ago

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Lightbulbs are VERY common for the ER. People like putting stuff up there, this just happens to be one of the stupidest methods.

[–]jivemotha 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not sure I get what you're saying, are you talking about the method of just shoving it up your butt?

[–]modix 0 points1 point ago

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They're in the ER due to them breaking it trying to pull it out. People like the shape, and don't foresee the obvious consequences.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The inclusion of this joke in the commercials is what made me originally start watching this show.

[–]nTel 2 points3 points ago

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Literally just watched this episode on netflix 10 minutes ago...

[–]TubaMike 1 point2 points ago

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Me too.

I better lock my door.

[–]supermegaultrajeremy 1 point2 points ago

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I was wondering why I'd seen a bunch of Scrubs comics on here lately. Forgot they just got put up on Netflix.

[–]vanetti 2 points3 points ago

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This is probably my favorite line in all of Scrubs.

[–]yarrgg 0 points1 point ago

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"Well, Bob..."

[–]colemad5 0 points1 point ago

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"Well you can start by getting the light bulb out of this genius's pooper. Impress me" - Gotta love Dr. Cox! This is one of my favorite episodes.

[–]Terminator_Se7en 0 points1 point ago

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"People aren't chocolate, people are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling." xD

[–]jimblob32 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen that episode many a time, and only tonight have I gotten the joke!

[–]Dreadrazorbeast 0 points1 point ago

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What a terrible idea

[–]alkhalicious 0 points1 point ago

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Step 1: Find funny line from scrubs or 30 rock.

Step 2: Post.

Step 3: KARMA.

[–]Roostr18 -5 points-4 points ago

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Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt...

(⌐■_■)

Or his Colon has a great idea.

YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

[–]dylantrevor -2 points-1 points ago

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Yes, thank you for repeating the joke. I did not read it above.

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[–]NormalStranger 3 points4 points ago

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The times when NoScript has saved my life must rank in the millions.

[–]greengopher5 2 points3 points ago

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It's a trap!

[–]bmfa02 0 points1 point ago

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NONOWHYGODNOOOOBLOOOD