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[–]Lycist 53 points54 points ago

rabbits will fuck anything. ANYTHING for example.. NEVER keep a rabbit and a gerbil in the same area... the term Bone Shattering Interspecies Rape comes out of it...

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

Ooh, my friend has a Gerbil and a rabbit in the same cage... although their situation is reversed. That gerbil fucks the shit out of the rabbit!

[–]turtlefrown 1 point2 points ago

...same cage?

[–]shrlock 3 points4 points ago

nic cage.

[–]Sil369 -1 points0 points ago

nicholas nage.

[–]wesman212 0 points1 point ago

What about a rabid ferret?

[–]NorthboundFox 5 points6 points ago

I think the ferret would eat the rabbit.

[–]Thorndale 205 points206 points ago

Something about seeing a cute little rabbit suddenly start fucking a cat has scarred my soul in a very deep and very real way.

[–]Tallah 85 points86 points ago

Rabbits hump things to assert their dominance, but there is no actual sex involved. Even rabbits that have been neutered will do this. Hopefully, knowing that will make you feel better.

[–]eXX0n 27 points28 points ago

Thank you. I felt really bad for Mister Kittens there.

[–]Tallah 11 points12 points ago

I would think it would still be somewhat traumatic for the cat. It seems like he just wanted to play. Cats (and young children) don't seem to understand that things they think are fun are probably stressful or threatening to the rabbit.

[–]Thorndale 4 points5 points ago

It makes the threat of a rabbit takeover even more frightening. But it's certainly interesting! Thanks.

[–]thesolitaire 7 points8 points ago

Yes, it is dominance, but my buddy has a rabbit that... well... finishes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Kind of funny because my female dog would do this to my female cat (who was, by the way, about the same size as the dog) all the time. The cat just looked super confused by the whole thing.

[–]LNMagic 1 point2 points ago

[–]Wanny19 44 points45 points ago

Curious as a cat Fuck like a rabbit

[–]donutsalad 23 points24 points ago

I wish I could tell you that Mr Skittles fought the good fight, and the bunny let him be. I wish I could tell you that, but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew.

[–]Mr_Weiss 22 points23 points ago

Who films these things?

[–]AcrylicPaintSet 25 points26 points ago

The internet.

[–]mateslikerabbit 12 points13 points ago

So I_RAPE_CATS is really a bunny?

[–]hamlet9000 4 points5 points ago

False. That is a cat.

[–]Sir_Jeremiah 5 points6 points ago

I laughed hard for a good two minutes. I just did not see the rabbit suddenly raping the cat coming

[–]StabbedAt711 6 points7 points ago

[–]IGargleGarlic 4 points5 points ago

My rabbit just raped my cat. OH BOY BIG TIME KARMA OPPORTUNITY HERE!

[–]ss2man44 10 points11 points ago

Only one comment (besides the bot) at this moment does not contain the word "fuck."

wat

[–]Fuego_Fiero 2 points3 points ago

You could've been the second, but alas...

fuck

[–]ArgyleDashwood 2 points3 points ago

Fuck it I give up, I was going to make a silly rabbit joke but I couldn't come up with anything.

[–]Dbjs100 2 points3 points ago

Well, that escalated quickly.

[–]Siethron 2 points3 points ago

The cat's too young, that rabbit is a pedophile

[–]SimilarImage 23 points24 points ago

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[–]ghostarmadillo 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget my contribution to the genre.

[–]13deadbunnies 5 points6 points ago

This looks like an animal hoarder home video. There is shit all over the floor. Unless it's like a "special room for animals or they just let them go crazy and clean as they feel necessary...

[–]mesmereyes 2 points3 points ago

It definitely looks like this was shot outside, and it looks like there is straw all over the floor? Perhaps its in a barn?

[–]PwnerifficOne 1 point2 points ago

Looks like it was filmed outside, you can see drains in the exposed concrete.

[–]Selfish_Gene 1 point2 points ago

A cat is fine too...

[–]BLTHMM 1 point2 points ago

That carpet is fucked.

[–]darcy_mulder 1 point2 points ago

Um, is that rabbit shit all over the ground?

[–]emraindrop 1 point2 points ago

My rabbit does this too. To my feet. It gets awkward.

[–]Rogue85 1 point2 points ago

I can die happy ha

[–]Totally_Stoked 1 point2 points ago

The end of that gif, what a twist!

[–]geekender 1 point2 points ago

I_rape_cats, your rabbit has been found.

[–]dylantrevor 1 point2 points ago

"Rape. It's not about sex. It's about dominance."

[–]lehcar3 4 points5 points ago

so interspecies animal rape is okay now??

[–]elcollin 3 points4 points ago

Cats have barbed penises. Probably preferable to being raped by another cat.

[–]fletcher720 -1 points0 points ago

There are so many people who won't get that reference...

[–]sargecfarley 0 points1 point ago

I say we all calm down, take our shirts off and get killed by Greg Kinnear.

[–]vinod1978 5 points6 points ago

No!! The cat should file criminal charges!

[–]AwfulNameFtw 12 points13 points ago*

Cat deserved it more than any other rape victim ever.

Edit: i can't believe reddit would support me on this one.

[–]MomoTheCow 4 points5 points ago

All violent attacks should be resolved this way.

[–]Creeggsbnl 0 points1 point ago

Apparently there is a time when rape is funny.

[–]Marley_Avalos 5 points6 points ago

Yeah there is. It's right now

[–]Creeggsbnl 2 points3 points ago

That's why I said it!

[–]thablitzreaper -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, when it happens to men.

[–]Brianne123 1 point2 points ago

And from this conception comes.... BUTTINS.

[–]sachegrande[S] 3 points4 points ago

Or maybe some cute, furry little... kunnies.

[–]Brianne123 2 points3 points ago

That sounds dirty...

[–]rapeisalwaystheanswe 0 points1 point ago

That bunny knows the drill.

[–]retsknurt 0 points1 point ago

ryo-ohki!

[–]Beast_and_the_harlot 0 points1 point ago

That's going to make in Intiguing beast...

[–]Hydrated_Cesium 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure whether this is the cutest or creepiest thing I've seen today.

[–]I_Ride_Unagi 0 points1 point ago

If it was possible, the resulting hybrid young would still be called kittens.

[–]fullMETALturban 0 points1 point ago

There's no stopping my rabbit when he starts doing this. If you touch him he crawls up into a little ball and makes a weird growling noise.

[–]PatternGhost 0 points1 point ago

Chinchillas do this sort of shit too. When I let mine out of it's cage in the morning the first thing he does is try to hump my leg.

[–]questionablemoose 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck is this, a gif of a gif?

[–]dr_unibrow -3 points-2 points ago

what the fuck did i jut watch

[–]MrIste 13 points14 points ago*

You just watched what looks like a cat and a rabbit fight eachother, followed by the cat being mounted by the rabbit as the rabbit begins to have forceful intercourse with the cat, much to the cat's dismay.

[–]Timmyjo19 -2 points-1 points ago

Does this happen often? Funny as fuck

[–]Paxjax -1 points0 points ago

Oh boy, rabbits are so disgusting!

[–]intel23 -1 points0 points ago

guess this rabbit must love rough sex

[–]Idontlookcoolinshort -1 points0 points ago

I'd punt that rabbit right out the window.

[–]Rupac -1 points0 points ago

Bunnicula? Is that you?

[–]HipHoppin -2 points-1 points ago

Rabbit: Hit me one more time and I WILL rape you.

[–]vapedbuds -3 points-2 points ago

hahaha, fuck

[–]Parkwaydrive -3 points-2 points ago

why do reposts always reach the front page?