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[–]Mirohan 22 points23 points ago

This was uploaded two days ago. Do you crave karma that badly?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

do you expect me to fucking delete it?

[–]Mirohan 0 points1 point ago

No, I was just curious as to why you'd need to repost it so soon after the original was posted.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

i didnt see it when it was first posted

[–]Batboylives -5 points-4 points ago*

Even if it was original. HQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA........ GET IT BECAUSE IT"S NOT FUCKING FUNNY

[–]WaywardSpaniard 10 points11 points ago

This is like a 7 year-old's humor.

[–]solidoxygen 0 points1 point ago

500 positive karma

[–]lafayette0508 2 points3 points ago

Horseradish makes you cry too.

[–]oldschoolguy 1 point2 points ago

Way worse than onions.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

true

[–]musicman3739 2 points3 points ago

so I saw this a couple days ago. and I laughed. I saw it again just now. and laughed again. and wasn't a little bitch cuz it was a repost.

[–]UndBeebs 3 points4 points ago

Pretty sure I saw this a few days ago, actually.

[–]jeffha3 1 point2 points ago

[–]LazzKnuckle 1 point2 points ago

And that's why you have no friends

[–]imtrappedinabox 0 points1 point ago

[–]dirtydoorknob 0 points1 point ago

Did the coconut look 3D to anyone else?

[–]Rswany 0 points1 point ago

FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:

[–]JohnDoeNuts 0 points1 point ago

Well, guess I better go get the spud gun in that case.

[–]veryood 0 points1 point ago

holy JPEG

[–]Cashgroove 0 points1 point ago

Good show

[–]carpe_deez 0 points1 point ago

Onion you di'nt

[–]bronananana 0 points1 point ago

I just don't understand why that fact would be considered impressive in the first place. Hey man! Let me show off my vast knowledge of common place food trivia!

[–]trikillr42 0 points1 point ago

Reposts make me cry...

[–]jazxfire 0 points1 point ago

Sudenly.....SICKIPEDIA!

[–]MrIste -1 points0 points ago

Awful compression, picture of just text, childish humor, reposted from a few days ago.

[–]illmoney -1 points0 points ago

I think you misspelled die.

[–]rennluvz -1 points0 points ago

Patrick's voice: HAHAHA. HE GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT

[–]LovableContrarian -1 points0 points ago

But that's not the coconut making him cry - that's you making him cry (using a coconut as a tool).

Learn to English.

[–]phoenix7782 -1 points0 points ago

That comma should be a semicolon. I can't get over that.

[–]NoOneToughtOfThis -5 points-4 points ago

if i haven't seen it it's new to me.

[–]emagmind -2 points-1 points ago

That's what I say about reposts...obviously 800 people who DIDNT see it saw it for the first time...so...ya know...they need to stop being so angry lol.