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[–]gaussianblur 21 points22 points ago

Is there a whole collection of these floating around in cyberspace? It looks like the same dog.

[–]OmegaArcadia 9 points10 points ago

Given that they have different markings on their heads, I'm guessing they're different dogs.

[–]spacefucks 4 points5 points ago

[–]Raging_Asian_Man 1 point2 points ago

And I've found my favorite gif of all time...

[–]MasterbatingAlot -5 points-4 points ago

From my extensive knowledge of the internet, I can tell you people do this when they are about to fuck their dog to prevent the dogs feet from scratching the woman/man.

So yes. There are plenty of these floating around. Most of them illegal.

[–]Totally_Stoked 3 points4 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]diversionmary 2 points3 points ago

Ow my buzz, you've killed it!

[–]junkyardgod 0 points1 point ago

They use the booties so their nails don't scratch the wooden floors...facepalm

[–]Omvega 12 points13 points ago

Seen this gif around before, but with the title and caption I still laughed way harder than I should've.

[–]illmoney 1 point2 points ago

Only the proper way to do so if you ask me.

[–]medicrow 1 point2 points ago

Alchy here! Can confirm this is how the king leaves the building

[–]IronicSilver 1 point2 points ago

I wonder how often these reposted gifs get upvoted because the gif itself is funny, nothing to do with the title.

[–]Afootlongdong 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit, a typing dog!

[–]LeStraw 1 point2 points ago

Reminded me of this.

[–]Trucidar 1 point2 points ago

reminded me of this

[–]InGordWeTrust 1 point2 points ago

When a girl is drunk and a guy turns her down, it's the same pic, just with a cat and kitten mittens.

[–]Faithasaurus 1 point2 points ago

I wish my neighbor did this instead of chasing whatever girl turned him down outside and drunkingly yelling to the whole complex that she's a stupid, fat whore until the cops get called on him. Yet, it wouldn't feel like a normal Friday night without it.

[–]unoriginal_bastard 1 point2 points ago

Well it worked for Quagmire...

[–]PicopicoEMD 0 points1 point ago

Haters gonna hate.

[–]jhnnyby 0 points1 point ago

**drunkingly walks into glass door

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Lol

[–]Arknell 0 points1 point ago

That clip is like, the purest definition of "Derp-di-derp-di-deeerp".

[–]Pappy1193 -2 points-1 points ago

Cinco de mayo!!!!! Get fucked up!!!!!!!! Woooooooooooo

[–]thebocesman -1 points0 points ago

According to my friends, after being turned down by a girl at a party one time, I looked at her and said "Whatever, I just wanted to play with your tits" then proceeded to eat pizza.

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[–]thebocesman 1 point2 points ago

I do some odd things when I'm drunk...things I usually regret doing. I'm usually a really nice person when sober, haha. From what I gathered though, she was kinda being a bitch to everyone except for the person that brought her.

[–]fastfeud 1 point2 points ago

I can dig it. Speaking of classy: the only way that story could have been better is if she fed you pizza while you played with her tits.

[–]sd6653 -1 points0 points ago

this happened to me last night, went 0 for 2...