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[–]wotererio 123 points124 points ago

"high man"

[–]Se7en_Sinner 50 points51 points ago

OP must have been at a [10] when he titled it.

[–]mattwaver 7 points8 points ago

Or he might be 12.

[–]freeaccount 14 points15 points ago

If only he had been a part of the original show:

http://i.imgur.com/bmsyR.jpg

[–]KennyLoggnsDngrZone 4 points5 points ago

I used to love the hell out of that show, Little Bits, and David the Gnome.

[–]Owitb 2 points3 points ago

Hey dude!

[–]Honestgeek 69 points70 points ago

Anyone else think that guy looks a whole lot like Quentin Tarantino?

[–]KarmaTangi 1 point2 points ago

[–]CLThornet 69 points70 points ago

you know what fuck all of you. I just saw this for the first time and thought it was hilarious

[–]Wafl3 14 points15 points ago

I'm crying because I laughed so fucking hard at this

[–]grantly0711 3 points4 points ago

Whoa, easy bud. We think it's funny too, it made it to the front page for a reason.

[–]libertasmens 2 points3 points ago

You shouldn't be downvoted for being chill. Very un-Trees-like.

[–]rowuco 0 points1 point ago

What's funny about it? You racist towards us koalas or something?

[–]TheVergne 0 points1 point ago

I laughed.

[–]uberguby 0 points1 point ago

Maybe you could explain it to me? I kind of don't get it...

[–]NewW0rld 9 points10 points ago

It's related to this image macro: http://i.qkme.me/35dc4u.jpg

[–]stevesonaplane 6 points7 points ago

The koala is undressing me with his eyes...

[–]whatshesaidcontext 2 points3 points ago

That's what she said!

as she let go of my hand, walking up to the glass that covered the Koala exhibit, arm outstretched. Now, with her palm against the glass and tears of happiness in her eyes, I did not regret going to the zoo, I was only happy that she was happy. Years later I would look back and realize my mistake, but by then it was far, far, far too late.

[–]nrfx 2 points3 points ago

No.

[–]whatshesaidcontext 0 points1 point ago

That's what she said!

but her older sister refused to listen and she continued to dangle her stuffed lion out the window. And then the lion slipped out of her sister's grasp, on accident, but the family did not know this. She screamed. The father pulled over and spanked both his daughters for being so ill-behaved. The mother watched with silent disapproval, impatient. As she was being punished, she thought about, in addition to the pain, was how she hated her sister, how her father didn't listen to her, and how she would never see her friend Roarie again.

[–]LFRF 16 points17 points ago

High man?

[–]juice702 9 points10 points ago

Hymen?

[–]yourhouseisonfire 4 points5 points ago

Hello, sir.

[–]slavetothesystem -1 points0 points ago

Yep...

Right?

[–]wrecked-em 23 points24 points ago

this is [10] guy from r/trees. he's actually drunk in this picture and not high.

[–]IhaveMadeFIRE 25 points26 points ago

the koala is also drunk, not high

[–]slavetothesystem 4 points5 points ago

He just said that to not admit to illegal activity since his pic is out there. High man is careful man.

[–]wrecked-em 3 points4 points ago

he doesn't even go by "high man."

dudes.

[–]slavetothesystem 1 point2 points ago

Oh...what does he go by?

[–]wrecked-em 2 points3 points ago

lol.

[–]sarahpalinstesticles 0 points1 point ago

That guy is a member of r/trees?

[–]Haxxox 13 points14 points ago

For future reference, it's 10 Guy.

Not cringes high man.

[–]DJBJ 1 point2 points ago*

Yea High Man is so lame, please respect the art and call it 10 Guy, 10 referencing the level of subjective highness one has, out of 10.

This is obviously super serious business.

[–]GedSG1 -1 points0 points ago

u were not supposed to tell them !!!!

[–]Tfish -1 points0 points ago

I'd rather call it high man.

[–]ukiyoe 1 point2 points ago

I don't get why people like koalas. They freak me the fuck out.

[–]red321red321 1 point2 points ago

you're a little green man OP

[–]qazydude 1 point2 points ago

And then he got chlamydia.

[–]perryx 1 point2 points ago

Ten

[–]bht123 0 points1 point ago

two things... first have an upvote, secondly is this a repost?

[–]deadfracture 0 points1 point ago

This is damn funny

[–]TheoQ99 0 points1 point ago

I'm surprised this got so much attention outside of /r/trees. Also, he's called [10] guy.

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 0 points1 point ago

This day must suck for Myst23...

title comnts points age /r/
Dude... 1com 47pts 1dy funny
Koala is my friend 0coms 1pt 1hr fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

source: karmadecay

[–]JackLegg 0 points1 point ago

we ents prefer the term [10] guy

[–]theprofessor86 0 points1 point ago

I actually laughed out loud....nicely done...

[–]bikari 0 points1 point ago

[–]zoidberg1339 0 points1 point ago

High man? High man?

We call him [10] guy around here, amigo.

[–]SpiritedLion 0 points1 point ago

I don't think his name is high man.

[–]Abumization 0 points1 point ago

*10 Guy...

[–]ludvigsra 0 points1 point ago

Came into the comments to see /r/trees blasting this guy for saying "high man"

Love when reddit knows what I like

[–]TheCommonDandy 0 points1 point ago

Huhuhuhu. You said hymen.

[–]Psythik -2 points-1 points ago

Can /r/trees please retire [10] guy already? Other than the fact that it burns my eyes looking at him, the guy doesn't even smoke. He's just a fucking drunk.

[–]interflop 11 points12 points ago

[–]tairar 3 points4 points ago

RES + Night mode = that is some fucked up blackface

[–]RobertsStupid -1 points0 points ago

This was taken from r/trees and not given any credit plus it's not "high man" it's [10] guy. Not ok to say the least.

[–]general_kush -2 points-1 points ago

You get my first down vote for: 1) This is supposed to be in /r/trees 2) his name is [10] Guy not high man 3) You made the front page with all these errors (if it was anyone else they would have been down voted to hell (or Jesus Camp for the atheists)

[–]mydeadbody -1 points0 points ago

When?

ALL THE TIME.

[–]CAPTA1NRAG3 -1 points0 points ago

Its 10guy...

[–]lysergicpyschonaut -3 points-2 points ago

ive seen this too many times

[–]Ladderjack 6 points7 points ago

Then take your hand off the mouse and go the fuck outside.

[–]lysergicpyschonaut 0 points1 point ago

i actually am not using a mouse but a stroll outside does sound good thanks for the suggestion

[–]steady-drip 1 point2 points ago

This was the least confrontational response to that question I have ever read.

[–]lysergicpyschonaut 1 point2 points ago

:) :) :)

[–]duke_lucas -1 points0 points ago

LOUD NOISES!

[–]ByJiminy -1 points0 points ago

High Man was always my favorite Mega Man boss.

[–]DrPingu76 -1 points0 points ago

That koala is going to need some eucalyptus flavored nachos real soon.

[–]dan2737 -2 points-1 points ago

Reddit broke your high man.

[–]weighty_ghost -2 points-1 points ago

i just spit my coffee out, ha

[–]drockers -3 points-2 points ago

Should be the other way around. The Koala should say

"Dude, you're not a koala!"

And the [10] guy should say

"When!?"

[–]bigfishh -3 points-2 points ago

Can someone link me to this guy's face, with the kony 2012 theme? And does somebody has a source to wallpaper of that? I really want that right now :)