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[–]xenthum 22 points23 points ago

Notice how he only balls with white guys. Presidential handicap.

[–]ryaninstitches 28 points29 points ago

Everybody knows that white guys are the best at basketball; that's why there are so few of them in the league.

Think about it for a second, you don't just put bosses all over the place in video games right? ...They're scatted out, it's the same thing in the NBA. Obama's facing three of them and looks to be handling his own. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

[–]Hacker116 8 points9 points ago

Infallible logic win.

[–]fairwayks 1 point2 points ago

Seems relevant.

[–]vinsite 3 points4 points ago

Not sure if Obama is really short or he just has giant friends

[–]danrdrake 3 points4 points ago

He made them pancakes after this

[–]johnEbravo 1 point2 points ago

No that was Prince. This is Morgan Freeman.

[–]talitus 6 points7 points ago

Oh obama, you can strip my rights down anyday.

[–]ttheaccountant 2 points3 points ago

Is than an Obama logo on the ball?

[–]wra1th42 1 point2 points ago

yes. yes it is.

[–]Jazzy-matazzy 2 points3 points ago

The guy on the right looks as if his skull is sinking into his torso.

[–]baitingforyears 1 point2 points ago

Pretty bad form, but I know he's pretty good..

[–]Rommel79 1 point2 points ago

No, you know that the news tells you he's pretty good.

[–]baitingforyears 0 points1 point ago

The news never lies though...

[–]Rommel79 0 points1 point ago

Oh yeah. I forgot that they are completely 100% unbiased.

[–]baitingforyears 0 points1 point ago

I thought that was fact... Hmmm?

[–]Dreadrazorbeast 1 point2 points ago

That is like the saddest attempt at jumping I've ever seen by the guy in the black shirt.

[–]Hacker116 2 points3 points ago

Can't punk the president

[–]radiobaby 0 points1 point ago

I feel like it might be part of their actual job duties to lose to the president in basketball twice a week.

[–]scamlikenewton 1 point2 points ago

those shoes on the guy on the left are fucking sweet.

[–]DH_madness 1 point2 points ago

WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP

[–]kingdavidek 2 points3 points ago

Damn, he's left handed.

[–]StabbyMango 3 points4 points ago

Ambidextrous, predominantly left though.

[–]ringfortheking99 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure how I feel about a left handed president.

[–]Stouticus -2 points-1 points ago

Came here to say this. Is it possible the camera inverted?

[–]Lt_Shniz -1 points0 points ago

He can veto my bill if you know what I mean

[–]jmad202 0 points1 point ago

He is actually very competitive.

[–]Pizza_The_Hut_17 0 points1 point ago

There really is no point in leading the free world unless you have a wet jumper.

[–]youdneverthink 0 points1 point ago

Funny that the other players are white. I bet he always wins

[–]Xysten 0 points1 point ago

Proving yet again that white guys cant jump.

[–]Tad2much 0 points1 point ago

Who tucks in their shirt when they play basketball?

[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou -3 points-2 points ago

OP sounds gay for Obama, not that there is anything wrong with that.

[–]LoveIsTheMovement -4 points-3 points ago

That man is such a badass.